r/WalmartCelebrities • u/kdawg_htown • 13d ago

Actor 🤴 Cuck Norris

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u/KingKushhh666 13d ago

That dude looks like he really doesn't wanna dodge any of those knives

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u/Bhazor 13d ago

Just stab me dude.

So you can block it?

....

Right?

Right in the fucking face.

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u/ihatepaddlepopsticks 12d ago

Imagine being a grown man and this fukin stupid .

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u/RR_Davidson 13d ago

Chunk Norris

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u/a-big-roach 12d ago

Chunk Norris

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 12d ago

This version of chuck Norris gets killed in movies quickly

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u/sev45day 12d ago

Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally once. He left with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.

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u/MrLogicWins 13d ago

The black shirt guy at the end starts tumbling before the master evenoves and he starts chuckling knowing he fucked up

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u/WyattPurp23 13d ago

Great set of tits

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u/Captain-Cadabra 12d ago

His name was…

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u/PSK666 12d ago

Bill Parcells

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u/SorryIreddit 12d ago

This is 100% the martial arts Dementia Don is doing

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 12d ago

His name is Robert Paulson

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u/Reyjr 12d ago

Chonk Norbit

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u/Chaparral2E 12d ago

Nice hooters for a guy.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 12d ago

Sensei Jogger Pants

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 12d ago

Chicky Bitch-tits

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u/Poetic-Noise 12d ago

Chuck Nonsense

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u/lou_sassoles 12d ago

I’ve been twisting away from knives for 73 years

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u/Narretz 11d ago

Straight from r/bullshido?

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u/robbnj11 11d ago

Belly opens, entrails spill out.

The End.

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u/Humble-Zebra2289 11d ago

Wtf did I just watch? It certainly wasn’t a self defense class.