r/KitchenConfidential 13h ago

That big pancake the other day was cute and all, but I have this on my menu

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Flipping it with a pizza peel, and serving it on a large pizza pan.

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u/youenjoymyself 13h ago

This was a sous chef’s first staff meal after joining the team at a place I worked at 6 years ago.

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u/FiglarAndNoot 13h ago

This guy fucks

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u/Loki_the_Smokey 12h ago

and he's got no time to bullshit between being a badass and said fucking

u/Practical_War_8239 8h ago

Where's the banana for scale?

u/SheDrinksScotch 2h ago

In his pants, clearly.

u/yougotyolks 6h ago

This guy flips

u/Redfalconfox 7h ago

Clapping those pancakes

u/Aurora_Gory_Alice 5h ago

And well! Lol

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u/Moondoobious 13h ago

Cell phone checks out.

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u/garbagetruc 12h ago

Hell yeah, brother!

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u/SimpleMannStann 10h ago

Side note- can’t believe you got that username.

u/Bakerton16 9h ago

It is a 16 year old account, tbf!

u/HeWhoLovesSpaghetti 7h ago

That is a great picture

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u/janhasplasticbOobz Bakery 13h ago

We make a 2 1/2 lb donut for special orders

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u/Arkhamina 13h ago

Do you have trouble getting the center cooked all the way through? ( I mean... not the center center, but well, you know....)

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u/TheReelEpicKiller 13h ago

One donut please

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u/Usual_Office_1740 12h ago

As someone who cut and fried donuts for several years. How do you flip that? Or do you just put it between two screens and submerge it?

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u/janhasplasticbOobz Bakery 11h ago

Nahh the big boys get flipped too. We use long wooden dowels, same we thing we use for everything else

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u/Floaty_Waffle 10h ago

That looks impractical as hell. I’ll take 4 of them.

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u/rayofgoddamnsunshine 12h ago

I absolutely love this.

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u/Azalus1 13h ago

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u/JDCTsunami 13h ago

Almost every kid that watched this movie wanted those pancakes 

u/heraclitus33 10h ago

Culkins facial expression is priceless

u/Doc_Hollywood 8h ago

I STILL dream about them. lol

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u/BearDown5452 10h ago

You should see the toast I couldn't even fit it through the door

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u/itwillmakesenselater Ex-Food Service 13h ago

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u/rubrochure 10h ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/AcidMoonDiver 13h ago

Original Steve's Diner here in town does "lovecakes". 14" pancakes. The best one is a canolli pancake, which is rolled up and filled with canolli jizz and chocolate chips.

You can order a 3 egg, 3 meat, 3 pancake special for a reasonable price and get an unreasonable amount of food. I wasn't willing and/or able to finish it.

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u/ph0on 12h ago

The cannoli pancake is quite literally the texture I thought cannolis would have growing up before I ever tried one, having only seen them.

Imagine my surprise picking up and bite into an incredibly hard dessert. I was a bit disappointed, but I now respect cannolis.

Anyway, that cannoli pancakes sounds like a wet dream.

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u/Dashiepants 10h ago

Same experience as a child. I want to like cannolis, they are visually appealing, but the shell is too damn hard (and tbh not particularly interesting tasting either). The filling is often too sweet and a bit gritty too…. and I absolutely love ricotta. I’m open to the possibility that I just haven’t had a good cannoli but I would definitely try a cannoli pancake.

u/ph0on 9h ago

Glad I'm not alone, because they appear to be right up my alley visually lol

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u/sweetcorn313 12h ago

Does that make the pancake underwear?

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u/uncleozzy 13h ago

cannoli jizz

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u/Dashiepants 10h ago

I was like ew but also fully understand what he meant. This sub is great.

u/Couesteau 8h ago

Someone’s new burner username

u/Soderskog Health Inspector 43m ago

Fuck it, make it your main

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u/_seahorseparty 11h ago

the phrase cannoli jizz makes me unreasonably happy

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u/Natural-Seaweed-5070 12h ago

One of the best pancakes I’ve had had malted milk powder added to the batter.

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u/NothingReallyAndYou 12h ago

Honestly, if you served a wedge of this on a plate like a slice of pie, with some fresh fruit? I'd be all over that

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u/junkyard_robot 12h ago

No way. All or nothing.

u/IrreverentCrawfish 7h ago

Use it as the crust for a breakfast pizza?

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u/Grouchy_Paint_6341 13h ago

The staff watching u flip it

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u/GoSuckOnACactus 13h ago

I flip these big ones with pizza paddles.

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u/yurinator71 13h ago

What do you plate it on, a trash can lid? What if the whole table orders one?

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u/junkyard_robot 12h ago

Large pizza pan. Working a limited menu at the moment, but I'm rolling out an upgrade next monday with choccy chips, nutella, banana, pecans, blueberries and whatever else.

And, I'm planning one with all the savory breakfast ingredients like eggs, sausage, bacon, tomato, and some gravy.

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u/Aussiealterego 11h ago

One with rum buttered walnuts/pecans for the grownups.

u/esprit_de_corps_ 9h ago

Tomato would be too watery, no?

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u/Arkhamina 12h ago

XL Pizza pan?

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u/thismightbelong 13h ago

You should see the toast. I couldn’t even get it through the door.

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u/JetKusanagi 10+ Years 13h ago

It looks like you're patting it on the head, like a cow whose head you have a boltgun up to.

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u/opticalfever21 12h ago

Oddly specific analogy

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u/bigtallchild 12h ago

Please tell me you use it like a plate and serve it with a regular size stack of pancakes on top

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u/junkyard_robot 12h ago

I will now.

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u/nowlan_shane 11h ago

That’s not a pancake, that’s a pangea-cake

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u/orangehat1534 11h ago

Love this comment 😂

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u/landon1397 12h ago

Hey I made that pancake post the other day, totally don't have pancake envy lmao. In my defense I didn't have access to a pizza peel just regular spatulas

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u/consumeshroomz 12h ago

I like how it has rings like a tree

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u/Loki_the_Smokey 12h ago

fucking love this, keep on rocking in the free world

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u/frogonalog1019 10h ago

making a big pancake with the leftover brunch pancake batter is a rite of passage

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u/DigDry6895 11h ago

"My act is like pancakes, it starts out real good but by the end you're fuckin sick of it"- Mitch Hedburg

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u/smltwnzer0 12h ago

"you should've seen the toast"

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u/JenKandoit 12h ago

That's at least 6 scoops of pancake batter. The biggest we go is 3. Damn dude.

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u/Peacewrecker 12h ago

That's how they make them in Holland, but in Holland they put all kinds of things on top (smoked meats, ice cream, sauces, whatever). I really miss Holland.

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u/BigSpud41 11h ago

BIG PANCAKE ALERT

u/Boutiejay 7h ago

I used to work at a hot dog joint that served up giant pancakes. Flipped them with a regular spatula.

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u/Paigenacage 12h ago

I need dat

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u/PhilosophOrk 12h ago

Just got to any bar n grille in the sticks and any given pancake will be borderline manhole cover sized.

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u/SpphosFriend 11h ago

I want It lmao

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u/Magic_Neil 11h ago

Hate to ask, but is it any good vs the regular pancakes?

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u/Knittingfairy09113 10h ago

There's a breakfast place near us that makes pancakes about that size. They have something like 14 varieties.

u/paraworldblue 15+ Years 9h ago

Looks like a slice of a tree trunk

u/scalyreptilething 9h ago

There’s a cafe in Arkansas called the Bucket List Cafe that serves an 8 pound pancake you call in for a day in advance. Someday I’ll invent a reason to be in Arkansas because I’m 90% sure I can demolish that pancake.

u/One-Perspective1985 9h ago

That shit over cooked as fuck my dude. 😂

u/krazzzknee 9h ago

Kk so your hostess just sat 4 tables. One is a 10 top of constuction works they all want giant pancakes . With over easy eggs. The other tables want very speftic omelets. Your the only one in the kitchen cuz its Tuesday. Screw breakfast.

u/queenapsalar 8h ago

Please tell me.its called a Pancake Pizza!

u/TheCosmicJester 8h ago

Jeez, that’s gotta be what, 17 inches? I don’t remember the last time I saw one THAT big!

u/PrincessGingercakes 3h ago

That’s what she said

u/Weird-Group-5313 8h ago

Give couple of those jawnz to Beard Meats Food®️

u/acrankychef 7h ago edited 7h ago

What's the deal with pancakes man. The only thing good about them is what you put on them 😭. They smell good, they're fun and easy to make, super hot and fresh whatever but as soon as you just eat some pancake by itself.....

We kinda feel the same at our cafe so we really tried to get the best recipe and style we could... And even our best I'm like "I still don't get it" fluffy, buttery milky, creamy, authentic maple which is not cheap in aus, like $47.50 for 700ml :| (which now that I think about it, kinda makes real maple syrup a fine dining ingredient in Australia lol) Doesn't matter, I can't get myself to enjoy them which is usually a hard thing for me, I am not picky.

Crepes on the other hand 🥵

u/persistentthoughts 1h ago

Maple syrup is super pricey! I’m Canadian and most places here will serve “table syrup” by default, real maple syrup available for a fee

u/Junior-Hair-4637 4h ago

But do you have big enough plates for it? If you fold it up, then it's pointless

u/JeffMakesGames 3h ago

I'll take 1 pancake please.

[Gets served one the size of a large pizza]

Perfect acceptable.

u/Practical-Rooster205 2h ago

Do you call it the Uncle Buck?

u/PurplePickle3 51m ago

Do you eyeball the batter is it a measurement?

u/SylvainGautier420 22m ago

Damn, and I thought my college town’s best diner had big hotcakes. They’re probably half the radius of these (still pretty big, but nowhere close).

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u/lvbuckeye27 12h ago

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u/junkyard_robot 12h ago

Why not? Only complaints have been that it's too big. But I'm not the person who ordered a $15 pancake.

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u/ScudsCorp 12h ago

Ain’t nothing in the US Constitution OR The Bible that says a man can’t pay $15 for $0.50 of flour.

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u/junkyard_robot 12h ago

Yeah. It's like $1.25 of eggs..

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u/lvbuckeye27 12h ago

I haven't eaten a pancake since 1996.

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u/justhe_worst 12h ago

Get your hairy fuckin arm outta that big bitch of a pancake

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u/junkyard_robot 12h ago

I'm wearing a glove.