r/Wildfire • u/Wildhorse_J • 2d ago

Close the goddamn shitter lid

DID YOU KNOW that there is arcane technology built into porta shitters? See that tube that comes out the top? FACT It's called a stink tube. If you close the lid after doing your thing, the whole thing doesn't fill up with methane and smell like a goddamn sewer. It's very complex, I know. But if you take the crayons out of your mouth for one second and think about it, it might make sense. Signed a guy who doesn't want to smell your breakfast. CERRAR LA TAPA

P.s. I don't know who puts toilet paper in the urinals but you have a special place in hell

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u/Chef_Pretend 2d ago

When there’s already a line and I know someone is coming in right after I’ll leave that thing up. It’s annoying to lift immediately after someone shut it

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u/OttoOtter 2d ago

If you’re worried about touching something dirty with your hands just use your mouth.

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u/Bubbly_Jellyfish_615 1d ago

Ill use yer mouth...