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u/UnDeadPuff 4d ago
Turn australian. Use a fucking cunt.
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u/nevadapirate 4d ago
Im American and Cunt is a show stopper here. It really fuckin works.
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u/sbgoofus 4d ago
fucking hold that... keep it in your back pocket to be used ONLY in the direst of circumstances.... other countries have wrecked that word.. but it's still powerful here
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u/That_Chemical_7763 4d ago
I’m fucking British yoouuuu fuuuuhhhhckinh cuuuuuuuhhhhnt
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u/Professional-Poem542 4d ago
Came to say this. Best work mates are from UK and Melbourne. Cunt has turned into my go-to utili-word for, well, just about fucking everything.
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u/its_ya_girl420 4d ago
The motherfuck
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u/desertvision 4d ago
Grandmotherfuck
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u/gazowiec fat fuck 4d ago
Fuck in polish - KURWA
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u/Beltalady Fuck ✨everything✨ 4d ago
We made an international scheiße-kurwa-manyak-blyat at work. But I still used fuck a lot.
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u/404NoSleepFound 4d ago
lmfao, is that 4 fucking languages? I recognise Sheiße from German (no, I'm not fuckin' German!)
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u/Beltalady Fuck ✨everything✨ 3d ago
Yeah, it's 4, we also throw in pula for good measure. (Man, Romanian women swearing is fucking scary.)
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u/The_ONE1-1 1d ago
Manyak? Turkish mention? Id suggest "anasının pembe amını siktiğim"(the one ive fucked the pink bussy of mother)
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u/janne_harju 4d ago
In fucking Finland we use perkele which is much better than fucking fuck.
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u/Mintmarlin77 4d ago
I love perkele, I'm not finnish but mysummer car has taught me wonders, fucking wonderful game!
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u/Ok_Dragonfruit7201 4d ago
No, kurva means whore. Pierdolic means fuck in Polish.
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u/gazowiec fat fuck 4d ago
Kurwa means both fuck and whore, pierdolić means (to) fuck
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u/LexStalin 4d ago
May I interest you in learning Russian?
We have round about 20 ways to say fuck and 300 phrases and funny words to say per situation
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u/MulberryChance6698 Fuck ✨everything✨ 4d ago
Lul. I knew the Russians fucked, but I'd don't know they fucked this hard!
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u/Clinically_Insane- Fucklord 4d ago
Fuck! I need to learn fucking russian. I love the Word fuck but I need more diverse Forms of fuck
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u/Samborrod 4d ago
Ah yes, the swear word combo of ballwhoring cuntfuck (промудоблядская пиздопроëбина) is a well-known one.
Oh, and "Fuck [off] through three cunts and two wells" (иди нахуй через три пизды и два колодца) is a famous quote.
(I'm not insulting anyone, let me post😭)
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u/Woah-435 4d ago
You need the supreme version. FUCK.
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u/No_File212 3d ago
If you look carefully the word fuck is composed of protons neutrons and electrons , so basically there is no fucking word stronger than fuck . how many fucking times do I need to explain this . FUCK !
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u/MorbidandBack 4d ago
Figgity Fuck!
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u/Hancup 4d ago
Shh! What the fuck, dude!? Are you trying to summon the Great Fucker who will usher in fuckapocalypse!? Don't use those words of evocation!
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u/Beaches1217 4d ago
Omg. The great fucker! I am fucking dying! I am picturing him with a giant crown with jewels, rubies, and the word “fuck” written in gold. He also has a scepter with the word “fuck” written in gold.
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u/Hancup 3d ago
You're not imagining, ya gettin a fuckin prophecy from him.
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u/webDreamer420 2d ago
And the sky will rain of fucks. And a white fuck will be riding a fuck leading a legion of fucks
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u/theliewelive 4d ago
Click clackety duck, this is what the fuck... I want.
(Please tell me someone gets this fucking reference)
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u/nevadapirate 4d ago
I just add a fuck in the middle of words when I need my words to have more fuckin impact. like Unbefiuckinglievable.
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u/Princess-Puppy99 4d ago
Mierda (fuck) said in an aggressive tone can be very satisfying imo
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u/Wifeburglar22-on-PSN 4d ago
Mierda fucking means Shit, Joder fucking means fuck
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u/Big-Reward-6274 4d ago
Came to say this, fuck, get it together. Chingar is the fucking verb you search for
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u/BogusIsMyName 4d ago
Damn it to fuck. I was going to say something very similar. Start cursing in a different language. I like shine (pronounced she-ne) japanese word meaning to die.
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u/chinasorrows2705 4d ago
chinga tu madre (fuck your mother) works wonders for me, if I'm really pissed I'll add the puto sometimes multiple
please don't think I'm telling you to have sex with your mom 😭😭😭😭
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u/thisisthetomato 4d ago
May I humbly represent the fucking small country of the Netherlands.
Not only do we swear using the word fuck, but our expletives includes every fucking disease you can think of.
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u/JUDY11G 4d ago
In french(quebec) we say Tabarnak. It's the ultimate swear word and it feels fucking good to say, better than saying fuck.
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u/Eupamfreous 4d ago
I present to you a +1 masterwork adamantium Fucktopalipse Use responsibility and enjoy
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u/lfuckingknow 4d ago
That's why we italians have fucking slurs against fucking God Jesus and the saint
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u/Westsaide 4d ago
I always find FUCK ME to have a lot if gravitas to it. Try that?! Experiment with tone though. Aggressive, exasperated, whimsical, loud as fuck.
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u/jtowndtk 4d ago
Fuckin right innit
Anyone can make up a new word
What would hit harder than fuck
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u/CuteYak4406 4d ago
Just string together an obscene chain of curses. “FUCKING CUNT FACED DICK RIDING SHIT FUCKER” doesn’t look as good on paper but it works when said
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u/No-Bell1184 4d ago
Nothing is better than fuck. The only way to out fuck a fuck is through physical fucking violence.
Great fucking question too. Like some real jeti shit, I sense the fuck is strong in you. You must use the fuck only for good and always respect its eminence power. May the fuck be with you.
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u/Shadowthewolfalt Fuck ✨everything✨ 4d ago
This fucking post came to me at the perfect fucking time, because I desperately need to say a stronger fuck word
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u/Lost-Average8108 4d ago
Well fucking use motherfuck, if that doesn't fucking work you can use random Russian words, they all sound fucking pissed 😂
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u/Stupid_boy2038 4d ago
Блять is stronger than fuck
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u/Thepromc64 4d ago
no fucking one who fucking doesn't speak fucking russian or whatever fucking language that fucking is fucking knows how to fucking pronounce that fucking word
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u/buzzylishyf 4d ago
https://youtu.be/fFl7hEVSE1Q?si=-dGK16zXQ7a9goKi
You just need add polish fuck "KURWA" to your vocabulary. If it's not enough, just learn some more polish swearwords.
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u/Kindly-Ad-8573 4d ago
bum fuckitty fucker tits washing machine dishwasher, I find is reserved for those fucking fucker moments, where fuck isn't fucking enough.
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u/NightSky0503 FUCK YEAH 3d ago
Fuckity, Fuckity! Fuck Fuck Fuck! Or Fuck Shit Fuck! Are two of my favorites
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u/Philsie136 3d ago
Cunt, cunting bollocks, You Cunt! No room for interpretation, you call someone or something a cunt and you mean it-fucking big time
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u/Professional-Wrap323 3d ago
It sounds like you need the Dutch. We have some of the best cursing in the world. Change fuck to “KANKER” - yes that’s cancer and yes it is used for swearing. If you are really feeling stressed you could try: “kanker kut tyfus” which means cancer cunt typhoid. It’s good isn’t it?
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Fucknugget – goofy but still insulting.
Cockwaffle – absurd, memorable.
Twatwaffle – same energy, extra sting.
Assgoblin – insulting + funny.
Shitweasel – paints a picture no one wants.
Thunderfuck – sounds mythic and violent.
Gobshite (Irish) – someone who talks endless crap.
Numpty (Scottish) – an idiot, but cutting.
Arsebiscuits (UK) – creative, silly, degrading.
Bollocks (UK) – versatile like fuck, but sharper.
Eejit (Irish/Scots) – playful but dismissive.
You festering sack of donkey spunk.
You rancid, slack-jawed cockgoblin.
You flea-bitten, shit-stained thunderfuck.
You crusty gobshite of a man.
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u/Itchy-Astronomer9500 3d ago
Bloody fuckin’ hell
(Pronounced blody (humming with shoddy) flockin’ell)
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u/richbrandow 4d ago
I’ve learned through the years that in America, cunt is considered much worse than fuck.
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u/Pixi-Garbage7583 4d ago
Freck! It wouldn't even be cussing with words like fuck, fuckin, fucking, etc
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u/ZePatator 4d ago
Try the Québec classic, "Tabarnak"... you'll thank me later. DM me for prononciation tips. I would say as versatile and maybe more powerful than ypur regilar fuck
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u/No_Question_8083 4d ago
In my fucking language when fuck isn’t strong enough some people use ✨CANCER✨
It’s somewhat controversial as some people have lost family to cancer, and don’t like using it as a slur, but it still gets used
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u/Wifeburglar22-on-PSN 4d ago
Fucking change up the way you say fuck.
Fuuuu uh uck
Or use Refuckdation as in what in the fucking refuckdation were you fucking thinking you fucking fuck
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u/heartstonedrose 4d ago
I gotta go with MOTHER FUCKER, pronounced separately but with equal emphasis on each. Even though it’s fucking telling me not to use that word, that’s the one I choose.
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u/Apprehensive_Test998 4d ago
fuckᶠᵘᶜᵏ