ESCAPE SIMULATIONS IN PROGRESS

[u/GunNNife]

MEMO

TO: All Penitentiary Staff, Clearance 3- B required

FROM: Special Agent Benjamin Gun

RE: Escape Simulations

Penitentiarians:

We will now be scheduling inmate escape simulations. The purpose of these simulations is to test inmate incarceration procedures to see if any need improvement.

How does this work? If you want to participate, you pick an inmate. The list is [here]. Once you have picked an inmate, make a post here indicating which inmate you would like to use in a simulation. Then, based on their incarceration procedures, figure out a way that the inmate could begin to escape. With me so far?

After that, I will respond with the Penitentiary's response. I will be basing OP's response off of the listed procedures in the inmate file, and reasonable response based on the facility, etc. We will continue in this manner--you, as the inmate, and me as OP forces--until the inmate is either recaptured or completely escapes. At that point I will write a report on the simulation and recommend whether or not a new incarceration procedure is needed.

Example: You pick [The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog]. Based on his file you decide that he develops a resistance to the knockout gas used for his cell cleaning/feeding procedures and only pretends to be knocked out; and then attacks during feeding/cleaning. I look at the file and say that guards are deployed, and the Holy Hand Grenade is fetched...and we continue in this manner until we reach a conclusion.

Note: For any inmate on probation, we can still simulate the incarceration procedures provided in the event that we do have to imprison the inmate.

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SIMULATION 1: [Kool-Aid Man] and [Trevor Phillips]

• Status: ENDED; REPORT PENDING

SIMULATION 2: [Superman (Regime)]

• Status: ENDED; REPORT PENDING

SIMULATION 3: [Quan Chi]

• Status: In Progress

SIMULATION 4: [Joker (the)]

• Status: In Progress

SIMULATION 5: [Sulkaris the Fallen Sage]

• Status: In Progress

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Prisoner: Kool-Aid Man

Escape Attempt: When Kool-Aid Man is out of his cell for socializing hours, Trevor Phillips (in an adjacent block) shouts "hey Kool-Aid!" upon learning that the living drink is a fellow prisoner. Kool-Aid's power to detect whenever someone calls him forces him to jump through the nearest wall, now appearing in the same cellblock as Phillips with a shout of, "OH YEAH!"

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The two guards escorting Kool Aid Man are thrown back in momentary shock. A cry is heard from down the hall--"Grab the tranq gun!" Kool Aid prepares to give Trevor some juice but Trevor instead slips behind one of Kool Aid's guards and bashes him unconscious with a brutal blow to the back of the head. The other guard starts reaching for his stun gun while Trevor grabs the 1st guards, and the sound of running guards' feet are heard approaching...

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"Fuck this I'm getting out of this here!" Trevor grabs one of the guards and takes his personal weapon.

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Trevor and the 2nd guard draw the Level 1 Stun Guns on each other at the same time. Trevor ducks and dives as he fires. He hits the guard, knocking him unconscious, while diving under the return shot.

Trevor rolls to his feet and runs down the corridor. He is stopped at an electronically locked door. He looks around desperately for some way to break through.

Meanwhile, the running steps of the guards behind him are getting close!

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"Fucking pigs! Come on!" He raised the pistol at the incoming guards and started firing at them. He managed to knock out a few, but the overwhelming number of them was greater than Trevor could shoot. One moment the prisoner is firing at the guards, and the next he's face down on the ground, pain searing through his body after a guard hit him with a pacification baton.

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Meanwhile, back at Trevor's demolished cell...

Kool-Aid Man looked nervously at the ring of guards around him. They hefted batons and stun guns, but looked afraid to use them--after all, a baton might hurt a normal person, but a giant pitcher of kool-aid would probably shatter under a club's strike.

A sergeant of the guard finally bellowed, "DO YOU SURRENDER?"

Kool-Aid Man nodded and raised his hands meekly. "OH YEAH!"

BEEP BEEP, SIMULATION ENDED

[[gg, and fun!]]

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[Poor Kool-Aid Man. Didn't even want to start things, but Trevor just had to attempt something.]

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[[Heh heh heh, I'm thinking of some creative new procedures for KAM based on this simulation. You definitely found a clever weakness in his containment.]]

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[Psychological counseling to help with his compulsion would be useful.]

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Good idea, Inquisitor! These simulations sure are enlightening. I may also recommend sound dampeners for when KAM is out of his cell (so he cannot hear his trigger words) and also to move him to a cell that is isolated so that no other inmate comes within earshot. Well, report pending...