r/LoveTrash TRASHIEST TYRANT 5d ago

Hilarious Dump! Judge Chelsea

1.8k Upvotes

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u/Thatsmyredditidkyou Filth Battalion 5d ago

"Chunk! Not these drugs. 😑"

Good boy chunk.😅

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u/IdentifyAsDude Trash Trooper 5d ago

This is real. If you say it is fake, you are fake.

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u/asssoaka Garbage Sergeant 5d ago

Faxx

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u/The_Emprss Dumpster General 4d ago

I caught when the hound went straight to the judge

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u/Pipe_Memes Major Muck 4d ago

No. Not these drugs!

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u/bulanaboo Trash Trooper 5d ago

Come see me in my chambers wink

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u/bubblesort33 Trash Trooper 4d ago

Is it edited together clips of real and fake? Or all actors?

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u/CraptainPoo Trash Trooper 4d ago

Clearly ai, the bailiff was disproportionate

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u/FartsWithNeighbours Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

I would have died if after she smelt the weed she looked at bailiff and said "it's dank"

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u/HoochieKoochieMan Trash Trooper 4d ago

Bailiff: "Fo Shizzle, your honor."

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey Garbage Guerilla 4d ago

Chunks slowly opening its third eye: "It's 4:20 my dudes."

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u/HailFredonia Colonel Garbage 5d ago

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u/Sunnywatch08 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Lmao allright that was funny and we got to see a cute dog! Love it

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u/willdabeast464 Trash Trooper 4d ago

average cali judge in 2025

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u/tigercat300 Trash Trooper 5d ago

The disappointment on her face when he said no… like, dude, you have no idea what you’re missing haha.

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u/oldkinghaggard Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

America is more kayfabe than reality at this point.

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u/Large-Produce5682 Garbage Guerilla 4d ago

Her and 50 should've made a couple of nickels and dimes.

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u/WienerSalad1 Trash Trooper 4d ago

I have a dog named chunk

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u/optimist_prhyme Dumpster General 3d ago

When I stop by on my way home tonight. Pffft

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u/rajatsingh24k Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

Waiting for people to figure out how to be upset about this.

Cue:

The culture is being attacked by pot… Our kids will be ruined! Americans are dumb…

So and so forth.

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u/halfasleep90 Waste Warrior 4d ago

I’m mostly just wondering what he is suing for still. He doesn’t smoke, she does, ok and? Why are they in this court room? Are there damages of some sort? Has her smoking perhaps damaged artwork of his or something?

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u/Weewoes Trash Trooper 4d ago

Probably just doesn't like yhe smell, shouldn't have to smell it or be around the smoke if he doesn't want to. She could vape or smoke outside and problem solved?

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u/halfasleep90 Waste Warrior 4d ago

But not liking it doesn’t award him money. He needs a monetary value that he can claim is owed to him.

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u/jonnybanana88 Trash Trooper 4d ago

Maybe they couldn't get the security deposit back due to the smell?

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u/halfasleep90 Waste Warrior 4d ago

Idk if there even is a security deposit, but regardless it would require a 3rd party(the people refusing to return the security deposit) and it would have to be proven that the reason was because of her smoking. If that had been included, it would at least make this hearing have some legitimacy to it though. That would have been very nice.

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u/NoirGamester Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

But think of the children!

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u/thecarolinelinnae Ruler Of Rubbish 5d ago

Ha.

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u/nkdowney Trash Trooper 5d ago

The most unfunny garbage I’ve ever seen. So original /s

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u/hungLink42069 Waste Warrior 5d ago

But the judge liked drugs. Judges aren't supposed to like drugs.

You must not have gotten the joke. It's like opposite day.

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u/nkdowney Trash Trooper 4d ago

It’s a fucking skit….about a judge….liking drugs. K. Weed 👍 cool man really funny

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u/hungLink42069 Waste Warrior 4d ago

The other reason it's funny is because you can hear the people in the audience laughing.

Laughing is funny. That's why peak comedy always runs a laugh track.

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u/nkdowney Trash Trooper 4d ago

That fact you aren’t being sarcastic about the laugh track almost made me laugh but then I figured, that’s just sad. Whatever you say internet stranger

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u/hungLink42069 Waste Warrior 4d ago

No no trust me. This video is actually super funny.

Edit:(somehow my sarcasm hasn't been detected yet, so I'm gonna drop in one of these lil guys)

/s

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u/cuntybunty73 Trash Trooper 4d ago

You yanks actually find this funny 🙄 the judge is rather beautiful 😍

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT 4d ago

Shes a comedian.....Chelsea Handler

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u/cuntybunty73 Trash Trooper 4d ago

I have heard of her but I've never watched anything by her

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT 4d ago

I hadn't seen her in a long time until this video popped up the other day

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u/AdGlittering2884 Trash Trooper 4d ago

Who the hell keeps giving Chelsea Handler shows? She's never been funny once. She just says nasty comments and everyone (somehow) takes it as a joke.