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u/zvx 15h ago
I thought we liked ramps and jacuzzis
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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 10h ago
No ramp, $699.99 max!
Extra points for the Rambutans, Monkeys, fish, and the Pineapple Toucan.
So only a one cent reduction the missing ramps--since the Rambutans bring their own jacuzzis.
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u/WantonWord 7h ago
There is a ramp, it's made of whole pineapple!
Also, we like nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine! Sometimes harder baby, harder!
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u/8alabonk 13h ago
The half-peeled rambutans are a nice touch. Also the manageable grape clusters, mangos, and PLUMS! More importantly, it looks like good, ripe fruit, not just a flavorless melon-slicing display. Yay
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u/Imkindaalrightiguess 15h ago
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u/Banananonymity 11h ago
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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 10h ago
And for u/Imkindaalrightiguess & anyone else who doesn't understand the "jacuzzi" mentions--the origin of "The Carrot Jacuzzi" is that bowl of shreds, with the Olive "floating" on top😉
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u/Imkindaalrightiguess 10h ago
Don't quote the deep lore at me I was there on that day
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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 9h ago
Sorry, I wasn't sure if that was a bat signal asking for an explanation--i apologize!💖
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u/Zoethor2 14h ago
I appreciate that the bananas are appropriately segregated and not getting their banana juice all over the other fruit.
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u/PinchedTazerZ0 13h ago
I spent the first 3 hours of my 15 hour days in corporate/concert/event catering land making fruit trays and shit
Just filling up giant ass boards that would get shrink wrapped to shit with 4 servers carrying them to the transport and a dozen plus platters going to different places. The old Mexican dude I worked with would tag team it with me and he'd start the day off with "ah the fruit... Today I do melons.... You do rest" Sure thing Jose whatever dude. We'll swap tomorrow
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u/lisamon429 10h ago
Since I’m pretty sure we’ve all seen and commented ‘nO rAmp?????????????’ enough for a lifetime, I propose a new challenge:
HIDE THE RAMP (or jacuzzi, etc) in your bougie boards and displays. Subtle. No one will know but us!!!
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u/Jeramy_Jones 6h ago
Love those fruit carvings. The addition of the rambutan, star fruit and pink and white dragonfruit is really great too.
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u/Vchubbs89 9h ago
Op this is awesome. I wish I had somebody show me how to do something like this just for the fun of it.
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u/awesomeforge22 BOH 10h ago
It’s a little cheesy, but with that said, I absolutely love it!! Great work
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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 10h ago
Naaaah. This is so over the top, it's not even cheesy anymore--it's straight-up Camp, and you're right, it's amazing!😉💖
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u/Rackemup 14h ago
OK I'm curious to know fruit buffet etiquette here.... like, if I walked up and took that fruit monkey and the dragon fruit fish, brought them back to my table, and ate them... would that be frowned upon?