What's your favorite vito scaletta line

[u/Specific_Anything_90]

[u/Busy_Permission_7725]

“Who the hell was that guy? Guy's got a voice like Woody fucking Woodpecker.”

[u/No-Sense6060]

“Ahh great, a fucking clown suit. Can today get any worse?”

[u/stecdude123]

“What. The fuck IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

[u/JLNX1998]

Barbaro's Bordello! You got the money, we got the honey!

[u/Janzkrieg]

"Ugh, how can these guys stand this? I've been working for five fucken minutes and I already hate it."

[u/opdude12 → u/Janzkrieg]

who the fuck wants to move boxes around all goddamn day???

[u/Lord_Nishgod]

"after two action packed days of staring at the wall."

[u/_Lost_Paradise → u/Lord_Nishgod]

*three

[u/Breakfromthecrowd]

"For the last ten years, all I done was kill"

[u/New-Painter5765 → u/Breakfromthecrowd]

I killed for my country(shoots Falcone) I killed for my family (shoots him again) but this one... This one is for me. Falcone: FUCK... YOUU

[u/jerkingmyhancock → u/New-Painter5765]

Vito: Fuckin’ Prick

[u/TheFlyingOmelette63]

“Yeah I’m done and you can keep the ten bucks. When I said I needed a job I didn’t mean slave labor.”

[u/DocMino]

Mr. Angelo?

[u/Adventurous-Path-850 → u/DocMino]

Underrated

[u/Brave-Butterfly-483 → u/DocMino]

Uh, yes?

[u/Human_Ebb_4214 → u/Brave-Butterfly-483]

Don Salieri sends his regards *pew*

[u/mrk-cj94]

1) sees a ✉️ in Joe's apartment "Look at this, didn't even know Joe could write" 2) estate agent: "I sure hope you like your new apartment sir, if you have any questions, feel free to ask" Vito: "just one question: when are you leaving?" 3) during the shootout inside the hotel, Joe: "fk the sprinkles are goin off" Vito: "really? Cos thought it was raining" 4) Vito: "great, a fkin clown suit" Joe: "u finally got some style, I'm going to want that shirt back by the way, they don't make threads like these anymore" Vito: "Yeah There is a Reason for that you know" 5) the church conversation with Henry 6) sees Young Joe photo "ehi Who is this skinny guy in the picture" Joe "that was back in 1941" Vito: " you haven't changed at all... you know... In The Face" 7) Vito goes to a bald guy "hey, Derek needs you to pay the fee for the barber" Bald guy: "why do I have to use a fucking barber for?" Vito: "he will spit in your head and make it shine, what do you want me to say?" 8) "hey Vito What's the thing that you missed the most when you were in the jail?" Vito: "freedom" "apart from that?" "You know.. Booze, Girls, Baseball" Joe: "now you are getting closer" Vito: "are you taking me to a baseball game?"

[u/AchacadorDegenerado → u/mrk-cj94]

Imagine being a cold-blooded killer and at the same time a guy who’s really good with witty one-liners.

[u/NewNameSoon]

“I was in the war, Mr Gurino. All I did was kill people I was told to kill. People the president pointed his finger at.”

[u/Pristine_Put5037]

This guy drives like a… never mind.

[u/Cyber_Ghost_1997]

“Make the right choice and I’ll make some fresh bucatini for ‘ya!”

[u/M93CGLM2]

"I dreamed of money cars women respect freedom I guess I ended up getting all that more or less but along with it came prison living in constant fear and the blood of my friends. I ducked it as long as i could but it was finally catching up with me"

[u/Sweet_Information_14]

"This one is for me"

[u/Flimsy-Experience-89]

“Shut the f*** up “

[u/Money_Tradition_3057]

MY HOUSE!!!! FUCK!!!

[u/akaifrog → u/Money_Tradition_3057]

Lmao it's hilarious reading it like this now in all caps with so many exclamation points - it really made me unlock the memory.
But it was pretty good voice acting iirc

[u/Money_Tradition_3057 → u/akaifrog]

Ikr

[u/Qbjik]

It always works in the movies

[u/augustinepercy2]

“you fuckin serious..?”

[u/Kings2FatForHisArmor]

(When carjacking)

"Get the fuck out!"

[u/disorganized_crime]

“Who? The chinaman? Give him a step ladder and send him over!”

[u/Makarov419]

"Yeah, there's a reason for that, you know."

[u/Silversurfergio]

Mr angelo? Mr Salieri sends his regards.

[u/PurpleHawk222]

“Don’t matter your shade, you’re just another two faced scumbag like everybody else, and I’m through with it!”

[u/spraguet2]

"I'll hit you so hard your kids'll feel it!"

[u/LiterallyLuBu]

“It’s Scaletta time!”

[u/ShorohUA → u/LiterallyLuBu]

and then he scaletted all over the place

[u/theHrayX → u/ShorohUA]

That's how mafia works

[u/New_Swan8175]

*joe shoots the bartender* Wha What the fuck is wrong with you

[u/Ill_Shame_3463]

Drinking on the job huh? When did you turn Irish?

[u/viejacon_pielcanela]

"And why there's a couch in the kitchen I have no fuckin idea"

[u/Electrical_Law4903]

My name is Vito Scaletta. I was born in Sicily in 1925.

[u/THEFLAME275]

I guess you could say we're in some sort of Mafia II?

[u/Hoonover → u/THEFLAME275]

"You did it kid. You are the Mafia II Definitive Edition"

-Leo Galante, to Vito Scaletta right before credits roll

[u/PavolBudzak_06]

"If your eyes were all the way open you would've see me coming asshole"

[u/SangiMTL]

“And I can understand why you don’t. They use big words, there’s no hookers, and the foods lousy”

[u/Potential-Help4881 → u/SangiMTL]

Wasn't Henry the one who said that??

[u/Global-Elite-Spartan]

"Coffee"

[u/GunzBlazin03]

"I hate to say it, but I dropped the soap and never seen Leo cuming"

[u/TehGringo]

"I'm hungry"

[u/edward323ce]

Don saleri sends his regards

[u/X95R_1331]

1

Joe: “Never should have happened… Never should have happened!” (GUNSHOT) Vito: “WHOA! JESUS!” Joe: “Aahh, shit…” (Bartender collapses) Vito: “You gotta be kiddin’ me. What…the FUCK…is WRONG WITH YOU!?” Joe: “I was just…” Vito: “You were just what? Shut your fuckin’ mouth, and get your drunk ass outside.”

2. Luca: “Jesus Christ, what? What, is Captain Shitbag here to save the day?” Vito: “Shut the fuck up, Luca.” Luca: “Hey, I know you. You’re that chump who was hanging around with that moron, Barbaro. I thought you was still rottin’ in the can. What the fuck you think you’re doin’ here?” Vito: “Falcone sent me. He ain’t too fond of skinny little cocksuckers tryna turn his guys into mincemeat.”

3. Joe: “Clemente rented the entire 18th floor. There’s a couple of suites and conference rooms up there. And guards.” Vito: “So how we gonna get up there?” Joe: “Round the back, through the laundry room.” Vito: “What, you wanna wash your shorts before we do this?” … Joe: “Wiseass.”

4. Leo: “Vito? What are you doin’ here? You coulda called first..” Vito: “Leo, there’s no time to talk— you gotta get outta here, quick, they’re after you!” Leo: “What? Come upstairs, my feet are getting cold. Do you want a drink?” Vito: “Do I want a drink?” … “What the fuck is wrong with you?” Leo: “Alright, so, what’s happening?” (One explanation later…) Vito: “How do you know all this?” Leo: “I’ve got my sources…why did you come here again?” … Vito: “WHY? What, are you getting senile on me? Because they’re gonna KILL YOU!”

[u/Iam_Goofy69]

"No, he Just wants to hang up his jacket."

[u/organicallyviolent]

“Shut the fuck up”

[u/Grouchy_Training6156]

Tell that to my mother.

[u/BitterSatisfaction41]

"Chez... relax will ya?"

[u/Intrepid_Plantain761]

Ну, а... Молодой человек есть? (Well, uhm... Is there any young men?)

[u/Gorki01]

Joe: Shit, the sprinkles are going off

Vito: Really? Cuz I thought it was raining.

[u/IntelligentPurple244]

“paydafeefordabarber”

[u/FlareRite]

You el greco the doctor?

[u/Matthewbcafc]

Are you El Greco the Doctor?

[u/Appropriate_Sea4387]

“Sorry asshole. You picked the wrong ass to drill.”

[u/MedicMainRamirez2525]

«Если Лука просто за стейком заехал – я кого-нибудь пристрелю»

[u/Petrovicky_lump]

In czech: To si děláš prdel 

[u/xXXSt0rm1sXXx]

"Fakt a to jsem si myslel že kurva prší"

In Czech it's much funnier

[u/NickLzAndDimes]

“Anybody else… got a fuckin’ problem… with paying for the FUCKIN’ BARBER???”