r/ShitAmericansSay • u/CaptBlue3082 • 3d ago

meanwhile i have to travel 1000 miles

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u/Timely_Egg_6827 3d ago

That puts you in the North Sea or the Atlantic (actually Washington DC which would be really bad) - the tunnel was a blessing.

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u/Ophiochos 3d ago

And whoosh the reference flew over their head

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u/Medium_Trade8371 Australian 3d ago

...as it often does.

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u/Ophiochos 3d ago

(I stand corrected, apparently.)

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u/Medium_Trade8371 Australian 3d ago

Sit down. We aren't going to hold it against you.

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u/Ophiochos 3d ago

Was just acknowledging it. Never worked out what the tunnel was though…

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u/Medium_Trade8371 Australian 3d ago

I'm lost and I haven't even done a mile yet.

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u/Ophiochos 3d ago

lol. And whoosh the reference flew over…

Person higher up this chain said something about a tunnel. To DC. Best we just walk away at this point.

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u/Medium_Trade8371 Australian 3d ago

OK lead me out of this turmoil umm tunnel, I have a long way to go.

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u/Ophiochos 3d ago

Only 499 miles to go. But I hate to tell you, that might not be the end of the journey.

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u/Medium_Trade8371 Australian 3d ago

Do you think I will have to go 500 more? If I fall down again, I'm not sure I can get up.

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u/Ophiochos 3d ago

Oh that’s simple. Just fall down at the end instead of in the middle. I don’t see what the problem is tbh.

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u/Medium_Trade8371 Australian 3d ago

Easy for you to say when you aren't coming with me and don't say you already got me out of the turmoil/tunnel.

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