r/ShitAmericansSay 2d ago

meanwhile i have to travel 1000 miles

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u/Ophiochos 2d ago

But we know plenty of Scots will go 500 miles then 500 more so what’s the fuss about?

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u/MistaRekt Skip Mate! 2d ago

Just to be the man who walked a thousand Miles to fall down at your door?

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u/TheLoneSculler 2d ago

TAA DA-DA DAA

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u/GoldenBhoys 2d ago

TAA DA-DA DAA

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u/Sasya_neko federation of the Dutch 2d ago

Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 2d ago

Also, I heard that in the UK when they fall down they get back up again. Also they will never give you up or desert you.

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u/cruista 2d ago

Never even say goodbye or

Tell a lie

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u/UnseenAssasin10 🇮🇪"Um, is this the England part of Ireland?" 2d ago edited 2d ago

Never gonna run around

And hurt you

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u/Medium_Trade8371 Australian 2d ago

I just upvoted 8 comments in a single thread. I've never had reason to do that before.

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u/Stotty652 1d ago

I upvoted yours, so got a 9 comment streak.

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u/Dopamin_Detonator Italian-German 🇮🇹 1d ago

TAA DA-DA DAA

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u/sebastobol 2d ago

came here for this. was not disappointed. upvote!

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u/Ophiochos 2d ago

Sheer luck I came across it early. Have never typed so fast in case someone beat me to the punch

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u/Cixila just another viking 2d ago

It's unfair to compare others to the Scots

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u/MasntWii 2d ago

To be fair, USians also travel a thousand Miles, but it is mostly women on a moving piano or Terry Crews.

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u/pinniped90 Ben Franklin invented pizza. 2d ago

This song was in my head the moment I read the title

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u/Timely_Egg_6827 2d ago

That puts you in the North Sea or the Atlantic (actually Washington DC which would be really bad) - the tunnel was a blessing.

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u/Ophiochos 2d ago

And whoosh the reference flew over their head

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u/Timely_Egg_6827 2d ago

I was listening to the Proclaimers thirty years ago so no. Just found it funny it would be DC they'd end up in.

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u/Medium_Trade8371 Australian 2d ago

That presupposes that they would be heading in that direction. If it were I, it wouldn't. There are a lot more places in the world they could head for than the USA.

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u/Ophiochos 2d ago

Depends what direction they went in.

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u/Medium_Trade8371 Australian 2d ago

...as it often does.

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u/Ophiochos 2d ago

(I stand corrected, apparently.)

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u/Medium_Trade8371 Australian 2d ago

Sit down. We aren't going to hold it against you.

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u/Ophiochos 2d ago

Was just acknowledging it. Never worked out what the tunnel was though…

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u/Medium_Trade8371 Australian 2d ago

I'm lost and I haven't even done a mile yet.

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u/Ophiochos 2d ago

lol. And whoosh the reference flew over…

Person higher up this chain said something about a tunnel. To DC. Best we just walk away at this point.

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u/Medium_Trade8371 Australian 2d ago

OK lead me out of this turmoil umm tunnel, I have a long way to go.

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u/StorminNorman 2d ago

Hang on, are you saying the distance from Scotland to DC is 1000miles?

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u/Phelyckz 2d ago

No one said it's a straight line. Maybe they just got a really bad sense of direction.

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u/rubizza 2d ago

They were in North Africa when they stopped, though, while an American didn’t make it to Cleveland.

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u/Nik106 23h ago

Walk 500 miles, no less!

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u/rodototal 2d ago

Yes. When I - a German person - want to travel to Malta, I should absolutely do the train/boat combo rather than take a plane. It would only take 41 hours, according to Google Maps.

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u/FullmoonMaple 2d ago

inhale sarcasm We would all be forced to take your route sadly. Since there is absolutely no capable airplane in the whole of Europe that could land on something so small as Malta. I mean Gosh Golly Geez it "ain't even the size of Texas!" 🤣

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 2d ago

Yes but texas

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u/daveoxford 2d ago

It would be a nice way to do it, though!

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 2d ago

American east coast has better train service, that is in good use. In the west the train service is extremely sparse and passenger service even less common.

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u/Ophiochos 2d ago

You can take this long within the U.K. by going to st Kilda. Even flying most of the way from south of England will take two days if you’re lucky.

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 2d ago

Magilligan Point to St Kilda. That'd be a journey

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 UK 2d ago

I actually went from the UK to Malta by train/ferry. The terminal in Pozzallo is really poorly located (no connecting buses or anything) and the timetable is more inconvenient still. No bus connection with the terminal in Malta either, so more lugging your bags about. Public transport in Malta is slow and unreliable because of congestion, they really need to build some trams.

On the other hand the train to/from Sicily is a really unique experience, there aren't many (any?) places where your carriage gets loaded onto a boat. On a sleeper train you don't really notice or mind the 20 hour journey from Siracusa to Milano. 

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u/MuskularChicken ooo custom flair!! 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yep, Romania to Chech Republic by boat. Seems about right

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u/Hoybom 2d ago

and Austria right there next stop by boat

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u/Flyerton99 2d ago

I mean Romania to Austria is technically possible since they're connected by the Danube

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 UK 2d ago

Viking offer a cruise from Amsterdam to Bucharest. They also offer Paris to Prague so there must be somewhere the two routes cross over and you could do Bucharest to Prague. You might need to wait a few months for your connection though. 

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u/pinniped90 Ben Franklin invented pizza. 2d ago

Anything is possible with enough horsepower.

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u/Hoybom 2d ago

just slide down that little alpenian slope

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u/grip0matic S-pain 2d ago

Sounds like a thing that Clarkson would say.

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u/AvengerDr 2d ago

To my surprise, you can actually take some kind of river boat that would take you from Vienna to Bratislava.

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u/daveoxford 2d ago

And on to Budapest.

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u/JamesFirmere 1d ago

Which is hardly surprising, given that Bratislava is only about 70 km downstream from Vienna, both on the Danube river.

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u/Feynization 2d ago

Danube > Morava rivers

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u/MuskularChicken ooo custom flair!! 2d ago

Shh...let the joke happen hehe

Also, I dont think Danube is 100% navigable..also also, going upstream might also be an issue with the waterfalls and such.

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u/TakeMeIamCute 2d ago

The Danube is 75/80% navigable. It is 100% navigable in the section in question.

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u/zozi0102 2d ago

You can get to the Netherlands from romania through the Danube, there is a lock system so waterfalls are not a problem. Its navigable until Kelheim, you can get to the Main river from Regensburg and then the Rhein and its subsidieries until Rotterdam. There is a lot of marine traffic along the whole route.

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u/Iceman411q 1d ago

Tbf he never said that you could take a boat to any country, it’s either a train or a boat if you can’t take a train (UK to Norway, Ireland to UK mainland)

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u/Mttsen 2d ago

Are they even aware how big the whole Europe is? Even if you count only the EU/Schengen Area alone?

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u/fuzzy-777 2d ago

I don't think half of them could point Europe out on a map never mind navigate it .

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u/321_345 got shat on on r/americabad 2d ago

He can't even point out russia

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u/grip0matic S-pain 2d ago

That's easy. It's in the white house.

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u/Content_Study_1575 Nonpracticing American 2d ago

As an American this is a tad inaccurate as Putin is technically balls deep in our dictator

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u/SaltyName8341 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 2d ago

In the oval orifice

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u/Content_Study_1575 Nonpracticing American 2d ago

Where everyone gets sucked off. Clinton got a damn trend going almost 2 decades later 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/CroneDownUnder 2d ago

I sincerely doubt that Bill was the first president to tread that particular path. Surely at least one of JFK's ladies did the same at the very least, and I'd be surprised if the precedent wasn't set long before him.

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u/Content_Study_1575 Nonpracticing American 2d ago

That’s fair. I’m still gonna blame his ass though bc we don’t have all the same “publicity” from other presidents.

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u/CroneDownUnder 2d ago

Also fair!

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 UK 2d ago

It's that bit of land bordering Yukon, isn't it? 

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 2d ago

That same half couldn't point to The Americas on a map let alone which part is the US.

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u/grip0matic S-pain 2d ago

That's something kinda sad for them, some sure are stupid, we have stupid people here too, but their education system it's a joke. I can point every country in the world, I can point regions of other countries and I'm pretty sure I can point their states.

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 2d ago

You can point out 145 countries? I think you may be one of a few people who can do that. I can point to regions on a map and be confident that the country is in that area. I can point out locations of countries I've been too and others I know of but not all countries of the world!

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u/grip0matic S-pain 2d ago

I used to without no problem maybe I lost a bit of practice with time. I learnt it when I was like 12yo, my ADHD did the rest to hyperfocus into the thing, I would probably have some trouble with some island states from the Pacific. Europe it's easy, the Americas are super easy, Africa it's easy too, Asia it's fairly easy but you can make some mistake in Indochina, dunno, I may have to test myself.

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 2d ago

Ah, that makes sense. I didn't want to label you and be that person! I am pretty good with Europe and the Americas but as soon as it goes to Asia or Africa I haven't a clue other than the 'main' countries.

Test yourself and if you end up with over 160 then you learn them awhile ago. 😉😄

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 UK 2d ago

Aren't there a few more countries than that? I can get at least 100 but struggle when it comes to a lot of the small island nations. 

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u/thetobesgeorge ooo custom flair!! 2d ago

Yup, thanks mainly to France the EU is huge

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u/Level-Object-2726 2d ago

Thanks to France and also thanks to putting Poland sized highlights over islands that are less than 500sqkm

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 UK 2d ago

Presumably that covers the 12 mile limit

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 UK 2d ago

Is Greenland in the EU? I thought that it left in 1985.

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u/prettyyboiii 1d ago

This map seems to show both core EU countries but also overseas territories. Greenland is still an overseas territory, even though it left the EU

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u/Mayor_Salvor_Hardin Soaring eagle 🇱🇷🐦‍⬛🇲🇾!!! 2d ago

That’s only a third of Texas. /s

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u/iTmkoeln Cologne native, Hamburg exicled - Europoor 🇪🇺 2d ago

No Europe is about the size of an average Mall in Texas probably less. According to USians

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u/_alter-ego_ 2d ago

I think the whole of Europe would easily fit into the single country of Brazil...

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u/terra_ater 2d ago

🇳🇴 + 🇸🇪 + 🇫🇮 fit into one of my country's provinces 😆

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u/Mini_Assassin Geneva Convention Beta Tester 2d ago

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u/thetobesgeorge ooo custom flair!! 2d ago

You sure about that?

Everything in blue is part of the EU

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u/dirtyoldbastard77 2d ago

Actually - dont underestimate the size of Brazil. The EU is only about 4.2million km2, about half the size of all of Europe (European Russia is a huge chunk), and brazil is alone about 8.5

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u/fuzzy-777 2d ago

Add the UK and their overseas territories.

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u/b3nsn0w recovering from temporarily embarrassed future american syndrome 2d ago

they left the eu almost a decade ago, it was quite a famous trainwreck

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u/lanagermaine matryoshka vodka balalaika 🇷🇺 🪆 2d ago

This map —like any other one—is distorted. Brazil is actually huge. So yeah, they’re right.

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u/HailtheBrusselSprout 2d ago

Well living in Ireland I can tell you that would be tricky.

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u/Timely_Egg_6827 2d ago

You've got a boat haven't you?

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u/HailtheBrusselSprout 2d ago edited 2d ago

But it doesn't hold a train.

Edit: My brain must have stalled. I didn't notice boat and only train. My bad on that one.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 UK 2d ago

If you need to borrow a boat that can hold a train, ask the Italians. 

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u/Bobboy5 bongistan 2d ago

you could get the train to belfast i suppose, but i'm not sure why you'd want to.

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 2d ago

Because its fuckin cless and full of sexy bastards that's why.

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u/bopeepsheep 2d ago

I'm so confused by this: what relevance has the 1000 miles? Do they want to holiday in the Atlantic Ocean?

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u/Dustdevil88 🇺🇸 murican 2d ago

For myself it is 1000 miles (1600km) to drive to visit my brother in Texas, but I certainly wouldn’t holiday there willingly.

For holiday, I would probably drive 400 miles (643 km) to holiday on the my closest USA beach. It’s a tad closer to drive 200 miles (321 km) to a Mexican beach though.

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u/Seiche 2d ago

But why would you drive instead of taking a fast train that could get there in 8 hours @ 200kph?

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u/Dustdevil88 🇺🇸 murican 2d ago

I believe you're highlighting OOP's point. There are no fast trains to take throughout most of the USA, so you either fly or drive. I technically could take the 422 Texas Eagle train from Phoenix (Maricopa) to Dallas, but it would take 31 hours. Flying takes 2 hours.

I do fully support building high-speed rail in the USA, however, I will not likely see high speed rail here until 2030 or later.

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u/Seiche 2d ago

I was being a bit tongue in cheek of course, but understood OPs point more as a typical example of "US yuge, Europe small", whereas the distance Berlin to Rome is about roughly the same 1000mile trip by car (or by train or by plane) and it's not even a long trip within the EU.

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u/Serious-Map-1230 2d ago

And you if you do take that trip by train, I advise bringing so fresh clothes as you mightvend up stranded somewhere. Lol Last time I tool a high speed in Germany I ended up at a hotel sowhere because I missed the last connection.

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u/Seiche 2d ago

I live in Germany, I'm well aware of the risks lmao

But to be fair, I would usually take that trip not without a change of clothes anyway, as I would go on vacation.

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u/JohnLydiaParker 2d ago edited 2d ago

You sure about that number? I recall doing the math a couple years back that London-Warsaw was about that or a little over. I’d figure Berlin-Rome as more like 400-600 miles. (But could easily be around 1000 kilometers through - unit confusion?)

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u/Seiche 2d ago

I looked it up on gmaps and it came around 1500 km for the shortest route. Berlin - Munich is already 600km and remember Rome isn't in the north of Italy

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u/JohnLydiaParker 1d ago

Okay.

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u/Seiche 1d ago

Plus I live in Berlin and have driven that route a few years ago.

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u/JohnLydiaParker 14h ago

Perhaps this is a case where ol’ Mercator struck again, stretching Europe (which is at high latitude) in the east-west direction. Or just not thinking in the north-side direction properly, at least I tend to inventory geography “north of the alps” and “south of the alps” in separate mental “bins,” if that makes any sense.

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u/JohnLydiaParker 2d ago

The schedule had actually gotten that bad? That should be closer to a 24 hour or slightly less trip, and would have been back in the day.

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u/Dustdevil88 🇺🇸 murican 1d ago

Weird right? That was what the Amtrak trip planner showed anyways.

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u/JohnLydiaParker 2d ago

Try 2050 at best in California. Everywhere else nationally one party is opposed on essentially ideological grounds and the other doesn’t view it as worth spending political capital on.

Meanwhile when you actually give people -a train-, just normal speed, they’re instantly popular. Heck, it’s might almost be a case of schedule it and they will come, and the existing ones don’t lack for riders. I suspect there’s a heck of a lot of hidden demand. I just wish one served the city my relatives lived in. It’s sooo much nicer then driving.

(Why are we not just sticking an extra coach or two on the end of the train during busier periods? We still universally have locomotive-hauled trains with individual separate passenger cars with couplings that take maybe a minute tops per car like you guys used to. Heck, why aren’t we increasing capacity slightly by just lengthening trains, almost all of them the locomotive wouldn’t have any trouble hauling an extra car or two.)

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u/b3nsn0w recovering from temporarily embarrassed future american syndrome 2d ago

i think it's genuinely having access your car at the destination, rather than being stuck with a rental, that makes the yanks take ridiculous road trips. almost all of their cities are car dependent as fuck and if you live in your car like that you wanna keep things nice.

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u/ALPHA_sh American (unfortunately) 2d ago

No, it's that the US has almost no high-speed rail whatsoever and only about 50% of americans even have access to public transit at all.

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u/b3nsn0w recovering from temporarily embarrassed future american syndrome 2d ago

they do have pretty good airline infrastructure though. they still go on road trips a lot rather than flying

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u/ALPHA_sh American (unfortunately) 2d ago

for a trip of only 200 miles (~320km) driving is cheaper than flying in the US

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u/Seiche 1d ago

Are there flights that only go 200 miles? There is talk to ban super-short distance flights in the EU as they make no sense financially and environmentally.

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u/ALPHA_sh American (unfortunately) 1d ago

yes, though many of them are to connect to other flights (small regional airports to large international airports that are nearby)

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u/ALPHA_sh American (unfortunately) 2d ago

the types of trains you speak of simply do not exist in a vast majority of the US.

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u/Seiche 1d ago

Yes, unfortunately. Not EUs fault either. We've got similar distances though.

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u/ALPHA_sh American (unfortunately) 1d ago

you said "why would you drive instead of take a fast train?" to an American and I answered the question.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 2d ago

400 miles or more I'd seriously consider flying. In Europe or Japan though I'd take a train. A train in US is very expensive (more expensive than flying) and usually doesn't go where you want to go.

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u/AvengerDr 2d ago

I would probably drive 400 miles (643 km) to holiday on the my closest USA beach. It’s

As someone born in Italy, the thought of being so far from the sea is hard to truly grasp. How common is it in the US to find people who have never seen the sea?

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u/Dustdevil88 🇺🇸 murican 2d ago

About 10% of Americans (34 million) have never visited the ocean.

https://drifttravel.com/motel-6-american-travel-study/

About 40% of Americans live by the “Coast” which often includes both the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans (obviously), as well as the Great Lakes (strange)

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u/bjgrem01 2d ago

I'm not sure either, honestly. But it could be about travel distances inside the US. I live in South Louisiana. I used to live in the mountains in Colorado. It's nearly 2,000 miles between my current house and my old one. I can make that trip in about 23 hours if I drive the whole time and don't sleep and only stop for gas and snacks.

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u/facethespaceguy9000 2d ago edited 2d ago

~2 000 kilometres to London (from Finland) or ~1 200 miles or ~21 881 American 'football' fields. What do I win? I want a prize.

E: corrected maths. Me dumb. Thanks Zilli.

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u/BallSaka 2d ago

Sweden alone is 977 miles long. 

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u/Zilli341 2d ago

I think your football field conversion is wrong by a few orders of magnitude.

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u/facethespaceguy9000 2d ago

20 000m / 91,4m = 218,81. I got the 91,4 metres for average American football field length off of a very quick Qwant search. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

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u/Zilli341 2d ago

2 000km are 2 000 000 meters. Since a football field is roughly around 100m it should be more like 20 000 football fields.

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u/facethespaceguy9000 2d ago

Ah shoot you're right, I had a total brainfart while converting units hahah.

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u/notatmycompute MAGA Make America Go Away. 2d ago

Seppo ppl are so annoying.......

I'm Australian and unless it's an amphibious car the the only way I'm getting to another country is by plane or boat, I'm actually so delightfully isolated I need a plane or boat just to get to most of Australia. I live about 2000km closer to Antarctica than Jakarta, even New Zealand is 2400km away.

Yanks: Boast, big, boast, dick, boast, envy, boast, small, boast, dick, boast, energy.

We Aussies: Yawn

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u/MGBGTLE 2d ago

So, there's no effective train system in the US... That's down to the USians, no-one else.

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u/Bursickle 🙄 2d ago

Nope, because they claim the USA is just too big for efficient high speed trains... not that that stopped the Chinese who as far as I know have a way bigger country. Anyways, knowing how gunhappy stupid some of them are, they would probably start shooting at the trains anyway to see if it was faster than a bullet.

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u/b3nsn0w recovering from temporarily embarrassed future american syndrome 2d ago

the us was built on rail and now it crumbles without it. it would be fun if it weren't so sad

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u/JasterBobaMereel 2d ago

They used to have a good train system, many town exist because the railway built a station there

Then they dismantled it

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u/PipBin 2d ago

In fairness I could walk from my door in the morning and get on a train to be in Paris for a late lunch. But I can’t be arsed.

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u/Global-Pickle5818 2d ago

Travel in London kind of sucks .. just trying to make it to the train to France took me 4 hours I think you can actually walk faster

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u/chameleon_123_777 2d ago

Wtf do they think? That every country in Europe lies about 5 minutes apart? I live in Oslo Norway, and If I want to go to Greece I can't just walk a few blocks down the street and there it is.

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u/lanagermaine matryoshka vodka balalaika 🇷🇺 🪆 2d ago

I think they still have a point (EU really is relatively small), but USA problem isn’t their size but rather shitty infrastructure. At least half of their country has a perfect topography to connect every village by railway.

I mean, you could still go to Saloniki by car and it would take you 31 hours (including 2 ferries though, lol) or 2900 km. You can literally drive for 2,5 hours in Europe and end up in another country. Where I live you’d still be in the same region or even city. If I want to visit my hometown I’ll have to drive for 2 days non-stop or fly for 5 hours or go by train for 2,5 days. I’m 4500 km apart from my relatives and it’s not even halfway through the country and I don’t live anywhere near the western/northern border 😭 so yeah, y’all are pretty lucky.

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u/lankymjc 2d ago

The point he thinks he's making: It's much harder to travel anywhere in America than in Europe, therefore Europeans are lucky.

The point he's actually making: It's much harder to travel anywhere in America than in Europe, therefore Americans are shit at running public transport.

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u/False_Pear1860 2d ago

Did you build your country's public transportation systems? Or do you just benefit from them?

The two points you're highlighting are not mutually exclusive lol. 

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u/SSgtReaPer 2d ago

Not our fault there travel system is just geared for cars so they can sell more

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u/False_Pear1860 2d ago

This sub gets mad about the weirdest and most benign shit lol

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u/Kobakocka 🇪🇺 European communist 2d ago

Budapest is cca. 1000 miles from Londres. And good luck going there by train. (Expect 2 days of travel, a very expensive price and transfers at Vienne, Francfort and Bruxelles. Oh and good luck with Deutsche Bahn...)

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 UK 2d ago

Nonsense, I did it last year. Eurostar to Paris, change in Stuttgart, sleeper the rest of the way. 

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u/Kobakocka 🇪🇺 European communist 2d ago

How much did you pay?

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 UK 2d ago

I can't remember, I get staff rates (which are like having an Interrail pass, without actually paying for the pass) so I was just paying for supplements. The Stuttgart-Budapest sleeper wouldn't have been expensive anyway, not if you're prepared to use couchettes. 

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u/Kobakocka 🇪🇺 European communist 2d ago

Londres-Paris 100€+ Paris-Stuttgart 70€+ Stuttgart-Budapest 65€+ (with 6 person couchettes)

If you have to pay for your trip. (I searched the last Wednesday of September)

Meanwhile a Londres-Budapest flight starts at 25€ at Ryanair. (+20€ for the airport transit)

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 UK 1d ago

This compares apples with oranges though. On the train you can take practically as much luggage as you can carry. Ryanair will sting you for anything more than a briefcase. You also arrive in Budapest at around 10/11am in a reasonable state of rest. With Ryanair you're either going to need to get to Stansted for 6am or you'll be on an evening flight and be straight to your hotel and to bed - that's an extra cost for the flier which is already included in the train ticket.

Frankly I'd want to be paid if I'm to suffer Ryanair. 

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u/Deathisfatal 2d ago

Are they not aware trains can go long distances?

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u/CraneMountainCrafter 2d ago

Europe from north to south, is longer than the continental USA, and slightly shorter east to west. But sure, we don’t understand about distances. But I guess someone from the north of Sweden who have ever taken the E45 down to southern Italy, have ever whined so much about the long drive as an American having to cross state lines once in their entire lives.

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u/Andy_Chaoz ooo custom flair!! 2d ago

Tf bruh, if i wanted to go to London from home it would take me according to googlemaps 1538 miles/26hours driving too 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣 (in reality much more, nobody can drive 26 hours straight at max allowed limit, without peeing/eating/resting etc)

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u/WeAreLeguan 2d ago

I think this might be a fairly reasonable person distraught over the state of non-car based infrastructure in the US

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u/snugglebum89 Canada (Australia has a piece of Canada attached to them) 2d ago

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u/weebsauceoishii 2d ago

The Proclaimers walk into chat... "This is it, the moment we have waited for for the last 40 years".

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u/Quiet_One_232 2d ago

Yeah, I came here to ask if they were really Proclaiming that they had to walk 500 miles and then 500 more?

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 2d ago

Its not the trip it's the destination! They just don't want to go to London!

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u/Annoyed3600owner 1d ago

Just gonna grab my boat coz I've got a trip to Vienna that I need to make.

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u/Pleasant-Bathroom-84 2d ago

If you drive 5 hours in the USA, you are still in the same place.

Do it in Europe… everyone speaks a different language and the cheese is different.

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u/Pleasant-Bathroom-84 1d ago

I lived in the USA. It’s true.

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u/Pleasant-Bathroom-84 1d ago

I didn’t say that europe is small.

You clearly don’t know how many different languages (yes, Venetian and Neapolitan are languages) we speak here. Going from the top north of Italy to Sicily takes about 14 hours, but you cross at least six COMPLETELY DIFFERENT languages, different traditions, and many different kind of cheeses…

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u/carlQ6 2d ago

I did once have to explain to shocked Englishmen in a pub how in the US we drive 100+ miles for a good burrito. Then they explained to me an optimized route including all roundabout names for me to drive from Oxford to Cambridge.

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u/Bespoke_Panther 2d ago

The fact you need to drive 100+ miles for a good burrito should be the joke here. Fly over states indeed.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 1d ago

Back in 1971, I had to travel 70 miles Southampton to London for a really crappy KFC, followed by 70miles back! Meanwhile, in the late 1980s, my wife used to do a 200mile round trip from Quairading to Perth in West Oz to play Bingo.

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u/carlQ6 1d ago

I did once have a British version of this - I was working at Oxford and craving a burrito. The only think I could find was a place in Brixton, South London. I didn’t have a car so took the “Oxford Tube” bus to Victoria, navigated the tube to Brixton, and a long walk to the restaurant (which was very good but sadly closed). It was run by an Irishman who lived in San Fran and learned the “Mission burrito” style, and made an extremely hot salsa (found habanero peppers in the Brixton market I guess). Anyway, Oxford now has two burrito joints so I wouldn’t need such a trip today

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u/rothcoltd 2d ago

Jealousy will get you nowhere

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u/Still_a_skeptic Okie, not from Muskogee 2d ago

I mean, my wife and I did over 2000 miles in 2 days once. Wouldn’t recommend, but we had limited vacation and wanted to drive to Seattle.

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u/JasperJ 2d ago

I remember when Europeans were poor, as well. Used to get whole caravans of cars going from the Baltic to Italy. Thank god our economy improved and now we don’t need to any more!

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u/uxgpf 2d ago

I have to travel 1180 miles (1850km for the rest of the world) to London.

Flying there is no problem. If I lived in the mainland Europe I'd probably take a train though.

Too bad that Europe ia littered with these inland seas like the Baltic sea, which make train connections challenging (but we are working on it).

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u/CaptainPoset ooo custom flair!! 2d ago

Well Oulu (or Istanbul or Dnipro) to London are about 2000 miles (3100 km) and 32 h of driving.

What exactly are they complaining about?

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 2d ago

Why is he telling Europoors that, when they, according to Americans themselves, cannot even understand how large the USofA is? /s

Although I don't really see the issue, considering the USofA are also the richest and best country, so surely building more efficient transportation should be easy af, right? Right?

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u/deedee2148 2d ago

It's not our fault you have shitty public transport. 

You can get around some of the poorer countries in Asia easier than in the USA using public transport.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 UK 2d ago

We have trains that travel 800 miles so we can easily go 1,000 miles with just one change. The American mind clearly can't comprehend trains. Has he never heard of Amtrak? 

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u/Sapass1 2d ago

It takes 20h for me to drive to London and it is 1200 miles.

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u/larevenante living on pasta and pizza 2d ago

True, I always go to Germany from Italy by boat, so convenient

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u/Caine815 2d ago

Poor US. No rail. LOL

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 2d ago

It takes me anywhere between 3 and 7 hours to drive to London (fuck you the M6!) and about 6 hours to get through it because of high population density. (Play them at their own game) There's more people living on my street than their are in your empty Bumfuck County, pop. 57. American mind can't comprehend (numbers higher than 12 etc)

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u/BennySkateboard 2d ago

This is quite a good point. We travel 200 miles to london and it takes 4 hours on a bad day, and we consider that a long journey. That’s a night out for an American.

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u/Electronic-Quiet2294 2d ago

In their defense, they didn’t specify the timespan. It could be 1000 miles per month.

Still, if USians scorn public transportation, then why do they behave like crybabies this much?

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u/BluePhoenix_1999 2d ago

He be traveling more than a Mushi-Shi.

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u/KryptosFR 2d ago

1000 miles? That's the distance between Brest (France) and Praha (Czech Republic). It's not even halfway the overall W-E axis.

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u/TopAngle7630 1d ago

I hate to break it to Americans, but the world's longest domestic flight starts and ends in France. You can't take a train or boat from Paris to Reunion and it's significantly more than 1000 miles.

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u/carlosdsf Frantuguês 1d ago

When I was a child in the 1970ies/1980ies, the summer holiday trip to visit the old country and meet the grandparents (Paris region to center-north Portugal, around 1600 km/1000 miles) took basically a day by train (Sud-Express from Paris Austerlitz to Lisbon and Porto) or car.

With Portugal and Spain joining the EU in 1986, road infrastructure has improved tremendously in those countries throughout the 1990ies and 2000s.

Nowadays... well, the train route isn't feasible as AFAIK the Sud-Express (Irun at the franco-spanish border to Lisbon and Porto) ended service during Covid and hasn't resumed since then. The journey by car is 15 to 16 hours according to Google Maps but better add a stop for the night in Spain. And a Paris-Porto flight is only 2 hours and probably cheaper than what you'd pay for gas/petrol and toll roads. If you need a car, rent one in Porto.

So "drive 15 hours or plane" is also a thing in Europe.

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u/Embarrassed-Fault973 1d ago

It's as if they've no concept that some parts of Europe and some parts of the US are closer together than others.

Most trips in the US taken by car are not coast to coast or 15+ hour drives. They're regional. Most long trips are by air. In Europe you also add the option of most medium distance trips having access to ultra fast or at least reasonably fast rail, but long trips are mostly by air too.

For example, if I were to just decide to jump into a car and go from lets say Helsinki to Athens it would take 37 hours.

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u/PavlovsDog6 ooo custom flair!! 1d ago

It always, ALWAYS baffles me, the Two things Americans brag about is land size and inventing the internet, yet the amount of Americans willing to use the one to fact check the other is nonexistent.

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u/ChingChongMcBong 1d ago

I don't know anyone complaining about the distances we travel, nobody. If I hear moans, it's because our public transport is fucked.

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u/Perfect-Menu8877 22h ago

But I thought these were the same people calling 8 hours a short road trip?

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u/PerfectDog5691 native German 13h ago

They just cannot separate themself from the principle of covered wagons. … 🤣

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u/javilla 2d ago

I hate how glorified european rail has become. It's slow, expensive and unreliable, especially for international travel.