r/MURICA 13d ago

Greatest than Canada 😊

That’s definitely true!

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u/ModsBeGheyBoys 13d ago edited 13d ago

So much more betterest and greatest. 😜

Edit - and to u/helpful_umpire_9049 and everyone else whose posts are getting deleted, I’m just ribbing you a little. I love my peeps to the north.

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u/turvy42 13d ago

The firstest with the mostest

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u/Gilarax 13d ago

Englishest of the world!

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 13d ago

Yeah you guys totally are greatest than us

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u/talon2525 13d ago

I got a freedom boner!

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

This always gets posted and I love that they snuck in Pat Tillman, who was famously killed by friendly fire and then the center of a very large attempted cover-up.

Or at least I hope it was snuck in. Otherwise the creator looks really dumb by putting in random "Chad-looking militaryman" that actually is a good representative of the awful side of the American military machine.

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u/turvy42 13d ago

Tillman seemed like a good guy. Shame what happened.

I'm guessing he wasn't snuck in. Seemed like a genuine post. Very Murican montage.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Friendly fire has happened in every conflict by every party in human history. Communications break down in the fog of war, and everything should be done to minimize it and learn how to prevent future friendly fire instances.

The problem wasn't the friendly fire (I mean yes that was a tragedy for sure, but wasn't the central problem)

The problem is the cover-up. The military could have studied what led to his death and used it to prevent future deaths of American service people.

Instead they spat on his death by pretending it was something other than what it was. The best way to honor his death would've been to prevent future loss of life. But PR mattered more.

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u/slickweasel333 13d ago

Yup, which is why I'm glad he was included so we can talk about it. We shouldn't leave heroes out of our history, especially if their deaths were covered up.

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u/VanceAstrooooooovic 13d ago

They didn’t want people to know that Tillman had become disillusioned with the war to the point that he was antiwar

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Yeah and I know quite a few vets. The younger ones (younger than 40) are mostly anti-war based on what they saw, why we were there, and what we were told.

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u/dece75 13d ago

He was still a great man which I think is the point

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u/Delanorix 13d ago

They put MLK Jr in there and we know the US government helped kill him lol

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u/Saint_Santo 13d ago

He was a great American. Has a federal holiday. Made history.

The people are not the same as temporary administrations.

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u/BlazingSpaceGhost 9d ago

MLK with an almost immediate cutaway to Ronald Reagan was an interesting choice too.

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u/DannyBones00 13d ago

Pat Tillman was fundamentally an American hero, though. Dude gave up a cushy life of an NFL player to go fight for the country he loved. That’s quintessentially American.

What happened to him is a shame, but it doesn’t negate his sacrifice.

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u/SirRegardTheWhite 12d ago

It was a worthless sacrafice. Tilman was starting to be publicly against the war. They burnt his things. He was shot in the head, the local next to him was shot in the body, because they knew who was wearing a chest plate.

100% a hit by the a warmongering Bush and Chenny administration. It was a stupid war.

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u/DannyBones00 12d ago

All of this can be true and it still doesn’t take one ounce away from my admiration for the guy.

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u/mr-logician 13d ago

Do not insult users on this subreddit

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u/Lonely_Brother3689 13d ago

I'm on the side of 100% wasn't snuck in. Usually 'Murica montages aren't created with that level of self reflection.

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u/BelowAvrgDriver907 13d ago

His story is still one of patriotism and selflessness regardless of the circumstances of his death. Man threw away millions of dollars to join the military & one of its most elite units becuase his country was attacked.

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u/Iron_Patton_24 13d ago

From what I heard dude was gonna go awol and his buddies killed him, and the government covered it up.

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u/lessofabeardedwonder 13d ago

Spent time at FOB Tillman in AFG(basically Pakistani). I always got a bit of a kick out of it. Figured if I got killed by my guys, I’d have crazy amounts of ā€œrespectā€ after the fact. Being dead is where the real respect is. Doesn’t matter how you got there.

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u/Unlikely_Week_4984 12d ago

Why would they have to "sneak him in".. He's a damn hero. Gave up his football career to serve his country.

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u/bingodisps 11d ago

I came to comment about Pat. Glad I’m not the only one who noticed.

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u/jitsfan 9d ago

A very Canadian thing to say. Tillman is a hero.

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u/prepuscular 13d ago

Half of this is military, a quarter is flags, and only a sliver is anything cultural, scientific, or technological. A proper murica post.

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u/mleonnig 12d ago

Oh yeah because the United States has not contributed the most cultural, scientific, and technological advancements in the 20th and 21st century right?

Oh yes, that's right, we have, by a very large margin, not only compared to any other country but compared to for instance Europe in total.

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u/Changetheworld69420 13d ago

Cool to see Sha’Carri get a shout in this. Yay US Track and Field

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u/regulationinflation 13d ago

She’s a domestic abuser. Nothin cool about her.

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u/Changetheworld69420 13d ago

Well damn, I can’t and won’t argue with thatšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 13d ago

If we only judged people by the worst things they've done, America would have ZERO heroes.

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u/SaltpeterTaffy 13d ago

If we only judged people by the worst things they've done, heroism would be impossible. "Billy was one of the first responders during 9/11. His actions saved at least a hundred people at the cost of his own life. But when he was 5 he shoved his little brother a little too hard while they were playing and made him cry. Billy is no hero."

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u/Icy-Interest-8719 11d ago

Do Bill Cosby now

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u/mleonnig 13d ago

Well if we only judge people by the worst things they've done, there wouldn't be any heroes anywhere

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u/m0zymaz 11d ago

Except Dolly

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u/marino1310 13d ago

If the worst thing they’ve done is bad enough it absolutely should be what they’re judged by.

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u/HourRefrigerator2450 13d ago

As a Canadian I think the US is more popular and has great history, sight views, and great cuisine

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u/Content-Inspector993 13d ago

I'm gonna need to see proof of Canadian citizenship

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 13d ago

found the ice agent

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u/Content-Inspector993 13d ago

no ice agents in Canada buddy

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 13d ago

yet, not if these g00fs get their way

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 13d ago

As a Canadian, AWNG, never was, never will be. Actually. WANG? has a nice ring to it.

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u/Additional-Acadia954 13d ago

Greatest than Canada

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u/gofoggy 13d ago

Fuck yea šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø best freaking country

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u/page395 13d ago

What dumbass include Pat Tillman’s picture in here? What happened to him was an American travesty, poorly covered up by our own government.

Extremely insensitive to include his picture here.

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u/npcinyourbagoholding 10d ago

They threw Trump in there too. Not sure this is a good rep of what makes America a great country.

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u/LBERN 13d ago

Because America simply can’t be greater…it has to be greatest than.

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 13d ago

This is untrue. It can always be greater, and it's our job to make it so. That's the whole point.

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country

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u/Uss-Alaska fuck yeah 13d ago

I’m so glad we moved to this great country!

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u/yerwhat 13d ago

How's your healthcare? Not a sarcastic question.

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u/pddkr1 13d ago

ā€œGreatest than Canadaā€

Cue Inglorious Basterds meme

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u/mleonnig 13d ago

The way that the Canadians respond to the 51st state thing was hilarious!

That was the greatest troll of all time and oh my gosh did you guys take it serious.

You're really afraid that we were going to try to annex Canada?

You really believed that was a possibility?

Come on guys, We are great allies and friends and trading partners, but you guys should not take such bait so easily

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u/tennantsmith 9d ago

Fuck off, it's not a troll if the commander in chief is saying it

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 13d ago

Greatest, then Canada. Agreed.

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u/asuleiman 13d ago

No FDR, no JFK, No Mohammed Ali which he is the greatest

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u/Terr1ble 13d ago

Thomas Sowell shot made me smile. Well, the whole thing made me smile.

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u/lornezubko 13d ago

Good god y'all are something else. šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦

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u/cFullwood šŸ”«Rootn’ Tootn’ šŸ”« 13d ago

Love some of the subtle throw ins. Like a young Thomas Sowell and Pat Tillman.

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u/zenyogasteve 12d ago

Glad I had the sound off the first watch. I saw Thomas Sowell!!! The GOAT

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u/Educational-Year3146 fuck yeah 13d ago

I’m Canadian, and I love both America and Canada.

I do hate our laws though. Can’t even legally defend yourself in Canada. That’s not a joke.

But seriously, would never want to live anywhere other than these two countries.

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u/Alarmed_Drop7162 13d ago

Wild to include Pat Tillman. gunned down by friendly fire and covered up by the military?

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u/Helmsshallows 13d ago

Why is it wild? Kind of a dumb take. He’s inspiring not because of how he died, but how he lived.

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u/Civilwar1864 13d ago

Kinda insulting to put trump in anything with Tillman

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u/54B3R_ 13d ago

Pretty sure this video is satire

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u/Alarmed_Drop7162 13d ago

If you take r/ Murica seriously, and not as satire, you’ve lost the plot

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 13d ago

You know damn well this subreddit went serious like every other satire sub that doesn't have circlejerk in the name

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u/coolsnackchris 13d ago

Is it actually satire? Holy fuck I am an idiot

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u/SaltpeterTaffy 13d ago

It's not satire, it's parody. We can not take it seriously and still accept the plot unironically.

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u/mleonnig 13d ago

There's a core of Truth in all satire

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u/Lucky-Mia 13d ago

Canada played a huge roll in their mission to space, not that they will ever acknowledge or accept that

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u/ztoundas 13d ago

Weird you showed MLK but then like 45 slides that were why he was politically murdered for being "unamerican" as if they were all equally good, lame dishonest propagandist

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Thomas Sowell in there! Dude is ancient but still sharp as ever!

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u/Casanova_Kid 13d ago

I love America and all that, but I wish we weren't dick measuring against our allies and brothers.

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u/Genghoul100 13d ago

There is a reason they measure in cm and we in inches, they like the bigger number, but not the bigger size.

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u/Former_Function529 13d ago

Dude. There’s a global propaganda war being waged against us, and Europe, more than anyone, seems to gobble it up. This is based on just my experience of Reddit, so incomplete, but it’s definitely at least something.

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u/yooker2001 13d ago

Don’t forget gerrymandering. Definitely the greatest at that!

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u/PTBooks 13d ago

He’s always sneaking into places he’s not wanted

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u/InsufferableMollusk 13d ago

TF is a ā€˜Canada’?

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u/Magsec5 13d ago

Yeah, there’s some pretty cool achievements but honestly, that’s just from the past. What has America done in the last 10 to 15 years. All I’ve seen is late stage capitalism, homelessness, high cost for everything and peopleā€˜s emotions have been completely and utterly manipulated for nefarious means. Not to mention the constant grifting.

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u/MURICA-ModTeam 13d ago

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u/Simple_Assistance_77 13d ago

Huh? This is sad, do you have the clips of when the economy was good as well? Like when people actually came to Vegas?

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u/No-Deer379 13d ago

Fuck Vegas

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u/Illustrious_Sea_2548 13d ago

Greatest than Canada.... great english

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u/Character-Actual 13d ago

'Greatest than Canada'

Very American. Arrogant and stupid.

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u/mleonnig 12d ago

Bro read the room, this is all for fun.

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u/PlateOpinion3179 13d ago

What a dumb post

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u/tooldieguy 13d ago

Never going to be the 51st, you’d just destroy it.

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u/Ploughpenny 13d ago

Canada sucks balls

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u/Ninjorp 13d ago

And they are throwing it all away for nothing.

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u/Whatever-That-Memes 13d ago

I think I’m getting epileptic seizures

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u/brymuse 13d ago

The bigliest.

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u/williamapike 13d ago

This would be better without the religious imagery since the United States is and needs to remain secular. One Nation with liberty and justice for all.

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 13d ago

Picture at :29 does NOT belong

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u/Ohigetjokes 13d ago

War war war war civil rights leader that was assassinated REGAN war war war war war…

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u/elbowpastadust 13d ago

I call them wildlings and am pushing for a great northern ice wall.

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u/gvales2831997 13d ago

I guess you can be proud of MLK Jr, but you also need to remember why you needed him.

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 fuck yeah 13d ago

Spelled wrong (probably on purpose) as ammo for the Europoors. Thanks a lot.

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u/PartyClock 13d ago

The Pat Tilman shot sent me

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u/Sapphire_Leviathan 13d ago

Europe is the easiest country to ragebait.

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u/tragecedian 13d ago

Now show me the other side.

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u/Canadatron 13d ago

Way moar betterer for sure.

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u/Melioidozer 13d ago

Yeah, sure, other countries have buildings older than our country. You know what they don’t have, though? One single SEC championship. Suck it World, USA #1.

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u/TotalExamination4562 13d ago

There sure is a lot of clips of war and death.

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u/Equal_Platypus3784 13d ago

gReAtEsT tHaN

Stfu, regard.

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u/idontmakeaccount123 13d ago

You forget about the double standards and stupidity.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I like how the assassination attempt is proof of America's greatness

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u/Bryansix 12d ago

Thomas Sowell spotted

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u/Accomplished_Row5869 12d ago

Why aren't the ICE raids in there? Asking for a friend 🧔

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u/GailTheParagon 12d ago

This country is alright. Greatest on earth? Lol

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u/Dordidog 12d ago

Canada to the US is what Belarus is to Russia

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u/ZenHeat619 12d ago

Embarrassing memes and brainrot is all we got left

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u/TheFallenJedi66 12d ago

Who?

Oh~! You mean northen north America? I don't know why you call it that made up fairy tale but hey, you do you

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u/WriothesleyChair 12d ago

Yes sonny.

The biggerest and besterest and the gigantiest and most educationated.

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u/Longjumping_Ad_4332 11d ago

I love that Thomas Sowell is in there. He is probably among the top 10 greatest minds in the US.

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u/Neckpillowman 11d ago

It’s actually Greater than Canada

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u/darbywood 11d ago

Are those British Redcoats at 16 seconds?

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u/Fresh-Note-7004 11d ago

Sweater she’s wearing: Made in China

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u/HomeworkNo2677 11d ago

lol stupidity encouragedĀ 

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u/Schrootbak 11d ago

Some people will look at this and actually feel patriotism 🤣

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

You feel safe now, until all "illegal migrants" are deposed.

Then its the dems, the lefts, the impaired, your neighbours, your friends and family.

And you wont do a single thing about it.

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u/2407s4life 10d ago

The Trump ear photo in there 🤢

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u/SchemeSignificant166 10d ago

Someone is suffering from little big man syndrome

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u/Electrical-Pitch-297 10d ago

Americans with their fantastic grammar

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u/WholeCarry305 10d ago

Why are the comments stuck at 666?

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u/JarOfKetchup54 10d ago

Great montage but I saw that you snuck Trump in there.

Can’t celebrate our country while still including an open traitor in our celebrations.

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u/Material-Drop-4759 10d ago

What does greatest than Canada mean? Hahaha can't even proof read, damn yall be stupid ah

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u/bluedancepants 10d ago

I live in California and I just recently visited some relatives over in Canada.

I've got to say not sure if it's the area i was visiting. But they seem better than the USA. It was a bit weird walking around and not seeing tent cities, garbage on the ground, boarded up businesses, and graffiti.

Oh and traffic was also very mild compared to the bumper to bumper mess we face over here.

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u/BigSlammaJamma 10d ago

Very best English too, I fucking hate living in this shithole

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u/UnflushableNug 10d ago

Now show the poverty, crime and authoritarianism!

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u/deekamus 10d ago

It would take very little for someone to post a counter video proving the opposite argument.

Just saying.

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u/LasBarricadas 10d ago

Where are the masked security forces looking for foreigners?

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u/TGPapyrus 10d ago

Right on!

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u/Rabidschnautzu 9d ago

I'm going to celebrate like a true patriot and burn my flag.

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u/KnivesInYourBelly 9d ago

3/4 of the world is better than Canada, but I agree.

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 9d ago

Well different. But debateing it is not worth it.

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u/LavaFlame389 1d ago

Lmao this has to be ragebait