r/LivestreamFail • u/MarkoSeke Cheeto • 1d ago
Ludwig blind tastes Mr Beast's chocolate milk
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u/ScavAteMyArms 1d ago
That part were you know you hate something, but need to try it a few more times to precisely figure out why you hate it.
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u/Superb-Mall3805 1d ago
Sometimes you gotta figure out if you hate it, or if it was just gross because you were expecting something else
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u/Slammybutt 1d ago
Like the ice cream sundae A&W flavor. It tastes like chocolate soda, super sweet, probably the only reason I kept sipping it.
The after taste was literally unclean asshole.
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u/Efficiency-Brief 1d ago
I would ask how you know what unclean asshole tastes like. But then I read your name. Checks out
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u/Mister-Nowhere 1d ago
I would ask how you know what unclean asshole tastes like
He’s clearly a man of adventure and (bacterial) culture
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u/noticablyineptkoala 1d ago
Smell and taste go hand and hand alot of the time. Smell one, usually safe to assume taste.
Not vanilla extract though. Not a good taste at all compared to smell
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u/LighttBrite 1d ago
The CEO personally brown kisses every bottle, personally. From his family, to yours.
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u/Rishfee 1d ago
Yeah, I was hoping it was more ice cream than chocolate sauce. Definitely not a keeper.
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u/Andstuff84 1d ago
The sundae a&w taste like a fucking liquid ding dong. (The little cakes… not a mans ding dong)
Either way not a taste I want to try again.
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u/pieface1987 1d ago
I just tried this soda. I had to get it super cold to be able to drink it. It’s so weird tasting.
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u/ForsakenWishbone5206 1d ago
Holy fuck those are bad. I have them in my fridge rn. Been through a couple hundred other sodas in the mean time. One time it was the only cold can so I took it and the first sip was ok. I tasted what they were going for.
The next half of the can was just pure masochism. I tossed the rest out.
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u/FireKitty666TTV 1d ago
Yeah, chocolate soda is good, rhey shoulda stuck with like, a creamy chocolate soda rather than whatever abomination they cooked up.
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u/sillekram 1d ago
I hated it when I first tried it. I think I expected rootbeer float . Once I realised it was supposed to be chocolate sundae, I only disliked it.
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u/itsIzumi 1d ago
"Shit from a butt" feels like a pretty insurmountable first impression to try coming back from, but I guess you gotta respect further science.
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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig 1d ago
Like a Spirit Halloween Store, had me rollin...
Like they added oregano was also funny.
Shit from anywhere but a butt, I can abide, but butt-shit??
No sir.
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u/stiff_tipper 1d ago
"Shit from a butt" feels like a pretty insurmountable first impression to try coming back from
this just makes me think of malort, and malorts just as malort as ever
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u/jdixon88 1d ago
At one point he said it tasted like it was made with advent calendar chocolate and at that moment I knew exactly what it tasted like.
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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda 1d ago
Yeah, between that & the oregano comment, makes me think they put allspice in the chocolate milk for some dumbass reason
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u/DMercenary 1d ago
Whole Milk, Sugar, Milk Protein Isolate, Cocoa Powder Processed With Alkali, Natural Flavor, Dipotassium Phosphate, Tricalcium Phosphate, Salt, Carrageenan, Vitamin D3.
So that's allegedly the ingrediant list I think. ingredient
"Natural Flavor" is possible the culprit?
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u/alphazero925 1d ago
Milk Protein Isolate
This is the culprit. They put protein powder in it. Even in the best tasting protein powders, bars, and drinks, the best they can do is mask it. You can't really make protein isolate based supplements taste good
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u/tropicocity 1d ago
Pure protein salted caramel bars - try them if you haven't, you'd have almost no idea you're eating a protein bar
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u/Floggered 1d ago
For me it was when he mentioned Spirit Halloween. Vivid mental imagery of old chocolate with that chalky white "bloom".
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u/nickhalf 1d ago
Saying “that tastes like a spirit Halloween store” is such a solid serve.
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u/mr_f4hrenh3it 1d ago
Yeah it’s insane that I know exactly what he means too. Crazy but effective descriptor
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u/long_schlongman 1d ago
That musty rotting hay aroma mixed with the residual aroma from the industrial chemical cleaning before the moved in?
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u/outdatedboat 1d ago
A lot of the masks and animatronics at Spirit use a rubber that has a very unique smell. And the cheap costume fabric kinda has its own smell too.
For me, that's the Spirit halloween store candle
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u/SlayerofDeezNutz 1d ago
I actually make this milk at work. They straight up use a small amount of the same milk powder as Mac and cheese LOL. It’s very fatty chocolate milk, usually Ch milk is 1% but not this stuff. It’s supper sugary (in fact they had to make it less sugary than they planned). And there is a spice power we put in it that makes it taste like a hot chocolate brownie mix.
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u/MadderoftheFew 1d ago
Oh woof. Sounds horrific. Is it any more or less horrific than trumoo or nesquik?
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u/No_Meat_7628 1d ago
Ofc nesquik is #1.
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u/Unapologetic_Nomad1 1d ago
Straus ended up being his #1 and Nesquik was second.
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u/OccasionalGoodTakes 1d ago
Straus does go crazy with it
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u/KyloFenn 1d ago
Yall gotta try the ice cream
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u/gconnorg_ 1d ago
Best flavor in your opinion?
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u/ClevelandBrownJunior 1d ago
The regular Dutch chocolate goes crazy but Straus isn't my favorite ice cream. I'd go with Mcconnell's. It's ridiculous how silky and creamy it is.
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u/Worzon 1d ago
1 in child labor
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u/Feelinglucky2 1d ago
Never tasted so good
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u/Bavario1337 1d ago
sadly a nestle brand so it's instantly out for me
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u/Zarathustrategy 1d ago
I hate nestle but I'm addicted to nesquick
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u/MomCrusher 1d ago
nesquick and kitkats are both just too good man i feel guilty but shit 😭😭😭
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u/funnyalbert 1d ago
What’s the deal with nesquick?
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u/VolleyVoldemort 1d ago
nestle, the makers of nesquik, has been involved in several human rights violations I recommend reading this list if you have time.
In the case of nesquik specifically it’s their use of child/slave labor in cacao farming
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u/funnyalbert 1d ago
I heard something of relocating water from underdeveloped countries suffering from drouts
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u/Gallantpride 1d ago
It's a shame the cheapest dog and cat foods that follow WSAVA guidelines are Purina, which is a Nestle brand. Royal Canin is several dollars more expensive than even Purina Pro.
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u/TuxedoHazard 1d ago
Feastables is so insane. It really shows that putting your name on something can make it just print money despite it being turbo dogshit. EVERY tuber I’ve seen blind taste test it always says it’s giga dogshit. Same goes for Prime. I can’t believe that lunchables knock off had literal mold in it and it just blew over.
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u/Ledoux88 1d ago
I saw Feastables chocolate in store so I tried it, despite being like 3 times more expensive then the other ones.
Literally tasted the same like the cheapest chocolates next to it.
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u/Zermist 1d ago
It's genuinely terrible and extremely cheap tasting. It's like what you would imagine chocolate would taste like if you never had it and somebody attempted to describe it to you
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u/b1ackcr0vv 1d ago
So the Tang of chocolates?
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u/fnrsulfr 1d ago
I love tang I thought people liked tang.
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u/LunarCantaloupe 1d ago
Yeah I hope this guy isn’t talking about the stuff that astronauts drink
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u/cereal7802 1d ago
you know the super cheaap chocolate they put out for easter shaped like the easter bunny or eggs? it is like that, but fucking expensive.
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u/LeftLose 1d ago
I got one of the birthday cake flavored ones and I’m not sure wtf they were thinking. Sure it was cheap but the texture and taste was disgusting
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u/reddit_4_days 1d ago
It was cheap? It's waaay overpriced where I'm from..
More expensive than Lindt and triple the price than Ritter Sport....
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u/pengu221a 1d ago
Where I live its the cheapest by far, regularly 1.50$ per bar when everything else is 2-2.50.
Its not awful but its not amazing.
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u/ToastyBB 1d ago
I don't think prime is bad tbh but I don't go out of my way for it and I will probably die having never tried feastables and that's fine with me
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u/Abomm 1d ago
Yeah prime is fine, but there are so many sports / electrolyte drinks on the market. I'm not sure I would ever buy prime unless it's the cheapest one available, the recipe for these things are all the same.
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u/WingersAbsNotches 1d ago
sports / electrolyte drinks
I wouldn't buy Prime for this, regardless. It's not even good at being an electrolyte drink lol.
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u/Shibby8Muk 1d ago
They aren’t all the same tho, prime doesn’t have sodium (which is useful in rehydration, Prime just isn’t very smart lol) but in a flavor level I think it makes Prime grossly sweet in comparison to like Powerade or Gatorade. It’s only sweet and doesn’t have that bit of saltiness to balance it out
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u/Spoomplesplz 1d ago
The power of little kids.
We were all exactly the same with lunchables and whatever other dogshit food our childhood idols pushed on us. Except now it's WAY easier to do.
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u/RoosterBrewster 1d ago
That's just marketing an IP. That's why they keep coming out with movie sequels with known actors to squeeze every last drop out.
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u/Whatisthis519 1d ago
Mr. Beasts products are trash
feastables is just shitty chocolate, "mr beast burger" is generic trash made by ghost kitchens.
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u/Larock 1d ago
Why would anyone expect him to make good food? He churns out exploitative, shitty videos for children. I've never seen anything about this guy that would indicate that he has any interest in selling a quality product.
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u/thisremindsmeofbacon 1d ago
For a lot of parents, they know a) their kid likes this guy b) he did some philanthropic things like curing those blind people - and that's it. The branding on a lot of the stuff is health oriented. I like to imagine everyone spends time researching every single thing they eat and picking through conflicting articles, but it's just not realistically the case.
And of course, I'm sure it's actually children themselves buying the products directly, too.
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u/JoesGreatPeeDrinker 1d ago
It's more than just them buying the products, they will straight up get bullied for it.
Like if you bring a lunchable instead of a lunchly kids will straight up bully you for it.
Source: my nephew who is in middle school.
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u/Yourwaifusasuke 1d ago
Depending on the location they use Mr beast burgers weren't that bad cause where I live I'm pretty sure they used Culver's Only tried it once tho cause fk those prices
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u/FullSkyFlying 1d ago
Thats because its a ghost kitchen and not an actual chain. Our local one was(maybe still is?) in a pizza shop
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u/Raven_of_Blades 1d ago
Mr Beast really regrets the beast burgers since he figured out he can't control the quality of ghost kitchens and it hurt his branding.
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u/Chad_RD 1d ago
damn you wrote this
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u/Raven_of_Blades 1d ago
They are words from Mr Beast himself, what is the issue here?
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u/hamceeee 1d ago
nesquick fucking slapped when i was a kid. guess it still does.
too bad its from nestle
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u/nage_ 1d ago
nothing tastes as good as evil
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u/reddoor17 1d ago
Then why do feastables taste so bad
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u/creyes53115 1d ago
because there's evil for content and a little bit of profit vs way more evil for the love of the game and way more profit
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u/GoofballHam 1d ago
Nestle has perfected their formula of evil over the course of many years. Carefully selected and distilled for it's purity, the lactation of The Dark Spawn always meets the high bar of excellence set by Nestle.
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u/TheKappaOverlord 1d ago
afaik the original version of the feastables formula was actually pretty good. Its what got mr beast his feastables brand recognition, without having to sink tens of millions like now.
Then they redid it, and eventually redid it again (but cost cutting. Not reinventing the wheel)
Now its basically Hersheys, but cheaper somehow.
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u/Ubisonte 1d ago
Feastables is like amateur sunday league type of evil, Nestle is the the World Cup
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u/GabMassa 1d ago
Legit.
Tried to go healthy a few years back, got an "organic" juice from a new trendy store.
No additives, no artificial colouring, no preservatives, nothing. Just fruit juice, made by people paid a fair wage, made with mandarines from a reputable farm in a trendy, colorful, beautiful juice box.
It even had a cute mascot.
I shit you not, it tasted AND FELT like cardboard, I can still feel it grazing my tongue that vile, lying liquid.
So that was that.
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u/TheKappaOverlord 1d ago
You have to basically reprogram your entire taste buds otherwise anything organic you are going to try, will taste like shit. This is mostly due to everything you buy being oversweetened
source: me trying to get off sweet teas, and make my own teas without HFCS/trying some japanese shit from harris teeter.
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u/Dopa-Down_Syndrome 1d ago
I had yahoo recently after 15 years cause it was on sale at Costco. Yes I know its chocolate water, bur that shit was delicious. It's the only canned drink that doesn't last more than 5 minutes and had to ban myself from buying it again.
Strawberry nesquick was undisputed when I was a kid.
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u/Brogans 1d ago
My man said he had yahoo recently lmao.
Did you chase it with some askjeeves?
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u/KCKrimson 1d ago
I drank yoohoo the other day and lived it. Until I looked at how much sugar it had. God damn it's got more sugar than soda.
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u/MoreThenAverage 1d ago
Chocomel is supreme. A dutch brand/company only sold in the Netherlands, Belgium, Germany and UK I believe.
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u/Danihero 1d ago
My Dutch heart had to ctrl+f chocomel and I'd like to thank you for mentioning our pride and joy and wish many a chocomel upon your family
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u/Shadowzed 1d ago
We have that here in Denmark as well. But we also have the more superior chocolate milk, Cocio. The undisputed GOAT.
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u/krute5832 1d ago
Cocio is so much better than any other chocolate milk, I don't even consider it when discussing what's best. It's just assumed Cocio is the best and the rest are fighting for 2nd
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u/pageninetynine 1d ago
Known as Cecemel in Belgium. Makes any other chocolate milk taste like weak bullshit.
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u/DonutUpset5717 1d ago
Fairlife is actually goated though
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u/TeaDrinkerAddict 1d ago
Yeah, he should’ve tried their standard chocolate milk instead of the protein shake. Not that it’s bad, but it’s kinda an unfair comparison.
Also is it just me or does fairlife last for an eternity in the fridge? I swear I can keep it for longer than any other brand.
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u/SpiritualWindow3855 1d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/Milk/comments/1mi1pzq/you_can_leave_the_fairlife_out_of_the_fridge_for/
That being said, normal Fairlife chocolate has an obnoxious amount of artificial sweetner that gives it a nasty aftertaste
The nutrition shake has the same artificial sweetener, but it's not as sweet and the aftertaste isn't as strong
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u/Brogans 1d ago
My second favorite supermarket chocolate milk right behind Trader Joe's.
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u/wizrslizr 1d ago
i agree, best protein drink out there. i know it’s probably loaded with a bunch of other shit but nothing else hits right
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u/lminer123 1d ago
It’s got some sweeteners and thickeners and is fortified with vitamin D and lactase, other than that nothing really crazy. Def the best protein shake by far
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u/Recent-Yogurt 1d ago
i heard something about microplastics a while ago but surely they've addressed it right?
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u/Alabaster_Potion 1d ago
Tastes pretty good, but I just hate how it has sucralose in it :(
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u/Vastlee 1d ago
I fucking love this stuff & it's great that they actually used the better macro version. The ones in the white bottle. Those others that they put the market labels on with slightly worse macros aren't gross, but they aren't as good. Real talk, tastes fantastic, 30g brotein at 150kcals... the stuff is magic.
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u/8StringSmoothBrain 1d ago
I try not be buy Fairlife because I regularly drink an entire half-gallon the same day I buy it💔
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u/jvctheghost 1d ago
He goes on to rank it the worst of the 7, guesses that it’s probably Feastables. Once it revealed he sips it again and doubles down on it being ass.
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u/yeenevalose 1d ago
He should do the same with the pokimane cookies with vitamin d in them
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u/Yourwaifusasuke 1d ago
Does anyone still sell those?
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u/kitchensink108 1d ago
At least one flavor is still for sale on their website. But there was also a video (possibly an OTV Truth or Drink video) where she was asked if the cookies were a mistake, and the framing of the question+answer made it sound like it was (or was on its way to being) a thing of the past.
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u/ElBurritoLuchador 1d ago
That was an overpriced cookie and the marketing was solely her name. She doesn't have Mr. Beast clout. Snacks like those typically have a year of shelf life and I doubt people would bulk order those lol.
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u/Calipup 1d ago edited 1d ago
She said she would make sure she had more insight and control in the process. So it seems like she kind just signed on as a figurehead and then it turned out shit. Just like the whole Valkyrae bluelight makeup shit. Obviously she didnt handle the fall out well by calling people poor.
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u/Key-Property7489 1d ago edited 1d ago
He did it a while ago and he thought they were ok, I also I don’t think they even make them anymore.
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u/boogieonthehoodie 1d ago
He did taste test them in a video where he taste tested several YouTubers products.
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u/joans34 1d ago
idc about the mrbeast, did he like the fairlife? I need my opinion validated, but I'm too lazy to check the VOD.
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u/EmptyBrain218 1d ago
Not really but he gave it a pass because it was a protein version of it.
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u/CatsArePeople2- 1d ago
He drinks it frequently on stream. I recognize it because it became my go-to protein source years ago and I drink at least one a day. It is an S+ tier protein drink without question, but like D tier if you classify it as chocolate milk and compare it to chocolate sugary whole milk.
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u/ProdigyLightshow 1d ago
Fairlife makes regular chocolate milk, like not a protein shake, and it’s my favorite chocolate milk out there
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u/CatsArePeople2- 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yea, it is really good. Specifically I meant:
Fairlife Protein Shakes suck, C tier.Fairlife Nutrition Plan (shown here) is S+ tier protein (30g protein, 2g sugar, 150 calories).
and then Fairlife Chocolate Milk is S tier chocolate milk.
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u/MemestNotTeen 1d ago
Fairlife was 6th.
But with the caveat that he knew it was fairlight and clearly a protein shake.
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u/Blunter_S_Thompson_ 1d ago
My dyslexia was wilding out and kept reading the title as Mr. Breast's chocolate milk.
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u/Fabulous-Employee105 1d ago
He didn't even cleanse his palate between sips, the other ones must be combining and creating a horrible flavor that masks how good Mr Beast's chocolate milk tastes.
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u/jamilslibi 1d ago
Then why did he love the one right after?
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u/Pikminious_Thrious 1d ago
The Mr Beast Chocolate Milk has a 30 second delayed activation.
So he was just tasing the delicious Feastables flavor by the time he got to Nesquik.
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u/tiredoldwizard 1d ago
Yeah I tried one his chocolate bars and it was not good at all. Just my opinion.
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u/Golden-- 1d ago
I'm not surprised. His chocolate is some of the worst tasting around too. The old recipe was decent. Not good, but decent. The new one is just horrible.
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u/Sandwichgode 1d ago
Why do people keeping buying mr beasts products? I understand being a fan of his videos but like come on. You really trust a YouTuber enough to eat their food/beverages? No fucking way.
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u/Necessary-Sir4600 1d ago
Hype carries them for awhile, but just like prime the hype dies and sales will plummet if a product sucks, I haven't had beasts stuff so I can't say if it's bad or not, I have tried prime tho and it was horrendously bad and seeing it have a 90% falloff in the UK (it's largest market/highest demand country prior) was super validating lol, im sure if beasts stuff is also bad (not doubting just haven't had myself) it'll follow rhe same trend in the next year
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u/lonigus 1d ago edited 1d ago
As I worked in a chocolate factory for 5 years and among the many types of chocolate i was part of producing (Milka to be precise) I simply had to test feastables chocolate. All the ingredients were the cheapest of the cheap, cocoa beans origin not stated, but it was very acidic feeling. The reason for that can be many things, but most likely it was a second grade cocoa bean badly fermented or roasted. The emulgators also only used in the cheapest chocolate. We did sell the second grade cocoa powder to Russia, Ukraine or around the central Asia area, which was mostly just a byproduct sorted out from the good stuff.
So if you ever got a Milka chocolate in the poorer countries it was not the same quality as the one in Germany for example. I dont know what the quality is now, but back then we used grade 1 beans from South America for the western market.
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u/tacotickles 1d ago
Not surprised another streamer went for the lowest quality products to make money at the expense of childrens' health. Now with extra microplastics
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u/DrSquirtle00 1d ago
ngl ive had the mrbeast burger one time, that shit was awful man it does not suprise me that this milk tastes god awful too
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u/SchwiftySquanchC137 1d ago
Pretty sure the burgers are made my random ghost kitchens with little quality control, so basically you might get an actually good burger or a complete shit one or anywhere in between (although perhaps they never do reach "actually good", just not total shit). Not a defense at all BTW I think its dumb as fuck and shouldnt be ordered by anyone.
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u/DeputyDomeshot 1d ago
Basically any of those branded meals are made by any random kitchen with a famous persons brand slapped on top.
Don’t eat that shit.
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u/briceland 1d ago
I know HEB is predominantly in Texas but their lactose free chocolate milk is the best I've ever had and I'd put it against anything.
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u/DocFreezer 1d ago
Trader Joe’s chocolate milk goes absolutely insane, it’s the best I’ve ever had. And I drink way too much chocolate milk
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u/Obvious_Teacher_8771 1d ago
Lewis Road is the best choc milk pitty he had to taste all this anal leakage
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u/Greyrandir 1d ago
I don't know how Mr.Beast makes so much money from his products considering everything I hear says they're absolute garbage.
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u/stefje82 1d ago
Is it strange that these products of Mr Beast feel unethical. Everything he does feels like a scam, but keeps hiding it professionally
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u/prahl_hp 1d ago
I mean anything chocolate related ive had from the US is straight up dog shit, so im not surprised. the chocolate we have in EU is just better
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