r/Snorkblot Aug 02 '25

Conspiracy Theories Favorite conspiracy theory

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u/BouillonDawg Aug 03 '25

So uh…this dudes just in the closet right?

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u/Party-Bug7342 Aug 04 '25

“Why do the homosexuals keep making me want to dick down a twink?”

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u/BouillonDawg Aug 04 '25

“Yeah bro I hate those fucking twinks…walking around all svelt and breedable, this is clearly the democrats trying to make me gay!”