r/SalsaSnobs • u/Shark_Attack-A • Jul 24 '25
Info When you run out of salsa so you improvise
Ingredients: one jalapeño Instructions: bite the jalapeño 🤣
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u/Jl-007 Jul 24 '25
I love eating jalapeño’s this way. Shoot, I’ll do this with a hot dog. 🌭 Bite one, bite the other. 🤤
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u/pcurepair Insane Hot Jul 24 '25
I do this all the time, I like to slightly toast the jalapeno
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u/Shark_Attack-A Jul 24 '25
Same but had a meeting and no time to do nothing but grab a fresh jalapeño
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u/Tacticusaurus-Rex Jul 24 '25
Make it by the gallon and ya don't run out
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u/Shark_Attack-A Jul 24 '25
Honestly idk what it is but I can’t do that 🤣 I make salsa almost everyday.. something about fresh made salsa hits different
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u/ageekyninja Jul 24 '25
Chop it up you psycho 😭
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u/Shark_Attack-A Jul 24 '25
That’s not how the experts do it
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u/kanyeguisada Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25
Throw it in a blender with some garlic powder and lemon pepper (maybe even a clove of garlic and/or a little fresh onion) and drizzle in some oil to make it emulsify and turn creamy.
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u/halandrs Jul 24 '25
r/onionlovers would like to have a chat
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u/Shark_Attack-A Jul 24 '25
No thanks, their mouth stankssss
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u/goldfool Jul 25 '25
Wait if you had carmalized onions and packed it into the pepper?
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u/Shark_Attack-A Jul 25 '25
I wouldn’t 🤣… burrito already had some caramelizad onions… probably not enough for onion lovers but defiantly enough that you can taste it
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u/Any-Ordinary-9671 Jul 24 '25
I've been eating tacos and burritos my whole life that way. Hasn't killed me yet. I put 18 hot chilis in my chile verde.
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u/READMYSHIT Jul 24 '25
Whatever way this photo is taken it's as if you're eating this while sitting on the toilet. The circle of life.
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u/Fragrant-Airport1309 Jul 24 '25
I had some leftover grilled jalapeños from a batch the other night and I’ve just been slicing it up and tossing it on whatever I’m eating. So good
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u/Heavy_metalloids Jul 25 '25
My parents used to do this with serranos. Bit of salt on the side to dab it in.
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u/woodypulp Jul 25 '25
I can't remember if I've done this, but I'm looking and it's hard to imagine I haven't.
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u/LeMayo239 Jul 25 '25
I need that burrito recipe!! lol My grandma used to make them for me when I was little but she no longer remembers.
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u/capt_awsm Jul 25 '25
Boiled jalepeños cooled and mostly drained of water + small amount of vegetable oil + salt + blender makes a pretty good topping for tacos/burritos. Don't know if I'd call it a "salsa" since I wouldn't want to just sit and eat it on chips.
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u/PopularAppeal5561 Jul 26 '25
that burrito looks good af, wheres it from/whats in it?
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u/Shark_Attack-A Jul 26 '25
Picadillo, rice, and thin layer of fried beans.. and from my house I had left overs so I made it a burrito
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u/Past-Product-1100 Jul 26 '25
Take that pico toss it in a processor blender whatever add that jalapeno and bam salsa
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u/BobloblawTx89 Jul 26 '25
I pickup up this habit from a buddy in New Mexico some years ago. Fresh garden jalapeño, just crunch on em with your meal. Of course they’re always a gamble but I love em still.
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u/d4wtvr Jul 26 '25
Yeah I eat tacos like this, it’s great
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u/Shark_Attack-A Jul 26 '25
For me it’s last resort and only because I think the bite is too fresh.. but toreados 🔥 I’ll eat all day on my tacos
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u/kestrel413 Jul 24 '25
She eats chile de arbol in her sleep. I'm swearing my face off on fire and she and her mom just laugh at me. I thought she was just bragging until I had her mom's cooking. It's the same. Funny thing is her surrounding family doesn't like it as hot. But they can still take it.
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u/kestrel413 Jul 24 '25
She eats chile de arbol in her sleep. I'm swearing my face off on fire and she and her mom just laugh at me. I thought she was just bragging until I had her mom's cooking. It's the same. Funny thing is her surrounding family doesn't like it as hot. But they can still take it.
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u/Few-Art8098 Jul 24 '25
OMG I would shit fire 🔥 🔥 for days if I ate a jalapeño like that… I might go cry now lol
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u/Shark_Attack-A Jul 24 '25
Funny story, I was visiting family in Houston, and we went to a Mexican restaurant and they had toasted habaneros, so they bring them out and I grab one and told them it was spicy.. a white girl goes im from Louisiana and we eat spicy so she bites it all and within seconds the girl was very red and sweating nonstop I swear I thought she was going to pass out!!! Anyways jalapeños tickle but are not spicy but then again my mom said I started eating chile even before I could speak… also not uncommon for Mexicans to eat fresh chilies
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u/Few-Art8098 Jul 25 '25
Haha no I get it… my digestive tract would literally reject it if I took a bite like that lol … maybe when I was in my 20s… but now???
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u/Cuzeex Jul 24 '25
Couldn'y you just make more salsa from that and few other ingredients?
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u/40mgmelatonindeep Jul 24 '25
Yeah put chili in mouth, bite, put burrito in mouth, bite ???? Salsa!
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u/Shark_Attack-A Jul 24 '25
Assuming I had other ingredients and TIME plus I enjoy a fresh jalapeño from now and then
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u/junkmail0178 Jul 24 '25
A chile is the next best thing