r/NonCredibleDefense Jun 22 '25

Arsenal of Democracy 🗽 Welp, it's official. The United States has attacked Iran.

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u/john_the_quain Jun 22 '25

Mission successful? Drink!

Mission failed? Drink!

Win/win.

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u/ellgramar There is no German engineering that can't be improved by a Swede Jun 22 '25

Guys I found the Sec Def’s Reddit account!!

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u/beyersm Jun 22 '25

Secretary Kegsbreath?

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u/Mando_the_Pando Jun 22 '25

Secretary Whiskey leaks!

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u/InfoSec_Intensifies 182,000 Pre-Formed Tungsten Fragments of Zelenskyy's HIMARS Jun 22 '25

MISSION! Everybody drink!

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u/whatsamawhatsit Jun 22 '25

"In victory you deserve champagne, in defeat you need it" - smol french conquery boi

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u/Antilopesburgessos Jun 22 '25

"À la victoire, le champagne ! À la défaite, le champagne ! À tout hasard, le champagne !"

"In victory, champagne! In defeat, champagne! In any case, champagne!"

Napoleon Bonaparte

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u/SomeOtherAccountIdea Jun 22 '25

Cant tell if this is a meme text or a dm chat leak, again

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u/super__hoser Self proclaimed forehead on warhead expert Jun 22 '25

Yes. 

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

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u/SomeOtherAccountIdea Jun 22 '25

Its partly that but mainly the emojis that are doing it for me

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u/Lamest_Fast_Words Jun 22 '25

It’s because Oasis is reuniting. All part of the master plan.

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u/auandi Jun 22 '25

Some around the administration have been actively bragging that SecDef didn't leak.

Like that's an accomplishment and not bog standard "how things are supposed to happen."

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u/PeterPorky Jun 22 '25

Its a meme! If you like my content you can find more at r/irl_loading_screens :)

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u/SecretGamerV_0716 Jun 22 '25

This sub is peak.

"Certain apparel will allow you to sneak rotisserie chicken in a theatre" LMAO

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u/secret179 Jun 22 '25

Or a public tweet for that matter.

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u/Ill_Swing_1373 Jun 22 '25

I TOLD PEOPLE IT WOULD NOT BE THE 2 WEEKS I FUCKING SAID IT

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u/KP_Wrath Jun 22 '25

Honestly, they took two days longer than I expected. I figured Trump would get an itchy trigger finger the second the B2 flew over Israel.

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u/ThreeTen22 Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

Gotta do it when the markets aren’t open the next day so it doesn’t cause a crash.

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u/dwehlen My allegiance is to the Republic, to Democracy! 🇺🇲💔 Jun 22 '25

It is incredible how accurate and sad this is.

YER IN THE WRONG SUB, BUDDY!

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u/croc_socks Jun 22 '25

I knew it was going to happen after he got embarrassed by that joke of a parade.

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u/StreetQueeny Jun 22 '25

I can't believe the worlds biggest moron tricked so many people with the two weeks talk. For once he didn't even need to lie, he could have told the world the flightplan, favourite McDonalds meal and dicksize of the pilots and nobody would have been able to stop them.

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u/KP_Wrath Jun 22 '25

No shit. “We’re sending our stealth bombers. Use all the anti air you want (lol), it’s not gonna unfuck Fodrow when we’re done with it. You’ll know they’re ten miles away when your shit starts exploding.”

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u/Aethelon General Motors battlemechs when? Jun 22 '25

What anti air? It's all been destroyed

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u/KP_Wrath Jun 22 '25

Indeed.

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u/unclestickles Jun 22 '25

I saw they were bragging about 2 flak guns

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u/Aethelon General Motors battlemechs when? Jun 22 '25

Can flak guns even hit the heights that bombers are flying at?

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u/jdubyahyp Jun 22 '25

No

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u/unclestickles Jun 22 '25

Only because they put the guns at the bottom of the mountain. Everyone knows you put the guns at the top for centuries.

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u/CerealLama Jun 22 '25

Flak guns on blimps when?

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u/Coloeus_Monedula Jun 22 '25

Fuck that. Orbital flak guns!

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u/Wise_Emu6232 Jun 22 '25

Kennesaw Mountain

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u/Veni_Vidi_Legi Reject SALT, Embrace ☢️MAD☢️ Jun 22 '25

A lot of it is intact but hiding. Far less organized than before, but can still popup, attack, and try to hide after.

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u/Wirtschaftsprufer Jun 22 '25

I saw a video in which they said that he’s waiting for the weekend as he didn’t want the stock market to crash. They were right.

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u/maveric101 Jun 23 '25

Counterpoint: Trump loves fucking with the stock market for insider training purposes.

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u/Ill_Swing_1373 Jun 22 '25

He literally said he would make a decision within 2 weeks

I have no idea why people thought that would mean minimum 2 weeks till attacks

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u/nicerob2011 Jun 22 '25

Honestly, based on the track record, when he says 2 weeks I read 2 days

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u/Ill_Swing_1373 Jun 22 '25

I read it as he already had a decision and was just waiting for the logistics and strike force to be in position

He had to move cruse missile subs into position and other things

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u/Scared_Astronaut9377 Jun 22 '25

Doesn't seem so to me. Bombing started right after he reportedly agreed with Erdogan to meet the Iranian president in Turkey but the Iranian supreme leader blocked any meetings. Also, I think the USA is capable of doing such a strike at any time even from its soil, just with more risk and operational overhead.

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u/Lanoir97 Jun 22 '25

It’s going to go down in history just like Bush and the supposed “green light” to invade and conquer Kuwait.

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u/nYghtHawkGamer Cyberspace Conversational Irregular TM Jun 22 '25

favourite McDonalds meal and dicksize of the pilots

New OSINT category: Favorate dick size of B-2 pilots.

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u/NaughtiusMaximusLXIX 3000 Concrete Bunkers of Enver Hoxha Jun 22 '25

The stupid tin foil theory (which is almost always correct in this admin) is that Trump actually meant 2 weeks (which actually means never), but someone else couldn't keep it in their pants anymore and gave the order in his name, now Trump is trying to act like his admin isn't doing random WW3 shit without his permission. Not saying that is what happened, but it's just dumb enough to be plausible

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u/Ill_Swing_1373 Jun 22 '25

We have pictures of him in the situation room during tha attacks

And he said he would make a decision WITHIN 2 weeks he never said that the minimum time for attacks was after 2 weeks

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u/NaughtiusMaximusLXIX 3000 Concrete Bunkers of Enver Hoxha Jun 22 '25

ok smartass and your facts, but have you considered that my idea is funnier

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u/AlmostHuman0x1 Jun 22 '25

Indeed. Your answer is most, “Non-credible”. 🧐

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u/SphericalCow531 Jun 22 '25

[Trump] said he would make a decision WITHIN 2 weeks

Trump is notoriously untrustworthy when talking about future plans. Relying on "Trump said" has basically no predictive power.

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u/Mrgoldernwhale2_0 Jun 22 '25

I think he was worried abt the stock market

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u/Helmett-13 1980s Cold War Limited Conflict Enjoyer Jun 22 '25

When I saw all the KC-135s head east and the next day the B-2s head out I should have taken out a bet in Vegas.

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u/abn1304 3000 black 16”/50s of PACFLT Jun 22 '25

The tankers heading out a few days beforehand is what convinced me. You don’t send that many tankers downrange for fun.

Then the B-2s took off escorted by tankers and refueled immediately after takeoff and that pretty much confirmed it.

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u/overkill Jun 22 '25

B-2 pilot: "Shit, did you put gas in this thing score we took off?"

B-2 co-pilot: "No I thought you did! It was your turn!"

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u/ToastedSoup Jun 22 '25

Yeah, MOPs are heavy fuckers so they increase fuel usage (and the fuel load is reduced), plus they can't land with them inside

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u/usemyfaceasaurinal Jun 22 '25

No going to lie, I am actually surprised TACO man actually went through with it.

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u/Able-Swing-6415 Jun 22 '25

I was off by 36 hours. I mean Israel gave orders.. it just took time to move into place.

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u/fn8179-2 Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

Yet again NCD is how I found out about shit. (Edit typo)

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u/EmotioneelKlootzak Jun 22 '25

We won't go quietly.  The Legion can count on that.

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u/Princess_Actual The Voice of the Free World Jun 22 '25

nukes NCR and the Legion

No gods, no masters.....

takes a handful of chems

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u/RebelGaming151 Jun 22 '25

You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 Canteen...

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u/PassivelyInvisible Jun 22 '25

Only crippling addictions once the addictol runs out.

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u/Princess_Actual The Voice of the Free World Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

Logan's Loophole+Cannibal on survival is my jam.

rabidly chews on some gecko steaks

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u/bladeovcain Speaks fluent War Crime Jun 22 '25

Ave. True To Caeser

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u/PatrollinTheMojave Jun 22 '25

Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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u/MangoShadeTree Jun 22 '25

New California Republic?

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u/ITGuy042 3000 Hootys of Eda Jun 22 '25

The NonCredibleRepublic!

Where the only credible thing is that we will make you pay taxes!

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u/StreetQueeny Jun 22 '25

Bombing Fordow almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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u/AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine 3000 AIR-2 Genie for Ukraine Jun 22 '25

NCR

My Johnny

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u/machinerer Jun 22 '25

Fuck that song is so haunting.

You should watch the movie of the same name. So damn good. Tragic Western.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0047136/

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u/ITGuy042 3000 Hootys of Eda Jun 22 '25

You should watch the movie of the same name

Thats the real surprise of NCD NCR, that Im now learning there was a movie also.

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u/itanite Jun 22 '25

fastest mews source on the shitternet

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u/Boowray Jun 22 '25

When I got this assignment, I was hoping there would be more gambling

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u/Ganbazuroi ✦☆꧁༒Starstreak my Beloved༒꧂☆✦ Jun 22 '25

JDAM up yours Prank Challenge (GONE SEXUAL)

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u/Ill_Swing_1373 Jun 22 '25

MOP up the crater

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u/hx87 Jun 22 '25

COD meme

Red name

So does this mean we're getting a Pentagon level with actual combat this time?

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u/daboss317076 Jun 22 '25

Infinity ward better open up mw4 with a mission to kill Price as an apology letter.

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u/draft_final_final Jun 22 '25

They really don’t want us talking about the sale of public lands to finance the billionaire tax cuts/handouts.

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u/Gentle_Capybara Astros II and Osorio for Ukraine Jun 22 '25

I'm totally for the current Iranian regime demise. But that said, what is happening is Wag The Dog all over again.

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u/draft_final_final Jun 22 '25

That’s where I’m at, as well. I actually wonder if there’s a new scandal that’s about to break as opposed to some existing horror.

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u/Gentle_Capybara Astros II and Osorio for Ukraine Jun 22 '25

As someone that never set foot on the USA, I believe this current administration needs a massive distraction and a patriotic drive to distract people from the horrors inflicted by ICE. I may be wrong. Maybe some Eppstein thing too.

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u/draft_final_final Jun 22 '25

People here are sleepwalking about the ICE Gestapo shit and genuinely don’t care about Trump being a pedophile, don’t think an escalation of this magnitude would be needed. It would have to be something on scale of a bombshell credible report on (or inadvertent leak of) mass vote tampering or Palantir getting caught stealing all of the highest level classified Five Eyes intel.

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u/DetectiveIcy2070 Jun 22 '25

Still willing to bet that the Bankruptcy in Chief could shoot a homeless guy in the street in broad daylight and only half of America would really raise a fuss about it

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u/cuba200611 My other car is a destroyer Jun 22 '25

He did make that comment about how he could shoot someone on 5th Street and not much would happen...

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u/Gentle_Capybara Astros II and Osorio for Ukraine Jun 22 '25

I'm a cop and I can tell everyone: we, the people, do not want an AI-enhanced police state.

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u/Blueberryburntpie Jun 22 '25

Just check out China for that dystopian future.

An article about some Chinese lady being flagged for jaywalking, back in 2018: https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-46357004

The problem was her face was on an advertisement on the side of a bus. The surveillance cameras' facial recognition system matched the face with hers and flagged her for the crime.

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u/Gentle_Capybara Astros II and Osorio for Ukraine Jun 22 '25

It can be a lot worse than that. Some businesses are already talking about AI crime predicting. And IRL we are already using face scanning - but without any enhancements or AI manipulation. Shit will get fucked when an opportunistic tech bro presents to boomer politicians some technology that makes blurry images magically perfect, like any CSI Miami episode. Because 70 year olds are the most impressionable people, and they are the ones in power.

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u/Ilovekittens345 Jun 22 '25

The primary reason they are doing the ICE Gestapo shit is because they are trying to trigger a violent counter reaction.

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u/Cortower Corn syrup-chugging surrender monkey 🌽🙉🇺🇸 Jun 22 '25

I've been saying it since the start.

🐘: Babe, we stole an election and (some of) our crimes are coming to light. Time to look for nukes in the desert for 10 years.

🇺🇸: Yes, dear

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u/Obi_Kwiet Jun 22 '25

People being aware of the crap ICE is doing is the whole point of doing it. They don't have the manpower or budget to actually do a bunch of deportations, so they are trying to create an atmosphere of fear that random people might be targeted and not get due process to get people to leave on their own.

This works. It also gets legal visitors to leave to. Which is, uh, very bad for the US.

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u/EmotioneelKlootzak Jun 22 '25

The issue with forcing regime change from outside is you usually end up with something worse in the process, and even when you don't, the new regime tends to get labeled as "collaborationist" and immediately overthrown by a bunch of home grown revolutionaries (and usually extremists) the second the installing power's attention turns elsewhere.

Iran's probably just going to end up as Syria 2.0.

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u/Gentle_Capybara Astros II and Osorio for Ukraine Jun 22 '25

Which is a fucking sad end for the Persian culture and civilization. That people deserves way more.

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u/INTPoissible B-52 Carpetbombing Connoisseur Jun 22 '25

Syria is recovering.

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u/WuhanWTF SMEGMA BUTTER ENJOYER 🍻 Jun 22 '25

Yeah but I would rather not Iran go through a decade plus of brutal civil war and even more sectarian violence, plus ISIS. Iranians do not deserve that, as shitty as the theocratic government already is.

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u/TricobaltGaming Jun 22 '25

Regime change needs to come from within if anyone wants a meaningful change in culture there. University towns in iran already were socially much more progressive than the US implies. The government didn't enforce relevant laws there because people would just ignore it in protest.

All external military regime change will do is create a power vacuum, the same kind that allowed al qaeda and ISIS to form.

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u/Gentle_Capybara Astros II and Osorio for Ukraine Jun 22 '25

Exactly. That's how organized crime and militias are allowed to exist too.

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u/NotABigChungusBoy Jun 22 '25

Then we should fully commit to the job and provide economic aid :)

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u/Tabnet2 Jun 22 '25

What? This is by far the biggest story of Trump's term. Maybe the tariffs, domestically. Like Trump would be scared of people talking about him selling land. Get a grip people.

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u/AzorJonhai Jun 22 '25

You do know multiple things can happen at once without one being a deliberate distraction from the other right?

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u/patriot_man69 3000 YF-23s of Northrop Grumman Jun 22 '25

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u/KP_Wrath Jun 22 '25

On that note, the Ayatollah is probably shitting bricks right now.

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u/Intergalatic_Baker Advanced Rock Throwing Extraordinaire Jun 22 '25

Wait, why’s his name in Red…

Is that DUI Hegseth or just Sober Hegseth.

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u/Evening_Charge_3727 Jun 22 '25

Schrödinger’s Hegseth

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u/bigbrooklynlou Jun 22 '25

Until you stick a breathalizer in his mouth, he is simultaneously sober and shit faced.

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u/ThreeTen22 Jun 22 '25

If COD has taught me anything, that’s a bad sign.

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u/shibiwan Jag är Nostradumbass! Jun 22 '25

Begun, the TACO Wars have.

🌮

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u/A_R_A_N_F Jun 22 '25

Trump Always Cherished Obama <3

Make Love and more war <3

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u/MSurpGaming Jun 22 '25

McCain must be so happy

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u/inevitablelizard Jun 22 '25

But also furious at who is doing it.

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u/StreetQueeny Jun 22 '25

Why pretend Fordow wasn't used to enrich uranium? The Israelis have penetrated every other bit of the Iranian intellegence network, and it's not like Fordow was built so deep just for the sake of the challenge.

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u/fillibusterRand Jun 22 '25

I think the meme is more making fun of Hegseth, who may have been too drunk to be remember what exactly Fordow is.

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u/sentinelthesalty F-15 Is My Waifu Jun 22 '25

As id he's any more competent while sober.

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u/27Rench27 Jun 22 '25

The typo here really sends it home rofl

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u/imbrickedup_ Jun 22 '25

I think he’s most competent while wasted

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u/cHEIF_bOI Jun 22 '25

He might even be better when he's drunk. But since they take the bottle of vodka away at the door (but not the coke) he's sitting there coming down from it resisting the urge to share state secrets on Telegram.

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u/WiseassWolfOfYoitsu Jun 22 '25

Hey, we can't know that. He's never been sober enough to collect solid data.

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u/TIYATA Jun 22 '25

OP previously commented that they don't believe Iran was pursuing nuclear weapons, based on Tulsi Gabbard's report. 

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u/StreetQueeny Jun 22 '25

They should take that up with the UN, they are the ones who made the report about the 60% enriched funnistones.

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u/TIYATA Jun 22 '25

Also the IAEA, which detected traces of uranium enriched to nearly 84% at Fordow back in 2023:

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iaea-report-says-discussions-with-iran-ongoing-enrichment-up-84-2023-02-28/

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u/Scaevus Jun 22 '25

Both things can be true. Iran wasn't making a nuclear weapon, but they wanted to have enriched uranium so they can threaten their enemies with the potential to make a nuclear weapon.

This would give Iran's enemies all of the incentives for attacking, and provide no deterrence. It's a breathtakingly stupid strategy that could not have possibly worked out.

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u/camosnipe1 The Hovertank cares not for arbitrary concepts like "cover" Jun 22 '25

Iran wasn't making a nuclear weapon, but they wanted to have enriched uranium so they can threaten their enemies with the potential to make a nuclear weapon.

weirdly enough i saw someone unironically make this argument as an excuse instead of the utter lose-lose it is.

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u/cybernet377 Jun 22 '25

Trusting Tulsi to tell the truth about anything is possibly the least credible anyone's been on this sub

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u/TIYATA Jun 22 '25

It's funny how Gabbard's term as DNI has coincided with the fall of Assad and the latest setbacks for Iran, despite her best efforts to avert them.

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u/quotidian_obsidian Jun 22 '25

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u/TIYATA Jun 22 '25

Indeed. I don't trust Gabbard, though it appears OP does.

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u/Wooper160 6th Gen When? Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

Yeah unlike Iraq in 2003 the UN and Iran themselves were saying Iran was making nuclear weapons. It’s unlikely they were “weeks away” but certainly they were going for it.

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u/Industrial_Tech Jun 22 '25

Well, I don't think anyone was arguing that. I just think they're very, very dedicated to developing green energy.

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u/bigbrooklynlou Jun 22 '25

So it was all about the carbon credits …

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u/SphericalCow531 Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

The amount of people on reddit arguing some variation of "Iran is not trying to build a nuclear bomb" is too damn high.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25 edited 22d ago

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u/Hot_Dog_Gamer24 Jun 22 '25

And the IAEA has been calling this out for weeks now. Iran has enriched way too much way too high to still be used in a civilian matter. Also they engaged in implosion device tests which are only used in nukes

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u/SecurePin757 Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

Jup most reactors use 3-5 % enriched uranium , it goes up to 20% for research reactors how ever some breeder reactors do use slightly richer fuel but still less rhan 30% enriched, but above 20% enrichment its only used in nuclear weapons or naval nuclear reactors

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u/joshak Jun 22 '25

You can tell this is fake because he didn’t thank god for the strength to bomb Iran

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u/InvictusShmictus Jun 22 '25

Those weren't our nukes. Those were Saddam's!

-Khamenei, maybe.

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u/TheIronGnat Jun 22 '25

They shouldn't've left that exposed exhaust port.

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u/episcopaladin Jun 22 '25

definitely probably

bro come ON

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u/VonNeumannsProbe Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

You know what really freaks me out?

I think we may find out iran had an actual, functional nuclear weapon. They may have even launched one at isreal that got intercepted.

Things escalated very quickly after the isreali missile attack.

1) Isreal gets attacked.

2) Air force 1 was barking out encrypted codes on nuclear channels.

3) Nuclear sniffers were deployed.

4) pizza index went off the charts.

5) An earthquake was detected in Iran (which can be a sign of underground nuclear testing).

6) We bombed them very promptly.

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u/Lanoir97 Jun 22 '25

In addition to the pizza index, I saw a tracker yesterday that reported the closest gay bar to the pentagon was a ghost town compared to a normal Friday.

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u/demoncase legalize nuclear bombs Jun 22 '25

babe wake up new index just dropped

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u/Lanoir97 Jun 22 '25

It’s called Freddie’s Beach Bar. I have no idea how to track how busy it actually is at any given time, but I’m sure someone with a different flavor of autism could cook one up.

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u/demoncase legalize nuclear bombs Jun 22 '25

Oh, if you put the name of the bar on google, on the right bar after the information about the establishment, there are information about how busy it is!

Friday at night it was a ghost town indeed!

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u/Lanoir97 Jun 22 '25

I just tried it before I posted, but couldn’t find anything and quickly gave up. Might just be my browser, idk.

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u/demoncase legalize nuclear bombs Jun 22 '25

No problem, glad I can contribute with my autism

also thanks for the index!!!

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u/VonNeumannsProbe Jun 22 '25

Condom vending machine usage?

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u/freebaseclams Jun 22 '25

Military gays: the most potent weapon in our arsenal

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u/Selfweaver Jun 22 '25

That would be the furries.

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u/Avaricio Jun 22 '25

I don't think they had a deliverable nuke - if Israel was subject to attempted nuclear attack I think they'd be announcing it as widely as possible to justify their behaviour. I do think they managed a test device, and I think they still have a dirty bomb of some kind as a last resort weapon. Iran has survived by being much more calculated with their behaviour up til this point and they aren't stupid, they most likely saw the writing on the wall and smuggled as much material out as they could.

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u/AtomicSymphonic_2nd Jun 22 '25

They aren’t stupid… but evidently they aren’t smart enough to cover their OpSec leaks.

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u/Thoseguys_Nick 3000 well fed dogs of Pyongyang Jun 22 '25

Hey that is just something every country struggles with... Right?

Telegram pings in the background

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u/zealoSC Jun 22 '25

That would mean Iran has/had 2 separate nuclear programs and mossad/cia failed to notice one of them.

More plausible, but still unlikely, Iran could have sent a missile or 20 with a bunch of cobalt/caesium isotopes included as shrapnel

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u/take_five Jun 22 '25

I believe this as well. And, because it’s equally possible that on one hand, we don’t want to freak out the public by letting them know it exists and we’re going in anyway, and on the other hand, we could forever forge the needed justification, it’s possible the public won’t know the truth in our lifetime.

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u/VonNeumannsProbe Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

See I think in 11 minutes trump is going to yap off about them testing one if they actually did it. He can't sit on a secret like that when he can take credit for it.

(Then again he would probably say that even if they don't have it.)

Edit: Nope I guess not lol.

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u/SolomonOf47704 God Himself Jun 22 '25

What caused your edit

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u/KP_Wrath Jun 22 '25

I hope you’re wrong, but so much of the status quo changed in two weeks.

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u/VonNeumannsProbe Jun 22 '25

I honestly hope I'm wrong too.

But I also predicted pringles was going to coup a few weeks before he did.

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u/SolarApricot-Wsmith loses trade war against penguins Jun 22 '25

Can you imagine if pringles had somehow survived to this point in time, only to now coup? Man my balls would bust from turning so blue

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u/Theqrow88 God's Strongest Filipino 🇵🇭 Jun 22 '25

All this because of the famous Guam Feint. The nothing ever happened bros are in shambles right now

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u/Sapient-Inquisitor Jun 22 '25

Isn’t the red text meant for the bad guys in CoD? 😬

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u/Ok_Candidate_2732 Biscuit and Biscuit Zwei Lover Jun 22 '25

Essentially, he's Grimes

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u/ionetic Jun 22 '25

Noble peace prize committee: that’s it, just a few more bombs and we’re putting your name on it.

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u/dave3218 Jun 22 '25

Just bomb Oslo until they decide to grant him the Nobel peace prize lol

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u/Bard_the_Bowman_III Jun 22 '25

Worked for Obama

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u/latestagepersonhood Jun 22 '25

John Bolton is in his room listening to The Smiths at full blast, because he didnt get invited to the party.

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u/lothcent Jun 22 '25

no. they hit the gulf of America according to the late and long data

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u/FTFxHailstorm Jun 22 '25

Based and that old Beach Boys song pilled.

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u/probable-degenerate Jun 22 '25

Well to put it simply. They turned a maybe into a definite no

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u/VieiraDTA 10.000 Brazilian Waxed Waifu Warriors Jun 22 '25

US in a war with a middle eastern country using WMD as the reason. Dejavu much?

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u/js1138-2 Jun 22 '25

Couple of differences. Iraq denied having WMDs, and Iran hid their projects. Iran could have had nuclear energy if their projects were in the open.

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u/IamVegetableBowler Jun 22 '25

Iran is a sponsor of Russian terrorism in Ukraine. Iran is a sponsor of Hamas terrorism Israel. Iran is a sponsor of Yemeni terrorism of the boats.

The only thing Iran needs a nuclear weapon for is further terrorism.

Trump very simply asked Iran to stop enriching uranium. And also stop touching the boats. Iran did not comply.

This only gets out of hand if Iran continues to touch the boats. In that case, this could go on for a while and the Ayatollah's regime will most likely end.

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u/js1138-2 Jun 22 '25

Israel has to finish what they started. It would be suicide to piss off Iran and leave them wit most of their missile capacity.

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u/zealoSC Jun 22 '25

How many missiles have they sent/remaining?

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u/Select_Cantaloupe_62 Jun 22 '25

AAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YEAH I'M TOO OLD TO DRAFT

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u/KP_Wrath Jun 22 '25

Fuck yeah. Gen Z, get ready for the sandbox.

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u/justmeaguy720 Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

No more forever wars!!!

Unless I can kick them while their down because I’m a tough guy and need a win because my domestic policy has people protesting in the streets.

Is probably what he said

Edit: No, more wars!!

There it’s fixed.

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u/Destinedtobefaytful Father of F35 Chans Children Jun 22 '25

Well if it isn't my official news source

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u/Wolfy_Packy Arsenal of Democrussy Jun 22 '25

explains why i randomly heard this sound effect earlier

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u/Lanoir97 Jun 22 '25

Cue spam effects of air wings with no assigned mission, no template, producing outdated equipment

Probably not going to get the enemy has air superiority this go around

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u/WidowRaptor Jun 22 '25

The Iranian Question has been solved, yes or no?

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u/bravado Jun 22 '25

Stuff like this always makes the attacked party thoughtfully reconsider their ways and come to the light, it never turns into forever wars

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

Is anyone even doubting Iran was trying to make a nuke? Of course they were.

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u/INTPoissible B-52 Carpetbombing Connoisseur Jun 22 '25

If you're not trying to make a bomb, why do you do it deep in a bunker?

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u/Honest_Musician6812 Jun 22 '25

"There will be no new wars"

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u/PatimationStudios-2 Most Noncredible r/Moemorphism Artist Jun 22 '25

👊🇺🇸🔥

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u/ashutossshhh Jun 22 '25

“definitely probably”

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u/CheekiBleeki 3000 nuclear warning-shots of De Gaulle Jun 22 '25

Hehe GBU-57 A/B goes boom

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u/junk430 Jun 22 '25

And this time we didn't use Signal to coordinate the strike! USA USA USA

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u/Krelnia Jun 23 '25

Here's the thing. While it's mostly not known to those who don't understand nuclear material, there are no civilian uses for 60% or higher enriched uranium which is what these facilities make (if Iran isnt lying about how capable their equipment actually is). The only possible use is for nuclear weapons. So while everyone can go and yell about US this US that, as much as I dislike the US and how they operate and especially the current administration, as well as they are pretty much being the reason Iran is the way it is in the first place. There is valid pretense for destroying the military nuclear capabilities of a nation who's entire reason for existence is murdering every single person on the planet who isn't them and doesn't follow their exact version of their religion. The middle east is a massive mess yes. The west is a big part of the reason it's such a mess yes. However there were peace processes going on all the time between countries and every single time it gets close, some madman does something to torpedo it all and it all literally blows up again.

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u/_oranjuice Jun 22 '25

Guys, how is my plan?

  • load a Zelenskyy-class transport truck with cinderblocks and barely fissile material

  • build a "lab" in the middle of nowhere

  • bomb it

  • mini nuke goes off

"look guys they actually had it this time"

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u/IceWizard9000 Jun 22 '25

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Jun 22 '25

We told them to stop touching the boats.

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u/Schneidzeug Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

“It’s Bidens War. It would have never happened under Peace President Trump… He will also “end the Russian War on Ukraine in one Day”(TM) any day now.”

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u/LordTrappen Jun 22 '25

I’m not sure if it’ll result to anything, at least for right now. My stepfather was an F-15 pilot in the 90s and bombed military targets in Iraq during the Clinton administration. Those were just staging missions for the larger operation that would come to fruition in 2003, but still Iraq didn’t do much as a result of those bombings. I imagine these bombings in Iran are of a similar nature or a show of force

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u/AlphaMarker48 For the Republic! Jun 22 '25

Not this shit again.

And the primary source for everyone is less trustworthy than someone on G2A.

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u/Obj_071 spawn of ukraine Jun 22 '25

Let's hope this will bloom into something beautiful.

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u/OneFrenchman Representing the shed MIC Jun 22 '25

Man I should be getting ready to go to school, as it clearly is 2003 and not 2025.

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u/SCUDDEESCOPE Jun 22 '25

Congratulations Iran! You managed to make the President of Peace lose his callsign.

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u/Settra_does_not_Surf Jun 22 '25

Why run the risk of letting them have nukes if we can just run a bomb train over em instead?

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u/I-am-Aizy Jun 22 '25

Doesn’t this warrant an impeachment or at least a strong opposition response? Given that trump basically didn’t consult the congress or anything? Or am I stupid? I might be stupid.

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u/laZardo Jun 22 '25

hegseth's name in red

oh no

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