r/ShitPoliticsSays 21h ago

Nothing more convincing than an out of touch millionaire calling you a stupid racist white supremacist for supporting 2A and for wanting crime reduced

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u/bren97122 FUCK YOU COME AND TAKE IT 21h ago

“Dear Second Amendment gun people. We’ve spent years hating you and everything you stand for. Please now come to our aid and assault federal law enforcement on our behalf. We will not aid you in any way, you will be expected to put up armed resistance while we hide and post about it on social media. After this is all done, we will still hate you and likely also use the preceding events as an example of why we must implement further restrictions on gun ownership. So please, come to Chicago to resist on our behalf. We do not see why you’d refuse this offer. Probably because you’re racist and have a small dick.”

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u/cysghost 21h ago

Fuck… I want to downvote it because it’s so painful to read, but literally almost exactly what they’re saying.

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u/Dubaku 21h ago

Same people that say "where are all the free speech warriors" when they get banned from somewhere.

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u/TheModernDaVinci 20h ago

They are in the GunMemes sub right now trying astroturf over the idea that the DOJ may declare being trans to be a mental illness that bars them from owning guns. And they are saying “Well, don’t you know they will use this to try and ban your guns next?!” And are getting very salty that the majority reply has been “They were going to do that anyway. So why should I help save you, enemy?”

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u/mmbepis 19h ago

Why are they even mad? The vast majority of people who identify as trans are vehemently opposed to legal gun ownership anyway

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u/DollarStoreOrgy 9h ago

Because they're always mad. About everything. No matter what

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u/Dubaku 19h ago

I'm confused I thought no one was coming for my guns? At least that's what they said every time someone brought up the dems wanting to ban guns.

Personally I think it's bad what's happening, but I have zero sympathy for the people who constantly vote to ban guns getting their guns taken away. This is what they wanted, and I'm not going to come to their aid now that their monkey's paw wish has come true.

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u/TheModernDaVinci 16h ago

Yeah, that was more in line with my and most people’s reaction in the threads: “I’m not going to go out and campaign to get it done, but I am not going to save you if it passes either.” And largely for the same reasons. Yes, its true that goes against principles. Yes, it is true that would set the precedent. But we just spent the last 10 years (and especially the last 4 years) watching the Left throw out every principle and precedent in the name of raw power, even going so far as to declare Trump and his supporters domestic terrorist, and sick the Feds on them. And now that the shoe is on the other foot and all the doors they were warned not to open were thrown open and we were kicked while we were down just for good measure, they have the audacity to come to us and beg for mercy? Honestly, if anything I would say we have still been largely restrained compared to what they have done in the past, because I think a lot of the right realizing going full “Fuck it, I’m going in!” Would just ruin our reputation like it ruined theirs. So better to just go all in on the 80/20 issues and then work around the margin ones.

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u/Dubaku 11h ago

I've found my principles are surprisingly flexible when it comes to people who hate me and have historically gone against my principles. Especially when what they're doing is an insincere attempt at manipulation.

This is just the logical end use of red flag laws. They were warned that it would turn out this way but they either just assumed that their enemy would never stoop to their level or they were too stupid to realize that this could happen. They wanted the state to have the power to decide who is and isn't mentally ill, and who's allowed to have rights along that basis.

I would hope that they would learn from this experience, but I doubt it. The second their guy's back in charge they're going to back to the same old routine.

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u/HondoReech 21h ago

Bren97122's message is way more strategic and long term than you guys are understanding.

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u/whybag Schlocktroop, Triggered hog, Funsucking REEEE machine 20h ago

It's pretty fucking brilliant.

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u/bozoconnors my alt is a /pics mod 19h ago

Yeeeeeah... I'm not gonna say I told you so... but uh... I believe the proper parlance is "fuck you I won't do what you tell me?"

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u/These_aint_my_pants 18h ago

So let me understand.

They want Republicans to take their guns across state lines to get involved with a protest hosted by democrats, and if you dont do that, it is because you're a racist piece of shit.

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u/bren97122 FUCK YOU COME AND TAKE IT 17h ago

Man I didn’t even realize that. They want us to cross le state lines with our guns. I thought that was literally the worst thing imaginable?!

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u/Provia100F United States of America 18h ago

Literally the perfectly written paragraph of text

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u/Kimmy-FL 19h ago

How do you NOT read the sarcasm in that post?

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u/red_the_room 21h ago

Rage For The Machine

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u/UlyssiesPhilemon 21h ago

Tommy Morello = giant pussy.

Covid broke his brain. He now rages FOR the machine. Anyone who required the Covid vax for attendance to his "punk" concerts is entirely full of shit.

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u/Fletch71011 20h ago

He has one of the worst reputations as far as musicians go as well. Lots of stories about him being a gigantic asshole.

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u/Antisocial_Worker7 20h ago

It wouldn’t surprise me. Communists tend to be self-righteous jerks at best.

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u/Beefmytaco My bad life choices are your fault 19h ago

Him and the rest of his band also sold out hard in the late 90s/early 2000s when people were using napster, and RATM joined forces with Metalica to bitch about it and try to sue people over it.

I've said it a million times before, but 1995 RATM would absolutely hate 2025 RATM.

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u/Hugh-Mungus-Richard 1h ago

1995 RATM had something to prove and didn't have as many millions. They raged against the very machine that made them, got paid, now they shill for the machine.

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u/Beefmytaco My bad life choices are your fault 1h ago

Exactly.

They quickly became all about the money once they got big and totally forgot where they came from and what message they were pandering in the beginning; happens to a lot of bands really. What partying, money and influence gets a lot of people to.

Only band that's touted the same nonsense is Green Day, but even them I still say were more non-conformist punk rockers in the 90s and become boot locking 'take your shot' conformists in the 2020s.

They've always been lefties, but evolved into the same slop that is modern day left instead of staying to good left from the 90s.

I'll never not find it funny how the left went from non-conformists who hated the government to not being able to get that boot down their throats fast enough once covid hit.

Ready to sell out family members cause papa gov said 'take your shot'. They really did it mostly cause it was the opposite stance the right was taking at the time. Pretty much both parties try their damndest to be the opposite of the other side, thought I'd say the left is worse with it and recent times have reminded us. Gotta be totally braindead to think you're correct in being upset a drug runner boat got blown up...

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u/Hugh-Mungus-Richard 1h ago

It's the same reason why people with armed security rail for gun control: they don't have a need to carry guns, why should anyone else? I say this as a concealed weapons holder in a shall-issue state.

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u/MisanthropeNotAutist 19h ago

Also, he's friends with Ted Nugent.

Which...ew.

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u/AbeBaconKingFroman The martyrs of history were not fools. 2h ago

There's no fucking way someone as cucked as Tom Morello is friends with someone as based as Uncle Ted. There's no way.

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u/eL_dizzie 6h ago

I was massively surprised how pro "big pharma" they manifested considering their whole ancient indigeonous tribal fascination. Always talking about how these civilizations knew shit before the Western civilizations, but now...

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u/TurdWaterMagee 21h ago

How do you start out raging against the machine then end up being the guy that changes the oil and greases the bearings?

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u/whybag Schlocktroop, Triggered hog, Funsucking REEEE machine 19h ago

"The Machine" was the mostly stable, rational world we had pre-9/11. They've always pushed for revolution as part of a multimedia "Rules for Radicals" kabuki theater. They got most of their new (globalist) world order in the 20 years since, and they can't stand to see it slip back, even a tiny amount.

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u/alwayscheeseburger 21h ago

And Chicago voted to make 2A illegal lmao "you're a racist white supremacist if you don't just commit a felony and suicide by cop so that criminals can continue to act with impunity and hold the city hostage."

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u/CommieRemovalService 20h ago

That first nerve guy reminds me of Sisyphus, attempting to overcome their immense mental retardation just so they can forget and be even more retarded tomorrow.

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u/NotAnotherRedditAcc2 21h ago

The last time RATM was politically relevant, Clinton was president.

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u/trimbler25 21h ago

Fuck yeah I'll do what you tell me - Rage for the Machine

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u/jeeblemeyer4 20h ago

Hey tom, why aren't you pissed at the Illinois/Chicago government for disarming the people which would make a fascist takeover like this much more difficult?

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u/GoodDecision Useful idiot 20h ago

Is the caravan with us now, tom?

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u/nmotsch789 20h ago

You're missing his point. He's being sarcastic. He thinks he's calling out hypocrisy on the right, while failing to realize that the situation is nothing like how he describes it - the government fighting crime is not tyranny.

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u/GoodDecision Useful idiot 20h ago

Oh, I see. I skimmed it quickly because I don't care what champagne communists have to say. It makes more sense now, thanks!

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u/bill_gonorrhea Stockholm Syndrome with my AR10 19h ago

Who?

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u/alerionfire 16h ago

Guitar player for the antifa national anthem. He isn't even anything special. he's all pedals and effects. The band preaches to the Uber left, meanwhile selling million dollar guitars embossed with the guys name. Total posers

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u/lethalmuffin877 11h ago

I loved RATM back in the 90s -00s

When I believed they were pro 2A, anti big brother, and for the people. Then I grew up and realized that the left in America is vehemently opposed to all of those things on a good day, working to destroy them on any other.

Vindication came in the form of Covid, when these clowns demanded everyone get their vaccine or they wouldn’t be allowed to attend their show. The same vaccine developed and pushed by .gov

“Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” became “Sure! I’ll do whatever you say, suit daddy”

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u/Inch_High 21h ago

My money is on this imagined 2nd Amendment Corps being too busy trying not to get mugged, murdered, and shot by "the people" of Chicago.

Seriously, if we jumped into fantasy land where "caravans" of 2nd amendment militias can and did organize into a Hollywood style wagon train to head to places, that caravan better have everything locked and nailed down because the minute it would come into contact with Chicago it would all get picked clean down to the car frames.

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u/lethalmuffin877 11h ago

By the police first, since Illinois is about as anti 2A as it gets. Then once the cops are done locking up anyone with so much as a potato gun the nevrons will pick the bones clean.

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u/hobozombie 19h ago

"We've spent decades trying to put you in prison for exercising your constitutional rights, but we now demand you commit treason for us!"

Fuck off and do your own dirty work, you utter cuckolds.

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u/Provia100F United States of America 18h ago

I have nothing but contempt for your backwards, barbaric beliefs, but maybe if I use your arguments against you, you'll do what I want for me. I'll never actually support you if you do, and I hope it goes poorly for you, but at least I won't have to leave my house for things to go my way!

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u/DoucheyCohost Violet 18h ago

Oh, are we anti-authority again, Tom? I'm surprised it took you this long to get the boot out of your throat.

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u/rand0m_task 18h ago

This is how Reddit liberals get through their sad daily lives…

Read some dumb post like this and then just fantasize and fanfic on how “this incredible moment will completely own those dumb dumb conservatives so badly that they will vote our way!”

That masked their inferiority complex just enough to get them to sleep at night.

It’s prevalent in every political, and quite a few non-political posts.

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u/lethalmuffin877 11h ago

Incredible thought process here honestly. Like wtf does he think this is going to accomplish exactly?

Does he seriously believe that conservatives are going to feel shame over this bullshit? Or is it all performative nonsense in an effort to bloviate and preen for the church of leftists.

Pretty sure we know which one it is.

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u/EmperorSnake1 21h ago

Guy believes it’s fucking brilliant that some idiot is trying to force people to become anti republican? Why anti republican? The left has like a hundred reasons for being entirely too stupid and useless or keep functioning, why would I turn on my own party?

I think it’s more brilliant how easy it is to bait leftists. We can say anything and they’ll get a sense of superiority, accomplishment, want to protest, and strong love for something that doesn’t even exist.

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u/YtIO1V1kAs55LZla 17h ago

The first commenter cups their own farts and then inhales them.

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u/Quantum_Pineapple 14h ago

This guy sucks so fucking bad.

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u/DollarStoreOrgy 9h ago

Jesus, they know us so well. Genderweirds shooting up schools and thugs targeting the law abiding are just the kind of heroes 2A people are just dying to get behind. They're exactly the same as an admittedly weird dude who moved his family away from a society he saw as a sewer and was targeted by four overzealous government agencies, two of which killed his son and shot his wife in the fucking head while she was holding their baby, because he missed a court date that wasn't the actual court date he was supposed to attend. Yeah, they're exactly the same thing.

Oh, and don't forget to remind remind us how we're shit under your heel by dumbing it down for us because we can't handle deep concepts like comparing apples and oranges. Libs are winning our hearts and minds more and more every day

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u/blaghhhhhhghhhh 21h ago

Get it through your head, Tom. When it’s about ‘reducing crime,’ rights and laws don’t matter. If a demoRAT did it, we’d be screaming tyranny — but when Trump does it, he’s just a hero looking out for ‘the people.’ Spare me.