r/SuddenlyGay • u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn • 1d ago

Who was more sus?

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u/JealousDog99 1d ago

gotta make sure

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn 1d ago

There had to be other ways! Like sense of smell or temperature!

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u/chapPilot 1d ago

You are no fun!

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u/JealousDog99 1d ago

or shove it up his ass

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u/monxro 1d ago

milk it out of the homie just to compare the taste

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u/JealousDog99 1d ago

now that's the slutty thinking we need more of in this world

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn 23h ago

You right. Only way to be completely certain is a facial. Then they'll both have post nut clarity simultaneously 😂

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u/anonfredo 10h ago

Right? But if it is odourless, I'd be curious about the guy's diet.

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u/someone_like_me 23h ago

Only way to know who did it.

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u/Atharaphelun 1d ago

What if the cum is ☣️ though? I'm not taking that chance.

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u/JealousDog99 1d ago

fair point

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u/AnonImus18 1d ago

Must have taken him a long time to fill that bottle.

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn 1d ago

He could've had help from a friend or two or ...

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u/AnonImus18 1d ago

True. Cooperation makes it happen.

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u/JockBbcBoy 1d ago

What did the dude say? I can't read lips.

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u/WouldbeWanderer 23h ago

He said

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u/HolleWatkins 18h ago

I'm pretty sure he actually said

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u/TheGuyWithLeastKarma 15h ago

I can read "my eyes" in the end, I'm guessing "did u just c*m in/on my eyes"

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u/JockBbcBoy 11h ago

😂😂😂😂 Thank you

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u/Origami07 22h ago

wth dude this taste like your cum

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u/Affectionate_Cell954 1d ago

I love this old trick

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u/JockBbcBoy 1d ago

I prefer the hand in warm water, personally.

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u/Affectionate_Cell954 1d ago

What about the hand on the dick trick or better the face?

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u/JockBbcBoy 1d ago

You mean Hot Dog on the Face? Lol yeah I've done that one a few times.

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn 1d ago

He looks like a young Trevor Noah.