When Worlds Collide

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[u/SigintSoldier]

[u/Fantastic_Bar_3570 → u/SigintSoldier]

New boot scoot

[u/That_Trapper_guy → u/Fantastic_Bar_3570]

Genuine ostrich skin

[u/JonestownKeyParty]

That's what a real proud boy looks like, not those losers you see marching for hate

[u/Trees_are_cool_ → u/JonestownKeyParty]

Amen.

[u/CelticSith]

[u/Trivi_13]

[u/Thubanstar → u/Trivi_13]

OK I WILL!

[u/NoTryAgaiin]

[u/Happy-Marketing-8197]

Commenting for traction, this is front page material here

[u/LauraTFem]

Tom of Cracker Barrel

[u/CollegePrestigious61]

I think I’m going to like this new brand

[u/Different_Pattern273]

My eyes are offended by this but just because of the color grading

[u/glacialmk5]

Now THIS is my kinda Cracker Barrel

[u/worldssmallestfan1]

Brunch on a budget

[u/No-Sand-75]

🔥 fire!

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[u/batssssscave]

watch conservatives get mad about this in 3...2...1

[u/Reasonable-HB678 → u/batssssscave]

They can if they want. But if they want to be considered rational human beings, they'll STFU.

[u/batssssscave → u/Reasonable-HB678]

Here'e the thing: they don't 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/Reasonable-HB678 → u/batssssscave]

Which is why I won't be holding my breath for that to occur.

[u/haceldama13]

This has my vote!

[u/concolor22]

Would eat there.

[u/Whole-Energy2105 → u/concolor22]

Any tip is a good tip. 😋

[u/Cheap-Lawyer3735 → u/Whole-Energy2105]

Do they accept more then the tip

[u/Creepy_Young_1061]

Never thought I’d see Cracker Barrel and this vibe mix.

[u/No-Flight-4214]

What’s in the barrel?

[u/BebeChupacabra]

Breakfast with Daddy. 🥰

[u/MayitBe]

This is the Cracker Barrel America needs.

[u/Whole-Energy2105]

It used to be the blue oyster bar nightclub.

[u/Cheap-Lawyer3735 → u/Whole-Energy2105]

Nice Police Academy reference

[u/BWWFC]

is it "old country, store" or "old, country store"?

[u/scratchypaper]

I might actually eat there.

[u/somegirl03]

I like this logo much better haha

[u/cooper3675]

What’s the deal with crakerbarrel logo

[u/Thubanstar → u/cooper3675]

They changed it and made it generic and boring.

This fictional, satiric version is a definite improvement.

[u/Reasonable-HB678 → u/cooper3675]

A manufactured outrage by MAGA conservatives over what was a changed logo.

[u/angry-peacemaker]

[u/EducationalQuiet1]

The only cop I respect

[u/Away_Caterpillar_963]

OMG! LOVE IT.

[u/SadnessMonster]

Serving cuntry food the way granpappy liked.

[u/Complete-Jicama891]

Old Timer

[u/MDanger]

This would make a great shirt

[u/GroundbreakingElk139]

Is the intention mockery? Because i like it.

[u/OddSweet]

sure thing, daddy

[u/Valten78]

TIL Rob Halford endorses Cracker Barrel.

[u/Jax72]

I have a hankering for a whole fistful!

[u/Ihaveaterribleplan]

It catches the eye

[u/BilboStaggins]

Gotta get this on shirts

[u/TameMarshmallow]

There we go.

[u/Thubanstar → u/TameMarshmallow]

And here we are.

[u/Cheap-Lawyer3735]

Why doesn't Long John Silver try to reach out to the lesbian market

[u/Salacious_Wisdom]

Now with 80% more sass!

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[u/[deleted]]

Looks like a rainbow ss officer

[u/gutwyrming]

What a shame that it's blatantly AI-generated.

[u/KnivesInYourBelly]

Cope and seethe. You lost, you guys lost so fucking hard, it actually hurts me to type any of this out. Turns out all the money in the world isn’t as powerful as you thought it was.

[u/Thubanstar → u/KnivesInYourBelly]

Who are you addressing with this statement?

Honestly curious, there's a whole lot of coping and seething going on right now for a lot of different groups of people.

[u/Most-Dog-312]

Hate to tell you there's a lot more straight people than there are gay people. This would fail beyond hard

[u/Xx_ExploDiarrhea_xX → u/Most-Dog-312]

There's way more gay people than straight people though. Most of the population was turned gay with chemicals in the water, just like the friggin frogs

[u/Thubanstar → u/Xx_ExploDiarrhea_xX]

Then why isn't the world nicer and cleaner?

[u/azrider → u/Most-Dog-312]

It's not between gay people and straight people. It's people who think that gay people should be treated like humans and those who don't.

[u/Trees_are_cool_ → u/azrider]

That's the way to put it. Yes.

[u/Raze_the_werewolf → u/Most-Dog-312]

Wtf. Are you mental? It's a joke, you muppet. How do you know theres more straight people? Maybe the gay people are just afraid to say their gay? Maybe their all just hiding in closets waiting to jump out at ya to get you from behind, lad? I didn't even know cracker barrel was a restaurant until you freaks started carrying on about how woke the new sign was. There was nothing woke about it. It was just a regular sign with the name. Bloody hell, I always thought cracker barrel was just a cheap cheese company, ffs.

[u/Trees_are_cool_ → u/Most-Dog-312]

Yeah, but of us straight people aren't fucking bigots. I'd wear this on a t-shirt. Solidarity.

[u/MayitBe → u/Most-Dog-312]

Bold of you to assume that straight people don’t go to gay bars

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