r/MURICA • u/All_Wasted_Potential • 22h ago

It’s called American Football because no other country can handle this violence

youtu.be

125 Upvotes

CFB & NFL is back baby!

214 comments

r/MURICA • u/Thick_Acanthisitta31 • 19h ago

We need to pump those numbers. 🇺🇲🦅

2.3k Upvotes

Honestly didn't expect my state to be in the top 5.

836 comments

r/MURICA • u/MidnightPulse69 • 11h ago

Would you like an AK with your pizza today?

260 Upvotes

32 comments

r/MURICA • u/Thick_Acanthisitta31 • 3h ago

Counties in the United States where the sale of alcohol is completely prohibited

275 Upvotes

Honestly, I thought it was just Arkansas

125 comments

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