r/StartledCats • u/makeliketome • Mar 16 '25

Stopping the meatslaps before they happen

8.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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528

u/Jigglyandfullofjuice Mar 16 '25

is it just me or was that the intro to Tutti Frutti?

86

u/cantwejustplaynice Mar 16 '25

A whop bam boom.

21

u/Drink-my-koolaid Mar 16 '25

We go together like rama lama lama a dingity dingy dong :)

62

u/doyletyree Mar 16 '25

Live version.

549

u/doyletyree Mar 16 '25

They just look so damn silly without their pajamas.

Like that one who’s facing the camera: it’s like being menaced by a tiny little elderly man.

Who’s dressed in a scrotum.

I just can’t take you seriously when you look at me like that.

37

u/NoDogsNoMausters Mar 16 '25

The little rat tail curling around is sending me

16

u/Ish810 Mar 17 '25

Dressed in a scrotum 😂😂😂💀💀💀

2

u/doyletyree Mar 17 '25

Channeling Ze Frank :-)

597

u/I_wash_my_carpet Mar 16 '25

I've never laughed while terrified before. Neat cats, but they spark some kind of primal fear in my soul

286

u/Geno_Warlord Mar 16 '25

So you fear ball sacks with claws and teeth?

131

u/ThatCommunication423 Mar 16 '25

Everytime I take a piss

227

u/EmpathLessTraveled Mar 16 '25

I was honestly hoping to hear some meat slaps :(

142

u/Infamous_Night6433 Mar 16 '25

I fear for your DMs…

7

u/I-RateBoobies Mar 20 '25

Just google “meat slaps” I’m sure you can find a lot

95

u/seeker46n2 Mar 16 '25

The closest cat gave a look like: WTF lady?!?? You think you are funny?

48

u/lowkey_dingus Mar 16 '25

You cha-ba-balooba'd before they could whamp-bam-boom

70

u/HouseOfZenith Mar 16 '25

Snap back to meowlity

30

u/anadacragamakala Mar 16 '25

oop there goes gravity

23

u/obnoxiousdrunk77 Mar 16 '25

Fantastic jumps from both cats!

24

u/Baman2099 Mar 16 '25

I wouldnt have the heart to stop that ham slappin, the sound is hilarious

16

u/IaMtHel00phole Mar 16 '25

Let the meat slaps commence!

56

u/DanGTG Mar 16 '25

Now they take turns shitting in your shoes.

18

u/BananaBitme Mar 16 '25

“Meatslaps” 😭😭 AYYYOOOOOO

22

u/blac_sheep90 Mar 16 '25

Naked cats and bare feets. Daring post.

11

u/dachloe Mar 16 '25

Meatslaps. It's in my vocabulary now.

9

u/meaton124 Mar 16 '25

Big meaty cats slapping meat

3

u/NecessaryWeather4275 Mar 16 '25

You scared the shit out of me.

3

u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Jun 24 '25

Spooking the naked little goblins

5

u/Unhappy_Counter1278 Mar 16 '25

Haha meat slaps

2

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Goddamit even I jumped.

2

u/askthekeyboard Mar 16 '25

Can I borrow you for a moment to achieve world peace?

2

u/Kydra96 Mar 17 '25

That look the cat closest to the camera gave 🤣🤣 plan spoiled!

2

u/MissHotWinterX May 15 '25

They are so unreal 😍😍😍

1

u/InternationalBig7800 Mar 19 '25

Fightus Interruptus.

1

u/iwantjusticeeee Mar 20 '25

Dio and Jotaro

1

u/jasper81222 May 22 '25

Beerus and Champa fighting over the last snack again.

1

u/Errorstatel Jul 13 '25

Ok, I have to ask... Does it look like two old men having a slap fight in a sauna?

1

u/EnsoDonovan 15d ago

I adore these angels!

1

u/La_Baraka6431 14d ago

It's the PAW! 🤣🤣🤣 Like, "Holy FUCK, Mom!!"

1

u/ImAToiletSeat 14d ago

Whyd you have to call it that...