r/MURICA • u/Thick_Acanthisitta31 • 13d ago

Everything is bigger in Texas

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u/Thick_Acanthisitta31 13d ago

You can show me sick fan art and teach me about pigs. Ill show you wildly dangerous things you would brag about at parties

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u/SnowBound078 13d ago

The most dangerous thing I’ve done was run into traffic to pick up a bag of Horse Feed that had fallen out of someone’s trunk, it was right when school let out, so traffic was high

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u/Thick_Acanthisitta31 13d ago

Im going to put 5lbs of tanerite in a washer, and ima let you shoot it about 150 yards away with an AR15 so it blows up.

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u/SnowBound078 13d ago

I’ve got an AR -15 and 8lbs of Tannerite, we sell it at the feed store I work at so I get it 15% off

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u/Thick_Acanthisitta31 13d ago

I also have an AR15. I also work an agricultural job.

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u/SnowBound078 13d ago

BROTHUUUUUUURRRRRR!!!!!

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u/Thick_Acanthisitta31 13d ago

BROTHUUUUUURRRRR!!!! WE ABOUT TO DRINK ABOUT TALK ABKUT WARHAMMER?!