Exactly. First rule of TV death is someone has to feel for a pulse, then shake their head and close the person's eyes. Second rule is the only way to absolutely kill a person is to shoot them through the heat or the heart. Unless they're a bad guy.
Looks like it's time to reform the Secret Service as well. Still plenty of people out there that aren't going to be happy about the US government making a comeback.
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u/NotATheologian Sep 07 '15
FUCK. HE SHOT HER.