r/TwoXChromosomes 9d ago

I have a black eye right now. The comments from men have been ✨️disturbing✨️

So, I have a black eye right now, courtesy of slipping over in the shower (make sure those grip mats are stuck down, people!).

Aside from the black eye and a bruised ego, I'm fine and have been living as normal, going to work, doing the shopping, just living life.

One thing I've noticed since having a swollen dark blue and purple eye is the stark differences in reactions between men and women. I'd say around 20% of the reactions from men have been sympathetic. 100% of the women have expressed concern and sympathy.

Yesterday, I was getting some things from my local store, when two men came down the same aisle as me. One looked at the other and said "someone must've burned dinner" with a smug grin on his face. They shared a laugh and I brushed it off as ignorance.

The day after it happened, I had to go to work. I got into the staff room and was almost immediately asked by a male coworker "what did you do to make him mad?" I just rolled my eyes and walked away. Later that day at lunch, two older men were speculating how I got the shiner. "She must've pissed her boyfriend off. Women these days just aren't as obedient as they used to be." Said one. "Good women are hard to come by now. She probably did something to deserve it. Women just don't respect men anymore." Said the other.

The bar for men is so low, and yet they still somehow manage to limbo under it. Ugh.

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u/JCXIII-R Basically Kimmy Schmidt 9d ago

"You think domestic violence is funny?"

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u/wizean 9d ago

They will never face it, so they think it is.

This should be reported to HR.

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u/OutlandishnessHour19 9d ago

100% report it.

Absolutely disgusting comments.

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u/twoisnumberone cool. coolcoolcool. 9d ago

100% report it.

Yes, in the US this would be an item in a hostile work environment claim -- and while this one instance may not be enough? You can be sure that those types of men make other comments...which may then remove them from the workplace, making room for better guys.

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u/JetSoulsForever 9d ago

I can tell you from experience that it's always best to at least make the discrimination complaint to HR and let them worry about consequences.

Maybe nothing will happen on the first report. Or maybe the new report was just the next on the stack and it happens to be the one that breaks the camel's back...

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u/29er_eww 9d ago edited 9d ago

As a manager at a large company I can tell you HR is not your friend and will look out for the companies best interests every time. Make sure you understand the impacts of making a complaint.

Edit: if you have evidence that will stand up in a lawsuit HR will always do the right thing. If it’s a “he said, she said” situation and one individual is more valuable than the other they will usually side with the “high value” sales person over the new young intern.

I really care about my team and tried to do the right thing and play it by the book. I’ve seen it at multiple companies now. My idealism was quickly replaced by realism.

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u/rfc2549-withQOS 9d ago

Sexism like that creates a liability for the company, so they can resolve it by removing any party - the woman as a quick fix or the men as a proactive action to show where the red lines are - a full reeducation program is likely too expensive, tho

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u/TheresAShinyThing 9d ago

It’s the company’s best interest to hold people accountable for their abhorrent behaviours and not allow employees to harass their coworkers and create hostile workplaces. Jfc “Hr is NoT yOuR fRiEnD” is such a reductive sentiment that harms people who should be reporting shit to HR.

In this case, NOT reporting this kind of intolerable behaviour will protect the people who are harassing their coworkers.

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u/HenriettaGrey 9d ago

HR isn’t your friend, though, and a lot of people don’t know that (by design). They need to know that. HR does not “hold people accountable”, they get rid of the person who will cause trouble and is most easily replaced. Just going to HR means you are willing to speak up and might sue in the future. Will they replace her, or two male employees? Which seems easier?

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u/Unplannedroute 9d ago

UK as well, equal rights act 2010

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u/Senior_Word4925 9d ago

Wow UK actually passed their ERA. Can we get our shit together, USA?

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u/notashroom Halp. Am stuck on reddit. 9d ago

US ERA was passed and ratified by all the necessary states to be the next amendment. The problem is that a Congress (not the one that passed it) made up a deadline -- which never existed for any other amendment, and a couple took longer to get the ratifications from states -- and the country is acting like that bullshit is somehow valid. Only misogyny gets this kind of special treatment where it has to jump double the hoops, per SOP.

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u/CatChick75 9d ago

Of course not we voted for a fraudster felon rapist pedophile

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u/doctormink 9d ago

Really. Imagine if her husband had actually beaten her. Those jokes would really land flat then. I'd like to see their faces if OP said something like "I was actually lucky this time, last time is was a broken wrist because he was holding a gun to my 2-year-old's head and threatening to kill me and the kids. What a riot, eh? So funny."

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u/nightmareinsouffle Basically Blanche Devereaux 9d ago

Then they’d blame her for endangering her children.

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u/Yowie9644 9d ago

"Pick better men"

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u/Doromclosie 9d ago

"Just leave if you don't like it".

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u/enkelvla 9d ago

And then “she took the kids and money so I can see how he went crazy and killed her”

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u/bjewel3 9d ago

I was thinking the same thing.

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u/HenriettaGrey 9d ago

Except many men are completely shameless and would just laugh. Many literally do not give a shit.

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u/eritouya 9d ago

I dunno why you assume they didn't mean it and it was just a bad joke. They 100% meant it and wouldn't be flabbergasted and bedridden with guilt if it really was domestic abuse

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u/theannihilator 9d ago

100%. It means they abuse their kids too (if they have any). My father was this way and tried to kill me for being born intersex (I was born with both)… also beat my mom….

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u/bjewel3 9d ago

This type of behavior is so completely unacceptable and wrong, I don’t even have words. I wish I could remove this from your life experiences

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u/theannihilator 9d ago

I appreciate it. I’m in a better place now with my wife. Even after my ex trying to make me a man even tho I’m female… but at least I’m better.

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u/bjewel3 9d ago

I am over the moon happy for you.

I hope your present harmony makes the journey seem a little less stressful and daunting.

We all need to know there are people out there who love us for ourselves and are just satisfied in knowing and interacting with us for exactly who we truly are!

I am grateful you seem to have found that.

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u/theannihilator 9d ago

Thank. You speak truth. Being accepted as cis, intersex, and/or trans should be default.

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u/dryad_fucker 9d ago

Found out I had a 25 year old sister when I was 19 cus my dad killed her mom's other fetus, so she ran when she got pregnant with my sister.

From what I understand he'd speak to women like this. Complete lack of empathy.

Ghosted my mom despite marrying and having my older brother with her, because I was born with a cleft palate. He held his hatred until I was six months old and then he vanished from everything for decades.

It's horrifying to see the differences between how men speak to women.

I'm trans, and pass rather well imo. I'm also disabled and need crutches to get around most days. Before transition (when I still looked like a man), when I needed crutches to move around I'd be met with questions along the lines of "oh! What happened to you?" Or things like "guess you fumbled the ball and slipped huh?" But now when I'm out and about, people will take the time to try blame it on me. Things like "what'd you do to yourself?" Or "how'd you fuck that up?" While gesturing to the knee and hip braces I have on.

I need people to be better, and keep their fucking mouth shut.

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u/theannihilator 9d ago

I agree. I am dominate female (75/25 female/male over simplification) and yea my father hated it. He never left which made it worse. Cause of the T heavy diet I ended up looking more masculine (and still do :( ). It also cause a very weird puberty (imagine having a period while being told it’s hemorrhoid and that you’re a guy). I have other issues including autoimmune endocrinological disease because of him…

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u/CouldBeBetterOrWorse 9d ago

I have other issues including autoimmune endocrinological disease because of him

That statement fascinates (not sure of a better word) me. I'm completely ignorant to how that works. I have thyroid issues. I'd always understood that autoimmune endo issues were simply your body attacking itself. It makes sense that stress caused by outside forces impact things like cortisol, etc. and cause a cascade effect. Could you guide me to better information? My search came up with less than conclusive search results

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u/theannihilator 9d ago

Mine was cause of forced testosterone. My body is highly sensitive to T and am supposed to be on E as I have ovaries and a little bit of testicle tissue (ovotestis). So when my body could get rid of the T it started in on attacking itself. Because of that I now have to take E just to keep me out of the hospital as a simple cold can send me into septic shock…

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u/CouldBeBetterOrWorse 9d ago

Thank you for the response--the human body is so fascinating. I'm sorry you're dealing with all of that. I sincerely hope you and your docs find something that makes your life as healthy as humanly possible.

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u/theannihilator 9d ago

Since it’s hormonal based my drs and I have found a dose that works. Not only has my autoimmune been under control for the past three years but I no longer get chronic strep throat, we don’t have to worry about the little stuff like getting a cold as much, and even my psoriasis has cleared up and under control. Just wish I followed the drs advice of the one I had almost 20 years ago (41 now) cause then I wouldn’t have lost my teeth or have the damage I have now but I had married a preachers daughter…. For me (at least and after years of therapy and support groups), I find it funny how all this was caused because my hormone levels were on par with someone with pcos.

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u/Vero_Goudreau 9d ago

Even worse, if one of their male friends confided to them that they are victims of domestic violence, they would either mock them or straight up don't believe them.

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u/yakshack 9d ago

The men's subs always post the whataboutism re: male victims of domestic violence and, for some reason, there's always silence when I ask WHO is making fun of those male victims or creating the reality where men don't feel comfortable coming forward.

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u/bjewel3 9d ago edited 9d ago

I’m curious: What are some of the male subs? I’d like to look

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u/JackxForge 9d ago

While the other person wasn't wrong it happens in every sub dominated by men. Trucking, construction, car subs. Honestly any sub dedicated to a specific model of car is just a fucking cesspit. The smaller they are the more you'll see shitty voices, maybe not amplified but not shut down.

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u/molasses_disaster 9d ago

The rate is about 1/10 men and 1/3 women, so most men will never face it, that's true. I hope you're in a place with supportive HR.

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u/ISwearImNotUnidan 9d ago

What's wild is they don't think they will face it. They absolutely can. It's more common than they think, but we don't talk about that kind of domestic violence enough.

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u/BleuDePrusse 9d ago

"Haha! Domestic violence, so funny!!!" said with a deadpan expression.

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u/ishitinthemilk 9d ago

They will tell you it's a joke and to lighten up.

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u/MadeByTango 9d ago

If OP is real and this happened at work, all you do is begin openly telling everyone how uncomfortable you are that _____ finds domestic abuse funny. Ask every coworker you have to explain the joke to you because you don’t get it, and when HR tracks you down ask them why the company thinks the joke was funny.

Make it thing, because that sort of comment in the workplace should become a thing.

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u/SavannahInChicago 9d ago

One of favorite bits of advice is the pretend you don’t get it and ask the guy to explain the joke you.

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u/renovatio988 9d ago

"that was hilarious when it happened to your mom, huh?"

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u/nudebeachdad 9d ago

Yeah when you're 5yrs old and can't do anything about it

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u/JesusAntonioMartinez 9d ago

Or when you throw yourself in between your mom and your dad belts you one for getting in the way. Or you try to grab his hand and he shoves you to the floor. Or you try to hug him with your tiny arms and beg him to stop and he throws you half way across the room.

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u/nudebeachdad 9d ago

Or slams you against a wall, trauma runs deep and strong in this world

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u/dipnoi76 9d ago

Or the old reliable- “sorry, I don’t understand. Could you explain what you mean?”

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u/Elegant-Set1686 9d ago

Wouldn’t they just say yes?

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u/Level-Name-4060 9d ago edited 9d ago

“You should have seen what I did to him.”

Or mention something about getting money out of it somehow. “You like it? The judge said it was worth 35k.”

That’s when it stops being funny.

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u/Competitive_Lion_260 9d ago

When they say disgusting things like: " what did you do to make him mad? " ASK them: " what do you mean ? "

Watch them squirm explaining a "joke" about domestic violence.

They realise it's not so funny when they have to explain it.

That really works. You put them back in their place.

This works really well with sexist jokes too.

I hope your eye gets better soon!

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u/Western_Command_385 9d ago

That's perfect, though idk if I could handle a rebuttal in the moment. I tend to freeze.

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u/PepGiraffe 9d ago edited 9d ago

That's one of the best things about this sub.  Putting things in your arsenal arsenic in case it happens to you. 

Edited: Fixed typo. Arsenic and arsenal are not the same things. However, if you found a way for arsenic to make sense to you, carry on.

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u/catstone21 9d ago

I don't know if you meant to say "arsenal" or not...but I love the idea of putting "things in your arsenic"! 

Imma use it!

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u/Naolini 9d ago

You know what they say, some men just can't hold their arsenic.

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u/PinochetPenchant 9d ago

He had it coming

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u/chemmissed 9d ago

🎵He had it coming, he only had himself to blame 🎵

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u/ExternalMuffin9790 9d ago

....i sang that in my head.

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u/mystery_obsessed 9d ago

Now it’s stuck in mine.

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u/JustSteph80 9d ago

How was I supposed to know he was allergic to arsenic? /j

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u/Right-Today4396 9d ago

Arsenic is great to have in your arsenal, but do make sure nobody knows you have any/j

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u/AnnieSavoy3 9d ago

You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic. That's what I hear, anyway.

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u/SwantimeLM 9d ago

I was just going to say that!

(Did this have anything to do with your username or is that just a fun coincidence?)

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u/bad-luck-psyduck 9d ago

Lmao I'm going to pretend arsenic was a really funny freudian slip instead of a typo 😂

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u/yagirlsamess 9d ago

I realized at my last job that freezing works really well too. The maintenance men would say something really perverted to me and I would stand there and stare at them for uncomfortably long time. After about 4 seconds they start to SQUIRM

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u/UnLioNocturno 9d ago

Not kidding. PRACTICE IT ALOUD!

Think about one of those comments and then literally say the response aloud

It will make it much easier when it comes time to need it irl 

My coworkers love my responses to rude and possibly problematic people and comment on how they wish they could say those things, but the truth is, I practice it in my down time. 

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u/Whompits 9d ago

Really it works well with just about any inappropriate joke or comment. Sexist and racist jokes are particular fun, because they're more common and more likely to have supporters so you make even more people uncomfortable.

Just be careful since some people get angry when they get flustered and will lash out. Many people are subconsciously taught that feeling embarrassment is akin to being personally attacked.

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u/Lepardopterra 9d ago

The hit dog always hollers “Can’t you take a joke?” so reply “That was a joke? Aren’t jokes supposed to be funny? So explain it, please, I don’t get the humor?“ very innocently. 😇

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u/Shameless_Devil 9d ago

I'm neurodivergent and very literal so sometimes I choose a response like, "What do you mean? OH - you mean you find men assaulting women funny! That's fucked up. You might want to see a therapist about that." Boy do they get pissed. But they deserve it after trying to "joke" about violence against women.

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u/Lepardopterra 9d ago

I like your style. 🤜🤛

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u/wandering-monster 9d ago

The best part about this response is that it also works for anyone in hearing distance, and people are a lot less likely to lash out when it's a second person, because then they're lashing out at a group.

I've used to handle sexist comments against a few of my team members when it's come up, and it's by far the most effective option for a male bystander to do something.

The reaction when they look over with that "hehe women amirite?" expression and get a flat, confused look and "what do you mean by that?" instead? Priceless. 

Once I was actually in their management chain, so I got to press a bit when they tried to move on like "No really, what did you mean by 'it looks like a woman designed it'? Explain yourself."

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u/backpackofcats 9d ago

This has been my go-to response to offensive jokes for years.

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u/wallweasels cool. coolcoolcool. 9d ago

It's not just for jokes either. It's useful for lots of things that are generally coded, vague, or just plain ol' dog whistles.

It's like someone saying "you know THEY control the banks". Just ask "who is they?"

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u/beepbooponyournose 9d ago

I haven’t had the chance to use this since I heard about it, but it’s perfect and I always tell (especially younger) women about it!

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u/lithaborn Trans Woman 9d ago

My parents hated each other. This is exactly how my mom would respond to anything dad said. It's pretty much the only life lesson I picked up from her. If you don't want a "joke" to work, pick it apart. Works for people on the rising dunning Kruger curve end bigots, too.

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u/CoderDevo 9d ago

Those are super fucked up responses. Anyone saying that at my office would be reprimanded or fired.

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u/JarlOfPickles 9d ago

I know it's going to be your word against theirs but honestly if I were OP, I would take this to HR. These men shouldn't be making comments like that to coworkers (or anyone, but gotta start somewhere)

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u/always_unplugged 9d ago

Yes, but if these guys have a documented pattern, this could be the thing that finally tips the scales. And if they don't, it's absolutely important to start that documentation, because there's no way this was the first time and it won't be the last.

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u/DescriptionFancy420 9d ago

YES this is why I'm always a fan of reporting shit even if nothing gets done about it then. Enough reports increases the likelihood the company will finally see the liability they have on their hands and give em the chop. (But unfortunately doesn't guarantee, my SA-er at work had harassed other women before assaulting me and they reported it as did I, but that employer still didn't do shit until I told em I was going to file a police report).

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u/United-Signature-414 9d ago

I had exactly the same experience as OP as a freaking social worker in a government office full of experts on gendered violence. I think we overestimate real world protections for women. 

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad7606 9d ago

We absolutely do, but one thing I have learned volunteering with abuse victims for decades is that paper trails are important. For instance- we were able to use a man's write up at work to show an overall pattern of losing his temper and get a PPO for a client. Turns out when it was documented he threatened a man a work they took our client (his wife) more seriously.

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u/BulldogMama13 9d ago

Eh, I work in the trades and I got a horrific black eye a couple years ago (crashed a scooter on a night out) and all the comments were that level and worse. “Guess you finally got put in your place” “served you right for talking back” “maybe now you’ll be a little nicer” “did (boyfriend) finally get done with your BS”

You wouldn’t guess it from that workplace either, they appear to be pretty buttoned up in most contexts.

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u/no-squid 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yes, what a strange workplace. I've worked in a lot of different places over the years, and this would be egregious in any of them.

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u/understandshe 9d ago

You are already hurt, and hearing jokes and blame hurts even more. Truly, a woman's pain is no joke. You are strong that you are enduring all this.

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u/BirdBrainuh 9d ago

Heartbreaking to think about the women who are being abused hearing comments like these 💔

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u/big_laruu 9d ago

Only to be followed up by, “why didn’t she just leave?”

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u/Rainbowdark96 9d ago

After destroying her ego and her mental health 

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u/Porcupinetrenchcoat 9d ago

Why didn't she just pick better? /s

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u/Tomiie_Kawakami 9d ago

oh my God, the "pick better" while also "why don't you give the broke, ugly, abusive guy a chance? you could be the one to change him"

the duality of ✨men✨

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u/Avatk22 9d ago

And "Why don't you give him chance?" Becomes

"Its not that big a deal" "Dont be so picky" "You're overreacting" "All men are like that" "Give him another chance" "He says he'll change" "Stay for the kids"

Goly gee, wonder why she didn't choose better?

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u/Tomiie_Kawakami 9d ago

the don't be so picky is so real. i have so many friends looking for marriage and their parents keep telling them that they're being too picky and that "all men are like that"

i want to shake them awake, it's so aggravating

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u/Carbonatite 9d ago

And then when women are more choosy we get called entitled bitches and blamed for the male mental health crisis.

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u/lkap28 9d ago

Right?? Imagine you really had burned the dinner. Not only do you have to go through unnecessary violence at home, but then you also hear it repeated and validated by friends and strangers.

The jokes aren’t funny even when they’re hypothetical - but when faced with potentially real abuse? Obscene.

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u/ShovelHand 9d ago

I've had conversations with people, men and women, where it's clear they think domestic violence and sexual abuse are a thing of the past and fair game to joke about. It's weird and frustrating. 

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u/eggperiod 9d ago

The fact that any of those thing could have actually happened too

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u/xombae 9d ago

Yeah I was in an abusive relationship. My bruises were from shit like "burning dinner". I'd get the same comments and usually start crying.

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u/eggperiod 9d ago

I’m horrified at the lack of humanity.

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u/understandshe 9d ago

Yes, and this is what scares the most… because the mind repeats the same possibility again and again as if it has really happened.

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u/nbartl 9d ago

"Male loneliness epidemic"

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u/TehMephs 9d ago

Same people who unironically will say “no one cares about men’s mental health”

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u/NKGra 9d ago

I assure you, the chuds making domestic violence jokes think therapy is gay.

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u/Magimasterkarp 8d ago

When they say male mental health, they don't mean therapy. They want the sex that they're "owed".

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u/coolbadasstoughguy 8d ago

So do the guys complaining about men's mental health. They just think men are persecuted and women are privileged. They're not actually suggesting therapy. They're just suggesting we go back to the 50s when men had more power and no consequences for their actions.

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u/res06myi 9d ago

They are not lonely enough.

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u/jr0061006 9d ago

They are not lonely enough.

Just emphasizing this excellent comment.

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u/danceswithdangerr 9d ago

Also loved that comment. Male loneliness epidemic they did it to themselves, creepers.

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u/happuning 9d ago

"Inability to develop friendships that may naturally evolve into relationships without expectations or pressure" with an emphasis on being decent enough people to make said friends

I was lucky to live somewhere I got harassed less. I moved across the country & live downtown now and it is happening many times a day. Why are men yelling out their car windows about the things they would do to me? I HAVE A RING ON! I am married! It doesn't stop them!!! I don't care how nice you think my legs/chest are! Leave me alone!!!

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 9d ago

Because those men view you as a doll to be possessed and used, not as a person. They don't care about your ring because it's just an object worn by an object. Sorry you have to deal with all that (and if it's NYC then it won't get better, the catcalling is extra awful there)

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u/Wolfleaf3 9d ago

Snort. Yeaaah.

This garbage OP heard….wow.

It’s like it’s satire about the 1930s or something.

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u/Eurydice_Risen 9d ago

More accurately, the women being unwilling to let men treat them like shit epidemic. The men being expected to meet basic standards of human compassion and decency epidemic. The womens' self respect epidemic.

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u/420thefunnynumber 9d ago

I caught a lot of shit on this hellsite for saying that it's primarily a male issue. I stand by it. Everyone is lonely, but it's self inflicted for a lot of men.

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u/Dirtyblondefrombeyon 9d ago

eVeRyOnE cArEs aBoUt wOmEn'S pRobLeMs

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u/cuddlebuginarug 9d ago

Male Consequence Epidemic

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u/Cuchuainn 9d ago

"But but but why would she choose the bear!?"

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u/ExternalMuffin9790 9d ago

It's totally self-inflicted.

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u/cartoonist62 9d ago

This should be reported to HR. Their comments are 100% inappropriate.

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u/fisheee_cx 9d ago

I work in HR and would absolutely want to know if anyone at work was making comments like these

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u/yankeebelleyall 9d ago

Same. OP, please please PLEASE report these dickheads.

What if someone does shown up to work with injuries actually from spousal abuse? As someone who has experienced it, the days just after are really hard to navigate - especially at work. The last thing you need is some fuckface justifying what was done to you.

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u/zipperfire 9d ago

I just finished a state-mandated 4 hours of training for supervisors including how to handle violence, threat of violence and inappropriate talk. If HR stands by the training they are offering, then definitely they would.

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u/wandering-monster 9d ago

Fr, I can't imagine hearing something like that in my workplace. It would be an instant incident with HR no matter who said it, right up to the executive suite. I'd be reporting it even if I was just a bystander to the conversation.

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u/IndividualAd4459 9d ago

When I was a sophomore in high school, I was dating this senior and I felt so cool to have an older boyfriend. But, he LOVED to make “jokes” about DV to me. Things like, “what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you’ve already told her twice!” He would then laugh and laugh before looking at me and waiting for me to… laugh I think? So I would kind of chuckle because I was a kid and didn’t know what to do, and then he would smile encouragingly and nod. I was with him for about a month before we broke up because I wouldn’t put out (apparently he was only dating me because he thought I was easy since my mom wasn’t Baptist in a small Deep South white flight community).

I look back on all those jokes and wonder what the point of them was. Was he warning me? Training me to accept DV as something normal? Or just a stupid senior who liked being edgy. I pray it was the last one.

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u/Maleficent-Sleep9900 9d ago

He learned it from his daddy.

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u/Doromclosie 9d ago

And his daddy

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u/BabalonNuith 8d ago

He was teaching you that it's "normal". Men who make DV 'jokes' are themselves abusers. Just as those who make 'jokes' about pedophilia are themselves pedos. I recall the cartoonist who drew "Chester The Molester" cartoons for Hustler mag... he was later charged with-wait for it- child molesting! Men make jokes in order to "test the waters" many times...women need to pay attention when men 'joke' about things that should not be used as "joke fodder" and not just dismiss it as "dark humour".

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u/cosmiccleora 9d ago

It is so interesting to hear how people react to black eyes. My husband has a birth mark near his eye that looks like a black eye. He has gotten a lot of comments on it when I’m with him (from both men and women) and every single comment has been “joking” or hinting that I am abusing him. It’s always something like “what did he do to deserve that”

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u/twopointsisatrend 9d ago

It's similar to people asking "what was she wearing" when discussing SA. The "what do you mean by that" response should work well there too.

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u/cosmiccleora 9d ago

That’s an excellent response. I’ll have to use that next time it happens. I get that some people think it’s funny to joke that I could be abusing my husband, but I don’t think it’s funny to joke about abuse

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u/GirchyGirchy 9d ago

My wife ended up with a shiner from a mt biking accident. She endured plenty of stupid, careless comments from men and women. They weren't funny and she was NOT happy about it. People are absolute idiots.

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u/CadoDraws 9d ago

bring back hat pins

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u/zoeyd8 9d ago

Oooh I had an idea! A hat pin that hides in your phone case! Mini sword even!

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u/tossaway78701 9d ago

"You should see the other guy" then smile like a serial killer. 

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u/ListenJerry 9d ago

“Yea, well, he’s dead now.”

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u/ris-3 9d ago

I mean, if punching a woman is funny, her revenge must be hilarious! 🤷‍♀️ 😂 

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u/ToBeDet 9d ago

"Just kidding, they'll never find him."

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u/Eurydice_Risen 9d ago

"They'll never find his body" is played out. "They'll never stop finding his body" is the new spice.

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u/Moomoolette 9d ago

Yeah I would be implying that I bit his dick off, but… I’m old and feral now

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u/VacheRadioactif 9d ago

"My hobbies include strangling men who overestimate their sense of worth and fighting ability in front of spectators"

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u/ericscottf 9d ago

I taught this to my 7 year old daughter. Never fails to stop people short, especially people that know her.

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u/DyslexicExistentiali 9d ago

"Did you know if you plant an endangered species over a body buried in the woods it's illegal to disturb the soil?"

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u/Hikaribennett 9d ago

There’s been such a surge in people thinking these kinds of jokes are okay. A wave of misogyny and patriarchal crap. Encouraged by the political situations in many countries where fascism is in the rise. About… fifteen years ago? I had eye surgery and had a huge black eye that took forever to heal. Went to dinner with my then boyfriend (now husband) and people were about ready to throw down with him back then. I had people of both genders quietly ask if I was safe. I’m so sorry you didn’t get that level of empathy and kindness.

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u/staunch_character 9d ago

Yeah they justify it as the pendulum swinging away from “woke” ideology. Racism, sexism, anti-LGBTQ+ is all back on the menu.

As if basic empathy for others was such a huge problem. 🙄

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u/BluebirdCheap4594 9d ago

If a man makes those kinds of jokes and thinks domestic violence is funny, stay far away from him. Those are the types of men who beat and kill women.

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u/kat_goes_rawr 9d ago

A man who says things like that deserves loneliness tbh

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u/Carbonatite 9d ago

Loneliness is the mildest of consequences for people like that.

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u/Anticode 9d ago edited 9d ago

There was a comment below which replied something along the lines of, "Not all men, stop generalizing! I'm offended by the implication". (Because of course there was.)

I wanted to take a second to explain to him, in very specific detail, why exactly his comment was being eviscerated and how the way he feels is both unhelpful and counteproductive.

He deleted that comment and thus I cannot speak to him directly anymore, but I wanted to go ahead and leave this lesson, this "brotalk" here for some of the other guys in the rafters to stumble upon. Unofrtunately, it's quite common that people feel "generalized" or "attacked" by any "all men"-type statements when they shouldn't be. In fact, they should be feeling a completely different emotion when they see that kind of phrasing.

It's important to me that other guys figure this out, so I'll probably repost it for better visibility somewhere else at some point. I think it gets my point across quite effectively.

Brotalk Moment™ follows:

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"This is a dumb comment blanketing all men as one type."

Look, man... C'mere. Let's have a quick brotalk real fast. Don't worry about the ladies for now, okay? Bear with me a sec. I'll tell you exactly why you're getting ass-blasted in the comments, but it won't make much sense unless we also talk about how and why what you think you wrote just now isn't exactly the same thing as what you actually said. Some of this might be important.

TL;DR - First of all, if those kind of statements don't apply to you, they shouldn't be offensive and you shouldn't take it personally. Why would you? I certainly don't.

But it's important to note that the fact that such statements are both commonly shared and uniformly agreed upon by a significant fraction of the population indicates that there is a problem at play there somewhere. It's not some kind of "haha men be like" joke, and it's not an attempt to demonize an entire gender either. They are referencing real shared experiences between themselves.

If you're not part of that problem, as you seem not to be, you shouldn't feel offended at all to have been unintentionally "negatively generalized" by anybody insinuating that a particular issue exists and/or persists. What you should be concerned about is that this apparent issue is so common as to have become a sort of pseudo-meme (and your predictable reaction is a typical element of that meme, embarrassingly enough for both of us).

You shouldn't feel mad at women for being traumatized or tormented by abusive and hypocritical men, you should be mad at those men for hurting the very people that you, yourself have not and would not and refuse to hurt... Right? I mean, that's how I feel about it.

You aren't a predator or abuser, right? Yeah, cool, me neither! See? They're not talking about you. They're talking about "us". Malekind.

Note: The rest of this is going to descend a bit deeper into the 'masculine worldview' when it comes to my phrasing/comparisons, so the ladies might want to look away. No? Still here, eh? Okay, suit yourself! Welcome to Manworld, ma'am, and please accept this complementary samurai sword as a gift. Feel free to stab the drywall a few times if you ever wondered what it feels like to be a "misunderstood" 15 year old boy. We've all been there.

Anyway.

Look, I'm sure you've noticed this by now, but... Uh, y'know. We male humans are potentially extremely deadly creatures, brother. We're the most dangerous animal this side of the damn Kuiper belt. In both peace and aggression, we are notably dangerous beasts. Now, if I tried to attack my brother or my guy friends or my dad they'd all have a fair enough shot. They could maybe turn the tides, kind of hold out for a bit, or at least fuck me up enough that I regret trying it. But every single woman I've ever loved and adored, including my own mother, would not have stood a single chance in hell if I went and "flipped out" on her without warning. Would I do that? Absolutely not! Never. It pains me to even imply that, to such a degree that it somehow loops back around into morbidly humorous due to the sheer implausibility of the act.

You have to understand... They know all this stuff too! They never really stop knowing it. Ever. Because even when they trust you, your strength gives them a sense of safety against those who might seek to harm them. And when you betray them, your very same imposing stature or elite nunchaku skills can only be a constant and undeniable reminder about what you could "do" if you decided to do it. Would you? Maybe, maybe not. Doesn't matter. What matters is that you might, and that you could. Many men will. Many men have.

This is an inherent aspect of our species' sexual dimorphism. Even unarmed men are vastly, vastly more capable of physically harming a woman at will than a woman is a man. This is not up for discussion, and edge-cases are statistically irrelevant. From birth 'til death, ladies live in a world where approximately half the humans that cross their path can (and might, and have) assault them in one way or another. It's probably not too different to how an innocent, normal man might feel stuck in a max-security prison with all those roided up 'Big Bruno' and 'Mikey "Make You Love Me" McGee' type folks running around looking for quote-unquote 'a good buddy'.

Are you listening to what I'm saying here? That prison metaphor isn't far off from how somebody's workplace or home might feel at times. Big Bruno might be their alcoholic husband or boss, people they cannot avoid but cannot forget carry unknown but suspected dark impulses.

You may not have considered all this before. Few guys have, honestly. It was an epiphany to me once upon a time too: We are fucking deadly to women, my man! And they know this fact far better than we do.

They have very good reason to fear us. We have proven that their caution is justified, too. Over and over we've proven it. Repeatedly, as far back as the invention of the written word and as close to the present as somebody's friend's uncle murdering their aunt after 30 years of seemingly cordial marriage. It happens daily.

So whenever a lady says something that sounds like "all men" to you, you shouldn't feel bad for yourself because they don't know you're not one of those men. They didn't know you at all. If anything, you should feel proud for not being one of those men. More critically, you should also feel angry - furious - at your fellow man for what they've done to so many millions of women for so god damned long with so few consequences.

And most of all... You should feel sympathetic. Sympathetic. They deserve at least that, man. They say those things for a reason. These women have been hurt, or their friends have been hurt, or they've seen their mothers be hurt, on and on. It's not a theme, it's a pattern. They're fucking victims, my man. Victims and survivors!

Don't you like women? Don't you want them to be safe and happy? They go through some shit, let me tell you. Ever heard of this thing called "periods"? Big oof, that. And that's not even close to the worst part about being a chick.

If you claim to love women even half as much as I do, please understand what I'm telling you here. They know that it's not literally "all men", I promise. These people have boyfriends and husbands and brothers they trust. Many of them are exclusively attracted to men, sometimes to precisely the kind of scary masculine archetypes that're most capable of causing them harm. Those aren't the men they're talking about. They know that good men exist, at least hypothetically.

The way you responded above? That was all about you, man, not them. Maybe it didn't feel that way when you wrote it, but... I'm sure you see it now, right? You get it? Do you understand what I'm implying? You got needlessly frustrated at somebody who was once upon a time hurt deeply enough or repeatedly enough to learn a very hard lesson about statistics.

These women, these people need support and encouragement, not needless or irreverent spitefulness from strange men who accidentally identified themselves as a predator in the process of claiming not to be. And yes, that is exactly what you did, my man. It's what I saw too, it's not just Them. I thought you'd want to know that.

That's it. That's all.

If you didn't make it all the way to the end, well... Sorry to fail you. I get a bit passionate about stuff sometimes.

But if you did make it down here, then congratulations! You now "get it", yeah? Yeah! Welcome aboard, bud. Keep an eye on your six and wait for your chance to make a difference in the world. Dangerous people don't have to be villains. They can be heroes too.

So be one.

Alright, champ. Go on, now. Scamper off, you! See you at the ballgame.

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u/Rugkrabber 9d ago

Like I always say: if they take it personally, there might be some truth in it.

The people that don’t, know it’s not about them and have nothing to worry about.

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u/macielightfoot 9d ago

Men are perpetually oscillating between "Women are just as violent as men, nobody takes male DV victims seriously"

and "HA your husband beats you over food, this pleases me"

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u/jenorama_CA 9d ago

When we lived in Albuquerque, the dry air really got to me and I would wear one of those Breathe Right strips to help. If you’ve never seen one, they look kind of like a bandage thing you’d put on a broken nose. The domestic violence jokes I got from both men and women were insane. Like, I’d be in the grocery and someone would ask me if my husband had cracked me across the face and then laugh. This was back in the 90s and you’d hope things have changed, but looks like they haven’t.

Sorry, man.

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u/BigMcLargeHuge77 9d ago

Dude! I'm in Albuquerque and had a hell of a time with the DV jokes when the blood vessels in my eye burst pretty bad last month! Like a guy working at Wendy's asked me if I finally got my man a sandwich and laughed hysterically.

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u/jenorama_CA 9d ago

Right? I started asking what was funny about that and took joy in watching them squirm.

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u/Carbonatite 9d ago

That's when you channel your inner Kate Gosselin haircut and ask for their manager.

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u/Different_Battle_932 9d ago

I just want to know who the hell thinks it's OK to make such jokes to a complete stranger? I get fucking around with your friends when they know that you are fully joking and would be supporting them if they were, in fact, in that situation. But to just up and say that to a random person is absolutely insane.

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u/jenorama_CA 9d ago

I KNOW! It was honestly so unhinged.

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u/violentlyshy 9d ago edited 9d ago

That tracks. Insane that men would make these jokes,thinking they were making light of things.

I got hit on a lot when I had a black eye (from assault). It was disturbing.

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u/Exciting-Mountain396 9d ago

Ew, this happened to me once too, I was so creeped out

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u/violentlyshy 9d ago

Right? I don’t understand it at all. Or I do - attracted to what they perceive is weak or vulnerable? It’s baffling.

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u/queenpeach100 9d ago

Exactly! "As long as I do just under that, she will clearly tolerate it."

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u/Euphoric_Rough2709 9d ago

That is horrible! The open approval of violence against women is deeply concerning to me. I hope your black eye heels fast!

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u/sharksnack3264 9d ago

I had similar reactions after getting in a road accident years ago. I had two epic black eyes after the blood drained down from my head injury, a neck brace, my hands and feet where they were visible were seriously bruised and scraped up and my leg was bandaged up after debridement of a serious burn. Like, if someone had put me in this condition, even among abusers, they would have to have been probably trying to kill me.

Lots of men suddenly decided now was the time to be a comedian with lots of DV references or just got very weird about it. It was pretty appalling.

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u/kait_1291 9d ago

I hope you reported the two guys at your workplace to HR.

I was pulling up my sleeve while trying to grind salt into pasta water, and ended up punching myself full-force in the bottom lip, crushing it into my two front teeth. My lip split instantly, started gushing blood everywhere, and then swelled up. I had to go to work with a fat, split lip.

Wanna know how many people at my work made comments? None. Except my manager, who discreetly pulled me aside and expressed concern first, and sympathy second. Their comments are not okay, and completely unacceptable. Please report them.

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u/Carbonatite 9d ago

My last job was horrible, the manager was a dick and I actually consulted an attorney before leaving that workplace due to the hostility.

Even he had the decency to ask if I was okay when my at-the-time BF's mastiff headbutted me while playing and split my lip.

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u/romeodeficient 9d ago

“sorry I don’t get it, can you explain it to me?”

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 9d ago

NEVER preface your challenge to a misogynist with "sorry", and never give him the chance to belittle your intellect with "I don't get it."

You have nothing to be sorry about and you don't have anything wrong with your brain. That sort of self-discounting language just encourages that type of asshat.

You want a more authoritative tone e.g. "Your remark makes no sense. Can you explain what you meant?"

Make it clear that his words were understood and rejected as idiotic already. That's why you say "can you explain" - not "could you explain" or "care to explain" which leave him the option to wave it off - because you both know that he can explain.

That phrasing boxes him into the choice of whether to explain and double down on being an idiot, or to stfu and back off.

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u/__Azusa 9d ago

Yep, it works every time (well, most times). My brother was a misogynist growing up and I picked up on the “what do you mean by that?” technique naturally. Then again, I’m already a sarcastic person so it worked on him and other boys & men too.

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u/kat_goes_rawr 9d ago

I like this, we should get strict with men.

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u/justmitzie 9d ago

Read this to my husband. His response: Fuck all those fucking fucks. Go complain about being lonely dumbass.

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u/Western_Command_385 9d ago

Wow, that's really disturbing behavior. I'm not even sure how to respond to that reaction, my brain would just blue screen. I can understand bring sympathic to another human, but comments like that are damaging and perpetuate harm. I'm sorry. Hugs

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u/Gallusbizzim 9d ago

What if your partner had hit you, would these guys still think they were funny?

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u/JinhaeOni 9d ago

Yes, they don’t know how she got the blackeye. This is their response. They’re assuming a dude hit her

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u/Lonely-Agent-7479 9d ago

Wtf how is joking about domestic abuse (and jokingly putting the blame on the victim) the first thing you say to a woman with a black eye

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u/shzxyla 9d ago

and then men complain abt the male loneliness epidemic when they act like this. so sorry you’ve been experiencing this

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u/Jillbo_baggins99 9d ago

I think you just learnt that many men are abusive or supportive of abuse or enablers of abusers or just silent on men’s abuse.

It should be shocking to learn this. Unfortunately I have learned this already.

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u/grated_testes 9d ago

Would HR be interested to know how employees are talking while on the clock?

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u/Temporary_Resort_579 9d ago

Oh don't worry, I've reported it already.

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u/PinochetPenchant 9d ago

Would you please post a follow-up with HR's response? A lot of us are invested now!

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u/MarqueeOfStars 9d ago

Holy sheet!

I’m covered with bruises 50% of the time because of my martial arts training. I get some sympathetic looks mostly, and some offers to help me get out of a dangerous situation, but no one has ever commented on what i could’ve done to deserve these marks. Then again, I’m more muscular than not, so anyone who might say something derogatory would likely be scared of me. Ha!

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u/knitpurlknitoops 9d ago

I do taekwondo and bruise really easily - I’ve been asked more than once if everything is ok at home.

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u/No-Media-5162 9d ago

I bet they view themselves as "protectors".

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u/zipperfire 9d ago

Men are excellent protectors (of themselves...) I realized we'd been getting who's being protected wrong all these years, or else men wouldn't abandon children and not pay child support, and the most dangerous man you know is the one next to you in bed.

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u/freethenipple23 Halp. Am stuck on reddit. 9d ago

I've never been hot on more in my entire life than the weekend I'm college I went to the bars with a black eye.

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u/one_bean_hahahaha 9d ago

"You would beat your wife if she burned dinner?"

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u/Prestigious-Life6167 9d ago

This is truly awful ☹️ I hope you’re okay op and I’m so sorry about these horrible comments. They see a woman with a sign of DV and this is their reaction! I feel bad for the women in their lives 😞

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u/rdtcbs 9d ago

What the fuck. Men are disgusting. Did you respond back to any of these men? If not, props to you for keeping your cool, I definitely wouldn’t have been able to (was previously in an abusive relationship)

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u/saddingtonbear 9d ago

I dont think it's a bad thing to call someone out for saying something gross. I've been trying to work on that myself, I'm done letting men feel comfortable being creeps with no consequence.

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u/master_bacon 9d ago

That is absolutely disgusting!

You are so much stronger than me for just rolling your eyes and moving on. I would be so furious if a coworker made a comment like that to me.

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u/Future_History_9434 9d ago

“What did you do to piss him off?” “Cut off his dick.”

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u/Winter_Apartment_376 9d ago

My manager had black eye. He got asked (lightheartedly and kindly) if “things were okay at home”.

No one made fun of him or humiliated him.

The world is so sad for a woman sometimes.

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u/BigMcLargeHuge77 9d ago

I had the vessels in my eye burst a month ago after a sneezing fit. Men acted like I had been, obviously, beaten up and "haha woman hurt." They do that because they WANT to hurt women. Every last one of them who made a comment wants to hurt women and enjoy seeing women harmed.

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u/littleloversopolite 9d ago

My best friend currently has a black eye from getting what seemed intentionally hit by a man at a hardcore show. During a two step part, which is understood to be a non violent dance, this ass who had already previously kicked another woman, backhanded my friend and she had to get five stitches in the ER. She’s been getting quite a few looks of sympathy from other women. Her new partner is uncomfortable while walking in public with her because he thinks people assume he hit her.

She is the kind of person who probably would say, “yes, a man DID in fact hit me” lol

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u/CeeUNTy 9d ago

I'm 5'2" and my ex husband is 6'6" and he hated how klutzy I was because he was worried people would think he'd hit me. I got asked about my frequent bruises and whether or not he had. I always said "no, of course not. He wants to live".

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u/nightcrawleress 9d ago

Every single one of these just sent chills through my spine oh my

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u/Crazed_Raspberry 9d ago

I'd report those assholes to HR.

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u/cathyreads123 9d ago

Reason number 968 why women choose the bear…

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u/Lawn_Radiation9731 9d ago

what the fuuuckkkkk

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u/pAndrewp 9d ago

Boxer here, icing it really aids the healing time

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u/530SSState 9d ago

Mildly off-topic but important: Call up a trustworthy handyman/person and have them install grab bars -- one IN your shower, and one directly OUTSIDE your shower.

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u/reverendunclebastard 9d ago

"Actually I have this black eye because I am black eye salesperson. Here's your free sample."

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u/Additional_Goal_8767 9d ago

I also have a black eye. I work as a nurse. All my male ( RNs, MDs, pharm D.s and RTs) colleagues expressed concern. Not a single one cracked an inappropriate joke. I'd report your coworkers. That speaks to a culture at your job. 

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u/Longjumping_Run_6139 9d ago

Oh this happened to me too when I had a black eye!

It WAS from a man elbowing me in the face but it was an accident. We were both drunk and trying to hug each other and somehow he smacked me in the eye. Funny thing was, he leapt down some stairs towards the end of the same night and smacked his face into the ceiling (it was a low ceiling) and landed heavily on his back on the stairs. So, when we got into the taxi on the way home, he had a massive bruise and lump on his head and I had a black eye. 😅

Anyway, when I went to work all the men kept making those sorts of jokes. I stupidly kept trying to explain, thinking it was a misunderstanding. Of course I know better now that they were just being misogynistic pricks.

I hope your eye heals soon!

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u/Ecstatic_Initial_114 8d ago

"Thanks for telling me you're all okay with spousal abuse.  I will be notifying HR."