r/OmniversePenitentiary • u/GunNNife Special Agent • May 26 '15
ESCAPE SIMULATIONS IN PROGRESS
MEMO
TO: All Penitentiary Staff, Clearance 3- B required
FROM: Special Agent Benjamin Gun
RE: Escape Simulations
Penitentiarians:
We will now be scheduling inmate escape simulations. The purpose of these simulations is to test inmate incarceration procedures to see if any need improvement.
How does this work? If you want to participate, you pick an inmate. The list is [here]. Once you have picked an inmate, make a post here indicating which inmate you would like to use in a simulation. Then, based on their incarceration procedures, figure out a way that the inmate could begin to escape. With me so far?
After that, I will respond with the Penitentiary's response. I will be basing OP's response off of the listed procedures in the inmate file, and reasonable response based on the facility, etc. We will continue in this manner--you, as the inmate, and me as OP forces--until the inmate is either recaptured or completely escapes. At that point I will write a report on the simulation and recommend whether or not a new incarceration procedure is needed.
Example: You pick [The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog]. Based on his file you decide that he develops a resistance to the knockout gas used for his cell cleaning/feeding procedures and only pretends to be knocked out; and then attacks during feeding/cleaning. I look at the file and say that guards are deployed, and the Holy Hand Grenade is fetched...and we continue in this manner until we reach a conclusion.
Note: For any inmate on probation, we can still simulate the incarceration procedures provided in the event that we do have to imprison the inmate.
SIMULATION 1: [Kool-Aid Man] and [Trevor Phillips]
- Status: ENDED; REPORT PENDING
SIMULATION 2: [Superman (Regime)]
- Status: ENDED; REPORT PENDING
SIMULATION 3: [Quan Chi]
- Status: In Progress
SIMULATION 4: [Joker (the)]
- Status: In Progress
SIMULATION 5: [Sulkaris the Fallen Sage]
- Status: In Progress
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May 27 '15
Prisoner: Quan Chi
Escape attempt: Three mage guards were killed and the spell binding quan was disturbed, He has ressurected the guards and is now preparing a attack to escape the facility
Prisoner: The Joker
Escape attempt: His guard had his helmet off and the joker used this opportunity to slip from his jacket and smash his guards face in, the other guard came in but was shot by his comrades weapon
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15
Simulation Begin: Quan Chi
The other nine master sorcerers stumble back in shock, then steady themselves and counter attack. Fireballs, energy blasts, and binding spells fly back and forth between the nine and Quan Chi and his revived minions. Shortly, one of the nine and one of Quan Chi's three mages are both felled. The sorcerers retreat outside of the cell, and a load of knockout gas pumps in!
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May 27 '15
He takes the fallen members helmet and straps it on and activates the breathing system, He raises the fallen soldier as a new member of his deathly legion
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15
The eight remaining sorcerers rally outside the room. They call in the alarm and move out to surround the cell. They start casting barrier spells all around the cell to keep the enemy contained.
Meanwhile, a primary strike team with anti-magic armor and a strike team of Master Sorcerers were forming up and grabbing equipment in a staging area, preparing to teleport and deploy...
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May 27 '15
As the anti dissipation spells were removed in order to focus the barrier spells, he teleported outside the room and began to kill sorcerers with spells and his dead mages attacked also
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15
Another mage on each side fall to magical attacks, although Quan Chi is still unharmed. The OP sorcerers fall back, in a fighting retreat. They near the exit to the small building (its only resident was Quan Chi).
The strike team is almost ready...
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May 27 '15
Quan Chi and his army of undead sorcerers attack the retreating force
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15
Suddenly, 20 figures teleport around the building as Quan Chi and his force exit. All 20 are in power armor; 15 of them ripple with anti-magic runes. The other 5 belong to very-high-ranking OP sorcerers.
The 15 guards turn their Stun Gun Level 3's on the enemy group and send the powerful stun bolts flying at the group! Meanwhile the sorcerers chant as they form a spell together...
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May 28 '15
Quan chi teleported using a portal and appeared behind them and shot at them with his green fire skulls
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 28 '15
The 15 in anti-magic armor are unharmed, the flaming skulls passing them by altogether. The sorcerers are nearly caught but just barely manage to raise a magic barrier to protect themselves. They continue their chanting as the battle continues in the open stretch of land.
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15
Simulation Begin: the Joker
The Joker let out his trademark maniacal laugh. He knocked over his food tray, which the first guard had been feeding to him, then headed out the door. He took the MA3 Assault Rifle but left the rest of the weapons.
In a security booth the common security guards watching the video surveillance sounded the yellow alert...
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May 27 '15
He began rushing out and freeing other inmates with the guards keycard
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15
The Joker manages to open up three inmate doors before a strike team of guards deploys in the corridor. What the Joker does not realize is that, as special inmates, most of them had special incarceration procedures beyond simply the cell door. For example, Mr. Freeze was in one of the unlocked rooms; he was in a cryopod.
20 guards in MJOLNIR Mark IV power Armor, gripping tranquilizer guns, deploy to the corridor. A hail of tranquiler darts heads for the Joker.
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May 27 '15
He rushes inside the room laughing, he arrived in scorpions room
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15 edited May 27 '15
Scorpion is chained to the wall with adamantium, his bonds enchanted against dis-apparition. He turns and looks at the Joker as he bursts in. So do the 4 armed guards and 1 magic user guarding Scorpion.
The Joker guns down 1 guard with the assault rifle before the other 3 clear the tranquilizer guns from their holsters. They fire at the Joker as the magic user begins a binding spell.
And from behind, the 20 guards attacking in the corridor are almost at the door to Scorpion's cell...
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May 27 '15
the magic user ended up ending his binding spell on scorpion and he teleported behind the guard, killing him
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 28 '15
[[I didn't realize the spell on the anti-dissipation spell was being constantly maintained; I thought his bindings were permanently enchanted. What's the deal--you wrote the file after all.]]
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May 26 '15
Prisoner: Superman
Escape Attempt: The wards placed on him were messed up and he has taken the opportunity to kill all the mages with a flurry of punches
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 26 '15
[You are referencing "Regime" Superman, right? I'll answer later--working right now.]
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15
The first group of sorcerers, Kal-El's special guard, were so many smears on the wall as Regime Superman punched his way out of his cell into the corridor beyond. Already sirens were blaring the red alert and doors all along the corridor were slamming down, turning the hall into a series of compartments. Still, no big obstacle for the man from Krypton...
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May 27 '15
Kal El used his Xray vision to try and find a path to the facility's universe jump drive, when he found which wall he'd have to smash through, well he did, he flew right through the walls
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15
Kal-El was quick, but Facility M was huge and he was not 100% sure what he was looking for, so his path wandered somewhat. Meanwhile, in the guard supervisor's station...
"Damnation he's fast!"
"Yes, but we have his location and his direction. Prepare traps here and here..." And their plans are made...
Superman is now running into guard squads that fire a variety of weapons a him, with little effect but slowing and distracting him.
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May 27 '15
"Kal El speed blitzed the guard squads using his fists, heat vision, freeze breath, but mainly his fists and heat vision, he kept heading for his goal*
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15
In the guard supervisor's station:
"If he keeps to this course he will be at the Universe Jump Drive in 5 minutes."
"Well then, that is where the biggest trap will be."
Meanwhile
Kal-El ran into a sorcerer's squad. They were firing all manner of spells at the Kryptonian!
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May 27 '15
Kal El dodges the majority of the spells and kills a lot of the squad before he gets thrown a bit by a wind magic spell
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15
He quickly smashes upwards into another level then races onwards, avoiding the rest of the squad of sorcerers. The magic-users gave chase, but not fast enough.
Kal-El, using his X-Ray vision, can see that the room he wants is through the next door, a giant door of metal.
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May 27 '15
Kal El walked up and tried to smash it open, which would be a easy feat for the man of steel
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15
The door is smashed off its hinges, hurled into the giant Drive Room. Kal-El strides in, taking in the giant humming Universe Drive in a glance. Now where were the controls...
As he was considering, the air shimmered. Sorcerers began appearing as if from thin air as they dropped the magical cloaking spells. Soon there were nearly a hundred of the elite M-Guard sorcerers facing Kal-El. 10 of them were maintaining a magical shield over the Drive, while the rest of them began throwing every binding spell they had at the Man of Steel...
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u/Dude111222 Chief Operator, Class Ж. May 27 '15
Prisoner: Sulkaris, The Fallen Sage
Escape Attempt: Somehow regaining her powers to alter life, Sulkaris creates Royal Larvaes, the kind that are independent of her Hive Mind, one of which manages to get into a control room, killing the guard there with poisonous fangs and releasing Sulkaris.
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15
The cell door slides open. The doorway is human sized, so Sulkaris will have some difficulty getting out. But she kneels down and begins to contort her way out. A passing pair of guards sees her and immediately radios in a warning. A yellow alert sounds, and large strong doors descend from the ceiling to block off the corridors.
Suddenly, Sulkaris' room and the surrounding halls and rooms are sprayed with sprinklers of insecticide.
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u/Dude111222 Chief Operator, Class Ж. May 27 '15
While the Fallen Sage is not effected, except maybe a few drop in her eye irritating her, the Royal Larva in the control room lasts just long enough to reopen the door, allowing her to continue. Meanwhile, a few other of the larvae, released earlier, had grown into stationary birthing Queens in secluded location, all of which has created a few hundred Gohma Larvae in total that Sulkaris had reconnected to. Guards on their way to contain her are delayed, routed or eliminated by coordinated ambushes outside of the area where the insecticides are being sprayed.
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u/GunNNife Special Agent May 27 '15
"It's a goddamned invasion!" yelled someone in the guard supervisor room.
"What are these things?!"
Reports were coming in of large, insectile creatures attacking guards. The guards were coming out the victors, but casualties were beginning to mount.
"Look here--the door to Sulkaris' cell has been open!" Well, that answered that question.
All available guard squads were sent towards Sulkaris' cell, converging from every direction; with a huge variety of weapons, armor, and magic.
And as a precaution, the guard supervisor prepared the last resort...
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u/Dude111222 Chief Operator, Class Ж. May 28 '15
Sulkaris and her surviving Gohma had rallied together away from the insecticide sprayers. She didn't know how she was going to get out, but she was sure as hell going to try. About 300 Gohma Larvae, marched around her, all following her blindly and willing to dig their claws and fangs into whoever got into their leader's way.
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u/[deleted] May 26 '15
Prisoner: Kool-Aid Man
Escape Attempt: When Kool-Aid Man is out of his cell for socializing hours, Trevor Phillips (in an adjacent block) shouts "hey Kool-Aid!" upon learning that the living drink is a fellow prisoner. Kool-Aid's power to detect whenever someone calls him forces him to jump through the nearest wall, now appearing in the same cellblock as Phillips with a shout of, "OH YEAH!"