r/Showerthoughts • u/monkeykiller14 • 19h ago
r/Showerthoughts • u/JewwKnee • 23h ago
Casual Thought It's impolite to call someone a devil unless they just walked into the room.
r/Showerthoughts • u/deicist • 1d ago
Speculation Social media companies in the future will be viewed like tobacco companies. Knowingly pushing a harmful & addictive product for profit.
r/Showerthoughts • u/CCCyanide • 1d ago
Casual Thought The average Facebook user probably knows "Never Gonna Give You Up" for a different reason than other Internet users.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Bjarki56 • 1d ago
Speculation Since dwarven women have beards, Gimli would have thought that Galadrial would be even hotter if she had a beard.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Nagi21 • 1d ago
Casual Thought There is a non-zero chance humans may have already gone back in time to keep humanity from suffering worse historical and current events than we already have, and this is actually the brightest timeline.
r/Showerthoughts • u/fwilliams13 • 2d ago
Casual Thought You never see a traffic jam form behind you.
r/Showerthoughts • u/wfezzari • 2d ago
Casual Thought All for-profit industries try to attract new customers, but the tobacco and alcohol industries are the only ones who do it because their products kill the existing customers.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Alexis_J_M • 3d ago
Casual Thought I miss the old days when news sources could actually afford to hire journalists.
r/Showerthoughts • u/vtx3000 • 3d ago
Casual Thought The older you are when you get a tattoo, the less return you get on the investment.
r/Showerthoughts • u/samgarita • 3d ago
Speculation With self driving cars becoming increasingly popular, "Driving while sleeping" may become the next DUl-like offense.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Fingerbob73 • 3d ago
Crazy Idea If you become famous in your hometown for having a seagull on your head, then the statue they'll erect in your memory will be even more accurate than most.
r/Showerthoughts • u/SexySwedishSpy • 3d ago
Casual Thought Ironically, participating in the “I have free will” meme requires intentionally reducing one’s apparent free will.
r/Showerthoughts • u/NinetySixBulls • 4d ago
Speculation We're so screwed if we ever meet hostile aliens. It's going to be a race to see who can sell out the rest of the world.
r/Showerthoughts • u/East-Bluejay6891 • 4d ago
Casual Thought All punishment is retroactive.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Manojative • 4d ago
Casual Thought Your tongue instantly knows the texture of everything you see.
r/Showerthoughts • u/holyfire001202 • 6d ago
Casual Thought Any time now, we're going to have ghosts that know how to manipulate our smart phones.
r/Showerthoughts • u/S-WordoftheMorning • 6d ago
Speculation It's possible a few alien abductees who were "anal probed" were just trying to avoid anti-sodomy laws.
r/Showerthoughts • u/spilledmind • 6d ago
Casual Thought You will never see your actual face.
r/Showerthoughts • u/SpamOfSteel • 6d ago
Casual Thought The save my password function has unironically made people forget about the very password they wanted to save.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Brainy006 • 7d ago
Musing If you take into account bacteria and such, soap is probably one of the deadliest substances on earth.
r/Showerthoughts • u/jimmystar889 • 7d ago
Casual Thought If the sun doesn't rise tomorrow it also won't set somewhere else.
r/Showerthoughts • u/JuicySpark • 7d ago
Casual Thought If we started at 90, and aged backwards, our kids would still have to take care of us towards the end of our lives.
r/Showerthoughts • u/tlk0153 • 7d ago