Close the goddamn shitter lid

[u/Wildhorse_J]

DID YOU KNOW that there is arcane technology built into porta shitters? See that tube that comes out the top? FACT It's called a stink tube. If you close the lid after doing your thing, the whole thing doesn't fill up with methane and smell like a goddamn sewer. It's very complex, I know. But if you take the crayons out of your mouth for one second and think about it, it might make sense. Signed a guy who doesn't want to smell your breakfast. CERRAR LA TAPA

P.s. I don't know who puts toilet paper in the urinals but you have a special place in hell

[u/PatRick_FMO]

I always get up 2 hours before everyone slam the door, wear my yellow , and talk on the phone as loud as I can. Masks the smell

[u/Bubbly_Jellyfish_615 → u/PatRick_FMO]

WOW...you've been on EVERY fed fire I've been on. I wonder if our wives know the same guy???

[u/ZonaDesertRat → u/Bubbly_Jellyfish_615]

Is the same woman bro...