r/SalsaSnobs 1d ago

Homemade Guacamole

100% Mexican recipe. Chop one onion, three tomatoes and 5 serrano peppers, add two ripe avocados and smash them, then mix in cilantro, salt and the juice of two lemons. Enjoy!

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u/totallymypizza 20h ago

Mash the avocado first and then stir in the onion/tomato so that these don't get mushed in the process. ( it does look like you were able to avoid these happening though )

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u/Yellow_Curry 1d ago

lol 100% Mexican. Chops vegetables huge, doesn’t use a molcajete. Smdh

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u/acarron Insane Hot 22h ago

And lemons.

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u/cuchicuchita 18h ago

Not everything in Mexico is molcajetes and sombreros 😂

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u/Yellow_Curry 13h ago

Bro you put lemons in your guac. You might as well listen to The NY Times and put peas in next.

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u/cuchicuchita 13h ago

Lemon prevents the avocado from turning black, and it's also delicious.

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u/Yellow_Curry 13h ago

But that’s what the limes are for and are the traditional citrus.

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u/silentblue42 1d ago

Sir, where is the salt and pepper?

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u/cuchicuchita 1d ago

It doesn't have pepper, the salt is just mixed up there having fun.

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u/MagazineDelicious151 23h ago

Looks fantastic!

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u/tardigrsde Dried Chiles 1d ago

personally, I'm a guac "purist".

Just avocado, salt, lime juice. Avocado mashed until slightly lumpy. Eso es todo!

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u/Atlanticlantern 21h ago

No peppers? No garlic? No onion?

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u/tardigrsde Dried Chiles 18h ago

No, nah and nope.

I like guac how I like it.i don't sneer at overly complicated guac salads, if you like it, you do you.

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u/Yellow_Curry 1d ago

That’s not guacamole that’s just mashed avocado.

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u/tardigrsde Dried Chiles 18h ago

Maybe so, but that's how I like it

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u/Yellow_Curry 13h ago

Never said it was bad. Just saying it’s not guac so there is no such thing as being a purist. If you were a purist you’d use avocado, onion, cilantro, jalepeno, cilantro, lime. The absolute basics.

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u/NatureLivid 20h ago

it’s how abuelas make it!! source: i am very white and have no one in my life i refer to as abuela

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u/IClosetheDealz 16h ago

Pretty common in real Mexican cuisine where it is often used as a condiment. Usually heavily salted as well. Often combined with salsa Mexicana on whatever it is being eaten on.

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u/neecho235 1h ago

I'm the same but I use garlic salt. So good. Anyone who claims it isn't" real guacamole" can sit and spin for all I care. I learned to make it this way when i worked as a cook at a Mexican restaurant. We went through a full case of avocado every day.

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u/lilsasuke4 10h ago

Just call it guaca de gallo

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u/Low_Occasion8441 8h ago

I too like lemon in my guac!

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u/obscureusername287 15h ago

Bro my mouth is watering

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u/cuchicuchita 14h ago

Nice! come for a taquito 🌮

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u/BadaBing318 16h ago

Waaaaayyyy too much cilantro.

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u/rushmc1 Insane Hot 1d ago

Wouldn't eat it, but then, I'm a guac snob.

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u/Learntobelucid 17h ago

Way too much cilantro imo

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u/cuchicuchita 14h ago

I love it, but it gets lost among so many avocados.

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u/Helpful_Corn- 20h ago

Five serranos for only two avocados?! Talk about mouth on fire. At that point why don't you just eat the peppers by themselves?

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u/cuchicuchita 14h ago

Yeahhh, It wasn't even spicy

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u/EggsceIlent 1d ago

For me guac has rules, like chilli.

No beans for chilli.

No tomatoes for guac.

You can however put salsa on TOP of guac, just not IN it. Like on a guac toastada - tostada,.guac, lettuce, maybe a slice of tomato, and then some red sauce or taco sauce or salsa and some cheese.

When you put tomato IN guac as part of the recipe, you ruin it. Period.

Fight me.

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u/GreatBigHomie 1d ago

I'll back that. A very very unnecessary ingredient.

Not the beans though. Give me hella beans in my chili.

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u/EggsceIlent 1d ago

I can go both ways on the chill with very specific beans.

So for the most part I'm just about flavor and good chilli meat.

The tomatos and guac is non negotiable tho 🤣

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u/noronto 1d ago

I always used a little bit of tomatoes for my guacamole until the day I didn’t have tomatoes, that and every subsequent guacamole has been better than any version I made with tomatoes. You can like putting tomatoes in your guacamole, you’d be wrong, but you can still like it.

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u/EggsceIlent 1d ago

To me I like tomato's or pico on my guac, like if I'm eating a fajita of course there's gonna be pico and hot sauce and guac etc in there.

Just not in the guac when it's made. It just ruins it, makes it runny, makes it spoil quick, mealy, and just changes it to something else yanno?

So like they can be friends, but not date.