Do you ever test out different moans just to see which one your partner reacts to? 😅

[u/hchouhan0]

One time I got curious mid-action and thought let me try switching things up. I went from a soft sigh to an over-the-top dramatic moan like in movies just to see what happens. The look on his face was priceless and I almost broke into laughter.

Now I am wondering if anyone else does these little experiments or if I am just weird like that.

[u/Herwiththetwodogs]

I’m most definitely on the spectrum of sorts. Whenever I’m doing the deed and my fiancé lets out a “yeah” moan, I can’t help but think “Can I get a HOYEAHHH?” in my head and burst out laughing. 😄

[u/Suitable_Plum3439 → u/Herwiththetwodogs]

Sounds like a healthy relationship if you’ve got a sense of humor during those times 😂

[u/Herwiththetwodogs → u/Suitable_Plum3439]

Ten years and counting!

[u/hchouhan0 → u/Herwiththetwodogs]

Lmao that’s gold 😅 ever actually said it out loud mid-action just to see what happens?

[u/Herwiththetwodogs → u/hchouhan0]

Nope. Tends to happen when he’s about to finish and I like that sensation too much to ruin it for myself.

If I wasn’t in the mood for sex and doing it for him, I absolutely would. 😄

[u/NeedleworkerNo1854]

I can’t control how my body reacts to him, tho I do try to make sex funny and light hearted so I will fake moan and we will both laugh about it. But no, there’s a huge difference between the guttural sounds we both naturally give off during sex vs when we’re joking around and being goofy.

[u/frizzen44]

I'm too distracted by what's going on to worry about how I sound. We may laugh at me later for the noises I made, or if my screaming set off the alarm again, but my mind is not wandering during.

[u/missdaytona1]

Ummm are y’all not actually enjoying sex with your partner? I’d have to be completely hating it to think about faking a moan lmao

[u/missdaytona1 → u/missdaytona1]

Also OP’s post and replies are written like AI 🙃 so nvm

[u/Flufybunny64]

I try stuff out all the time! Sometimes it’s nice.

[u/hchouhan0 → u/[deleted]]

Haha same, sometimes the fake moans were louder than the actual fun. Did it change anything for you when you tried?

[u/hchouhan0 → u/[deleted]]

Makes total sense. It’s wild how much porn can rewire expectations. Did you ever try talking to him about it or just let it go?

[u/yarnoverbitches]

I have looked up at him in the moment with big doe eyes and asked, “Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”

[u/KelloggsFrostedFcks]

Sometimes I moan to get it over faster so I can watch tv

[u/hchouhan0 → u/KelloggsFrostedFcks]

That’s hilarious and kind of genius at the same time.

Do you ever feel like they catch on, or are they completely convinced? 🧐

[u/KelloggsFrostedFcks → u/hchouhan0]

Modern men are so desperate they don't care if you fake it or not

[u/pandakatie → u/KelloggsFrostedFcks]

I think you deserve to have pleasurable sex instead of having to fake it

[u/KelloggsFrostedFcks → u/pandakatie]

Sometimes I lose interest half way and fake to move it along.

[u/hchouhan0 → u/KelloggsFrostedFcks]

True, some are just happy it’s happening at all.

Do you think most actually know the difference, or are they just choosing not to?

[u/KelloggsFrostedFcks → u/hchouhan0]

I dont waste my energy worried about what a man likes or doesn't. They're stupid they like big boobs and if you play stupid and weak they do shit for you and pay for things. 

[u/KrazieKoala → u/KelloggsFrostedFcks]

Do you ever reread your comments and be like, “damn, therapy isn’t working”

[u/abeclya → u/KelloggsFrostedFcks]

Isn't this prostitution in another form?

[u/controverser → u/KelloggsFrostedFcks]

Men are such dimwits

[u/saltycathbk]

One time a girl started making like anime sounds? Over exaggerated uWu type shit. Was not into that.

[u/hchouhan0 → u/saltycathbk]

Did you manage to keep a straight face or did you just lose it?

[u/saltycathbk → u/hchouhan0]

Slapped her ass and told her to knock it off

[u/Eenklapman → u/[deleted]]

With all due respect- what are you doing here?

[u/Skepticulation]

Yes