r/KitchenConfidential Starry Chef 17h ago

First Blood

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Murdock... I'm coming... to get you!

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u/Express_Area_8359 16h ago

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u/Prinzka 15h ago

It's over, Johnny!

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u/Express_Area_8359 15h ago

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u/Prinzka 15h ago

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u/Express_Area_8359 14h ago

lol

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u/Prinzka 14h ago

Which movie is that? That looks too old to be Driven.

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u/Express_Area_8359 14h ago

Dunno was going to go nothing is over so i went to him dancing lol. That suit dates pre 80s

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u/Prinzka 14h ago

Nothing is over is something I yell frequently in my regular life.

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u/Express_Area_8359 14h ago

When people come to a gathering everytime..if i know em

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u/Podyceck 16h ago edited 16h ago

When I was the head chef of a commissary, I would frequently shout, "This is my BOOMSTICK" ala Army of Darkness. It eventually became the name for the immersion blender, to the extent that I had written it into the recipes ("blend with boomstick until smooth, pass through fine sieve..." etc).

I haven't worked there in over 5 years, but I feel confident that they still refer to it as a Boomstick.

u/70stang 6h ago

When I started at the pizzeria I used to work at, they had a grinder attachment for the giant Hobart mixer, and used that to blitz tomatoes for sauce.

Do you know how long it takes to feed 250 lbs of San Marzanos through a sausage grinder attachment with a 3" diameter? Because I do.

The day they bought the giant RoboCoup immersion blender, I cried tears of joy.

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u/PinchedTazerZ0 16h ago

I was training a new guy and had to step away after showing him how to prep a sauce that needed a bunch of grilled veg and shit

Im like I'll be right back but there are immersion blenders in the back -- get this as smooth as you can but some chunks are okay. No need to do it through the vitamix or strain or anything

I came back 30 minutes later and he's using the handheld immersion for 20+ quarts of liquid. I managed to not laugh and walked him back over

"use the big guy! That'll be a lot quicker"

"The smaller ones give more control. This choice was intentional"

"... Okay in that case I'm telling you to please use the big one! Thanks"

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u/BirdBurnett 20+ Years 16h ago

That'll bring about Whirled Peas!

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u/soup-monger 15h ago

I miss my Robot Coupe 600.

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u/steal_wool 15h ago

Damn I had this exact photo of myself back from the early days of covid with a bandana over my face. I wonder if I still have it somewhere

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u/jeffnorris 16h ago

🤣😂

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u/sid_fishes 16h ago

Nope. That’s Scarface.

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u/Sharp-Lunch-583 16h ago

Lmao. This one got me