r/ShitPoliticsSays 1d ago

“ america will know peace when blue states and red states separate.”

/r/TrueUnpopularOpinion/comments/1nbq338/america_will_know_peace_when_blue_states_and_red/
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u/codifier 1d ago

There are no blue states just blue cities* that by dint of population force the rest of the state to go along with them.

* except Massachusetts. Screw that place.

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u/whybag Schlocktroop, Triggered hog, Funsucking REEEE machine 23h ago

As if they wouldn't be flocking in like locusts in a handful of years trying to terraform us into blue shitholes, like they are now.

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u/rtublin 22h ago

This stuff is funnier if you visualize the room full of Russian operatives typing it out on late-90s PCs

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u/mbarland Priest of The Church of the Current Thing™℠®© 23h ago

America will know peace when the left stops thinking everyone on the right is evil. We can return to the time where both sides loved America, believed in the American dream, and just disagreed on how to get there.

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u/UlyssiesPhilemon 21h ago

Nothing says peace like civil war...

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u/TomSFox 21h ago edited 21h ago

Yeah, but which half will know peace?

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u/InverseFlip 14h ago

Democrats once again wanting succession over their cheap labor being taken away.