r/RomanceBooks 1d ago

Book Request A Cinderella-esque story, but instead of the Prince looking for the foot that fits the shoe she’s trying to find that perfect cock she encountered at a gloryhole?

An unhinged request, but I know you folks are good for it.

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u/midlifecrackers lives for touch-starved heroes 1d ago

Jesus Christ, I was eating when I scrolled past this and choked on my food. I love all you horny weirdos so much

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u/FunkisHen Part of the Cliterati 1d ago

That we're all horny weirdos of different flavours are why I love this sub so much, lol.

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u/rollthembones 1d ago

{forget your morals by Sarah blue} not exactly this but close. Also hilariously there is one sex scene so complex the author includes a QR code that takes you to an illustration. 

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u/geminiseas0n 1d ago

Downloads- skips to QR code.

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u/rollthembones 1d ago

The words in the book are good too. In fact I remember thinking 'there is no reason this smut needs to be this well written'

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u/geminiseas0n 1d ago

Fair. Will go back and read. 😝

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u/Kumirkohr 1d ago

With CNC? How did I get so lucky?

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u/rollthembones 1d ago

You asked. You made your own luck!

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u/cbg1203 Clinch Cover Lover 1d ago

I feel like a good bit of us just downloaded this book 😂

Edit: typo

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u/Purple4199 *Sigh**Ignores TBR pile to read the book just mentioned* 1d ago

Can this be read as a stand alone?

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u/deaspz 1d ago

Yes!

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u/Purple4199 *Sigh**Ignores TBR pile to read the book just mentioned* 1d ago

Excellent, thanks!

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u/rollthembones 1d ago

Yes, I haven't read the first book. But I see the third book was recently released so I may get that.

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u/midlifecrackers lives for touch-starved heroes 1d ago

🤣

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u/Kumirkohr 1d ago

Exactly the sort of thing I’m looking for!

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u/VitisIdaea Her heart dashed and halted like an indecisive squirrel 1d ago

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u/commentreader12345 1d ago

Take my upvote and my money when you publish this book.

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u/VitisIdaea Her heart dashed and halted like an indecisive squirrel 1d ago

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u/thatgoosegirlie 1d ago

I love this 🫣🤭

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u/VitisIdaea Her heart dashed and halted like an indecisive squirrel 1d ago

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u/Kumirkohr 1d ago

Exactly the sort of thing I’m looking for!

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u/KindleFullOfKinks 1d ago

Okay I never knew I needed this but now I need this.

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u/VitisIdaea Her heart dashed and halted like an indecisive squirrel 1d ago

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u/DiscombobulatedWar81 You had me at “thusly” 1d ago

I need it!

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u/VitisIdaea Her heart dashed and halted like an indecisive squirrel 1d ago

This is a reader focused subreddit - No self promotion, surveys, writing research or writer focused discussion.

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u/VitisIdaea Her heart dashed and halted like an indecisive squirrel 1d ago

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u/TheMiceWillGetPerms Where's my smoking, sassy, duocorn butler? 1d ago

Okay, what if instead of finding the perfect cock based on a glory hole, she’s searching for her scent matches based on a male thong that hit her in the face?

It’s RH and omegaverse. FMC is at a strip club for her bachelorette party and they are seeing these really famous dancers (think Magic Mike). In the finale, one of the strippers pulls off his thong and tosses it into the crowd. It smacks FMC right in the face and she realizes they are scent matches. The MMCs are touring, so she and her friend follow their shows around the country hoping to get their attention (and get her onstage for a lap dance) so that they can sniff her too.

{Embers and Effigies by Mila Sin}

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u/DiscombobulatedWar81 You had me at “thusly” 1d ago

sigh adds to tbr God I love this sub

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u/Dandelient 1d ago

So true!! Adds another to the ever increasing tbr

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u/Purple4199 *Sigh**Ignores TBR pile to read the book just mentioned* 1d ago

I'm in! Added to my TBR.

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u/dusk-romance 1d ago

{Five Brothers by Penelope Douglas} the contemporary romance version of what you are looking for. Literally, it's the Cinderella fairytale switcheroo where the FMC goest thought the Jaeger male family population to find the mystery cock that dicked her so good one dark rainy night.

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u/CartographerNo1759 if villain bad, why hot 18h ago

Cackling at your description but adding immediately to my TBR!

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u/Loves_grumps Religiously finishes books. 1d ago

Lolol I love this sub ⛺️

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u/strippersandcocaine 1d ago

I absolutely love how unique some of these requests are. Maybe not always my jam, but someone always comes thru for our friends!

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u/DumpiestTruck Darcy? Sorry. Darcy? Sorry. 1d ago

Y’all are so funny wtf 😭😭

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u/GrapefruitFriendly70 "Romance at short notice was her specialty." 1d ago

{Mistaken Identity by Donna Jay} (F/F, CR, KU, 4½⭐️)
Overview: Kelly, a barista, goes to her girlfriend Paula's house for her birthday party. The party is dying down, so they arrange to meet for a quickie. Kelly goes to Paula's bedroom and finds a woman waiting on the bed; they have sex in the dark. She leaves the room to find Paula outside in the hallway. Kelly is horrified - she's unintentionally cheated on Paula, but she's not sure who with. She makes an excuse and leaves the party. Kelly breaks up with Paula after Paula kink shames her, but she needs to find the mystery woman and apologize; she didn't obtain verbal consent.
Content Warning: cheating(unintentional, Kelly), dubious consent
Representation: Kelly is a femme white cis lesbian. Her love interest is a femme white cis bi woman.
Like: The premise is genuinely novel, the characters have great chemistry, and there's a lot of funny dialogue.
Steam: medium, BDSM
Perspective: third person, Kelly
Tropes: barista, ex trouble, mistaken identity, praise kink(light)

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u/Kumirkohr 1d ago

And F/F‽ Christmas came early!

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u/shea_eina 1d ago

OH MY GOD WHAT A WONDERFUL POST TO WAKE UP TO. bless you OP!

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u/mooseymoosey 1d ago

I was starting to read the title, and I wasn’t sure where it was going. I knew to expect the unexpected, but I still wasn’t expecting that 😂

Also ⛺️

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u/sugarnovarex 1d ago

Glory hole you say?!

{{Release by Suzanne Clay}}

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u/Efficient_Plum6059 1d ago

Man, the "deserted roadside glory hole that is also safe and very clean" part of this was so unfathomable to me that it soured me on the whole book 🙈

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u/sugarnovarex 1d ago

We all have our “this totally took me out” moments. 😅 when I read it in my mind it was more like office fantasy then smutty office romance. 😂

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u/Dandelient 1d ago

I've read this and couldn't remember the name but thought of it first thing! Thank goodness there are people with better memories :D It was a GREAT read!

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u/Kumirkohr 1d ago

Aside from the age gap, this sounds perfect!

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u/redandbluewhale “Inserts himself? Inserts himself where?” 1d ago

I’ve read this book and in my personal opinion, this book is SURPRISINGLY WHOLESOME. Like, I was SO (pleasantly) surprised. I went in expecting it to be some kind of PWP, but… it actually wasn’t?

And it definitely helped that the CEO wasn’t an alphahole. He was THE OPPOSITE of what you expect from a CEO character in romance.

The FMC’s character development was also done really well.

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u/80020Rockhound 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 hoping someone comes through for you!

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u/Outside-Number4055 1d ago

I love this unhinged request. I’m sure that book exists. Camping to find out ⛺️

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u/whatinpaperclipchaos Abducted by aliens – don’t save me 1d ago

Unhinged’s always the best 😂

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u/kweencamelia "enemies" to lovers 1d ago

I LOVE THE CREATIVITY OF THIS SUB 😭✊🏽

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u/oooh_biscuit She was into S&M and Bible studies 1d ago

So, I didn't really think this was for me, but I LOVE reading through all the horny threads, and then I realized I already had several books marked TBR in Romance.io 🤣

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u/RhubarbGoldberg 1d ago

There is definitely at least one dramione fanfic like this, but I've never come across it in a published romance novel. I'm wracking my mind to think of any erotica series that may include anything similar and I'm blanking.

(in case anyone wants the fanfic recs, here they are):

If The Shoe Fits (literally glory hole cindarella, I'm low key thinking maybe you read this and now are looking for books that match because it's the exact exact fit you're seeking!)

https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/153628681?show_comments=true&view_adult=true&view_full_work=false#comments

Down The Rabbit Hole - not literally Cinderella, but glory hole and similar enough! https://archiveofourown.org/works/28831290/chapters/70716021

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u/Kumirkohr 1d ago

Nothing against fanfic, but I’m not touching Dramamine

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u/RhubarbGoldberg 1d ago

Hahahah, fair enough!! I haven't read any personally in months because I'm too mad at JKR to even enjoy free fan made work, but there's definitely a large body of published smut and all kinds of erotica in the HP fandom world for those who do enjoy.

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u/xil_a 22h ago

I love this subreddit so much

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