r/Showerthoughts 19h ago

Speculation Companies that become reliant on AI will all end up becoming clones of each other.

870 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 23h ago

Casual Thought It's impolite to call someone a devil unless they just walked into the room.

1.2k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Speculation Social media companies in the future will be viewed like tobacco companies. Knowingly pushing a harmful & addictive product for profit.

4.9k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Casual Thought The average Facebook user probably knows "Never Gonna Give You Up" for a different reason than other Internet users.

0 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Speculation Since dwarven women have beards, Gimli would have thought that Galadrial would be even hotter if she had a beard.

944 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Casual Thought There is a non-zero chance humans may have already gone back in time to keep humanity from suffering worse historical and current events than we already have, and this is actually the brightest timeline.

7.5k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 2d ago

Casual Thought You never see a traffic jam form behind you.

1.7k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 2d ago

Casual Thought All for-profit industries try to attract new customers, but the tobacco and alcohol industries are the only ones who do it because their products kill the existing customers.

862 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Casual Thought I miss the old days when news sources could actually afford to hire journalists.

947 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Casual Thought The older you are when you get a tattoo, the less return you get on the investment.

3.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Speculation With self driving cars becoming increasingly popular, "Driving while sleeping" may become the next DUl-like offense.

3.4k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Crazy Idea If you become famous in your hometown for having a seagull on your head, then the statue they'll erect in your memory will be even more accurate than most.

982 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Casual Thought Ironically, participating in the “I have free will” meme requires intentionally reducing one’s apparent free will.

1.2k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 4d ago

Speculation We're so screwed if we ever meet hostile aliens. It's going to be a race to see who can sell out the rest of the world.

3.0k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 4d ago

Casual Thought All punishment is retroactive.

0 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 4d ago

Casual Thought Your tongue instantly knows the texture of everything you see.

4.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 6d ago

Casual Thought Any time now, we're going to have ghosts that know how to manipulate our smart phones.

834 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 6d ago

Speculation It's possible a few alien abductees who were "anal probed" were just trying to avoid anti-sodomy laws.

1.2k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 6d ago

Casual Thought You will never see your actual face.

6.9k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 6d ago

Casual Thought The save my password function has unironically made people forget about the very password they wanted to save.

2.7k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 7d ago

Musing If you take into account bacteria and such, soap is probably one of the deadliest substances on earth.

5.0k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 7d ago

Casual Thought If the sun doesn't rise tomorrow it also won't set somewhere else.

385 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 7d ago

Casual Thought If we started at 90, and aged backwards, our kids would still have to take care of us towards the end of our lives.

2.5k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 7d ago

Casual Thought The movie myth of holding and cracking one’s head to fix a stiff neck probably hurt people more than cure them.

137 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 7d ago

Casual Thought There's a children's sing along song where the children practice deflecting their kleptomania with pathological lies and baseless accusations.

233 Upvotes