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r/TheMightyBox • u/TheMightyBox72 • Jul 13 '19
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MARISHA (BEAU): I'm going to elbow Yasha in the nose.
MATT: Go for it.
MARISHA: Straight attack, right.
LIAM: Yes.
MARISHA (BEAU): Mmm hmm, that hits. 24.
MATT: That hits. Roll damage.
MARISHA (BEAU): Oh, I should have used my staff for this one. Can I use my staff for this one?
MATT: Sure, go for it, if you want to. Yeah, go for it.
MARISHA (BEAU): It doesn't matter. It's actually technically lower. 7 damage.
MATT: 7 points damage, reduced to half, so 3 points bludgeoning damage to her. Make another wisdom save.
TRAVIS (YASHA): No more advantage, right?
MATT: Correct, just a single roll.
TRAVIS: Gil.
MARISHA: Fuck us, Gil.
SAM: Fuck us, Gil.
TRAVIS (YASHA): 9.
MATT: 9, she doesn't work. Next.
MARISHA: She doesn't save?
MATT: No, she doesn't make the save. She's still charmed.
SAM: We didn't want him to fuck us. We wanted him to not fuck us. We said the wrong thing!
MATT: You did, you did. Crack across her face, Yasha goes- [flinches with impact, turns back to look ahead darkly]
TALIESIN: She has to roll really goddamn high.
LAURA: Yeah, she has to roll, like, a natural 20.
TALIESIN: 17, I believe, is what she has to roll.
TRAVIS: That would not have-
MATT: That's your first attack, Beau?
LAURA: Hit her again.
MATT: What are you doing, Beau?
MARISHA: It's useless.
LIAM: No, it's not.
LAURA: No it's not, hit her again.
MATT: The first hit does nothing. You have another attack and a bonus. What're you doing?
LIAM: Punch her in the gooch, come on.
MARISHA (BEAU): Fine, I will hit her again, I will hit her again. I guess we don't want her to- 18.
MATT: 18 hits. Go ahead and roll damage.
LIAM: Take her out. One of these will take her out of it.
MARISHA (BEAU): That's 8 damage.
MATT: Reduced to 4. She takes four points of bludgeoning damage.
TRAVIS (YASHA): Yes. 13.
MATT: 13. She maintains.
SAM: Goddamn it.
MATT: Bonus attack.
MARISHA (BEAU): She has to roll a 17 or higher. Yeah, that hits. 19.
MATT: 19, go ahead and roll damage. Just smacking her across the head and then punching. Roll damage for the punch.
LIAM: Come on, Slow-regard.
MARISHA (BEAU): 10 damage.
TRAVIS (YASHA): 10 damage?
MATT: Reduced to 5.
TRAVIS: Come on, CR dice.
MATT: Mark the 5.
TRAVIS (YASHA): 16.
MARISHA: Wait, that's what we need.We needed 17.
MATT: 16's what she needs. 16's the DC.
MARISHA: Just beat the shit out of my friend!
MATT: Take the 5 damage for Yasha on top of that, and with a third hit [flinches back with impact again, pauses, then rubs chin] "Ugh."
MARISHA (BEAU): I go, [punctuating every word with a mimed punch] "You are in a toxic relationship!"
MATT: Her fist [impact] catches the last punch and she goes, "I'm sorry."
Episode 55 - Duplicity - 3:40:01
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u/TheMightyBox72 Sep 06 '19
MARISHA (BEAU): I'm going to elbow Yasha in the nose.
MATT: Go for it.
MARISHA: Straight attack, right.
LIAM: Yes.
MARISHA (BEAU): Mmm hmm, that hits. 24.
MATT: That hits. Roll damage.
MARISHA (BEAU): Oh, I should have used my staff for this one. Can I use my staff for this one?
MATT: Sure, go for it, if you want to. Yeah, go for it.
MARISHA (BEAU): It doesn't matter. It's actually technically lower. 7 damage.
MATT: 7 points damage, reduced to half, so 3 points bludgeoning damage to her. Make another wisdom save.
TRAVIS (YASHA): No more advantage, right?
MATT: Correct, just a single roll.
TRAVIS: Gil.
MARISHA: Fuck us, Gil.
SAM: Fuck us, Gil.
TRAVIS (YASHA): 9.
MATT: 9, she doesn't work. Next.
MARISHA: She doesn't save?
MATT: No, she doesn't make the save. She's still charmed.
SAM: We didn't want him to fuck us. We wanted him to not fuck us. We said the wrong thing!
MATT: You did, you did. Crack across her face, Yasha goes- [flinches with impact, turns back to look ahead darkly]
TALIESIN: She has to roll really goddamn high.
LAURA: Yeah, she has to roll, like, a natural 20.
TALIESIN: 17, I believe, is what she has to roll.
TRAVIS: That would not have-
MATT: That's your first attack, Beau?
LAURA: Hit her again.
MATT: What are you doing, Beau?
MARISHA: It's useless.
LIAM: No, it's not.
LAURA: No it's not, hit her again.
MATT: The first hit does nothing. You have another attack and a bonus. What're you doing?
LIAM: Punch her in the gooch, come on.
MARISHA (BEAU): Fine, I will hit her again, I will hit her again. I guess we don't want her to- 18.
MATT: 18 hits. Go ahead and roll damage.
LIAM: Take her out. One of these will take her out of it.
MARISHA (BEAU): That's 8 damage.
MATT: Reduced to 4. She takes four points of bludgeoning damage.
TRAVIS (YASHA): Yes. 13.
MATT: 13. She maintains.
SAM: Goddamn it.
MATT: Bonus attack.
MARISHA (BEAU): She has to roll a 17 or higher. Yeah, that hits. 19.
MATT: 19, go ahead and roll damage. Just smacking her across the head and then punching. Roll damage for the punch.
LIAM: Come on, Slow-regard.
MARISHA (BEAU): 10 damage.
TRAVIS (YASHA): 10 damage?
MATT: Reduced to 5.
TRAVIS: Come on, CR dice.
MATT: Mark the 5.
TRAVIS (YASHA): 16.
MARISHA: Wait, that's what we need.We needed 17.
MATT: 16's what she needs. 16's the DC.
MARISHA: Just beat the shit out of my friend!
MATT: Take the 5 damage for Yasha on top of that, and with a third hit [flinches back with impact again, pauses, then rubs chin] "Ugh."
MARISHA (BEAU): I go, [punctuating every word with a mimed punch] "You are in a toxic relationship!"
MATT: Her fist [impact] catches the last punch and she goes, "I'm sorry."
Episode 55 - Duplicity - 3:40:01