r/Unexpected • u/Vaso640 • Apr 10 '19

Actual size of the SSD

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u/Bluedit5 Apr 10 '19

Double Unexpected.

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u/TheLast_Centurion Apr 10 '19

I guess you didnt expect to be "double-unexpected"! I guess it means.. triple Unexpected?! Did not expect that.

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u/maxpluez Apr 10 '19

I guess you didnt expect to be "triple-unexpected"! I guess it means.. quadruple Unexpected?! Did not expect that.

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u/Kciddir Apr 10 '19

You stop that.

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u/yhack Apr 10 '19

I did not expect this

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u/MrBlueCharon Apr 10 '19

But I did.

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u/yhack Apr 10 '19

I didn’t expect you would

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

r/sextupleunexpected

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

[deleted]

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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 10 '19

Hello, just a reminder that the subsifellfor joke is no longer and was never funny and is way overused.

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u/AugustMKraft Apr 11 '19

You didn't expect it to be fake.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

r/subsifellfor

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u/PODSIXPROSHOP Apr 11 '19

I can’t believe you’ve expected this

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u/Dinosaurs-Rule Apr 11 '19

I cahnt believe you’ve expected this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

There's another thing you didn't expect

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

The Spanish Inquisition

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u/Is_this_Sparta_ Apr 10 '19

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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u/ARandomPersonGuy Apr 11 '19

I see you’re a man of culture as well

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u/PsychoAgent Apr 10 '19

Je suis Napoleon!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

And DIO

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u/TheScribe86 Apr 11 '19

/r/whattoexpectwhenyoureunexpecting

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u/aesthe Apr 11 '19

The hero we need.

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u/iamGrossauer Apr 11 '19

Jeez Alright...

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u/RevanchistSheev66 Apr 10 '19

I guess you didnt expect to be "quadruple-unexpected"! I guess it means.. quintuple Unexpected?! Did not expect that.

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u/CyanMilk Apr 10 '19

I think im starting to expect it

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u/24hReader Apr 10 '19

I'm already expecting it

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u/infernon_ Apr 11 '19

I think it's fascinating that the chain stops here.

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u/Huntracony Apr 11 '19

I guess you didnt expect to be "quintuple-unexpected"! I guess it means.. sextuple Unexpected?! Did not expect that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Maybe not but I definitely saw the quintuple coming, however upon further inspection I could not find one which was unexpected to say the least.

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u/Jpio630 Apr 11 '19

Fuck, someone make an idex so the loop breaks if((Count(user.feeling) == unexpected) >3)

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u/Stonn Apr 11 '19

Oh no, I did not expect the recursion.

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u/DefNottheMI6 Apr 11 '19

Sextuple unexpected. Didn’t expect that, did you?

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u/LoneKestrel Apr 11 '19

What’s after quadruple? Because we are at that now...

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u/Calebe94 Apr 11 '19

RECURSIONN! SOMEONE BREAK THE LOOOOPP

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Expectception

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Stop it before you break the internet

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u/Wyattman1324 Apr 10 '19

You expected quadruple unexpected, but it was me Dio!!!

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u/dismayhurta Apr 10 '19

NOOOOOOOBOOOOODDDDDDYYYYYYYY expects the Spanish Double Unexpected!

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u/ComDet Apr 11 '19

You never expect the Spanish inquisition!

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u/zer8 Apr 11 '19

That's a slippery slope you're playing around with. .. careful.

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u/TazdingoBan Apr 11 '19

Remind me to never check the comments section for this subreddit again.

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u/saltybutter24 Apr 11 '19

Quadruple unexpected you got 500 upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

I tried to think of some way to fuse inception and unexpected. :(

Unexption? Best i got.

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u/TheMusesMagic Apr 11 '19

No it cancels out and creates a black hole. The black hole ducks up all the unexpected things and grants all of humanity insight into the future. r/unexpected died off along with anything ever surprising before.

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u/T_at Apr 10 '19

Not really. Guy looks like the type that eats a lot of chips.

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u/lawnWorm Apr 11 '19

Yeah he took a byte out of it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Just a little bit

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u/ck357 Apr 11 '19

Rams them down his throat

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u/Rowcan Apr 11 '19

Careful not to get any Kernals suck in your teeth.

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u/slap_thy_ass Apr 11 '19

If it gets too painful it'll be a hard drive to the emergency room

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u/olpdragon Apr 10 '19

The true unexpected is usually near the end

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u/chilli232 Apr 11 '19

"Unexpeception"

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u/king_t_Challa Apr 11 '19

lmao. did he swallow?

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u/kalizar Apr 11 '19

Double negative though, which cancels out and leaves us with expected.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Mmmm! Chippies!

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u/SpartanG087 Apr 11 '19

An unexpected inside an unexpected. That's like two unexpects

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Double upvotes , you and the post

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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u/adudeguyman Apr 11 '19

I stopped too soon and had to watch it again

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u/The_Nightwing_return Apr 11 '19

The infamous double whammy

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u/guinader Apr 11 '19

Expected... Just like my dog used to do it. " Hey buddy look at this, smell it" -"NO! DON'T EAT IT! Get it out of your month!*

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

I mean seeing m.2... yea I kind of expected something like this... ending though? nice..

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u/Checkmynewsong Apr 10 '19

I saw this comment as the vid was playing and I immediately thought to myself, "he's gonna eat it, isn't he?"

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u/LoneKestrel Apr 11 '19

Beat me to it