r/KitchenConfidential • u/AlchemyAlice • 8d ago

In the Weeds Mode Left Ziti out overnight, OPs husband still eating it

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(I am not OP)

On a scale from 1 to Even I just Can’t…

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u/BulletsForBreakfast 20+ Years 8d ago

I once ate a weinerschnitzel chili cheese dog that was sitting on the oven for about 4 days. Still alive to tell the tale.

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u/meggerplz 8d ago

It’s a perfectly sane food to eat!

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u/forevereverforeverev 7d ago

Interesting texture….

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u/AlchemyAlice 8d ago

The arsehole or the weinerschnitzel

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u/jay6432 8d ago

Now taking your wienerschnitzel-licking finger and point out on this map what I want to know!

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 8d ago

You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger.

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u/jay6432 8d ago

“Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it out of the park! Fenway Park on it's feet for Teddy fuckin' Ballgame! He went yardo on that one, out to fuckin' Lansdowne Street!”

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u/Avilola 8d ago

Goddamn. I eat some sketchy food, but a four day old unrefrigerated chili cheese dog would be where I draw the line.

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u/WhiteSriLankan 8d ago

Unlike 99% percent of this thread, my line is at a one day old unrefridgerated chili cheese dog.

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u/AlchemyAlice 8d ago

Alive maybe but how was your arsehole? Asking for science

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u/jabbadarth 8d ago

Well greased...

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u/benchmaster620 8d ago

So i worked construction in my early 20s had a small iglloo cooler with one of those freezer brick things . About 95 degree friday i go to the store i get a loaf of bread a tomatoe lb of salami and a lb of colby . Have a couple sandwiches . Fast forward to monday . Still 95 .overslept rushed out of the house no wallet no money no lunch . Look over and my coolers in the passeneger floor . I open it doesnt stink but the salamis a bit slimy . So i wipe it down and slam like 3 sandwiches . Get out of work drink a beer its like 4 hours later . Within 10 minutes im puking and im so confused completely forgot about the salami i ate . Until i puked again and it was all i could taste . I spent the next week projectile vomiting and shitting water. I was sure i was gonna die . I was weak for like 2 weeks . I still cant eat salami to this day . But i have an iron gut thats the only thing thats ever got me. I ate pizza i left in the oven overnight lots of times

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u/moranya1 8d ago

Well I am not hungry anymore....

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u/benchmaster620 8d ago

I do apologize

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u/fairelf 8d ago

Cooking in the hot cooler in a hot car all weekend is a far cry from overnight. The temperature must have fluctuated back and forth from 70F to 125F nights and days. Yikes.

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u/benchmaster620 8d ago

I know i just though i would share a story of my early 20s self percieved indestructabilty hubris to laugh at

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u/Not_Here38 8d ago

As a food scientist and ex food safety manager I am disappointed I never used this phrase.