r/NonCredibleDefense Sex-Obsessed Beer Lover 9d ago

It Just Works Rods from God, and Cleaning up Surplus

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u/TheirCanadianBoi 9d ago

You know, on top of every other problem with this. This would not be a precision weapon.

The only possible use I could think of is starting a forest fire in the most comically inefficient way possible.

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u/hufenschwinger 9d ago

Have you tried using... more? Think of them as .00000714 gauge pellets.

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u/TheirCanadianBoi 9d ago edited 4d ago

Ooo~ what if instead of Rods of God we had the Piñata of God?

A spinning mass of metal blocks with ceramic interlocking joints. Reenters and gains considerable thermal energy, then detonates and can spread hot slag over an area the size of Shanghai?

There could potentially be enough individual fires, that management of them will quickly become impossible.

If you hit it before detonation, good for you, you might be slightly less than optimally fucked.

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u/Environmental_Sea72 Fruity Boeing Sentry 💅 8d ago

You,

I like how you think

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u/TheirCanadianBoi 8d ago

Canadian practicality?

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u/Environmental_Sea72 Fruity Boeing Sentry 💅 8d ago

perhaps