I'll start. Got stuck in a queue behind two Americans confronting a bemused cashier, who were demanding to know where the bottled water had come from.

This was in Hamrun btw. We only drink brake fluid here

Now they ruined Ta’ Qali with sand and gravel and the idiotic monkeys are clapping and saying prosit u grazzi.

We never learn.

i've been living a little over 2 years in malta, and I haven't found a quiet spot yet. is there a quiet village, especially with no/rare fireworks? it's 10pm and I have been hearing fireworks all day here in Kirkop. I work shifts goddamit. anyone can recommend a quiet village please please?

Is there a place for maltese club music?

Title self explanatory. I've tried to find any groups like on facebook and have had zero luck. Writers Malta seemed to be my best bet, but it seems to be inactive as of around last year. I'm a newbie writer and just want to talk to other people about writing, hear their thoughts and make some friends in a field I really enjoy partaking in.

I hear there's a big scene for indie film making and music, but I hear nothing for writing.

Are there events I'm missing? Am I missing something obvious? Any and all help appreciated. Thanks.

Nothing to see here. Just keep posting prostit on Facebook.

I’ll be visiting Malta for the 1st time this year.
I also plan on going to the beach and swimming for around let's say an hour at a time. My concern is about leaving stuff unattended.

I’m planning on bringing only the essentials (towel, phone, wallet), but I’m still a bit nervous about theft specifically of my personal documents that I need to travel back.

Has anyone here tried bringing a small portable safe/lockbox to the beach? Is it effective or overkill?

Any further tips on how to keep belongings safe while enjoying a long swim are also welcome!
Thank you for your time and feedback!

Hello! We're in Malta for the first time and really enjoying it here. We'd like to go to see the procession in the St Julians Festa but I'm struggling to work out where and when it's taking place. Can someone help please? We're going to watch the fireworks, but is there anything else we should look out for? Grazzi!

Has anyone been called by DLS sixth form to notify about acceptance?

If you're willing to share, subjects chosen and points gained would be appreciated.

in maltese sorry foreign friends

mela issa ha jibdew jaghmlu drug tests bara ta xorb.Jaghmlu sew imma allura jien jekk npejjep nofs joint qabel norqod ghax minghajra ma norqodx nkun ghadni minix tajjeb biex nsuq biex immur a xoghol?Jekk ninqbad nista nehel meta ta quddiemi li jkun qed isuq filghodu lanqas jaf xinhu jigri meta ta quddiemi ikun fuq il mobile u ma jkunx jaf fejn hu sejjer meta tal bolt jew wolt lanqas ikun jaf fejn ha jmur umbghad jaqalak min gewwa?Jew l accidants issa kolla ha nippuntawom lejn il haxixa u ma nwahhlux fl alcohol ghax forsi noqorsu lil xi hadd!

Chained up of course. I'll leave it there for a few days. Is that safe?

Are there interesting things to do? I came here today evening and tomorrow will be visited by 2 nice ladies I met yesterday in St Julien. I'm really not the sightseeing guy ("oh cool, another church. Like everywhere in Europe") and prefer actually doing some activities. It doesn't seem like there are any beach volleyball places (why not?) for example. What fun stuff that isn't just "stand there and look at stuff" can you recommend? Nice bar? Minigolf? I'm staying at Victoria. Also a good thing would be a nice place to just sit and talk.

I originally only decided to spend some days here because I wanted some peace and quiet and basically do nothing, just read my books and go for a run, but book reading is not really a sensible option when you get visited by two beautiful Latinas now, is it? We'll definitely be going to Ramla Bay, but I'd just like some additional options.

I've been using Epic for a couple of months now both for mobile and home Internet and so far I haven't had any issues so far as I could tell. A couple of friends also use Epic and never complained. Could you enlighten me on what is so bad about Epic? Maybe when my contract expires I'll switch to Go or something g.

Thanks in advance!

I'm looking for a place where i can have a bbq (with charcoal) in the centre of the island. With or without permit. Is it possible in Ta Qali or nearby?

Hi, we are here in Valletta until Thursday Sept 4. We have a minolta srt 101 needing a repair. Any suggestions? Thank you

Which sixth form is better... Junior College or St. Aloysius? I'd appreciate if students can share their experiences, positive and negative. I'm having a hard time deciding between the two.

Hello guys,

I am currently on a holiday in Mellieha. Sadly our holiday ends on Monday. Our plane will take off about 9AM.

My question is, will it be possible to catch an Uber/Bolt on monday at 7AM?

So far catching Uber/Bolt is really easy, but I am afraid about the really early hours, because if we can’t catch any then we can miss our flight easily.

Also, as far as I know we can schedule a ride in Uber and Bolt as well, but to be honest, I,ve never used this option before, so I don’t know which option should be better on Monday 7AM morning.

I'll be in Valletta when the national regatta is happening on Sep 8th. Where's the best spot to sit and watch some of the action? Is it a full-day thing?

(for tourists)

We rented 2 cars at the airport upon arrival from them, my bad i wasnt checking the reviews. The scam happened to us so far is that they sort of pushed us to sign contracts that covered everything, except road assistance, and the second day the car they provided stopped working, so we had to call the road assistance company, which is one guy in a towtruck basically. The guy arrived, did something with the battery of the car, told us it was our fault, because we left the light turned on, and threatend us, that if we do not pay him 215 euros, our contract is cancelled, we get nothing back, and he takes the car as well. We payed, drove the car back, and asked them what kind of a service is this. They told us arrogantly, that once you drive a car out, it is your responsibility if it stops. As an answer I made a try in front of them - also recording that on video - that if you turn the car off, it turns everything off automatically, to prevent the battery to drain, so us being in fault was impossible. Okay they said, write an email for refund then. We know what that means...

Im furious.

Today I went snorkeling in the Inland Sea (Gozo) and it’s the first time I’ve seen “those floating things.” What are they? You can clearly see them in the video, but I have no idea what they are.

Hey all!

First time heading to Sicily not using my car, can you suggest which rental companies that are reasonable and if better go direct with them or through a website? Also normally people say do do full coverage insurance when you are there is this something that applies to Sicily aswell?

Landing Catania Airport.

Thank you all!

Hi all, I've got some friends visiting in September and October and I'm looking for recommendations of wholesome activities we can do that don't involve boats.

Hi! I’m looking for some recommendations. Me and two friends (all 19, F) are staying in Sliema for a week. We’re definitely party people and want to check out some good bars to pregame at—preferably cheap ones—before heading to clubs. I’ve read about places in Paceville like Havana and Sky Club, but are those worth it? Or are there better spots you’d recommend? We’re into pop/“white girl music,” so anything along those lines would be great. Are there any outdoor clubs that are open at night? And what about beach bars or outdoor spots during the day?

We’d also love to see some of the more beautiful parts of Malta—are there any hidden coastal spots you’d recommend? Maybe beaches with whiter sand or caves by the water where we could spend a day?

We’re also planning to spend a day in Valletta for sightseeing. I read that the Sliema–Valletta ferry is the best way to get there—does that sound right? Any restaurant recommendations in Valletta that are good but still budget-friendly (we’re students, so not looking for anything too pricey, lol)?

thanks in advance:)

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Hi! We are a family of 3 who has been living in Malta for almost 3 years. We recently became parents, and currently live in Birkirkara. We are finding it very hard to navigate around Birkirkara with a pram (although we bought a very light one). There is a lot of noise and commotion. Thus, we are now on a hunt to move to a more child friendly location (more walkable, that there are some coffee places, playgrounds, that it is quiet, and that finding parking doesn't take ages). We know that we won't find perfection, and that we will need to make compromises, but we would like to get some suggestions.

Thank you!