r/Wigan Aug 04 '25

Anyone know this scumbag?

Nicked a parcel off our doorstep on Friday. Hope you enjoyed the mattress for a baby's crib you sweaty little bag head.

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u/Cleyland96 Aug 04 '25

Sent you a PM mate

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u/DrilldonVA Aug 07 '25

Do you know who it is?

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u/bydevilz1 Aug 08 '25

Just publicly name them

1

u/binglebonglechongle Aug 08 '25

Name is obviously Dave

1

u/Redsubdave Aug 08 '25

It wasn’t me!

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u/scottmorris39 Aug 04 '25

Nobody I recognise. Which area are they targeting?

5

u/Impressive-Ask-3852 Aug 04 '25

How do I private message you ? Got some excellent security advice regards this kinda theft

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

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u/19M4Ffreetrade Aug 07 '25

Bros going in for murder

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

U can get arrested for this type of comment online now

2

u/westcoast5556 Aug 08 '25

Free speech is dead in the UK.

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u/Regular-Lobster-3171 Aug 08 '25

Free speech is still OKish.. making threats to k1ll and b0mb people is not..

1

u/ArachnidInner2910 Aug 08 '25

Kill and bomb.

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u/Regular-Lobster-3171 Aug 08 '25

the irony of your comment..

1

u/ArachnidInner2910 Aug 08 '25

I fail to see any irony. This is reddit, there is no need to self censor.

1

u/Ancient_Caregiver917 Aug 08 '25

No it's not you fucking idiot 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼 with people like Tommy Robinson roaming around that cannot be true

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

When was there ever free speech in the UK? The law doesn’t work like that, it’s not the US. And in this imaginary time, when did free speech include incitement to violence?

They don’t even allow that in the US where they actually have free speech in their law.

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u/pancakesforbrain Aug 08 '25

Article 10 of the Human Rights Act 1998.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

That’s what I’m referring to though, specifically:

The exercise of these freedoms, since it carries with it duties and responsibilities, may be subject to such formalities, conditions, restrictions or penalties as are prescribed by law and are necessary in a democratic society, in the interests of: • national security, • territorial integrity or public safety, • the prevention of disorder or crime, • the protection of health or morals, • the protection of the reputation or rights of others, • preventing the disclosure of information received in confidence, or • maintaining the authority and impartiality of the judiciary.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Jokes are OUTLAWED.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Actually, correct.

You can go to prison for memes and joking about bombs is deffo something police would investigate even if it's just a joke.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

You're probably right. FTGE.

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u/nexy33 Aug 08 '25

Welcome to starmers police state

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u/Itswill1003 Aug 07 '25

what did he say

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

LOL he deleted his account, crazy.

He was joking about something naughty, which is against the law now.

1

u/ThatEvilSpaceChicken Aug 08 '25

Was it something along the lines of 'put some explosives in a box and leave it out for him'?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Aye

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u/smasherley Aug 08 '25

You go to prison by accepting threats and waivering your rights to a fair trial by pleading guilty. If you do this, you should be imprisoned by default imo

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u/Candid-Home9611 Aug 08 '25

Just do it in private

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

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u/rye-ten Aug 05 '25

I never do either. But they leave them anyway

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u/Kooky_Corgi_9828 Aug 07 '25

Would be worth getting a parcel box or an appropriate safe place so delivery drivers don’t needlessly be trying to deliver to your property then when you know you won’t be in

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u/secret_spilling Aug 07 '25

Tbh, if DPD had a "not in" option that would be great. Then the postie can skip your house, you don't have to stress about a package you can't be in for (especially when they often don't let you know until 10am, after you leave the house if you're busy all day/working). They've set up this whole site to track your parcel stop by stop, but there's no option to delay postage until you're actually in

1

u/Apprehensive_End8318 Aug 07 '25

I do get where you're coming from, but at the same time, imagine 75% of people reschedule their deliveries for an evening or Saturday or Sunday; how does that pan out.

All their drivers leave the depot with 20 deliveries for a days shift as everyone else wants them when they're home to receive them.

The app allows you to set preferred neighbours or preferred pickup point, but allowing someone to select a timeslot if it hasn't been an option at the point of order would put every delivery company on its knees.

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u/secret_spilling Aug 07 '25

It doesn't for my orders. I have to be there to give a code, + it's just wasting their time when I'm not in to pick it up

Not picking a timeslot, just saying "not in". They have to redeliver it the next day anyway, just means they're not doing a pointless stop at my house to wait for me not to reply

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u/rye-ten Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

If I'm not going to be in I reschedule it for a different date or collection point ...and more often than not still come back to a parcel soaking wet or missing.

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u/Cecil182 Aug 08 '25

Nope if drivers leave it in an unsafe place unsigned and it gets robbed the delivery place or the retail place has to replace it

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u/Cecil182 Aug 08 '25

I had 2 pairs of trainers stolen they left it in front garden I made sure they bloody replaced them 

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u/padloxyt Aug 05 '25

We had a bloke doing this on Bolton Road in Ashton. Fucking scroats. I have a few baby mattress covers if you want them. My kid is past that stage now.

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u/phoenix778 Aug 05 '25

Is this Swinley?

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u/deicist Aug 05 '25

Yeah. Undoubtedly visiting the HMO at the bottom of Eccleston street and decided to do a bit of light thievery on their way past.

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u/phoenix778 Aug 05 '25

ah the nice one with the broken window

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u/deicist Aug 05 '25

Yeah, gets repaired and rebroken every couple of months. Usually a couple of smackheads loitering round there. Lots of shouting and screaming every other weekend. Everyone in Swinley knows which one I'm talking about.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

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u/Far_Cheesecake_1166 Aug 06 '25

A friend of mine actually packaged one of her own turds up after having her parcels taken continuously...she believed it was one of her neighbours and it never happened again after that 😂

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u/Itrieddamnit Aug 08 '25

Deliverpoo

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u/NorvernMunkey Aug 06 '25

😅😅😅

1

u/grantmax83 Aug 07 '25

That’s hilarious 😂

2

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

Most of the crackheads look the same. Just aimlessly riding around on bicycles looking into windows

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u/bugra101 Aug 06 '25

Looks any crackhead that’s never had a single day of work in his life but supports Reform.

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u/coopronnie Aug 06 '25

Looks like the coal man mistakenly lifted the wrong sack?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

So funny because he could easily be an Eastern European. All white people look alike to you racists 🐸☕️

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u/GossipGirlNYC7484838 Aug 07 '25

let’s not make everything political

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

You racists love to say that about a white native but 7.5% of Pakistani Muslims are on benefits compared to only (3% white native)… so you do realise you could say the exact same thing about racist Muslims voting for Labour… but keep vilifying and demonising natives in a way you wouldn’t dare to any other racist benefit scroungers who are black or brown. You racist hypocrite

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u/Wanderingwhat Aug 07 '25

FYI

The proportion of Universal Credit claimants by ethnicity in Great Britain as of June 2025 was: White (76.4%), Asian/Asian British (10.3%), Black/African/Caribbean/Black British (6.0%), Other (4.4%), and Mixed/Multiple (2.9%)

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u/Igglethepiggle Aug 08 '25

81% of the population is white. So that should be higher. On nobody's side here but your stats aren't helping you. Putting your stats next to this makes it look like there is an outsized dependency on benefits in non white communities.

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u/Wanderingwhat Aug 08 '25

No it doesn’t, it presents the statistics in a balanced way instead of the poster above trying to make it seem as though the majority of benefit claimants are Pakistani Muslims. I mean for gods sake what data even demonstrates what religion someone is just because of their ethnicity?

It also completely ignores how systemic racism impacts on employment and education opportunities. Benefits also have nothing to do with being lazy. People can be on benefits because they are disabled, this doesn’t mean they’re lazy and trying to rob the system. I’m a white person on benefits. I work a full time job, have a masters degree and I’m not on minimum wage, but I’m still on benefits. If I’m educated, employed and in a long term career and still deemed to not have enough money to live on then something is very wrong with this country. People need to stop blaming ethnic minorities for everything and look at why people are on benefits in the first place.

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u/UnitedCheesecake5517 Aug 08 '25

Tbf there are a lot of other benefits other than universal credit. I don't believe any illegal can claim universal credit, but they get housing completely paid for and straight cash every week

1

u/bugra101 Aug 07 '25

Triggered a council estate lad.

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u/London-Reza Aug 07 '25

Council estate lad isn't the insult you think it is, prick.

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u/bugra101 Aug 07 '25

Cheers mate.

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u/Jabbatheslut99 Aug 07 '25

yourself?

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u/bugra101 Aug 08 '25

No, unfortunately never been eligible for a council house. Paying a mortgage at %5.8 interest rate like any other working douchebag.

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u/Krut-Hawort Aug 07 '25

Crackheads are a race now?

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u/tuggnuggz Aug 08 '25

Calling someone racist, in your easily proven very wrong, racist post 🤡

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u/Expensive_Factor3774 Aug 07 '25

I wouldn’t even bother, Reddit is full of left wingers

2

u/EveryInterest77 Aug 08 '25

Yeah he was in my neighbourhood a couple months ago made the group chat go wild

2

u/agingdetector Aug 08 '25

His name is Wayne maxlooks, he used to work at the postal office from 2015-2020 and was laid off at work during Covid for being ruled to have spread misinformation.

He is also the tribal leader for my clan in clash Royale

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u/Sharp_Coat_6631 Aug 05 '25

My daughter got here boyfriend some expensive headphones for Christmas. He just stuck them behind a plant pot. Despite the telling them not to. Thankfully/ luckily we got them.

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u/RepublicFair5280 Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

"My daughter ordered a parcel and it arrived" Love it

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u/Sharp_Coat_6631 Aug 06 '25

Sorry about that. Ha ha. I promise I’ll.never write a thriller.

2

u/Odiina Aug 07 '25

The mysterious man was seemingly following me through the dark city park with a low chilly fog lending a murky atmosphere... his footsteps quickened as my pulse quickened at his proximity.....then he walked into a brightly lit Greggs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

I went to go for a walk then walked home after.

2

u/Burn_Hard_Day Aug 07 '25

I’m waiting for the film. I hear John Malkovich is playing the boyfriend.

1

u/9Fast_Read_1527 Aug 05 '25

Fucking funkiest.are everywhere these days

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u/JamieMCR81 Aug 06 '25

My wife has just spotted them on Poolstock Lane by Dr Jude’s church walking out of the back of a house with a child’s scooter. She was wearing a grey hoodie.

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u/tomcat5o1 Aug 06 '25

Angry Dave fallen on hard times.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Standard Wigan

1

u/Ecstatic-Ad5222 Aug 07 '25

How do you press play?

1

u/Yung_Cheebzy Aug 07 '25

Needs a fucking bath.

1

u/OptimusPrime365 Aug 07 '25

We got a parcel box on the front of the house, works a treat

1

u/Physical-Strawberry1 Aug 07 '25

yes me, that's definitely scumbag

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u/Physical-Strawberry1 Aug 07 '25

and don't want to sound racist but he looks sooo Polish (I'm Polish too)

1

u/Excellent-Strain3380 Aug 07 '25

Sorry this happened to you. Those tats should be a great identifier. Probably lives local too. Wishing you the best in locating this person.

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u/DevOpsJo Aug 07 '25

Leave another gift wrapped parcel with a turd in it for the scumbag

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u/SeriousRazzmatazz454 Aug 07 '25

Behold the British master race 😂 this must be the cultcha we're so scared will be diluted

1

u/Sleepaiz Aug 07 '25

He's back on the loose

1

u/No_Nose2819 Aug 07 '25

Looks like your typical police informer to me. So I assume he’s on the payroll database somewhere.

1

u/NSFW_____________ Aug 07 '25

that’s my buddy Eric

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u/ReluctantRev Aug 08 '25

Try asking Care4Calais 😒

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u/CandleWide3131 Aug 08 '25

The same thing happened to me afew weeks ago, it was a fucking hoover nosle the worst thing is they saw it was worthless and still took it like wtf 💀

1

u/Local-Owl-1459 Aug 08 '25

Every small town, city, suburb has one. Pieces of shit everywhere nowadays. No shame, just nick people's well earned belongings to buy spice, cider and shit clothes.

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u/Bankseat-Beam Aug 08 '25

Very good chance he's knicked the bike as well. Plus the bag on his back.

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u/Left-Pair3469 Aug 08 '25

Looks like he stole his backpack from a school boy

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u/Important-Party-6502 Aug 08 '25

Always the same colour

1

u/Rski765 Aug 08 '25

People still don’t seem to realise everything is on camera these days 😂

1

u/AireSenior Aug 08 '25

aye thats Keith, seen him down the boozer just now

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u/AvailableEmphasis614 Aug 08 '25

Crack head with his prostitute girlfriend

1

u/Goooooogol Aug 08 '25

he looks like my dad... I haven't seen him in ten years ever since he went to get the milk...

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u/Old_Mechanic9658 Aug 08 '25

Someone in Romania probably will know..

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u/lilnate22 Aug 08 '25

That's me

1

u/Aggravating_Past3035 Aug 08 '25

Sure I seen him in the local park

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u/AGGRO2025 Aug 08 '25

Go to the local job centre. He’ll be there.

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u/Tirith_Wins Aug 08 '25

you should just be able to recover money paid for the item from the seller anyway as its not delivered if its left on the door step. happens to me all the time in the area i live, amazon drivers do it the most and just leave the parcel on the doorstep, so far amazon have always refunded me for the issue. but i guess this is what happens when the drivers are told to deliver a stupid amount in a day and need to be quick so they just drop the parcel, knock the door and leave.

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u/Powerful-Topic-2266 Aug 08 '25

Looks like a crack head or smack head

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u/allday77420 Aug 08 '25

I hope there's not some young school boy lying in a hedge minus his rucksack and mountain bike

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u/Aurum_Exclusive Aug 08 '25

Ok so after all this freedom of speech talk does anyone know this guy ?

1

u/Lazygit1965 Aug 08 '25

Used cat litter is always great fun to unbox so I've heard ;)

1

u/Sea-Range-4177 Aug 08 '25

I think it’s Jim Furyk

1

u/scxsh Aug 09 '25

sorry this happened to you, i’m always scared of this when drivers leave my things outside

I made a post last week in another sub about an amazon delivery that was left by my door, literally in the street (terrace with no garden)

my ‘safe space’ lists several neighbours that i’m on good terms with and have no issue taking in my parcels if i’m not in

literally every comment told me it was my fault for where i live, or for not choosing a delivery locker, and that i’m basically incompetent and shouldn’t order things to arrive when i’m not gonna be in (as if the delivery days and times are always set in stone and never change last minute)

i think i got unlucky and had an audience of entirely delivery drivers that took it personally

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u/KeefsCornerShop Aug 09 '25

Mr T. Osser.

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u/GurZealousideal3478 11d ago

I no this prick is he from wigan he is called horrid Henry is a cracking head 

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/rudedogg1304 Aug 05 '25

Ooh, you’re edgy. Looks English to me .

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u/MrboboCatman Aug 06 '25

You cant assume.

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u/RepublicFair5280 Aug 06 '25

Does look like a typical English crackhead. Born and inbred in the UK

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u/MrboboCatman Aug 09 '25

Nah. Stop projecting. He does not look English.

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u/Judey7777 Aug 06 '25

What happened to Free speech?

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u/MrboboCatman Aug 06 '25

On reddit? You must be new.

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u/Sufficient-Buy-2270 Aug 07 '25

I was censored for suggesting we cover the thief in baby poo. Apparently it was threatening violence. Against someone stealing shit that isn't theirs. Working a 40 hour week and paying taxes is definitely the wrong game these days.

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u/Civil_Information795 Aug 07 '25

What prevented them from saying/typing it? Doesn't prevent others judging them for immediately going after low hanging fruit.

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u/chantes44 Aug 06 '25

He is blatantly a white man… any excuse to be racist!

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u/9747 Aug 08 '25

Since my last comment got removed due to people's lack of reading comprehension, I'll rephrase it.

Are you saying he's white, and white people can't be immigrants?

I am not in anyway saying the man in the photo isn't a native English person, but you seem to be implying all immigrants are non white.

Honestly can't believe I have to rephrase this for the low iq''d grass.

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u/Popular-Lead-3008 Aug 07 '25

No… definitely is a British … look at his face … British 100%

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u/1P33T33 Aug 07 '25

Maybe he needed it more than you.

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u/Clums22 Aug 07 '25

Awful take. OP is not obligated to fund a strangers life. They have their own children to be responsible for.

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u/geed001 Aug 07 '25

I need all your belongings more than you. Let me know when you're dropping everything round 👌🏼

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u/1P33T33 Aug 07 '25

When ya mum calls

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u/geed001 Aug 07 '25

Ok kid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

He needed a baby’s mattress more than OP’s baby? That’s odd.

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u/1P33T33 Aug 08 '25

Maybe he has twins

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u/SundaeSea8887 Aug 08 '25

Should probably go and buy stuff for them on his own instead of stealing from people then.

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u/montevideo_blue Aug 05 '25

Looks like a gypsy

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u/adrutu Aug 07 '25

Looks like a local crackhead. Born and bred local

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u/montevideo_blue Aug 07 '25

He's probably from eastern europe

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Local baghead not local bagdad

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u/adrutu Aug 07 '25

How can you tell, please enlighten us on how you are so skilled at differentiating people's origins because I think you're just slinging poop looking for a reaction.

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u/marsh-salt Aug 05 '25

Shared Quito, Ecuador

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u/c0rtec Aug 06 '25

Thanks, hun.