r/KitchenConfidential 2d ago

I heard yall like fruit displays...

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u/zvx 2d ago

I thought we liked ramps and jacuzzis

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u/LordGeneralWeiss 2d ago

Cooks don’t like fruit cooks like ramps and jacuzzis 🎵

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u/GreatBigHomie 2d ago

I can hear it perfectly in my mind

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 2d ago

No ramp, $699.99 max!

Extra points for the Rambutans, Monkeys, fish, and the Pineapple Toucan.

So only a one cent reduction the missing ramps--since the Rambutans bring their own jacuzzis.

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u/WantonWord 2d ago

There is a ramp, it's made of whole pineapple!

Also, we like nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine! Sometimes harder baby, harder!