r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Majestic_Repair9138 Bisexual (Planesexual and Carrier-Sexual) • 5d ago
It Just Works Swedish Dusty flies into Nigeria
If you read about Carl Gustaf von Rosen, you'd wonder why Sabaton hasn't released a banger about their fellow Swedish madlad yet.
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u/Fultjack Muscowy delenda est 5d ago
Also remember the swedish air force pilots who just happend to spend their summer vacation at von Rosens summer camp. When risking your life at tree top level 11 months of the year isn't enough, and you finaly get to smell a bruning collum trapped on a forest road.
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u/KJ_is_a_doomer Russophobic? I'm not scared 5d ago edited 5d ago
I'll raise you the fact that after the eastern bloc-aligned pilots that flew the soviet planes for Nigeria proved to be pretty shit, Nigerians went on to hire mercenaries from the wider world to fly the MiGs, which ended up in western pilots waging war in soviet fighters at the height of the Cold War. There are even notes in english about how to operate the planes.
"There were approximately 16 mercenary pilots hired by the Nigerian Air Force over the duration of the war – comprised mainly of British, South African, French, Australian, Polish and possibly one or two more nationalities as the war progressed. At any period, there were perhaps five to eight active pilots on contract."
- Ares Klootwyk (South African mercenary pilot) quoted by A.J. Venter in "Biafra's War 1967-1970".
Superb read, i had a cold war in Africa phase a while ago, even wrote a whole ass script about von Rosen and the Biafra Babies but alas, my voice can't narrate for shit so i never got past recording the 1st paragraph.
Also i remember finding one of the Portuguese pilots, that would later take over from the Swedes on the MFI-9s and T-6 Texans, on facebook. The man went on to become an airline pilot at TAP and seemed like a normal fellow that always had a lot of Nigerians thanking him under every post of his. Unfortunately he passed away during the pandemic.
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u/BigFreakingZombie 5d ago
This reminds me of a similar incident during the War of Attrition. The Egyptians and Syrians flying MiGs only slightly newer than those were getting their butts kicked by the Israeli Air Force and they were complaining to the Soviets that the planes were inferior to their Israeli counterparts( they were) with the Soviets claiming that the planes were perfectly fine and the whole thing was a skill issue( it was to a very significant degree) . In order to prove their point the Soviets decided to send some of their own pilots to take on the Israelis.... So when 16 Israeli fighters on a mission to attack Egyptian ground targets were detected around 20 MiG-21s flown by Soviet pilots were scrambled to intercept. The final result ? five shot down MiGs vs a lightly damaged Mirage III.
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u/KJ_is_a_doomer Russophobic? I'm not scared 5d ago
Supposedly the mercs did better than the Egyptians. The latter still handled the Ilyushin bombers and were apparently utterly useless at bombing anything that wasn't civilian.
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u/IdiosyncraticSarcasm 5d ago
This is what happens when the progenitor of your noble family line were a Crusader Knight in Livonia (the Baltics) 1202.
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u/Seidmadr 5d ago
What the fuck does that have to do with anything? There's 700 years between that crusade and his birth. that's some 20-30 generations. Even if there were some mystic quality to the blood, it'd be diluted to the point of homeopathy now.
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u/IdiosyncraticSarcasm 5d ago edited 5d ago
Sally, what the fuck does eugenics have to do with anything? It's all about the stories and legends being told to the newer generations of a family. Imagine being told you come from a line of warriors where the first of your name were chosen by God to be a warrior of Christ. Still a story, but the outcome would be that every generation would find themself in the top echelons of society regardless of the societal system.
For this class nothing was impossible due to the social networks of power players their titles gave them access to. This created people with an unwavering self-persuasion of their own righteousness.
So the mix of Noblesse Oblige and the sense of aristocratic exceptionalism most likely lead to von Rosens self-persuasion that his actions and views were correct simply because they were the actions and views of fooking COUNT Carl Gustaf Ericsson von Rosen.
Now on the flipside, imagine if Carls ancestors would all have been farmers. Would the stories and lore of that family inspired farmer Carl to embark on a Nigerian adventure? Would he even have had access to a network of people that could have made it happen?
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u/totallyordinaryyy modern day Cato 5d ago
I had sex with a 'von Rosen' once, jest felt like mentioning it.
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u/Majestic_Repair9138 Bisexual (Planesexual and Carrier-Sexual) 5d ago edited 5d ago
No, seriously, he's MacGyver but with airplanes and managed to make the MFI-9 Malmo take out contemporary Soviet-donated jet fighters and bombers, the equivalent of converting a Red Bull stunt plane as a ground attack plane to blow up Tupolev Backfires and Flankers on a Russian airfield. He'd probably love this group.
Edit: MacGyver, not MacGruber.