r/KitchenConfidential Jul 12 '25

In the Weeds Mode Well this is gonna be interesting

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u/zephyrtr Jul 12 '25

If you meet 10 new assholes every day, you might be the asshole.

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u/shmiddleedee Jul 12 '25

This quote really helped me out a few years ago. Turns out I was the asshole. I don't work in kitchens but this sub pops up on my page and I saw this quote. Thanks for the reminder.

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u/geekpoints Ex-Food Service Jul 12 '25

Good on you for allowing yourself to recognize it, it's a hard thing to do.

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u/FoghornLeghorn2024 Jul 12 '25

"Turns out I was the asshole". should be a t-shirt.

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u/kateastrophic 15+ Years Jul 12 '25

No problem, asshole.

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u/AdditionalMess6546 Ex-Food Service Jul 12 '25

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u/Br44n5m Jul 12 '25

This kinda thinking is also how I found out my personality is more of an "acquired taste"

Behavior tends to be very odd and different from most people so some find it extremely offputting till they get to know me, current coworker even told me "when you started i hated you, youre so weird and dont take things seriously! I wanted to know what your problem was. But now I love you! Youre so silly!" Which was a lot less heartwarming than I think she intended it

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u/Zunderfeuer_88 Jul 12 '25

Was it the three bass who said it?

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u/25_Unknown_Devices Jul 12 '25

Late one night, laying awake in bed, oooo a realization came. Are there really assholes every where I look, or am I the one to blame? Maybe I just do not say the things I should say, and do not do the things i ought.

So I took a long hard look at my self in the mirror, and this is what I thought:

“The guy who sold me this mirror's an asshole He's an asshole, son of a bitch said it was antique. He was lying, he was lying. Made me want to punch him in his salesman cheek”

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u/DCGeos Jul 12 '25

That was gold, thanks.

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u/25_Unknown_Devices Jul 12 '25

As original as I’d like to be, it’s the last verse from Stephen Lynch’s song “fishing hole”

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u/elshc Jul 12 '25

If everywhere you go, it smells like shit - check your shoes.

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u/Filter003 Jul 12 '25

Or your asshole

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u/h3110m0t0 Jul 12 '25

might be.

Or there might be 10 assholes out there, who all have the same issues.

If you put in the effort to correct shitty behavior and do what you can but they still persist on being shitty. Are you really the asshole for holding them accountable while they play the victim/no you card.

Easy to blame the MGMT. If every employee comes in and says I left my job because the mgmt was shitty before, and you can't hold down a job. Maybe its not just the MGMT.

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u/tastepdad Jul 12 '25

LOVE this line

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u/Stop_Fakin_Jax Jul 13 '25

Are there AITA shirts out there? If so, fuck em cuz IATA shirts are the only gift an asshole would get from me.