r/Nordiccountries 3d ago

Nordic flags šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Gummio 3d ago

You forgot to add Bornholm.

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u/Gummio 3d ago

And Gotland

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u/Jollefjoll 3d ago

And a whole heck of more Swedish regions. There's even more, but they're more fan-made. These at least have some use outside of just for fun, here

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u/caymn Denmark 3d ago

Jämtland 😭

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u/Jollefjoll 2d ago

There's a funny story about Folkrepubliken JƤmtland [The People's Republic of JƤmtland]. More info is on wikipedia. Given that history it's one of the more recognizable regional flags in Sweden today.

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u/No-Stay9943 14h ago

What? I am Swedish and I have never seen that. I would know a fucking regional flag in Spain, India or the US better than that 🤦 Plus multiple within Sweden.

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u/RedditVirumCurialem 2d ago

Don't you start again! 1645..

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u/Nyetoner 2d ago

Haha, yeah -theres quite a lot of Swedish land that used to be Norwegian, but it's been about 400 years now, it's ok to let it go.

(Well, if they don't want to come back to us that is).

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u/RedditVirumCurialem 2d ago

Ah, yes, it was - "Norwegian".. šŸ˜‡

But I'm pleased you're content with the situation as it is, and you may keep Trondheim too btw. We wouldn't want to chop you in half.. šŸ˜‰

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u/Kansleren 6h ago

What do you mean by adding quotation marks?

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u/icecrystalmaniac 2d ago

Huh, I’ve been seeing the HƤlsingland flag around Hornslandet and always wondered what it was. Though it was a combination of the Swedish and Norwegian flags or something, feel kinda stupid now haha.

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u/SongsAboutFracking 2d ago

What does our proud ram have to do with the Nordic cross?

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u/dosidoin 2d ago

And Vendsyssel!!!

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u/NearbyEquall 2d ago

And fenno-Swedes

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u/Ch1mpy SkƄne 2d ago

And the forest Finns.

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u/Bug_Photographer 3d ago

Given that the Danish flag preceeds the English one as a national flag, perhaps the English one should be included as a copycat as well?

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u/NearbyEquall 2d ago

The English flag is not a Nordic Cross

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u/ohboymykneeshurt 2d ago

ā€œā€¦change it a little so it’s not too obvious.ā€

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u/MdMV_or_Emdy_idk Portugal 2d ago

I mean, at the end of the day it’s just crosses, crosses as symbols of national identity are really old

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u/ohboymykneeshurt 2d ago

Hey stranger. Why don’t you try and counter my jestfull comment with serious arguments and then finally ruin the same arguments with a personal insult?

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u/fat_shadyy 2d ago

You really got him there

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u/NearbyEquall 2d ago

I know

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u/Matsisuu 2d ago

Dannebrogen may come from knight's hospitaller, which again is just basically Saint George's cross with inverted colours.

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u/Bug_Photographer 2d ago

Of course. It's a totally different thing. No similarity or common roots whatsoever.

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u/Bug_Photographer 2d ago

Are you a professional escalator of conflicts or are you just a very good amateur?

Chill, buddy.

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u/oceanicArboretum 2d ago

It's St. George's cross, not a Nordic cross. The same design is on the flags of Georgia (the country) and Barcelona.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_George%27s_Cross

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 2d ago

okay okay it was not "copied"

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u/Bug_Photographer 2d ago

And the first guy to make this thread about "The Nordic Cross" was the guy who got pissed at me. The original post jokes about the similarity - but talk about visual similarity and in no way restrict this to be about Nordic Cross flags.

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u/LewdGamerAnonymous 2d ago

The English flag is a nordic cross, yes.

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u/NearbyEquall 2d ago

No, it's a saint George cross

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u/LewdGamerAnonymous 2d ago

Which was created AFTER the nordic cross had already existed for a century.

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u/C4-BlueCat 1d ago

The English one is included, the British is not

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u/Dingus_Suckimus Finland 3d ago

Scotland accidentally got its flag rotated 45 degrees

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u/intergalactic_spork 2d ago

It looks completely straight after enough whisky

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u/psychedelic-barf 2d ago

You should keep drinking until its rotated another 45° though

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u/pafagaukurinn 2d ago

You never know if you've had enough of those 45's.

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u/Kryds 3d ago

Denmark is number one!

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u/Bug_Photographer 3d ago

You just ordered a thousand litres of milk.

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u/dzedav11 2d ago

KamelƄsƄ?

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u/Bug_Photographer 2d ago

Sjyggekole!

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u/Busy-Blacksmith5898 23h ago

Okej lilla pojke gƄ och lƤgg dig nu lƄt de stora lƤnderna prata

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u/The_Pastmaster 2d ago

Dannebrogen.

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u/Sm9ck 2d ago

The only time Denmark ever cooked.

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u/Kryds 1d ago

Who let Sweden back online?

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u/JimTheSaint 2d ago

Sure but Denmarks flag was of course the first - everyone else is a copy cat

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u/dixonsticks 2d ago

Sure, but the Danish flag fell out of the sky where? In Estonia.

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u/JimTheSaint 2d ago

Yes after a battle we won

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u/Sagaincolours 1d ago

It is believed that whoever made the flag for the Danes there in Estonia got the inspiration from the Knight Templar flag.

Because, surprise, Estonia was under vassalage to them when the battle took place.

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u/Strange-Doubt-7464 3h ago

The southern part of Estonia was ruled by the Livonian Brothers of the Sword, who were later absorbed into the Teutonic Order, not the Knights Templar.

The cross is of course a common design element on most crusader flags.

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u/asdner 2d ago

Parts of Estonia can into Nordic!

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u/kydenius 2d ago

One of the proposed german flags was also a nordic cross flag. Imagine if Germany would be split across the Aldi Line and the North Germany could chill with us nordics as a honorary member

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u/Upstairs-Dog-5577 2d ago

That would have been beautiful. Now I am going to look up the flag you mentioned.

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u/JonathanLindqvist 2d ago

The damn danes were first..

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u/Skaftetryne77 Norway 3d ago

We copied Dannebrog but added blue to be on team Revolution with France and the US but toppled everything by first electing a Danish king and then being forced to accept a Swedish king who was a refuge from the French Republic.

And then, 90 years later, we did the first part again.

Total loss.

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u/ohboymykneeshurt 2d ago

Obviously not ready to move out yet - a Dane. ;)

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u/Kansleren 6h ago

It worked out pretty good in the end. The opposite of a total loss in other words.

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u/Skaftetryne77 Norway 5h ago

No, parts of our Royal family is a disgrace. Let’s send them back to Denmark.

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u/Kansleren 5h ago

Which ones?

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u/Skaftetryne77 Norway 3h ago

I really can’t believe you genuinely need to ask that question

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u/Zalapadopa 2d ago

I personally think it's kind of amazing we all just agreed to stick to a theme

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u/fikabonds 1h ago

Everyone was like ā€fuck you, im going to invade you!ā€ But also ā€but first, nice flag, ill copy that. Cheers!ā€

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u/gonnstein 1d ago

Because we are all one šŸ¤ā¤ļø

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u/CressFragrant4174 2d ago

Wait, so it's all Denmark?

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u/pynsselekrok 2d ago

FlƤgs

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u/Fez_Multiplex 3d ago

To be fair, every single one is a different aspect ratio.

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u/SixOneDane 2d ago

Changing the font and letter size isn't the same as writing a new story.

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u/creative_tech_ai 2d ago

Not quite a flag, but the coat of arms of the Swedish town I live in. Mariestad's coat of arms

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u/ASERTIE76 2d ago

Vinnland flag spotted

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u/skaanepaag 2d ago

Arguably the Scanian flag is the flag of the full of SkƄneland. It should include Blekinge and Halland as well.
While I've never seen it flown in Halland, it is quite common in western Blekinge.

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u/FlyFlamify 1d ago

Borde vƤl inkludera Bornholm ocksƄ?

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u/Prudent_Trickutro 23h ago

Technically, absolutely! šŸ‘

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u/Intelligent_Fish_541 1d ago

Umm... i don't know if I'm outside the joke but I'll risk answering anyway ;P

The flags are literal crosses, solidifying their governments commitment to the Lutheran christian faith.

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u/adeln5000 3d ago

No flag of England?

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u/Defferleffer Denmark 3d ago

Saint George’s cross isn’t a Nordic cross.

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u/ohboymykneeshurt 2d ago

Oh then it’s obviously not a copy then ;)

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u/64-17-5 Norge 2d ago

Saint George's Nordic Cross.

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u/Northlumberman 2d ago

Too symmetrical

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u/long-legged-lumox 2d ago edited 2d ago

Actually, you might have thrown England into the mix. It fits the pattern since the Anglish were from Denmark.

Edit: seems like everybody and their grandmother mentioned England. Sorry.

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u/NearbyEquall 2d ago

Not a Nordic Cross

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 2d ago

but sure look a lot like it

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u/Prudent_Trickutro 23h ago

Similar absolutely, and for sure the same thinking behind it but the Nordic Cross has an off sett cross, not a middle placed one as the English flag has. Not quite the same.

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u/FineMaize5778 2d ago

Nordic? The cross on our flags are somekind of christian cross, its mostly to mess with the trolls tbh. They hate the smell

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u/Snajdarn666 2d ago

Fair enough.

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u/-nogoodboyo- 2d ago

Really small point… but that outline of West Yorkshire is massive. We get a Nordic Cross in 2013 and immediately start expanding like Vikings!

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u/Dalesman17 2d ago

It's the Ridding not the county so we get extra bits.

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u/-nogoodboyo- 2d ago

Ah, so it is. Good spot.

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u/Upstairs-Dog-5577 2d ago

Isn't it beautiful?

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u/TrumpsTinyDollHands 2d ago

How dare you!

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u/Firebird_73 2d ago

Woohoo! SkƄne mentioned!

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u/Karaxla 2d ago

At least Scandinavia is consistent… most of the time

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u/2abyssinians 2d ago

Can someone name all these flags? Preferably with a diagram.

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u/GorianDrey 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/NikkeTDI 1d ago

The blue flag in Estonia and Shetland look the exact same lol

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u/Prudent_Trickutro 23h ago

That’s the Nordic cross, can’t see what’s strange about that. It’s like having the Union Jack in the corner of your flag if your affiliated with the UK šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Test_On_Me 17h ago edited 15h ago

The flag cross shows how Christian we are. And all other religions are technically wrong

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u/Dalesman17 16h ago

I'm not a Christian, how are all other religions wrong, there's hundreds, why is yours right.

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u/Impressive_Driver_90 16h ago

Uuuh um yeah? Christians uuuh uhuh I guess, as long as we can enter your countries to trade or pillage, sure we'll do the baptism thing, we love to swim and bathe

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u/knappastrelevant 1h ago

As someone born and raised in the Swedish bible belt, very much into the nordic iron age history, I cannot stop thinking about this, and more. Like why did they take to christianity so hard? They went from blood sacrifice and strange gods, to christianity within relative no time and then became fundamentalists for hundreds of years. And now, atheists!

Just when you think you know them, they surprise you. I think the scandies put a lot of stock into group consciousness, social structures are rigid and crucial, but not immutable.

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u/5jii 2d ago

Denmark and England are those two annoying friends that no one likes, and England decided to skip school today because his dad is hungover and someone’s gotta walk the dog

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u/eotty 2d ago

Or maybe because England was ruled by the Danish for a period of time.

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u/Marshiznit 2d ago

You forgot the biggerst region hereSƔpmi

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u/grap_grap_grap 2d ago

Change the D*nish flag to the Sovereign Military Order of Malta.

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u/NearbyEquall 2d ago

Danish flag is literally the founders though