r/NonCredibleDefense • u/an_agreeing_dothraki Scramjets when • Jul 16 '25
European Joint Failures 🇩🇪 💔 🇫🇷 Jerry's at it Again
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u/Treeninja1999 Jul 16 '25
Can I sniff the glue next?
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u/super__hoser Self proclaimed forehead on warhead expert Jul 17 '25
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u/ShadowKraftwerk Jul 17 '25
Nah, you have to buy your own. Or huff spray cans.
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u/BiffSlick Jul 17 '25
Make sure they’re gold metallic - I hear that’s the good stuff
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u/EtteRavan 80M liberty-fried vatniks of DeGaule Jul 17 '25
Or silver metallic, they can bring you to valhalla
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u/YYFlurch 6.02 x 10^23 Egotesticles Jul 17 '25
A friend, okay, a former cell mate, told me he knew a native American girl in Houston who would do anything for two cans of spray paint. Anything. She preferred Gold Krylon and, if that wasn't available, silver Krylon. So you can take your Kelly Green Krylon and shove it your ass.
Sounds like a super-fucked-up life and I hope that she found her way out, at some point.
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u/YYFlurch 6.02 x 10^23 Egotesticles Jul 17 '25
A friend, okay, a former cell mate, told me he knew a native American girl in Houston who would do anything for two cans of spray paint. Anything. She preferred Gold Krylon and, if that wasn't available, silver Krylon. So you can take your Kelly Green Krylon and shove it your ass.
Sounds like a super-fucked-up life and I hope that she found her way out, at some point.
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Jul 17 '25
Fuck they got us
commence operation "sink holland" anyway
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u/destruct0tr0n Jul 17 '25
Oh shit they're sinking holland
We must follow our ancestors and invade poland again
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u/helican I showed you my PzH 2000 pls respond Jul 17 '25
Well, what is Holland sinking about?
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u/Nadsenbaer 3000 Wiesel storming the Kremlin Jul 17 '25
Dykes.
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u/Tank-o-grad 3000 Sacred Spirals of Lulworth Jul 17 '25
And boys who put their fingers in them.
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u/J-J-Ricebot Jul 17 '25
Boys sticking their fingers in dykes to safe the day is an American myth that needs not be repeated.
Read this however you will.
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u/Hel_Bitterbal Si vis pacem, para ICBM Jul 17 '25
Please sink all of the Netherlands instead of just Holland. Trust me, you don't want to leave Urk and Almere unsupervised, god knows what kind of horrors will spawn there.
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u/Grindelbart Jul 17 '25 edited Aug 08 '25
square absorbed vegetable yam encourage shocking humor aromatic file follow
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u/Affectionate_Walk610 Jul 17 '25
zis is our most devilish plan! Schritt 1: invent tze automobil, schritt 2: polute tze amosphere wiz tze Karbondioxide from tze internal combustion machine, schritt 3: tze temperature rizes, so do sea levels, schritt 4: have a Bockwurst mit Senf while watching tzose schötzkenputzer drown.
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u/NegativeBenefit749 Rightful King of Sakhalin, the Kurils, and the outlying Islands Jul 17 '25
scratch scratch You got any more of them sources?
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u/Germanicus15BC Jul 17 '25
No excuse for not expecting it through the Ardennes in 1944.
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u/SamtheCossack Luna Delenda Est Jul 17 '25
Attacking through the Ardennes always achieves surprise. Israel attacking Iran? Through the Ardennes. Beat Korea ready to reunify the peninsula? Ardennes. Need to throw a surprise birthday party? Believe it or not, attack through the Ardennes.
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u/nYghtHawkGamer Cyberspace Conversational Irregular TM Jul 17 '25
Beat Korea
I am envisioning Kim Jong Un wearing typical rapper garb, brandishing a gold plated type 58, sitting in a lowered Pyeonghwa with some Kippumjo girls leaning on the hood.
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u/LustigeAmsel Jul 17 '25
Draw it, post it here, get UNLIMETED POWER i mean totally worth it internetpoints.
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u/nYghtHawkGamer Cyberspace Conversational Irregular TM Jul 17 '25
Draw it, post it here, get UNLIMETED POWER
I suck at drawing except for extremely tedious technical stuff (mostly electronics), and A.I. generated is banned under Article 11 of the Noncredible Charter.
I'm not going to waste the talents of others on such frivolities, when nobody has yet done my much more important request of a PBY5 girl with big butt sponsons in 1940s pinup style.
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u/NegativeBenefit749 Rightful King of Sakhalin, the Kurils, and the outlying Islands Jul 17 '25
No one expects it through the Ardennes.
Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Our two main weapons...
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u/Hel_Bitterbal Si vis pacem, para ICBM Jul 17 '25
A German guy calling it Lorraine instead of Lothringen? Truly non-credible
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u/J0E_Blow Moscow Delende Est! Jul 17 '25 edited 27d ago
Deleted by Power Delete Suite.
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u/Tank-o-grad 3000 Sacred Spirals of Lulworth Jul 17 '25
Invaded Portugal? Their oldest ally wouldn't stand for it, another war with the British is not on ze agenda.
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u/FalloutLover7 Jul 17 '25
Ummm aren’t you forgetting the most important part of any German invasion plan? Step 4 is ALWAYS INVADE BELGIUM
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u/Vulturidae M48 patton, slayer of T62s Jul 16 '25
upvote for citing sources