r/KitchenConfidential • u/tapthisbong • Jul 12 '25

In the Weeds Mode Well this is gonna be interesting

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u/olivinebean Jul 12 '25

It's a bit like dating

If a new boss complains about the chefs before me, it's very off putting and makes them look like difficult to work with

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u/garbitch_bag Jul 12 '25

Yep! Went to an interview once where the GM said they have such a hard time finding good people, everyone is flaky and quits after a few weeks. Guess who quit after a few weeks because management was horrible?

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u/zephyrtr Jul 12 '25

If you meet 10 new assholes every day, you might be the asshole.

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u/25_Unknown_Devices Jul 12 '25

Late one night, laying awake in bed, oooo a realization came. Are there really assholes every where I look, or am I the one to blame? Maybe I just do not say the things I should say, and do not do the things i ought.

So I took a long hard look at my self in the mirror, and this is what I thought:

“The guy who sold me this mirror's an asshole He's an asshole, son of a bitch said it was antique. He was lying, he was lying. Made me want to punch him in his salesman cheek”

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u/DCGeos Jul 12 '25

That was gold, thanks.

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u/25_Unknown_Devices Jul 12 '25

As original as I’d like to be, it’s the last verse from Stephen Lynch’s song “fishing hole”