r/ShitAmericansSay 9d ago

Europe ‘Europeans’ ‘Country’

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/Termiborg Hungol 9d ago

Pretty sure that's a trap tho...

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u/healingfloraspell 9d ago

Yeah, its a blatant ragebait lmao

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u/Freak_Among_Men_II I dislike US cultural & political hegemony in the western world 9d ago

Unserious conspiracy theory: OP is an American trying to slander the reputation of Europeans

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u/bkend_31 8d ago

Highly effective ragebait too

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u/AreASadHole4ever Halton ,Ontario, Canada + Kazakhstan + Kirghizstan 8d ago

Not anymore

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u/Xibalba_Ogme France should apologize for the US 9d ago

If it looks like a trap, speaks like a trap...

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u/WastingMyLifeToday 9d ago

It's a dude?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/spiteful-vengeance 9d ago

You're giving them the credit of knowing Europe isn't a country.

They might. But the thing with people in the US is that there's also a really good chance that they don't.

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u/x4rb1t 8d ago

Well, for a country that calls themselves America and Americans .. what do you expect.

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u/TumblT-T 8d ago

u gotta realize saying europe is a country is a common rage bait tactic op fell for it not my fault

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u/thirdegree 8d ago

Mate if you can't recognize this as the most obvious bait that has ever existed, you're kinda adding data to support it.

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u/MagnificoReattore 9d ago

Trolling is a art

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u/Termiborg Hungol 9d ago

Classic

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u/Sad-Pop6649 9d ago

And it worked. Kudos OOP.

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u/Potato_Poul Danish, isn't that a cake? 9d ago

Well as they said in the comment, it is ragebait

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u/norrin83 🇦🇹 9d ago

And the upvotes on this post are proof his comment is correct.

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u/ViolettaHunter 9d ago

"His". That's clearly a female use.

This sub is always good for some r/maledefaultism

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u/norrin83 🇦🇹 9d ago

You're not wrong with the male defaultism, but "clearly a female user" kind of is defaultism as well.

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u/Individual-Drawer134 ooo custom flair!! 8d ago

I would also forget to say "their" because my native language uses generic masculinum.

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u/x_asperger 9d ago

If the assumption is that dumb=man, I'm ok with that as a cis man 😅

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u/Duck_mypitifullife 8d ago

Soy.

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u/Pogue_Mahone_ 🇳🇱 Ohne die USA würden wir alle Deutsch sprechen 8d ago

Very good! Know any more Spanish?

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u/Jonnescout 9d ago

Mate… That’s the most obvious bate possible, literally said it… Bw better than this mate. There is plenty of USAlian stupidity to find…

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u/Drunk_Lemon Foolish American 9d ago

Hell, we elect those of us who are the best of the best at being stupid.

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u/Impressive_Sock1296 i obviously eat haggis for breakfast 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 9d ago

USAlien? Stealing that.

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u/Simple-Cheek-4864 9d ago

You have been successfully rage baited

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u/Difficult_Letter_842 9d ago

shiteuropeansfallfor

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u/Im-not-french-reddit 9d ago

Honestly I wouldn't mind having a sub like that

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u/Hyster1calAndUseless 9d ago edited 9d ago

So many people on this subreddit actually fail at telling if the person is making a joke, or if their target is even American.

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u/GAPIntoTheGame 9d ago

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you just proved their point.

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u/ward2k 9d ago

God this sub is brain-dead sometimes

He openly said he was going to do it, did it, and you still fell for it

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u/Beanslab 9d ago

What is up with the surge of "rage baiting" in last couple years. I know some people post controversial tweets for engagement etc

But what do people actually get out of rage baiting in comments? Where is the satisfaction in people saying stuff you knew they were gonna say? I know its for a reaction but honestly it's dumb as hell

Are people actually proud of themselves after it or something I just don't get it

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u/jsg1764 9d ago

It's not a new thing. It was just called "trolling" before.

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u/Beanslab 9d ago

I know, I asked what was with the massive surge of it because it seems a lot worse than trolling was.

People just randomly rage baiting to start political and social wars in comments and replies

Twitter is an absolute cesspool of it, stopped using it because 9 posts out of 10 are just engagement baits

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u/faerakhasa 9d ago

I know, I asked what was with the massive surge of it because it seems a lot worse than trolling was.

It isn't. The problem is not the rise in trolling, it's the truly frightening fall in literacy. So more and more people every year read something like OP and react to it seriously, because they are unable do differentiate between an actual opinion, sarcasm or just plain trolling.

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u/TumblT-T 8d ago

couldn’t have said it better

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u/pinniped90 Ben Franklin invented pizza. 9d ago

I was reading one of the Twitter satire accounts when it briefly broke character to talk about who's easiest to troll.

One side was the expected - trolling the maga crowd is like shooting fish in a barrel. But the other easy group to troll was the people who have made hating maga a big part of their identity. In some cases really educated people would take pretty obvious bait if it fit their narrative.

We get a lot of that here on this sub.

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u/scruffyrosalie 🦘🇦🇺 9d ago

It's purely for engagement to get more sponsors and advertisers.

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u/Beanslab 9d ago

Yeah like I say I know some people make posts which can actually earn them money, but comments do nothing. There is no point ragebaiting in a comment unless you are actually that bored and self loathing

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u/Someone_Existing_1 🇦🇺Commonwealth🇬🇧 9d ago

Mate… you’re not exact helping

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u/MegaPint549 9d ago

Got us twice 

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u/TumblT-T 8d ago edited 8d ago

LMAOO YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN HAHAHAHAH man u really making my day thank you for that. All kind hearted don’t take it personally

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u/Kriss3d Tuberous eloquent (that's potato speaker for you muricans) 9d ago

Haha This doesnt actually fit here but rather in r/HolUp

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u/Intelligent-Phrase31 9d ago

Isn’t being allowed to react disproportionately to rage bait on their bill of rights?

Oh no wait that the 2nd amendment.

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u/kakucko101 Czechia 9d ago

claim your “fell for it” award here: 🏅🏅🏅

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u/ehhish 9d ago

Yep, double puntendre there

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u/scruffyrosalie 🦘🇦🇺 9d ago

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u/Latter-Lettuce-3367 8d ago

I was looking for this comment but then I saw you wrote it with only two "o"-s 😔 Got my upvote tho 👍

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u/scruffyrosalie 🦘🇦🇺 8d ago

How many is it supposed to have?

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u/Latter-Lettuce-3367 8d ago

Four like "r/woooosh". That is the oldest sub with the most members so most people consider it the original. There is even a r/wooooshwith4os to write for people who spell it wrong but I don't really care.

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u/scruffyrosalie 🦘🇦🇺 7d ago

Thanks!

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u/FuckItImVanilla 9d ago

In a way… it worked on you, OP.

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u/CommercialYam53 A German 🇩🇪 9d ago

No we don’t wat is a joke could someone explain

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u/Resident_Expert27 8d ago

It’s the stuff in the middle of an egg

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u/TF2_demomann 9d ago

You proved his point 💔

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u/alexplayz227 Get Me Out Of This Hell Hole Known As America 9d ago

This is the equivalent of someone pointing out a bear trap and then stepping on it a few minutes later. Very clear ragebait.

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u/AddictedToMosh161 9d ago

My hot take is, that Germans are seen as unfunny by Americans cause Germans always assume the Americans are stupid enough to ask those questions in ernest.

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u/Evan_Cary 8d ago

That was the joke...

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u/Gysburne 9d ago

We just have to look over the sea, inbetween Canada and Mexico is a huge joke.

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u/RedSandman More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 9d ago

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u/CereBRO12121 9d ago

Despite all the comments, how should one be 100% sure this is rage bait? I am sure I am not the only one who knows at least one person who is this dumb.

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u/Absolutely-Epic 9d ago

literally said they were gonna bait and then baited lmao

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u/billy66brown 9d ago

You can be 100% verify that it's a joke if you're a person with eyes and a brain and it's not your first day on earth.

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u/CereBRO12121 9d ago

I am honestly so jealous of you not having experience the levels of dumb people I have. Best I recently had was someone from the states asking me if we had lots of sand in Germany because we are so close to Egypt.

I would have not put it beyond her to believe Germany a city/state of the country of Europe.

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u/Spamton_Gaming_1997 9d ago

If that was intentional ragebait that was actually masterful

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u/TumblT-T 8d ago

it wasn’t op took my joke too seriously

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u/Bojacketamine 9d ago

Although this is obvious rage bait. Rage bait is fucking stupid. There are plenty of people that legitimately hold your dumb rage bait opinion, how am I supposed to know if you're being for real or not. Just a waste of time and space.

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u/UnityJusticeFreedom Baden-Württemberg 🇩🇪 9d ago

You sadly made them state a factual statement

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u/CharmingMeringue Happy Europoor 9d ago

I'm a European and I am enraged by this.

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u/RedNas2015 🇳🇱 9d ago

Do USians not know what a continent is?

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u/intherosylight 8d ago

I’m gonna hold your hand when I tell you this…

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u/TfDidIJustWatch 8d ago

fell for the bait

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u/Davi_19 Italy 7d ago

Well… the bait worked ig

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u/HumbleHalberdier 9d ago

Plot twist: OP is an American

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u/alles-europa 9d ago

“Joke’s on you, I was just pretending to be ret*****!”

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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 9d ago

That’s a joke.

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u/auntie_eggma 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 9d ago

I love when people admit they think it's fun to make people angry on purpose.

It makes it easier to never interact with them again. Pathetic fucking thing to enjoy doing.

Edit: It's like shitting your pants so other people will be disgusted by the smell.

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u/ProfCupcake Gold-Medal Olympic-Tier Mental Gymnast 9d ago

I'm gonna shit your pants instead

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u/auntie_eggma 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 9d ago

Not if I shit them first.

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u/ProfCupcake Gold-Medal Olympic-Tier Mental Gymnast 9d ago

Two can play at that game

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u/auntie_eggma 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 9d ago

Not with these pants. Strictly single-use.

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u/ProfCupcake Gold-Medal Olympic-Tier Mental Gymnast 9d ago

Alas, I am defeated.

I'll get you next time...

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u/auntie_eggma 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 9d ago

Can't shit in my pants if I never wear pants again!

Checkmate, Pantshitter!

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u/TumblT-T 8d ago

bro took the joke seriously it’s his fault honestly blame him XD

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u/sune_balle 9d ago

You just got rage baited

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u/NicSte_ Austria 🇦🇹 9d ago

You fell for it

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u/Phobos_Nyx Pretentious snob stealing US tax money 9d ago

That's actually funny and your post just proves their point.

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u/Jills89 9d ago

GOT HIM!

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u/RiddleMasterRBLX 🇺🇦 Never said "thank you" in my entire life 9d ago

its ragebait

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u/myrianreadit 9d ago

It's weird how whenever we laugh at someone they assume we're angry. Almost like its a cope because that'd be easier in their ego

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u/Blumenkohl126 Brandenburg 🇪🇺🇩🇪 9d ago

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u/Wavecrest667 9d ago

They even tell you it's bait, lol.

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u/HopeSubstantial 9d ago

You literally fell for it and just proofed his point :D

Congraz for being one of the idiots this guy jokes about.

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u/TTV_Pinguting Communist Scandinavian 9d ago

i think you got rage baited

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u/WerdinDruid 🇨🇿 Czech Republican 9d ago

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u/Aurelizian German 9d ago

They got you. I mean come on.

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u/YetAnotherBart 9d ago

Looks like you fell for the rage bait once again.

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u/Stacys_Brother 9d ago

sighs and shakes head….

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u/Jallen9108 9d ago

You got baited, but it’s kind of ironic how all you have to do is mention that the US isn’t the best place in the world, and they’ll come out of the woodwork with five paragraphs of bullshit, angrier than me mum when I came home at 5am pissed, and woke her up telling the dog about my plan for world domination.

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u/bozzyyy03 9d ago

They’ve had you here mate can’t lie…hook line and sinker

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u/dohtje 9d ago

Mirror mirror on the wall...

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u/oeboer 🇩🇰 9d ago

Pro køz Amerikø pytob mapyn en restoracø? Dasob, kel menøløk byl in anglikø!

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u/Wooden-Computer1475 9d ago

You are proving his point lol

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u/Responsible-Week-284 9d ago

I can see that it worked

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u/Stregen Americans hate him 🇩🇰🇩🇰 9d ago

Lil bro got baited

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u/rayna_ives 9d ago

Congrats OP, you fell for it 😂

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u/Fondacey 9d ago

And Europe is not even as big a country as Africa is.

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u/DittoGTI Alroight lads? 9d ago

This is such obvious ragebait that it even says ragebait in it

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u/Melodic_Slip_3307 9d ago

United States of America, what a continent of people

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u/antrosasa 9d ago

Bro... You fell for the easiest ragebait to spot ever.

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u/catthex 9d ago

He's literally sayings it's bait you absolute can of ravioli

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u/Baked-Potato4 9d ago

you just got rage baited

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u/halucinnatee 9d ago

I see what they did...

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u/GlitteringBandicoot2 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 9d ago

Man, you fell for it hook, line and sinker, huh?
Shit, he even telegraphed it!

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u/Aroldhinio00 9d ago

you’re making them look like the smart ones here

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u/Paylucon 9d ago

That’s pretty good actually!

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u/Sephbruh 🇬🇷 Hellenas 9d ago

You have to be an American trying to make us look stupid, I refuse to believe someone could genuinely fall for this.

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u/peppyzeppy 9d ago

wait guys.. what if this post is ragebait too?

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u/Bongemperor 9d ago

Looks like the ragebait worked lol

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u/unrulYk 9d ago

Ah yes, American education. What a glory. /s

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u/Remarkable_Ship_4673 9d ago

You fell for it bro

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u/Sw1ft_Blad3 8d ago

The UK definitely does because our government has been an absolute joke for years.

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u/Personal_Pain 8d ago

How did you not…….. Wow

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Have they considered they're not funny.

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u/chappersyo 8d ago

Maybe he has a point

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u/ProposalPlayful837 8d ago

You are proving his point lol. Some Europeans need to stop thinking they are so superior.

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u/Odd-Willingness-7494 8d ago

Actually fell for it lmaoooooooooo

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u/Hopalongtom 8d ago

Jokes would be funny, this person wouldn't know what a joke is if it bit them.

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u/Eliezardos 8d ago

Reminds me who kicked out a researcher visiting for a conference because he had a "JD Vance poupon" meme on his phone?

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u/PavlovsDog6 ooo custom flair!! 7d ago

I declare a troll-off! Response: “So? The only thing that America is no.1 in is obesity”

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u/noseofabeetle 🇳🇱Stroopwafel Enjoyer🇳🇱 6d ago

Tbf americans are also very easy to ragebait. Any country is if you know what gets their gears grinded 🫡

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u/Ok-Wing4342 CZ 4d ago

"Europe isn't a country."

wouldnt ragebait you

youd actually have to be mad

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u/Anund 9d ago

Is he a normal stupid American, or a clever one baiting us...

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u/TumblT-T 8d ago

it’s right infront of u smarty

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u/Anund 8d ago

You missed the joke, smarty.

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u/TumblT-T 8d ago

aww mannn

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u/InBetweenSeen 9d ago

Tbf a lot of Europeans are really cringe with their "Europe is not a country!1!!".

People are so desperate to get their round of saying it that all it takes is a mention of Europe for them to spam the whole comment section, even if the person never talked of Europe as a country.

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u/harryandmatilda 7d ago

But Europe isn’t a country lmao, it’s common knowledge that it’s a continent

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u/LG_SmartTV Europoorest 9d ago

Says the easiest county to election bait

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u/InterestingWin3627 9d ago

America has to be the dumbest city in all of Asia.

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u/Radiant_Estimate4123 9d ago

...and many people do not realize that what they do Is suicide istigation..

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u/Far-Help6106 9d ago

To be fair, this notion of European "country" gives me less of a problem than other things usaians say about Europe. I mean, I know Europe is not a country nor is the EU a country but I do believe that as a Brit, I have more in common with a Frenchmen, a Spaniard or a German than I do with a usaian. So is it a country, no? But what could we call it? A community? A union? Mmm, I wonder.

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u/LieutenantDawid belgian because my great great great great grandpappy was german 9d ago

OP fell for the ragebait. but then again, americans arent all too smart so maybe this one really does think europe is a country

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u/TumblT-T 8d ago

no and it’s stupid to think that

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u/SpitefulCrow1701 Bri’ish innit 🇬🇧 9d ago

All I have to say is “flag bad” and they lose their minds.

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u/joesheendubh 9d ago

We know what a joke is, all we have to do is listen to americans calling themselves Irish or Italian or whatever they can fantasize about. Nobody takes them serious. If we want to have a good laugh we just look at the way they dress.

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u/Open-Difference5534 9d ago

The "joke" is the US education system...