r/TheMonkeysPaw 20h ago

I wish I had an extra two hours of “pocket time” that only I exist in the end of the day.

12 Upvotes

The world still exists in this time and it’s the same day, everyone else has already moved on to the next day and I’ll pop into that same next day when the two hours are up as if no time has passed.


r/TheMonkeysPaw 22h ago

I wish there was a Mucinex commercial where Mr. Mucus defeats Mucinex and then kills the person who tried you get rid of him by suffocating them with mucus.

3 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish to perform a public speech in Italy declaring that Pizza Hut is better than authentic Italian pizza, because it has more toppings and better flavor.

8 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish to eat 20 pieces of KFC Original Recipe chicken in one sitting.

1 Upvotes

I might unironically do this tomorrow, will post on 196 if I do


r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish that Donald trump owned stakes in all renewable energy companies and was motivated to integrate green energy nation wide

19 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish there was an invincible clown who spent his time roaming the world looking for fascists to throw water balloons at

25 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish people had a built in sense that allows them to feel the love the people around them have for them.

6 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish that the multiverse was real so that I could see what choices other me made in life.

8 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish all my histamines were replaced with antihistamines (2nd generation antihistamines)

3 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish my factory workers would stop dying all the time.

9 Upvotes

Paying 200 pounds whenever one of those idiots gets themselves killed at work isn't even that much of a problem. But the production downtimes whenever we have to peel a mutilated body out of the gears is really hurting my bottom line.


r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish that whenever a helicopter is flown, Richard Wagner's "The Ride of The Valkyries" is playing on full volume on loudspeakers.

2 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

i wish that every flat earther would be teleported to an actual flat earth for a few minutes

6 Upvotes

They would also have to prove the earth is actually round and they were wrong all this time after they get back to our world


r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish Android and Apple users stopped being so toxic to each other

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

I wish to start a highly successful dinosaur cult.

12 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

I wish to be as productive in my real life as I am on my Stardew Valley farm.

15 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

I wish that when everybody wakes up in the morning it turns out that these last 2 weeks and 1 day were a dream so that Silksong's release date wasn't confirmed yet.

3 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

I wish credit scores didn’t exist for ppl born 1980s+

8 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 5d ago

I wish that instead of releasing today, Silksong was delayed another 8 years with zero changes to the game.

7 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 5d ago

I wish Taylor Swift became only able to speak in the same tone and manner as Jar-Jar Binks.

14 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 5d ago

Side-Effects I wish I was in the Panty & Stocking universe.

3 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

EX+SE I wish for a brand new life…

2 Upvotes

…in an actually good country.


r/TheMonkeysPaw 5d ago

Side-Effects I wish I was the Angry Video Game Nerd.

4 Upvotes