r/WKUK Jul 07 '25

Mars MARS HAS DISTRIBUTION (no dates yet but it is coming)!!!

628 Upvotes

So if you missed SSS on Saturday 7/5, you fucked up. You missed one of the best Sam Stories of all time and oh yeah the announcement that we have found distribution for Mars!

There will be a limited theatrical run starting in NY/LA/San Fran and hopefully expanding to other cities. Shortly after that, it will hit streaming. Shortly after that, it will hit physical media. We expect this to happen within a year.

We do not have dates yet or any other release information. We will tell you when we know more. It would be stupid to keep it a secret!

But the important thing is, the deal IS done and it IS happening and all the little bastards who talked shit are gonna eat their words oh wait I wasn't supposed to say that last part


r/WKUK 8d ago

Other Sam Brown University Ep 4: Is marketing Evil? (And is that ok?)

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186 Upvotes

Guests James Pumphrey (Speed, Donut Media, The Midnight Show) and Aimee Drolet Rossi (Professor of marketing UCLA)


r/WKUK 1d ago

Meme Gladys should’ve been played by Baked Beans

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1.0k Upvotes

r/WKUK 1d ago

Mars Mars blu-ray 2026

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1.1k Upvotes

r/WKUK 1d ago

Barbarian Barbarian is $4.99 on the Apple Store. I just bought it because I wanted to hear the commentary, and it did not disappoint. It also has deleted scenes. But seriously, that commentary is worth a listen.

197 Upvotes

r/WKUK 1d ago

Mars me when I woke up today and saw the Mars trailer dropped

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350 Upvotes

"The final whitest kids u' know project" 😭🫡


r/WKUK 1d ago

Mars MARS trailer!

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469 Upvotes

r/WKUK 1d ago

Meme It’s going to rip your Dick off

143 Upvotes

r/WKUK 1d ago

Meme baked beans can get a little messy

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262 Upvotes

r/WKUK 2d ago

Meme A lifetime supply is not an unlimited supply

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260 Upvotes

r/WKUK 2d ago

Meme Finally got to see Weapons !!

462 Upvotes

r/WKUK 21h ago

Other LONG SHOT BUT DEAR ZACH

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I'm sorry to people on here if this is lame but a guys gotta try. I'm a doll licker musician//actor in LA and one of my biggest goals in life now is to get a part in one of Zach's films. Barbarian and weapons (and WKUK and the streams) blew me away and I've gotten a few acting credits and starred in a pilot this year. I'm new to acting but I'm good at it so far and I will drop fucking every project I'm doing and dedicate my life to do it even for chump change or free, I don't care, I just want to be in something by this man. Even getting my face ripped open or eating my own dick and then getting ripped in half. Whatever. Throw me down a hill throw dirt on me kick me I don't care.

Either way I love all of you!! GFYDL!!


r/WKUK 3d ago

Other Thinking About Just How Many Hot Dogs I Eat A Day

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249 Upvotes

Found this pic of me from 2016, taken for obvious WKUK reasons


r/WKUK 3d ago

Other Weapons: 2:17am is also when the Titantic fully lost power

27 Upvotes

I should be sleeping, but I just got done watching a 56 minute video of communications coming from the titantic after it hit the ice berg and realized that 2:17am is when the ship fully lost power.

It would be neat if that was intentional because the kids lost their own will and power at that time.

Thanks for attending my tin foil Ted talk.

P.s. I think the sub needs a Weapons flair at this point.


r/WKUK 3d ago

Other ZACH CREGGER ON WEAPONS, RESIDENT EVIL, AND MORE - Double Toasted Interview

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148 Upvotes

r/WKUK 3d ago

Other I had a WKUK related dream last night.

10 Upvotes

This is an actual dream I had.

In this dream I was living in a big apartment building. I found out that Timmy lives there too, and thought that was pretty cool. Eventually I bumped into him in the lobby and we started talking and I was like oh man this is so cool making friends with one of the WKUK guys. But then I thought I saw Trevor out of the corner of my eye and was like wow that was weird but assumed it was nothing. So then I run into Timmy a few more times and he's friendly each time but I also keep seeing Trevor and he's like shaking his head no and stuff like he's trying to tell me not to interact with Timmy. But I don't believe in ghosts or anything so I'm like my brain is just being weird but he seems like a cool guy so eventually I'm like we should hang out sometime. Trevor's like real emphatically trying to mime "NO" at me but I ignore it.

Eventually Timmy comes over to hang out and it's fine at first but after a while I'm ready to go to sleep and he won't leave. Like he just won't leave. I try to be subtle at first like oh man I'm tired and have to work tomorrow and he won't leave. Eventually I'm like you gotta go and he still won't leave. He just won't leave. And the whole time Trevor's ghost or whatever is now just giving me "I told ya so" looks and shrugging. Eventually I'm like I'm going to have to call the police to get this guy to leave. And then I woke up.

That's the whole dream.


r/WKUK 4d ago

Other Started a new Elder Scrolls: Oblivion game

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519 Upvotes

r/WKUK 4d ago

WKUK Fanart Legend has it no one ever saw him do real magic

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119 Upvotes

r/WKUK 4d ago

Meme 🎶Right now, right now, there's a hippo in the city! Hippo in the city, a hippo in the city!🎶

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74 Upvotes

r/WKUK 4d ago

Meme Well?

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74 Upvotes

r/WKUK 4d ago

Question Help me find this sketch

15 Upvotes

I’m trying to find a sketch from WKUK. All I remember is Timmy (I think it was Timmy) getting hit by someone else and he shouts an expletive. I think he after getting hit he says “fuck my ass” or something similar. I could be misremembering some or all of the parts of this, the only thing I’m sure of is something happens to one of the characters and they shout a phrase that involved a curse word that no one would usually say as a reaction to whatever happened. It’s not the slapping sketch, it’s not Blue Hair Timmy, and it’s not the Abe Lincoln sketch. Any ideas?


r/WKUK 4d ago

Other Zachs possible sci-fi movie

40 Upvotes

I’ve been a long time wkuk fan and a topic trevor and zach would talk about quite frequently on the newsboyz streams was the book Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect which is a book about in a near future Lawrence sets out to build an artificial intelligence that can pass as human and finds himself instead with one that can pass as a god. Taking the Three Laws of Robotics literally, Prime Intellect makes every human immortal and provides instantly for every stated human desire.

Caroline, Queen of the Death Jockeys, finds no meaning in this life of purposeless ease, and forgets her emptiness only in moments of violent and profane exhibitionism.

At turns shocking and humorous, Prime Intellect looks unflinchingly at extremes of human behavior that might emerge when all limits are removed.

This books sounds like its begging to be made into a cregger film and with him saying his next original after resident evil is a sci fi, id be willing to bet 5 buck a roos that its gonna be metamorphosis of prime intellect. Also in ep 24 of newzboyz they talk about the author trying to get in contact with them about selling the rights.


r/WKUK 5d ago

Meme He's probably giving dogs freebies right now!

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76 Upvotes

r/WKUK 5d ago

Other Squirrel

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92 Upvotes

r/WKUK 5d ago

Other Ever see a flea so big that you can't even hold it, and it needs wheels? Awesome!

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17 Upvotes

Not an ad, just paused at the right time.


r/WKUK 5d ago

Other We got the theater to ourselves for Weapons

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19 Upvotes

We got to talk as loud as we wanted. Fiancee was upset when I had to use restroom so she was alone an had to fill me in. Darren's makeup as the teacher was really good.


r/WKUK 5d ago

Other Was rewatching Founding Father's Rap video and noticed one of the dancers is Florence from Zach's TBS show Wrecked

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115 Upvotes