r/Music Jun 28 '25

music "There's not a shred of evidence on the internet that this band has ever existed": This apparently AI-generated artist is racking up hundreds of thousands of Spotify streams

https://www.musicradar.com/music-tech/theres-not-a-shred-of-evidence-on-the-internet-that-this-band-has-ever-existed-this-apparently-ai-generated-artist-is-racking-up-hundreds-of-thousands-of-spotify-streams
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u/SmwhereAroundBarstow Jun 28 '25

Dude’s guitar in that pic has fret markers on the 10th and 13th fret. Your honour, I rest my case

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u/the_marked Jun 28 '25

Lol nice catch

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u/Aerythea Jun 28 '25

Also the tuning posts on the headstock don't line up correctly. The one for the low E looks especially weird. 

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u/TwoDogsInATrenchcoat Jun 28 '25

Order! Order in the court!

Let the record show, I have no idea what that means. Where should thr fret markers be?

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u/infirmaryblues Jun 28 '25

Your honor, they should be on the 12th and 15th fret. The double dots on the 12th marks the octave.

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u/saiko_sai Deezer Jun 28 '25

Objection! Your honour, I still have no idea what's going on

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u/FuckLex Jun 28 '25

Sir, I think you are lost.

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u/misterpickles69 Jun 28 '25

Objection! Where are my pants?

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u/Systemic_Chaos Jun 28 '25

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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u/Keyboard_Lion Jun 28 '25

Objection! Your honor, could I get a Dave’s Double with fries and a vanilla frosty?

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u/sane-asylum Jun 28 '25

Objection overruled!!!!!! Chocolate Frosties for everyone!!!!!

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u/zack_glickmann Jun 28 '25

Well in that case “Where’s The Beef?”

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u/chdude3 Jun 28 '25

In a chromatic scale, there are 12 notes within an octave. Each fret separates a note, so the 12th fret is marked with double pips to show it’s the octave.

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u/intensive-porpoise Jun 28 '25

Your Honor, at this time the Defense would like to call Mr. Steve Vai to the stand.

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u/RF_BOI Jun 28 '25

Your honor, they should be on the 12th and 15th fret. The double dots on the 12th marks the octave.

Good job on training the AI pal

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u/chained_duck Jun 28 '25

You know when you go up the octave and it stops at 12 and you want to go a little bit higher? Well ill this one goes to 13....

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u/massahwahl Jun 29 '25

Why don’t you just make the 12th fret louder?

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u/infirmaryblues Jun 28 '25

Oh shit, next its gonna being playing guitar?!?!

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u/SpikesNLead Jun 28 '25

The marker with the two dots should be at the 12th fret. That's where you get a note an octave higher than the open string so it's an important place on the guitar's neck.

Typically you get the markers at the 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th and 12th frets, then at the 15th, 17th, 19th, 21st and 24th frets. There are guitars out there where there is a marker at the 10th fret instead of the 9th fret but to not have a marker at the 12th fret is unheard of (except on guitars that don't have fret markers at all).

The only way you'd get a real guitar with the fret markers at the 10th and 13th frets like that is if the luthier was smoking crack when he built it.

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u/starmartyr Jun 28 '25

Luthiers build all sorts of terrible ideas at the customer's request. That said, there's no reason why anyone would ask for this.

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u/microtherion Jun 28 '25

The special Jazz Edition of the guitar, tailored for 7b9 chords.

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u/No-Badger-9061 Jun 28 '25

3/5/7/9/12/15/17/19 Sometimes 1/21/24

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u/Arch3m Jun 28 '25

Dots on 1 are cursed.

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u/KyrasCories Jun 28 '25

I'd rather no fret markers at all than a first fret marker.

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u/Delta_Bearlines Jun 28 '25

Dots on 1 is an abomination, but blocks on 1 unfortunately looks more correct than omitting it.

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u/leftcoast-usa Jun 28 '25

Some people can't count to one. I'd say they have no fingers, but then they wouldn't be playing a guitar, so that's not it. I don't know, it's a mystery to me.

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u/Tritter54 Jun 28 '25

How about dots on every fret?

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u/crnelson10 Jun 28 '25

If you hand me a guitar with a dot on the first fret I will throw you into an open volcano.

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u/LearningIsTheBest Jun 28 '25

No need to fret. Achording to me, they'll pick on you and string you along if you don't raise your finger and bar them. Keep it muted instead.

Puns aside, freta are the metal bars you push strings against. Dots mark useful fret locations.

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u/anewae Jun 28 '25

Not to mention the guitar is IN his jacket

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u/nonlawyer Jun 28 '25

It’s a subtle threat, like displaying a gun in your waistband 

Except here the threat is “If you don’t comply I will play Wonderwall at you”

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u/OminOus_PancakeS Jun 28 '25

Oh God! Just take anything you want!!

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u/W0gg0 Jun 28 '25

He’s just keeping it warmed up for the concert.

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u/UH1Phil Jun 28 '25

He wants it to have a warm tone.

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u/HYphY420ayy Jun 28 '25

microtone-Ail guitar

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u/questionname Jun 28 '25

I mean, how many of the 350,000 listener are AI or bots?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

I’m surprised this isn’t being mentioned more it’s very likely a high percentage is bots. Of course there’s probably a few actual people listening to them but not many

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u/AadeeMoien Jun 28 '25

The article mentions it's being thrown into generated playlists, that definitely helps inflate numbers.

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u/ummnothankyou_ Jun 28 '25

Eh it's not like it's a recent conspiracy that Spotify themselves have AI-generated artists and musics in their generated playlists, mainly in like instrumental songs, but still.

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u/8spawn Jun 28 '25

There are a lot in reggae playlists and daily mixes as well. 😢

Been with Spotify from the beginning, have a family/premium account (with a bunch of my kids on it) and am about to kill it altogether if they didn't give us an AI filter sooner-rather-than-later.

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u/Sadtireddumb Jun 29 '25

100% with you. I’ve been using Spotify for 10+ years. This is dumb.

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u/video_dhara Jun 29 '25

Yes the reggae thing totally bugged me out. Was in a semi-k-hole at 2 in the morning and I didn’t even realize I was listening to reggae until it started to break into a million pieces. Broke my brain for a minute, as it was relatively early in the current AI trajectory, and I was rather high so it was hard to understand what sounds and thoughts were “real”. I felt like I was being experimented on. Honestly it wasn’t until this post that I had any confirmation, people thought I was making it up. 

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u/mithroll Jun 28 '25

So, basically we have AI generating music for AI to listen to?

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u/disisathrowaway Jun 28 '25

Kind of like AI generated resumes being read and rejected by AI HR teams.

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u/Journeyman42 Jun 28 '25

It's AI turtles all the way down

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u/Fearyn Jun 28 '25

And we have ai generated articles talking about it where ai comments on it. Crazy fucking stupid world we living in 😂

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u/boreal_ameoba Jun 28 '25

Eh, I actually doubt this.

AI Generated music has a LOT fewer obvious tells than visual or textual content. On top of that, most people listen to music casually, in the background, not actively. I'm sure there's bots in the playcount, but I'd be surprised if it was significantly higher or lower than average.

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u/Anymousie Jun 28 '25

Why would bots be listening to the music? Feels like too easy of a cop out to the simply fact that people are listening to AI music without realizing it,

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u/Deranged_Kitsune Jun 28 '25

I read an article probably, a year ago or more now, about spotify who was suing someone who used AI to make a whole bunch of songs and then used an army of bots to "listen" to them all. He did that thing that stupid thieves do and got too greedy, goosing the numbers to such an anomalously high point that it drew attention of the company and they figured out his payout scam. If he'd just kept it low but steady, he might have gotten away with it.

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u/BobbyTables829 Jun 28 '25

Dead Internet theory

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 28 '25

No, there's at least 14 of us on here

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u/prigmutton Jun 28 '25

Indeed fellow meatsack

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u/unpopularopinion0 Jun 28 '25

it feels more like a prediction of where it’s headed. and yeah. i’m with it. it might be time for this little ride to come to an end.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Yeah and that's probably what will piss off Spotify in the end. They're not making money from bot "listeners". 

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u/Bludypoo Jun 28 '25

Why not? It's the ads the make revenue; a bot hitting play on the song is still receiving the ads.

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u/ab216 Jun 28 '25

CPA / CAC for advertisers will be high since traffic / conversions will be low and they’ll figure it’s due to Spotify and drop spend

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u/QuintoBlanco Jun 28 '25

As an advertiser: companies like Spotify don't really care about this. Part of the problem is that buying ads on Spotify and YouTube et cetera is often outsourced and automated.

The number of people who actually analyze the effectiveness of these ad campaigns is low, because the main selling point of advertising on these services is how easy it is, plus everyone is doing it, so it's low risk from the personal perspective of the employees making the decisions.

And you can always buy a dodgy market research report that states that brand awareness is up because of these ads.

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u/Boulderdrip Jun 28 '25

i work in advertising. it’s all bullshit and no one knows what they are doing.

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u/One-Razzmatazz8216 Jun 28 '25

Pretty sure it’s Spotify that made this artist so they have to pay out less to real artists

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u/Lazyscruffycat Jun 28 '25

Spotify really needs to get a grip with this. There are whole genres, especially in Electronica that are full of AI content. At the very least allow us to auto block AI generated music. The situation is just going to get worse and worse if they don’t.

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u/lune19 Jun 28 '25

They won't do anything because they don't have to pay any royalties. All profit for them

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u/_Diskreet_ Jun 28 '25

I remember reading an article about generic lofi and such style music being generated by a single company , but recorded by a few different artists.

Basically Spotify pays said company to make 100 generic tracks that can then fill the most listened to playlists, allowing them to keep the royalties and just pay an upfront cost to the company.

One of the musicians got interviewed and was a jazz sessionist, he would come in for the day, record a dozen or so tracks all of similar nature and style then the company would sell them bulk to Spotify.

He said, he just needs to pay his bills, and will take the work but felt bad for doing it.

Spotify say, these playlists are put on as background music, no one is looking up these artists, saving them, and finding more. These people who use these playlist almost caused this, because they’ll put a playlist on and never look for more. So Spotify sees 100k people put on the piano chill playlist for dinner music. At no point did they look for more artists or music, they just want background music, they want it the same throughout and they want it non offensive without surprise.

I feel for all sides on this, but it’s only just going to get worse now with AI. That jazz musician who got paid for the day to make some background lobby music is no longer going to get that paycheque.

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u/MrSnowden AMAA Michael Schenker Jun 28 '25

It’s Muzak

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u/mathazar Jun 28 '25

Yup, it's the latest iteration of the generic, non-offensive music that used to play in department stores and dentist offices. Used to call it "elevator music" but now it's rare to have music in elevators.

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u/theAlpacaLives Jun 28 '25

They can't wait to make the entire internet into a sanitized world of generic auto-generated pablum, with nothing offensive, dangerous, critical, or surprising anywhere in it. It's not just about doing something cheaper, it's about washing out human creativity in a sea of soulless crap, because real art and culture are unpredictable, uncontrolled, and prone to making people question things they've been led to believe. The oligarchs can't have that -- they need us all to stay docile unquestioning drones who work ourselves to death for others' profit and spend our limited free time consuming crap, also for corporate profit, then die as soon as we're not useful. Art reminds us of a life worth living, and the real life worth living isn't build around spending both your labor and your leisure making companies more powerful, so they want to drown out any messages about challenging that with mindless drivel they control.

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u/echo32base- Jun 28 '25

Ok full stop I work for a college and have to lay music outside once a year for this walk around campus thing anyway I use those playlists for exactly that reason. All the same chill no surprises and no bad language. I’m part of the problem and didn’t even know it. That’s why we need to have transparency here

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u/_Diskreet_ Jun 28 '25

It was funny, I listen to all these types of playlists at work.

I was noticing that some of the playlists felt very generic, that I would listen and just feel nothing, while others would make me like the song, look at the artist and see what else they had done.

I started to look at song credits, and the playlists I was enjoying they would have a writer, composer and so forth, but the ones I was not actually enjoying (even though you would say fit the genre I was trying to listen to) had none of those most fields were just blank.

Then I found that article and it all started to become clear.

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u/Wetworkzhill Jun 28 '25

I actually like lofi and have a few playlists I enjoy. I actually have sought out some artist that do lofi as I liked their vibe.

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u/typo180 Jun 28 '25

You're not part of the problem. There's nothing wrong with using a streaming service for background music. Spotify is just trying to spin a way to make this the customer's fault. They just want to pay less in royalties when they can get away with it. 

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u/PatientWhimsy Jun 28 '25

To be honest, what is the problem?

Customer: I want a playlist of inoffensive music that fills the background while I work

Company: We hired someone to make that music for us so we can deliver it to you

This is bad because...?

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u/rmphys Jun 28 '25

Yeah, in the AI scenario, its bad because its taking art from an artist and re-selling it without permission. Here an artist is hired and paid to make the art.

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u/kx233 Jun 28 '25

Not true. They still have to pay royalties, unless they are the ones using AI to create this.

They do have their own generic bands, that they don't have to pay royalties to, but that predates AI https://harpers.org/archive/2025/01/the-ghosts-in-the-machine-liz-pelly-spotify-musicians/

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u/TheNewsDeskFive Jun 28 '25

They're not even paying royalties out to real artists. If you don't reach a magic number of unique listeners then you don't get your money.

They also won't extend any promotional benefits to artists with less than 25k listeners. So, the people that need these tools

They didn't even put my last release on Release Radar despite doing what I needed to do, but AI electronica did.

It's clear suppression in the name of profits.

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u/hypnodrew Jun 28 '25

There will come a point where either we are completely weighed down with AI music and are debating which AI model generates the best music or we just stop purchasing anything past a certain point

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u/Mr_MacGrubber Rock & Roll Jun 28 '25

Whoever uploads the music still gets royalties right? The AI isn’t creating and uploading the music.

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u/Poison_the_Phil Jun 28 '25

Spotify’s CEO just invested a bunch of money in AI weapons. I’m pretty positive they don’t give a shit, or are promoting these fake AI artists so they can pay real musicians even less.

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u/Coattail-Rider Jun 28 '25

What a time to be alive

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u/chasebanks Jun 28 '25

Spotify is pushing their own AI music already bro they’re enabling it. we’re cooked

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u/barejokez Jun 28 '25

Buy CDs, or buy MP3 tracks from the artists.

Go to live concerts, get there early and listen to the support acts. That's how I found some of my favourite bands.

Read reviews from trustworthy journalists. Try new stuff out on stream, but send the artist some cash if you fall in love with it.

Letting streaming services push random shit into your stream is enabling this.

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u/VagusNC Jun 28 '25

Make an effort with your music!

Watch live videos of them playing their instruments.

Go see live acts.

As much as is feasible hold musicians, venues, production accountable for not using live actual performers and instruments. Any art for that matter.

Form a social and cultural expectation for this. Shame those that don’t.

Art is one of the most powerful forms of expression humans have. Dammit don’t sit idle and let this be taken from us.

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u/epic_banana_soup Jun 28 '25

Why would they? The ghouls look at art as content, and AI will be able to make so much content for them. The average person will simply consume and move on to the next AI slop. Fuck Spotify

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u/SadFeed63 Jun 28 '25

I follow a lot of stuff on Spotify, and it seems to me one of the really common plays that AI electronica artists make is to steal the name of specifically bands with one word names. Sleep isn't releasing a 4 minute song with a dandelion on the cover. Tad, who haven't been a band for years, aren't releasing a song called like Sea Breeze with a picture of a watery sunset on the cover (I mean, these are the guys who have an album called God's Balls). Swans aren't releasing 3 minute one off singles of generative EDM. Like 9 times out of 10 when I catch an AI track in my new releases, it's a band with a one word name. You can pretty much always spot them based on the cover and song title not matching the band whose name they're using's vibe.

Just make it clearly labelled "this is AI," don't let them steal other band's names to try to get plays, and then I couldn't care less how much AI slop is thrown on there. If someone is knowingly choosing it, then they likely are looking for absolute background music, so I don't think it cannibalizes much from vital, non AI artists.

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u/ImSolidGold Jun 28 '25

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LISTEND TO THIS "NEW TAD SONG" AND WAS LIKE WTF! IM NOT HALUZINATING! IM NOT ILL! 

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u/FFLGO Jun 28 '25

Spotify benefits from this. Fake band, fake copyright, this happens on a huge scale and they save millions on royalties. Spotify isn't coming to the rescue.

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u/drivermcgyver Tabloids!? GTFOH Jun 28 '25

Spotify will just start to generate AI bands so they won't have to pay royalties to anyone. I imagine that whomever creates these AI bands and submits them to spotify, will get the rights for creating the "art" that produced the music.

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u/JesusPlayingGolf Jun 28 '25

How do we know the fake band in the article wasn't generated by Spotify?

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u/RayTracerX Jun 28 '25

They have a grip, they want this. Its exactly their goal, to make you listen to stuff that doesnt require royalty payments.

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u/gerty9000x Jun 28 '25

Lol, Spotify generates this music themselves to pay out less to real artists. They flood their big playlists with it.

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u/Personal-Top5298 Jun 28 '25

Pretty sure Spotify is pushing it

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u/MurkDiesel Jun 28 '25

why would they care? they want to make money, that's it

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

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u/Canvaverbalist Jun 29 '25

Yeah jumping off this comment to say "AI music" is an absolute parasite on YouTube, there are several instrumental albums with millions of views already.

If any of you have seen these "Space Cowboy Funk [thumbnail of an astronaut with a cowboy hat]" or "Urban Ninja Groove [Ninja dressed in hip-hop clothing]" or "Morning Café Jazz [café table in Paris]" or "Hyperdrive Boogie [disco aliens]" or "2 Hours of Interstellar Highway Space Rock [truck spaceship]" type of videos, there's 90% chance they're AI generated music. And they never say anything about it. It's just obvious because there's no sense of artistic identity at all in their page.

Just search "Instrumental album" and you'll see hundreds of them with 1M+ views.

As a multi-instrumentalist who can barely get 10 listens on actual tracks I sweat for, this is really disheartening.

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u/TinaBelchersBF Jun 28 '25

Their description on Spotify screams AI, too.

"There's something quietly spellbinding about The Velvet Sundown. You don't just listen to them, you drift into them"

ChatGPT LOVES the "You don't just X, you Y" formula

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u/JSHU16 Jun 29 '25

You can tell which shops are using AI for their product descriptions with this shit too.

I saw similarly euphoric phrasing for a washing line lmao.

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u/JimFlamesWeTrust Jun 28 '25

I think the scary thing about this is when AI bands totally flood music apps, I can imagine a lot of people just not caring.

Lots of “let people enjoy things” type responses, and not understand why it’s such a terrible situation

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u/slothson Jun 28 '25

"Let people enjoy things" is how people felt about the ghibli ai art thing that was going around kinda recently. While the artists that spent time learning to draw feel differently.

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u/RobertNeyland Jun 28 '25

They've been flooded with electronically manicured pop garbage for a long time. AI was the next logical step, and young people have been so desensitized by putting that trash in their ears, that they have difficulty differentiating between something that's 90% electronically generated noise, and the stuff that's 100%.

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u/JimFlamesWeTrust Jun 28 '25

I’m envisioning all the annoying posts from young people about “y does the algorithm get me tho 😭😭😭”

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u/f10101 Jun 28 '25

That's already happening.

We see an awful lot of posts here from people heartbroken that their favourite track or artist has been taken down across all streaming services.

I always help them try to find it, but over the last two years, on almost every occasion, it turns out to have been an AI track.

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u/JimFlamesWeTrust Jun 28 '25

I think the best thing to do is find out what the song sounded like and signpost an actual artist

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u/f10101 Jun 28 '25

That's a good idea. I'll start doing that

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u/FrozenForest Jun 28 '25

There actually is a band called The Algorithm, and they rock.

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u/datboitotoyo Jun 28 '25

Modern Pop bad. Such an ignorant take

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u/perpetualjive Jun 28 '25

People defend the most backward shit

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u/eti_erik Jun 28 '25

Their albums come with a warning 0n Deezer - "AI-generated contentSome tracks on this album may have been created using artificial intelligence."

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u/Endiaron Jun 28 '25

May I ask why did you spell the word "on" with a zero instead of an O?

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u/vamonos_pest Jun 28 '25

Plot twist they're also AI

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u/nhSnork Jun 28 '25

Boring answer: they're pretty close on many mobile keyboards.

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u/Kryspo Jun 28 '25

What's the exciting answer?

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u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Jun 28 '25

Skynet 

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u/Kryspo Jun 28 '25

I'll take the boring answer, thanks

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u/Pro_Racing Jun 28 '25

His phone is rigged to explode if he ever spells "on" and therefore he must use "0n" as a derivative.

Or something like that.

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u/eti_erik Jun 28 '25

Because those two keys are pretty close to each other, and in the font I'm using there is almost no difference between 0 and o.

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u/juliohernanz Jun 28 '25

I'm on Deezer. They have their own AI to detect AI generated music and warn about it.

Avoid Spotify at any cost.

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u/British_Flippancy Jun 28 '25

Wow, they’ve released 3 albums in 2025 alone! Prolific!

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u/darkjurai Jun 28 '25

With 14 different-yet-vaguely-similar-sounding lead vocalists. Incredible!

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u/Icarus1 Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25

I listened to a few tracks. It's pretty cheesy but good enough that it would fool you if sandwiched into an authentic playlist as the article states. Listen to them in a row though and you would understand how poor and samey the lyrics are. Still pretty scary.

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u/Pazi_Snajper Jun 28 '25

you would understand how poor and samey the lyrics are. 

Understatement. These lyrics are straight trash, among other things. 

I looked up lyrics to two songs at random, 

Dust and silence, boots in line; Smoke and sorrow mark the time; Empty eyes and wounded land; Still we rise and make our stand;  

Sing it loud, don't turn away; Peace is more than words we say; Raise the light, dissolve the fear; Freedom's song is ringing clear;

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Dust on the wind, boots on the ground; Smoke in the sky, no peace found; Rivers run red, the drums roll slow; Tell me, brother, where do we go?;

Raise your hand, don't look away; Sing out loud, make 'em pay; March for peace, not for pride; Let that flag turn with the tide

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jun 28 '25

I’ll repeat a comment I made earlier, what the fuck is AI ‘music’s’ obsession with dust??

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u/SethTaylor987 Jun 28 '25

Someone must've fed it His Dark Materials.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jun 28 '25

I think AI has dusty old bones, full of green dust.

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u/joey_sandwich277 Jun 28 '25

Maybe it was trained on lots of country, which has lots of lyrics about kicking up dust, dirt roads, getting their boots dirty, etc. So the model missed that dust = redneck metaphor and just assumed humans like dust in their songs?

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u/Unusual-Ear5013 Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25

The AI band is called “The Velvet Sundown”.

(And downvoted for naming the damn band so that you can avoid listening to it without reading the click bait article.. oookay).

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u/frosty_lizard Jun 28 '25

They're really committed to the bit 🤦‍♂️

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u/nj4ck Jun 28 '25

That's the most chatgpt-ass description I've ever read...

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u/paecmaker Jun 28 '25

It reminds me of this from another band I recently saw on Spotify, seems very Chat GPT as well. Atleast this band is real

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u/Littlesth0b0 Jun 28 '25

Chat GPT doesn't understand that there's a line that crosses "promotion" and into "pretentious". Even if they were real, if I read that bio, I wouldn't listen to them out of principle, they sound like absolute wankers.

The virtual drummer will leave in 2 years to become an online AI Yogi on Twitch and the singer will be found dead after accepting a command from a catfished Tinder AI bot it hooked up with.

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u/Willmono7 Jun 28 '25

It looks like every green man festival artist profile

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u/Pazi_Snajper Jun 28 '25

Dust on the Wind

hmm

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u/Mot6180 Jun 28 '25

Not to be confused with their other hit..."Drop It Wayward Sister"

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u/Pazi_Snajper Jun 28 '25

Or its B-side “Play The Game Tomorrow”

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u/Acc87 Jun 28 '25

Rock me like a Typhoon.

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u/Kamaitachi42 Jun 28 '25

I'm an amateur but wtf is plated reverb? do they mean plate or gated reverb? or is that like an AI mistake kinda thing

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u/chasebanks Jun 28 '25

I hate what the world is becoming ……

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u/glp62 Jun 28 '25

It's becoming Spinal Tap and Idiocracy with a side of Dr. Strangelove.

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u/viscosity-breakdown Jun 28 '25

Their first track didn't get a lot of plays, but every bot that streamed it started its own AI band.

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u/TheVelcroStrap Jun 28 '25

They are also on Apple Music

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u/Unusual-Ear5013 Jun 28 '25

Thanks for the heads up!

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u/Xtreyu Jun 28 '25

I mean it's reddit, you do something helpful and the terminals will get to it first and down vote it, eventually normal people will see it and up vote it for being helpful. Assuming it isn't buried by then.

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u/Newduuud Jun 29 '25

So not only are they AI slop but they shamelessly rip off The Velvet Underground

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u/Slink_0 Jun 28 '25

God Money I'll do anything for you.

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u/MurkDiesel Jun 28 '25

a little while back i checked out a band called Darth Marley because of the name

it wasn't bad, but it wasn't great or innovative either and something felt off

then i did some digging and it turned out it's an AI project

i feel fortunate that i could tell something was wrong

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u/Imakefishdrown Jun 28 '25

Yeah, they're similar to Ministry of Dark, and I'm pretty sure that's AI but my kiddo is obsessed with a couple of their songs.

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u/DoctorGregoryFart Jun 28 '25

Ministry of Dark is such a generic name, I can't help but laugh. It's like what an edgy 14 year old would name a band.

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u/noctalla Jun 28 '25

"The Velvet Sundown don’t just play music — they conjure worlds," reads the group's Spotify profile, which we're about 99% certain has been authored by ChatGPT. 

The misused em dash, the "not this but that" phrasing? It isn't just 99% certain — it's a guaranteed certainty.

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u/aviatorEngineer Jun 28 '25

Can only speak for myself but I never knew there even was a wrong way to use such a dash.

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u/Minuted Jun 28 '25

There isn't, people just like to pretend they know things with certainty when they don't.

I don't get it either.

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u/nick1706 Jun 28 '25

There’s definitely a use case for different dashes.

A hyphen (dash) is meant to be used to connect prefixes to words, combine words, or compound adjectives (a multiple-meaning word, for example), en-dashes are meant to be used for ranges (“1–2 hours a day,” for example), while em-dashes are typically used to tack on an additional thought at the end of a sentence—like this one right here.

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u/snes69 Jun 28 '25

From my understanding the hyphen - is different from the em dash —. I personally don't know the "proper" use case for em dashes, but the fact that they started appearing substantially more after ChatGPT arrived certainly is evidence of AI generation. Most of us would use a hyphen probably 100% or the time and not even realize the em dash existed. On android you have to long press the hyphen to even find the em dash.

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u/Acc87 Jun 28 '25

Most PC word processors automatically change hyphens into em dashes tho. And AI learned that dash from published works.

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u/zoinkability Jun 28 '25

Exactly. Type two hyphens in a row in Word, iOS, etc. and you get an em dash. It is not some exotic punctuation that you have to go into special character mode to access.

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u/snes69 Jun 28 '25

I think that's evidence further that what we see on social media, Spotify, and elsewhere is quite possibly AI generated when there's overuse of the em dash. If word processors were coded to auto change hyphens to em dashes, that's evident that we still and always have preferred to use hyphens. It just doesn't make sense that people would suddenly switch to proper em dashes, and use them very frequently at that.

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u/Acerhand Jun 28 '25

Wow. I use em dash a lot but for all these years ver knew there was a specific symbol for it… always used the hyphen

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u/kenman Jun 28 '25

Some of us use a double-hyphen -- which some apps will autocorrect into an actual em dash.

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u/acdcfanbill Jun 28 '25

A lot of rich text editors (think Word, or Google docs, Apple programs etc) will automatically convert them in text. I've also seen 3 dots turned into a single ellipses character often too.

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u/tedward007 Jun 28 '25

I all-ways know when to use a dash

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u/noctalla Jun 28 '25

That’s the joke.

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u/g0greyhound Jun 28 '25

i don't see a misused em dash - but the rest you're spot on.

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u/LocoRocoo Jun 28 '25

The issues isn’t how it’s used. It’s that is used them so much it’s become a cliche for AI. Writers are having a problem with this, because there’s nothing wrong with using em dashes. But, now they’re getting called AI when they’re not just because people see an em dash.

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u/one-hour-photo Jun 28 '25

Yep. That and,

Great question my man, looking extra handsome today, let’s break it down -

Emoji - bold text

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u/noctalla Jun 28 '25

Yep, I loved to use the occasional em dash. Now if I use one, I feel like people are going to think I used AI.

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u/g0greyhound Jun 28 '25

That's just stupid people, then. I use an em dash almost every time I write anything.

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u/turningsteel Jun 28 '25

If you listen to “Dust on the Wind”, the lyrics are clearly an example of the artist working with the hottest music producer in the industry, Chet Gipetti.

“Write a generic protest song for war that sounds like it was written in the 60’s”

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u/GhostofJohnToad Jun 28 '25

There needs to be a big shame list of these AI “acts”. That way at the least I can find them on Spotify and then just block playing music from them. That option at least exists for the moment until they take that away.

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u/meow_said_the_dog Jun 28 '25

Binky did it better.

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u/Logan9Fingerses Jun 28 '25

This should be great for the artists they stole from when they figure that out. Right?

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u/MDK1980 Jun 28 '25

"Apparently". Look at the "photo" ffs.

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u/batti03 Jun 28 '25

It's got pissfilteritis

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u/mattcoady pooon Jun 28 '25

It's got that signature ChatGPT yellow filter it puts on everything for some reason

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u/TheVelcroStrap Jun 28 '25

I believe this is also happening on Bandcamp.

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u/Straight_Feed_2547 Jun 28 '25

That fret marker detail is hilarious, AI clearly didn’t get the memo on standard guitar layouts. Spotify’s lack of transparency with AI-generated content is getting out of hand, especially when it’s flooding niche genres. Naming the band in the comments is actually helpful, so not sure why that got downvoted. At this point, we need filters or at least labels to separate human-made music from this algorithmic stuff.

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u/johnnyrollerball69 Jun 28 '25

The cynic in me finds this to be is a hilarious indictment of this cultural moment and landscape. And I say this as a musician of forty years, who has dealt with the “industry” and the public in many past incarnations.

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u/Wonder_Weenis Jun 28 '25

Twist: All the listeners are also bots

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u/ApeheartPablius Jun 28 '25

Producer : spoofify

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u/ColdStainlessNail Jun 28 '25

Spotify suggested Doreen Bright for me. Rather unassuming cover with a picture of a woman who I presumed to be the artist. Dug around online and found nothing about her other than a Facebook post suggesting she might be AI. It was good enough for me to have it in my regular rotation. Then she disappeared from Spotify, but remained on Apple Music, Amazon, YouTube. Now she’s gone from all platforms. I feel duped.

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u/pomod Jun 28 '25

Humans get the culture we deserve, if you’re curious, open, interested in having a personal experience with music, films and artworks with substance, that evoke meaning within us, or resonate with our human condition, that etch that after-image in our brains for us to ponder days, weeks, months after our first encounter — then AI is no threat. If we’re content to be placated by vacuously created product churned out by some algorithm just to take up space in the zeitgeist or make money for bean counters with no artistic talent then that’s what our culture will look like.

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u/Really_McNamington Jun 28 '25

And if the folks making all this good stuff can no longer afford to do so because they're undercut by slop?

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u/usrname_checking_out Jun 28 '25

Bots listening to bots, then another bot posting about a bot-generated article about the bot interactions

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u/Ferahgost Jun 28 '25

Ahhh yes, just what we all wanted from technological advancements.

Automate the fun/creative leisure activities to free us up for more time to work.

After all, the children do yearn for the mines

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u/Earptastic Jun 28 '25

I was just reading an interview with Grant Hart from 2011 and he said something about file sharing (the issue of the day) that seems to have evoked into this bullshit we are seeing now.
“propaganda to minimalize the importance of the artist and the intellectuals in society, cause, you know, if we are doing our job, then it's impossible for some things to happen for very long. I mean this criticism from artist about the socio/media... The artist was savaged and it was disguised as a democratic evolution, with the file sharing... The U.S. congress acted like nothing was being stolen, and they... were ignoring laws that were on the books for hundred and hundred years, all to subsidize a computer industry with the money from artist... Somebody doing that with my work, when I pay for my time as a designer, I pay for my time as a...”

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u/sealedbeak Jun 28 '25

Lyrics are pretty funny. Just words put together that don’t really mean anything.

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u/doubleohbond Jun 29 '25

I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob g' goo goo g' joob

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u/narkybark Jun 28 '25

We're entering a new era of the dead internet. Expect this to be the norm- AI music, AI art, AI redditors, AI everything where you don't need a live human face. All to make a buck or influence. Should it be stopped? Probably. How? Absolutely no idea.

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u/whateverrocksyour Concertgoer Jun 28 '25

Oh my goodness, this band popped up on a playlist I was listening to just yesterday and I went to check them out and told my husband that I couldn't believe how AI-generated their photo looked, but didn't think it'd be for real because of the Billboard quote in their bio, which is fake?? 😳 This is some dystopian shit.

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u/BardosThodol Jun 28 '25

This is the sad state of the music industry. People actually making music are banned from society while fake AI bands go viral because the AI algorithm is feeding into it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Spotify CEO Daniel Ek's firm has invested $690 million in Al-powered military startup Helsing. Helsing's makes Al-powered military decision-making software, and is moving to produce its own drones, aircraft, and submarines.

Ditch Spotify.

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u/Then_Sentence_1070 Jun 28 '25

There is actually something fishy about this whole story. When I sent a tiktok to a friend friend about this topic yesterday, they noticed several articles and videos came out about this very topic and band yesterday. They suggested someone was creating 'manufactured outrage' using the topic.

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u/TheRabidDeer Jun 28 '25

If anyone is looking to hop into making a music streaming service, now would be a good time.

If you can make one that has two simple features:

1) A playlist that lets you play it at random, but without repeating any tracks until it has been through the whole playlist

2) Promises no AI content

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u/wafflecannondav1d Jun 28 '25

If AI music is anything like what I experienced with AI stories, you'll find it kind of novel and give it a go for a bit, realize its all patterns, then be unable to tell any of it apart.

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u/XM62X Jun 28 '25

AI band listened to by AI bots for hundredths of a cent each (infinite) loop

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u/Strict-Farmer904 Jun 28 '25

Well, at very least it’s lame as hell. The lyrics have this weird uncanny valley lack of coherence and the music itself is unremarkable. It sucks and I’m sure someone will love this lazily generated no-band. But I still think boring soft rock made by unimaginative human beings will live to see another day

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u/DarthBrooks69420 Jun 28 '25

Can't wait until there is a congressional hearing about this and someone plays Lucho Buerle's 'Rubbin and a Tuggin' my Fucking Nips' and it becomes a part of congressional record.