r/Wildfire • u/HandJobWakeUp • Jun 10 '25

News (General) It was fun while it lasted.

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Apparently i’m distributing child porn…

308 Upvotes

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u/realityunderfire Jun 10 '25

And then TheHandJobWakeUp2 was born.

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u/HandJobWakeUp Jun 10 '25

Nah, if the page is down its over.

37

u/Realistic_Citron4486 Jun 10 '25

Nooooo you can’t let Hotshot Wakeup win! Petition time!

2

u/danielandhobbes Wildland FF2 Jun 16 '25

Don’t let that coward win. Get back out there reborn as the Blowjob Wakeup. Stronger than ever!

83

u/awgePablo Jun 10 '25

Afmo finally got you for banging his wife

68

u/wipesLOUDLY Jun 10 '25

Hotshotwakeup jizzed himself reading this post

77

u/HandJobWakeUp Jun 10 '25

They took me down! Mwahahahahhahhaha

50

u/Average_Sized_Ernie Average Sized 🔥 Diety Jun 10 '25

All great white men are eventually cancelled. It was inevitable . You were my Garrison Keillor.

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u/dickwarlockstuntman Ed Pulaski was a Bagger Jun 10 '25

VIVA LA HANDJOB

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u/HandJobWakeUp Jun 10 '25

I was jest complaining about how the page wasnt fun because normies found it and started being weird about it, i didnt want hotshotwakeups crowd and it slowly started coming over…

But we should return the favor to tim…

2

u/Lumpsta_lump Jun 10 '25

You were a breath of fresh air and hopefully will be back.

37

u/dick_jaws Jun 10 '25

Amateur. I’ve had 7 accounts suspended permanently. You’re gonna need to up those numbers rookie.

13

u/TownshipRangeSection IED Hire Jun 10 '25

Name checks out

6

u/dick_jaws Jun 10 '25

My name is Richard Jaahs my friends call me Dick Jaws.

35

u/No-four Jun 10 '25

Can’t wait to see the next account “Rimjobwakeup”

18

u/TownshipRangeSection IED Hire Jun 10 '25

Or Backshots Wakeup

19

u/FIRExNECK Jun 10 '25

This is the future Tim Sheehy wants.

Fuck Timmy!

21

u/missedBasket93 Jun 10 '25

Rather Die Standing than live kneeling. Memorial at the Missoula Chilis.

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u/Average_Sized_Ernie Average Sized 🔥 Diety Jun 10 '25

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u/dickwarlockstuntman Ed Pulaski was a Bagger Jun 10 '25

There is a handjobwakeup in everyone. Remember what they took from us.

9

u/BadInternational809 Jun 10 '25

…I remember when he’d post the weirdest shit after midnight…I was up too and it felt like we shared a shitty sleep cycle :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Honestly…I got all my hotshotwakeup info from handjob, I’ll be damned if I get it from HOTSHOTWAKEUP

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u/Sarcastikon Jun 10 '25

What!?!?

43

u/HandJobWakeUp Jun 10 '25

Someone reported me for disturbing CP, i obviously wasnt doing that.

18

u/JobNo7260 Jun 10 '25

But are you from the Cleveland NF

3

u/Sarcastikon Jun 10 '25

Ol’ Tim’s at it again.

9

u/TrailBlazer_CC Jun 10 '25

Guess I’ll have to stroll on o’er to the hotshot wakeup and return the favor, did it before and I’ll do it again

6

u/doogiehiesermd Jun 10 '25

Will be having El Presidente Margaritas at the Missoula Chili's today at lunch for you homie 😢🤙#missyoualready #nohomo

3

u/Lower_Advantage_2375 Jun 10 '25

We love you Handy. Your spirit will live on. Totem spirit: Handjob 🦅

2

u/spider_collider Jun 10 '25

Fight the power!!!!

2

u/takenbycoorslight Jun 10 '25

i’ll miss u handy!! thank u for ur help with everything!! 😭

2

u/ifightpigs Jun 10 '25

Viva la handjob - long may he reign

2

u/Smokey_Jumps Jun 11 '25

Atleast we still have fellows in yellows and uncrustables

1

u/HandJobWakeUp Jun 12 '25

Yup

2

u/Smokey_Jumps Jun 12 '25

It’ll be interesting not getting my daily news feed, will you continue on Reddit?

2

u/HandJobWakeUp Jun 12 '25

Hmm, lets see what IG says.

But i think theres some guys doing some great shit already and they have potential to do greater things. Theres no void.

But yea lets see what Ig says.

2

u/Flushedawayfan2 Jun 13 '25

Mightve been the kid pissing on the fire post during the PL5 last year. Was fun while it lasted though. Hope you dont get banned, but sometimes that's the way she fucking goes.

2

u/SuddenCow7004 Jun 14 '25

You did a good job Joe! We all enjoyed it!

2

u/Safe-Ad-8443 Jun 10 '25

Long live the HandJobWakeUp! God damnit.

2

u/BigBird0628 Jun 10 '25

A real sad day

2

u/bric_workshop Jun 10 '25

Noooooo 😧

1

u/ZealousidealLime3422 Jun 11 '25

Thank you for your service.

1

u/Beneficial-Drive766 Jun 12 '25

Thank you for your service🫡

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u/YOLO_Bundy Jun 10 '25

Finally

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u/Valuable_Dream_2998 Jun 10 '25

His shit is lame and overrated it was fun for a min but lame as fuck…get a life and stand on your line and not your mouth might be hard for a cuck like him but he’ll get used to it

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u/Valuable_Dream_2998 Jun 10 '25

Also all that followed handjob give your balls a tug..yeah I’m not a fan of hotshot nor any social media wannabe but handjob shot himself in the foot for being such a cuck