r/TokyoGhoul • u/Rude_Ad3342 • Jul 09 '25
Other Which of those ghouls would you trust to take care of you for a week?
Let's say you're badly injured and you're gonna need to be on bed rest for a week.
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u/Lex1253 Jul 09 '25
A hard maybe for Eto. But probably Banjou, because he probably wouldn't kill me needlessly.
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u/NicholasStarfall Jul 09 '25
I'd only choose Eto because she's rich
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u/le_honk Jul 09 '25
rich and only half inhuman G****
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u/Jilliels Jul 09 '25
Not sure that last part is what matters
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u/le_honk Jul 09 '25
Yes it does.
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u/Jilliels Jul 09 '25
How so?
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u/le_honk Jul 09 '25
I hate G***ls
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u/LopsidedAd4618 Jul 09 '25
Sucks to be you then, you're getting eaten with that mindset. Probably by Banjou too, maybe.
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u/Emphasis-Used Jul 09 '25
Banjo or Irimi if I wanna make it out alive I think
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Jul 09 '25
Eto. Do you see how she treated her editor? She actually cared. Everyone else is a no because they will kill me or they won't know how to take care of me, maybe for the tsukiyama family
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u/EquivalentAd1651 Jul 09 '25
What about banjoš¢
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Jul 09 '25
no disrespect to him but he would prob buy me like a cactus and expect me to eat it š
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u/Galaxy-Requiem Jul 09 '25
Nah thatās Naki š
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u/reluctant_return Jul 15 '25
"Humans eat plants, right? This was on sale. I'm pretty sure I've seen humans eat plants plenty of times, so, like you're good, yeah? You need a fork for something?"
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u/Galaxy-Requiem Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 16 '25
Pretty much this but bad spelling š
Edit: Procedds to feed you cactus
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u/MinimumTomfoolerus Jul 09 '25
What do you mean they will kill you, isn't it a given that in this scenario you are their friend?
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Jul 09 '25
I'm not talking direct, I'm deffo getting like food poisoning or some disease bc of what they're gonna feed me
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u/Rude_Ad3342 Jul 10 '25
They aren't your friends in this situation. Just their normal selves so whether or not they kill you depends on their character.
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u/MinimumTomfoolerus Jul 10 '25
What's the point then bruh? Why are you having Rize? as an option? Or Shachi who we don't know anything about his towards-humans behavior.
Edit: or Tsukiyama or Roma...
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u/Ok_Republic_1311 Jul 09 '25
For me Eto or Banjou. Banjou an obvious choice, but Eto? More complex, may depend on her mood, sociopath tendencies but ultimately I feel like Eto follows a kill or be killed mentality. Thereās no evidence of her torturing or needlessly killing humans for no reason, her editor held a close place in her heart and what happened to him is heart breaking, you could tell from the manga that cut her deep what Furuta did. Sheās a highly complex character that deserves her status as a Tokyo Ghoul GOAT.
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u/TomatoSauce007 Jul 09 '25
I thought about this for a bit and came to a realization that Tsukiyama is the only one who could actually take care of me, because I donāt speak Japanese and heās the only character shown to know how to speak English (as far as I know)
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u/Rude_Ad3342 Jul 09 '25
When did he speak English? He can speak French but when has he been shown to speak English?
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u/Open_Name_923 Jul 09 '25
Naki or Banjo, they would prolly actually care
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u/Rude_Ad3342 Jul 09 '25
Wouldn't Naki just kill you? I haven't finished Re yet so I could be wrong.
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u/Open_Name_923 Jul 09 '25
maybe... he's just pretty chill. He worships Jason but I don't think he's actually a bad guy.
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u/Dreaxus4 Jul 09 '25
Naki wouldn't kill you, intentionally. He has by far the highest chance of doing it accidentally, though.
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u/BatuhanTahaBarut Jul 09 '25
i mean if he tries enough it is almost the same level of treatment as Banjou
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u/blode_bou558 Jul 09 '25
Towards the end Id go Naki or Banjo.
Banjo's a bro. Eto I think Id have to prove myself to her somehow
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u/Slight_Message_8373 Jul 10 '25
Here's the thing tho. Naki would care, but naki is a moron. He ain't taking care of jack
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u/Nangbaby Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 15 '25
Eto - No. Even if I'm not a threat to any of her plans, she's not exactly the most nurturing person.
Naki - No. He is just so dumb that he would probably hurt me worse me by accident to the point where I just beg him to eat me.
Ayato - No. He'd almost certainly kill me, painfully. Even as his most benign he probably let me die of neglect.
Tsukiyama - Oh HECK NO! I'm not interesting enough to end up on his plate, but he has no clue on how to care for someone who requires bed rest. By the end of the week I'd beg to be eaten just to get away from him.
Irimi - Yes. She's responsible enough and mature enough to put aside any little lingering malice towards humans to the side. In the worst case scenario, unlike the others if she were to kill me it would be very quick.
Roma - No. I wouldn't trust her, but in a twist, other than some "accidents" she probably would be good at the job. After all, to paraphrase the Joker, there wouldn't be much funny about killing me.
Matsumae - No. I have no doubt Matsumae is extremely capable of taking care of me, but her ultimate alignment is the Tsukiyama household, and I have no idea whether or not my recovery is in their interests.
Shachi - No. He's too Rize-aligned. He'd only take care of me until Rize somehow came around.
Rize - No. She is so flighty, independent, and unpredictable that she would not be reliable to care for me at all. The only good thing is that I'm not her type, but I'd probably die of neglect.
Banjou - Yes. He's steadfast, sympathetic, and loyal and so I think I would be good in his care.
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u/Jana_Darko Jul 11 '25
This is the only correct answer. Why are ppl saying Eto, didn't she painfully torture Kanaeššš
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u/Nangbaby Jul 11 '25
A lot of people think that she just tortured Kanae solely to make her stronger, that she really didn't enjoy doing it, and that the ends justify the means.
People will sanctify Eto all day long.
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u/XCemAlpX Jul 15 '25
just show up in a white suit naki will take care of you crazy
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u/Nangbaby Jul 15 '25
I'm a cisgendered human gaijin female who would make a mockery of any suit. That'd give him a reason to refuse to take care of me. After all, the only way to wear a white suit is to "earn" the right to wear it.
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u/XCemAlpX Jul 15 '25
i feel like naki is so dumb you can easily manipulate him into protecting you... like saying youre yamoris old friend or smth and want to revenge his death, just make sure to convince him to protect you for a week
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u/Capital-Frosting-434 Jul 09 '25
Banjo for sure. Probably Irimi, and maybe Shachi. If he could deal with Rize, he could handle anyone, and I think he has enough self-control and appreciation for humans to not eat a human in his care.
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u/FlambyLamby Jul 09 '25
Banjo, Shu's servant (her name slipped my mind), Kaya, and these ones are controversial; Eto & Shachi.
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u/Careful_Biscotti_879 Jul 10 '25
Trusting a ghoul is how you frame a suicide as a murder
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u/MindDescending Jul 09 '25
Matsumei and Irimi. They are definitely the most humane out of the bunch. Irimi has her morality and Matsumei seems like she would be diligent in the job as long as thereās no conflict.
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u/Dreaxus4 Jul 09 '25
I agree, except that I think Banjo is probably the most humane, though probably not as good at taking care of people.
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u/Dracsxd Jul 10 '25
Matsumae is suuuuper humane... Until Tsukiyama decides he wants to eat your left kidney specifically, then she proceeds to go fetch him his silverware and tie you down while he rips it out from you in cold blood
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u/dwn-unda-chese Jul 09 '25
I havenāt watched or read Tokyo ghoul but the lady on the second to last slide looks pretty chill
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u/Lex1253 Jul 09 '25
its over for bro
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u/Dreaxus4 Jul 09 '25
It just goes to show you, Rize was good at what she did. Which is trick guys so that she could eat them, and not the fun way.
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u/Physical_Bill_8203 Jul 27 '25
You just picked one of last the characters on this list weād all try and trust.
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u/CerealMaple114 Jul 09 '25
The gourmet obviously. He is interested in special people, and Iām by no means special, so we would just keep me there for the week and then leave when itās over. Since Iāve watched Tokyo Ghoul, I can just tell him where Kaneki would be at the time, and then have him go there at the end of the week, which would also help me
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u/Rude_Ad3342 Jul 09 '25
Don't forget he broke into a random woman's home and ripped out her eyeballs.
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u/CerealMaple114 Jul 09 '25
I would assume that the woman had unique eyes that he wanted, but I might be in trouble for that because I have grey eyes. I donāt think Iām special though, so he probably wouldnāt take my eyes, since they normally appear as blue
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u/Dreaxus4 Jul 09 '25
She had eyes that Tsukiyama considered beautiful, what exactly he meant is unclear. Still, if he doesn't find you interesting there's a good chance he'll just leave you to die rather than actually care for you.
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u/Felix-shadow Jul 10 '25
Banjou and Irimi are probably the most safe choices here considering how lawful neutral they are towards humans
Matsumae would be a second considering her capabilities although her loyalty lies somewhere else
ShachiĀ seems like a chill and reasonable guy, until Rize is involved in the picture, then it becomes a hard "NO"
Naki..., I'll be the one taking care of him
Ayato, he's one of my favorites, but he would straight up kill me or neglect me, either way I'll die, but I'll choose him for the lol's
Eto it's complicated, probably a really high gamble, but I'll say it's a no
Roma... just no, N-O
Rize, we are literally a free snack handed over to her in a silver stray, what else can be said?
Tsukiyama, If you are interesting to him he might let you live, and then eat you, if not, then I don't think he'll even care about taking care of you, I don't even know if he knows how to anyways
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u/Dangerous_Jacket_129 Jul 09 '25
Roma. I want whoever finds me to be confused by the state she's left me in.
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u/INfusion2419 Jul 09 '25
I saw roma n was like "dafuq" obviously im gonna end up trafficked or suffer some mind destroying fate
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u/Dangerous_Jacket_129 Jul 09 '25
Either she'd just be a clown and keep me entertained, or she'd somehow brutally murder me and arrange me in a funny pose. Either way, I'd let her. I'd even have suggestions for the latter.
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u/ItsMadless Jul 09 '25
Rize
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u/Loxading Jul 09 '25
š so we didnāt learn from the first few chapters of the manga?
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u/MinimumTomfoolerus Jul 09 '25
OP is dumb because he didn't specify the context but te scenario doesn't make sense if being a friend of each isn't a given. So suppose you are a friend of Rize, would you want her to take care of you?
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u/Dreaxus4 Jul 09 '25
If I'm a human, no because she cares only about getting pleasure from eating people and her dialogue to Kaneki in chapter 1 implies she gets a particular thrill out of betraying people before eating them. If I'm a ghoul, still no because she's still incredibly selfish and doesn't really care about anyone except herself.
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u/Loxading Jul 10 '25
Dude, š she would never have a single caring bone/soul/ or gene in her body that would care about someone like this girl is all about āI need to eat and think for myselfā thatās why she is always alone
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u/StickIcelands Jul 09 '25
For me it's easily Ayato or the guy on slide 4, which I'm going to assume is Shuu
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u/Sk8rboi__87 Jul 09 '25
Bro Banjo hands down the best option, easiest to befriend and least likely to kill you for no reason
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u/Pleasant_Fudge_182 Jul 09 '25
Everyone saying Eto in the comments are just simping(I am one of them)
Anyway Banjou for sure since I know he won't kill me.
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u/ninjagamingXplayz123 Jul 10 '25
Why is no one talking about Shachi? He treated rize as his own daughter
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u/Kastorbeast Jul 10 '25
Eto, Irimi and Shachi are cool if you're not a threat to them. Eto and Shachi even used to live with humans who knew about their ghoul nature. Though Shachi would yell at me all the time.
It's a toss up between Eto and Banjo.
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u/SafeWatercress3709 Jul 09 '25
Depends. Are they obliged to take care of me? I am a human, after all.
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u/imwhateverimis Jul 09 '25
It's either Banjou or Tsukiyama. Banjou has healing kagune, so that easily puts him ahead of the rest, while Tsukiyama is just loaded and I'm gonna go for him and his wallet if I can reasonably he won't eat me or something.
Eto is my third choice
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u/Flimsy-Guarantee1497 Jul 09 '25
Banjou is a chill guy and Eto is not a fanatic racist or anything I'm fine with either
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u/NicholasStarfall Jul 09 '25
Man i really don't know about lot of ghoul names. I bet that one girl in the suit would take good care of me, judging by how protective she is of Tsukiyama
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u/Jenna_is_my_coke Jul 09 '25
Eto. She can probably calm me down during these hard periods in my life š„¹
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u/VenatorFeramtor Jul 09 '25
What if i get in a hospital?
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u/Jilliels Jul 09 '25
Eto seems like a good choice if youāre given time to bond with her beforehand
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u/Dark_Stalker28 Jul 09 '25
Eto, circumstancially. She's randomly heinous to that Tusikiyama butler. But otherwise we've also just seen her be normal.And also is the only one who can eat regular food.
Banjou definitely.
Naki has the spirit.
Doberman was chill iirc.
Hard no to everyone else.
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u/Dreaxus4 Jul 09 '25
Well, Banjo and Irimi are the least likely to just kill me.
Matsumae wouldn't if she considered it her duty to take care of me and would probably be the best at actually taking care of someone.
Shachi is probably pretty safe too, he seems to have a degree of respect for humans.
Rize would eat me because It'd be easy to get away with given the scenario.
Roma is a Clown, I'm not going anywhere near her.
Tsukiyama would most likely either kill me and eat me or not care enough about me to bother taking care of me, and I'm not sure he'd be very good at it anyway. I mean, he has servants so he doesn't even really need to take care of himself, let alone anyone else. Best case here is he delegates it to Matsumae or another servant.
If this is pre-Aogiri arc Ayato he'll just kill me. Post-Aogiri arc Ayato might not, though I still wouldn't be confident. :re Ayato is the least likely to kill me, but it's still one of the riskier ones and I doubt he'd be very good at taking care of me anyway.
Naki will kill me, either because I'm human or through incompetence while trying to care for me.
Eto is a tricky one. She might kill me and eat me, she might not bother with me at all, she might care for me, or she might decide to torture me mentally and maybe physically. She's not my last choice, but realistically I wouldn't choose her.
Most of this changes if we're assuming that I'm on good terms with them. In which case I would probably choose Eto. My points on Rize, Roma, and Naki stand regardless.
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u/NextGenEclipse Jul 09 '25
Banjou definitely. He is a cool guy. The only other person I would choose is Irimi.
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u/notmyfaultimperfect Jul 10 '25
Irimi , or Matsumae. They likely won't be able to cook for me , but they're both very responsible and diligent.
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u/Rude_Ad3342 Jul 10 '25
Irimi did work at Anteiku so she might be able to make simple meals for you.
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u/Quandaledinglele1_ Jul 10 '25
Tha nutcracker š£š„š„ (or eto)
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u/voidreaver24 Jul 10 '25
Naki is goated.Not sure if he'd eat me tho.Eto is the most likely to not eat me
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u/Gwelared Jul 10 '25
Easy Tsukishima. I would just not shower and he wouldn't even be interested in eating me.
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u/Pluto940 Jul 10 '25
banjou, but if i need a body guard for whatever reason then either eto or shachi
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u/Apprehensive-Math193 Jul 10 '25
Banjo for emotional support and shachi if I need protection from other ghouls
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u/Beneficial_Candy9071 Jul 10 '25
Banjou and all the aogiri members shown. Boy, it must say something when a story's antagonist faction is likely more reasonable than the more "neutral" characters.
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u/P14P0 Jul 10 '25
the best option is banjou but I'd probably pick eto because she seems fun to have conversations with while I'm healing up
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u/mannic15 Jul 10 '25
I think naki would really try his best But the body guard ghoul would be the best
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u/Magnita_Korasaw Jul 10 '25
Well some of them might kill me because they're crazy and the rest will simply die with me because they're idiots, can I just stay alone, I'm fine with just that.
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u/Ok_Republic_1311 Jul 10 '25
I stated specifically thereās no evidence of Eto needlessly torturing humans. Eto did run Aogiri, but she didnāt necessarily sign off on Ken being tortured the way he was. Iām sure she was aware of what was going on, but when your a SSS ghoul Iām sure your outlook on some things become influenced by your rise to power. She took an interest in Kaneki after he beat Yamori and started to exhibit signs of possibly becoming a contender for One-Eyed King. Kanae got manipulated the way she did merely as a way to āwake upā Ken, that was strategic not random.
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u/Dracsxd Jul 10 '25
"There's no evidence that the girl who was getting off on torturing Kanae and who's right hand man has his mouth stitched up would torture anyone needlessly."
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u/PatientParticular587 Jul 11 '25
Matsumae, easiest question of my life, she will be the best one, competent and loyal to her duties
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u/BFSD92 Jul 12 '25
Banjo because he is best boi.
Naki if I can get him to pinky promise.
Roma and Rize would promise and then torture and kill me just to see my expression.
Tsukiyama I would only trust if taking care of me would help get him something down the line.
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u/would_you_kindlyy Jul 13 '25
Matasaka Kamishiro. I'd trust him not to eat me because I'm like 112lbs 5'8 lmao
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u/killerdemonsarus34 Jul 13 '25
Any that doesnt kill people
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u/Unfaithful-1630 Jul 09 '25
Ms Rise, only because there's not a high chance of being eaten and I'm a book person
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u/Unfaithful-1630 Jul 09 '25
That won't stop me from just getting killed on the spot but a risk is a risk
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u/nachotypiclbro Jul 09 '25
I feel kaya is the only correct answer, at least if I dont wnat to be eaten
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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25
Banjou def