r/PhilosophyMemes 3d ago

Virtue ethics, consequentialism, and deontology walk into a trolley problem...

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u/Harseer 3d ago

This sub is making me think that philosophy makes people dumber

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u/No-Training-48 Rationalist 3d ago

Social media just may

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u/Zestyclose_Ad834 2d ago

It's as I've always said philosophy is smart philosophers are dumb usually in the way that only smart people can be

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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi 2d ago

Genuine engagement with philosophy makes you smarter, but the internet and social media makes you dumber. And as we can see here, the latter is winning.

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u/PlaneCrashNap 3d ago

I like how 60% of philosophy memes are just misunderstanding philosophy. Can't even be sure it's intentional so it doesn't even work as a joke.

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u/Flashy-Read-9417 2d ago

It was intentional, lol. I basically just took (bad) takes from this sub, put them in a blender, and spit it out on a commonly used meme template. 🤣 If your takeaway is, 'No one on this sub reads/understands philosophy' (which in itself has become a meme...) then the post has done its job.

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u/AuroraAustralis0 3d ago

is that fucking anne frank

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u/MeanShween 3d ago

I believe it's referencing a thought experiment critiquing Kant where a deontologist would give up jews to the nazis because they have a duty not to lie about the jews hiding under their floorboards. Thus Anne Frank is sad. Deep cut.

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u/Independent-Wafer-13 2d ago

Deontology is just autistic ethics

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u/Street_Exercise_4844 3d ago

When I was younger I would mix her up with Ayn Rand (they kinda look similar, both names start with A)

Im guessing OP is equally as dumb as me

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u/1GenericName2 3d ago

I'm pretty sure it's the "Jews under the floor boards" thought experiment in favor of lying

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u/Street_Exercise_4844 2d ago

That makes more sense

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u/Bexcz 2d ago

Would you believe me if I told you they're under mine?

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u/PM_ME_MEW2_CUMSHOTS Absurdist 2d ago

Everyone is actually under my floorboards in a chamber where I do a shadow puppet show for you all.

You're welcome.

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u/Bexcz 2d ago

"Plato's Cave" moment

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u/scorchingbeats 3d ago

bruh what the fuck

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u/Street_Exercise_4844 2d ago

Im very dumb, I admit

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u/Automatic-Month7491 2d ago

It's ok, we all have these pairings. I mix up Bill Murray and Tom Hanks.

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 2d ago

She was probably a virgin, actually.

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u/baordog 3d ago

I’m pretty sure almost nobody on this sub reads philosophy. Every other post is free will or atheism stuff.

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u/tat_tvam_asshole 3d ago

or how the bussy flu man is something to aspire to

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u/TheChunkMaster 3d ago

Every other post is free will or atheism stuff

So basically this guy but not as cool:

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u/Vyctorill 3d ago

A lot of philosophical writings are basically just the equivalent of social media rants.

Like, 99% of what Nietzsche writes is just him bitching about how people don’t choose their own system of values.

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u/Many_Froyo6223 She critique on my reason till it's pure 3d ago

I've never seen a mf 'rant' on social media about the transcendental time determinations of the categories that ground experience or the Spinozan concept of transindividuality or object-oriented logic or basically any interesting philosophical topic ever.

"A lot of philosophical writings are basically just the equivalent of social media rants" might be the absolute worst take i've seen on this sub so far and that's huge

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u/Dictorclef Hyper-structuralist 2d ago

I've never seen a mf 'rant' on social media about the transcendental time determinations of the categories that ground experience or the Spinozan concept of transindividuality or object-oriented logic or basically any interesting philosophical topic ever.

Well you're on the wrong type of social media then.

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u/-tehnik neo-gnostic rationalist with lefty characteristics 3d ago

schizo

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u/FarmerTwink 3d ago

Begging anti-consequentialists to learn the difference between something being good and something being less bad

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u/Fancy_Chips Absurdist 2d ago

Huh? Morals? Im just gonna kill Peterson for the memes.

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u/Kafkaesque_meme Existentialist 2d ago

Start every hypothetical with, you had done a series of bad mistakes and …

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u/fakeunleet 2d ago

Instructions unclear. I somehow ended up on the organ transplantation committee at a hospital with a lot of people jogging down our street every morning.

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u/PM_ME_MEW2_CUMSHOTS Absurdist 2d ago edited 1d ago

Deontologists don't want you to know this but the organs of joggers are free. You can just take as many of them as you need if you don't get caught.

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u/AlexMiDerGrosse 2d ago

A Consequentialist's 'moral' form of slavery.

So the point here is that the issue with consequentialism is... it's consequences?

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u/GRIM106 2d ago

Jordan Peterson has done more harm to the debate between atheists and theists than almost any other person I think. At least in the modern era.

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u/Viliam_the_Vurst 2d ago edited 2d ago

Chrysippos of soloi would exclaim his displeasure with the misrepresentation of stoicism by that psychology prof before pushing the lever towards that ones demise, after all people are drenched in hot air emitted from the mangled body of peterson he‘d turn to anne consoling her by whispering „me too“

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u/INtoCT2015 Pragmatist 2d ago

I cannot decide if the idea of Anne Frank being a philosopher is more funny or impossibly depressing

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u/Any-Permission5974 2d ago

KILL THE TOP ONE! RUN OVER HIM ENOUGH TIMES TO MAKE SURE HE'S DEAD

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u/FixGMaul 2d ago

Jordan Peterson wouldn't protect persecuted jews during the holocaust is all I took from that answer.

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u/Vyctorill 3d ago

I’m flipping a coin between Ayn Rand and the other dude. I’m not exactly a trained judge or the grand arbiter of morality, so I’d just choose randomly and hope for the best.

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u/ElisabetSobeck 2d ago

Kill the fascist who made up their own religion. Done

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

All thought experiments are stupid.